Have I been huffing what? Huffing paint? What? Really? Where would you get that?…….Okay yes. Yes I have. It makes the cat food taste better.
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“Okay, get the money ready, no eye contact, SHIT I just made eye contact…just run, run out now! SHIT, the greeter is asking for a receipt…oh dear, AH! home depot here i come HOT DOGS!”
Who hasn’t been there?
September 18th, 2009
Wow, it looks like a rainbow threw up on him..
1st…this pic is stupid.
Houston Texas biaaaaaatchez
not only do i love the picture but the caption with the refrence to its always sunny really makes it
O man does life get any better than a bag full of gold spray paint? The man is obviously a connoisseur of the better things in life.
THIS IS SO SCARY D8
It almost looks like he tried to drink the paint and accidentally spilled it all over his shirt. But… I like how he thought ahead and wore the tie-dye to camouflage any spills, you know, like wearing black to a party in case you drop your drink.
Wow he looks pissed.
Hi there. This guy must be too desperate to buy the paint. I don’t know. But this shows that this person doesn’t really mind about his appearance.
#1 fail on my part
Yo Rainbow Man, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Joseph had the Best Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ever. Best ever!!
Bong and a blintz?
Look, I got money to spend in here…
I was shakin’ it and it blew up. honest. now i need another can to finish tricking out my spinners (gold is hot)
The cash for gold guys didn’t tell me about this…gimmee back my jewelry!
Risen Lord Jesus’ Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +
GOLDFING….wait. GOLDFACE! +
How do i get this stuff off anyway?? Turpentine?
E’cuse meh, can u tell me where to find gold remover? uh paint remover? uh…nevermind.
the cash for your gold guys gave me cash AND gold. heckuva deal…
it’s supposed to make my beard grow faster…
and my chest hairs…
He sees you! Run!
looks like an old hippy,,,,,,,lost in time
See what happens to a member of the cast of Cats when the show goes bankrupt on the road.
Cloudchaser Sakonige (sah-koh-nee-gay)
And he’s not even a Warriors fan
wow. all I can say is wow. like seriously, wow.
That has to be in the Top Ten Greatest peopleofwalmart photos.
This guy knows where it’s at. Gold and silver provide the best high.. or so I’ve been told (thanks, Cops!) Too bad we can’t see in his cart.
OMG. So scary. I would have been to busy running to snap the pic. LOL
He looks not so happy! How do people take these and not get their *sses kicked? I’m glad they don’t cause its hilarious!! But its a big risk!
Oh my God, that’s hilarious! I love Sunny!
looks kinda like hes about to jump at whomevers taking hes picture…
I think he thinks were trying to steal hes hmm ‘masterpiece’
I think I’ve seen this guy on “COPS”.
If ever I am havign a bad day I come to this site and people like this man just make me feel a whole lot better about things. ……..wow of all colors urine yellow is the the color that he picked
OMG! He could not wash his face before going to the supermarket?!
He could also try to clean the face with the tshirt…
Ok so many of the pics on this website are very funny but this one is just plain old scary. Holy Alert the Tactical Squad!
Wow. I never understood people that huff paint. I mean other drugs make sense, but PAINT? What the hell is fun about that? Plus it’s not really easy to hide. :\
I mean he tried, with the shirt, but the hands and his little something there on his face….. make it useless.
Goldmember let himself go to hell after the movie.
Hahaha! Love the caption
The point where ‘art’ and ‘junkie’ meet in the middle!
Yo that guy looks PISSED.
So I figure… that’s not really a tie-dyed t-shirt, is it?
Not only that, but you see him in the candy aisle… That’s not paint on his face, it’s Hubba Bubba!!
I love the expression of “So what if I have a sweet tooth and I’m wearing clown vomit. Don’t judge”.
I guess they will let anybody….I mean anybody thru those doors
I think this picture marks the end of me visiting this site.
1) The man looks truly unhappy/miserable about having his picture taken.
2) How do you know it wasn’t for his job? I’d wear a shirt like that too if i knew i was going to be handling paint all day.
It’s one thing to make fun of someone for being dumb enough to leave the house with half their ass hanging out, but this guy just looks like he’s had a long day.
Wyl the Pyr
Is this what the afterlife has in store for David Carradine? LMFAO!
Attention Walmart shoppers:
“Today in our paint department. Buty2 gallons of paint, get one lid free!! ”
This guy must be the editor of the Huffington Post. This explains a lot!
OMG. Your in PUBLIC! That is all.
C3PO in later life.
FREE… you DID notice that he’s got gold paint all over his mouth and chin and nose, not just his shirt? The part that you cover with the plastic bag to huff paint?
A bit of googling will find you a wealth of pictures of paint addicts, all with the same, er, markings. And all having used gold or silver paint.
No, this guy absolutely definitely did not just have a tough day at work.
Which part of what work, did you think, would have involved covering his nose and mouth in gold paint?
Scary and colorful – amazing!
It’s amazing how some people feel sorry for idiots that do themselves in.
He’s doing this to HIMSELF. No one is holding the bag to his face. And no one held a gun to his head and made him go to Walmart with incriminating evidence on his face.
I had a brother that did the same crap to himself. Yes it’s sorry to see but he had every chance in the world to get himself straight. Some people are just idiots despite what others do to try to help them. Sorry. Quit feeling sorry for them, you are only ENABLING them.
I say this guy works as a painter for his job. He must have went to whipe his face with his shirt and bam hello paintface.
They don’t call it “Hippy Crack” for nothin’
crackin up in Asheville
That’s not a tye dye. ” PAINT HUFFER CAMO” That’s his favorite paint huffin uniform. Works great huffin all colors of paint. Look closely the red parts are from passin out and bashing his head of a countertop and bleedin everywhere. Life was so much easier before they changed the recipe for model airplane glue!
I wonder what he did to get all that money..Shall I ask? No wait I think his face gives it away.. He was with the star wars robot.
That is not hippy crack, hippy crack is N2O…
This guy is a waste of flesh
This pic is great!!! I knew of the gold paint huffers from a vintage episode of cops!
AND WAIT A MINUTE….That dude has a shopping cart? What ever else could he be purchasing that would require a shopping cart? Perhaps a new t-shirt or a nice merlot? Oh Wallymart and your versatility! That’s a lotta krylon or sam’s choice spray paints!! I’m guessing he would’ve only required a hand basket……I’m just sayin!
I Love Goooold! – Doctor Evil
He used the shirt to trick the Leprechaun…….and then…..well…..it wasn’t gay or anything because it was only a Leprechaun…..
WTF? Maybe he’s looking for paint-thinner.
Hey even artists need gum and candy!
You were one brave soul to take that picture, thank you so much for doing it – beautiful!!
looks like the same guy from a couple days ago, in the pink fuzzy flip slops
Looks like he was giving C3PO a blowjob.
I just noticed the gold paint all over the money in his hands. again, wow.
Think he might be related to Patrick Tribett?
There is a reason paint huffers prefer gold or silver spray paint over other colors. Something like a different mix of solvents. Most mugshots of people with paint on their face, it’s gold or silver. I saw the reason once but I forget. Anyone know?
Gold and silver paint give you a more intense trippy high. If it’s a more mellow high you’re looking for I’d suggest primary colors.
OK, this one’s too stupid to be true. I call shenanigans.
What a fantastic caption!
Looks like we found the owner of the gold bike!
GOLD AND SILVER PAINT CONTAIN TOLULENE THATS WHAT GETS THEM HIGH
We’ve got a local guy just like that only worse.
This pic makes me scared just looking at it… like the dude is going to reach through the screen and yell “WARCHOO LOOOKN AARRT??”
After leaving Southpark, Kenny could never quite kick the “Cheesing” habit
Is he the husband/boyfriend of ‘So Bright’?
This guy is nothing compared to Patrick Tribbett. That guy has been arrested numerous times for huffing paint and he’s infamous on FARK.com.
I knew I shouldn’t have looked up when I puked.
That shirt was white when he put it on that morning.
i’ve never seen a more beautiful picture in my life.
you look like you just game c3po a blowjob
jerry from montana
This guys mugshot is on Smoking Gun. just did a quick search but couldn’t locate it. but I’m sure it’s there.
I hear GOLD is the best ,HAHA
He made himself some cash from blowing old Star Wars robots. Who knew C3PO could jizz ?
I had no idea people actually did that. I thought it was a joke. That is unbelievable.
September 19th, 2009
That;s NOT Meth on my face…it’s Rainbow Bright cum !
It honestly looks like he just robbed a bank. I can’t believe nobody’s sent this to the local cops in Nevada. Anyone ever heard of die packs!?!?!? It’s a perfect fit. Holding big bills and the only part of the face exposed or covered with paint is the mouth part considering he may have been wearing a skii mask with glasses.
This isn’t scary, its sad. The man has a serious problem. A lot of people fill a cup with spray paint and hold it over their mouth and nose in order to get high. It can kill the first time.
I don’t find anything remotely amusing about a man who clearly needs help and no doubt lives a very sad life.
The tie dye shirt almost covered it up… almost.
“These aren’t problems. These are SOLUTIONS to problems!”
I see nothing funny about the man’s attire – its prety obvious he is a house painter, and if you ever got that paint on you when you couldn’t run to the shower, you know it isn’t easy to get off.
What I find hillarious is the look on his face – like he’s going to kill you for taking his picture
Rainbow Brite puked on him!
No, no, no… Huffing glue makes the cat food taste better… Now get ready for bed.
Grow the FUCK up Laura!!
Here’s looking at ya, baby.
there was a walmart-isle-throwdown 5 seconds later. do you SEE his face? lmao
So amazed at how many people think that this has something to do with his “job”. Are you really that naive? Paint huffers use gold paint to get high and the fact he has paint all over his face, shirt and, hands has nothing to do with doing anything productive like work. Get out of the suburbs once in a while and see the real world – it sucks sometimes.
Oh man, When I looked down and saw that this was from Nevada…I just felt shame…It’s so much funnier until it happens in your state.
I’m with the ones that said he looked mad.and i agree with the one who said they would have been to busy running to snap the photo.Must have acted like talkimg on the phone.I thought i was brave not so much with that one.Thanks who ever took it.
Hmm looks like he was hungry and killed a unicorn.
I swear i see Alice Cooper in that paint stain on the shirt
I always wondered what SamElliot does with his Road House royalty checks, but I never would have guessed this.
I love the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference
September 20th, 2009
If you’re going to sniff paint could you at least go for a discreet color?
Wal-Mart greeter.. huffer? Is there really a difference?
If you find humor In seeing this guy destroying himself , you mouth breathing assholes are not that far removed from the mental capacity shown in the picture.
This picture is sad. Not a shred of humor here.
i love the Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference in the caption.
Under the right circumstances this dude would kill you in a newyork minute. This is how nature says ” stay away”.
September 21st, 2009
Damn where are the Wonderbread sacks st ?
1. He’s in the cough and cold section
2. He’s got money in hand
I’m thinking he’s there to buy 12-hour Wal-Phed (Sudafed) for one of the local meth-makers, and nobody told him it was behind the pharmacy counter…
I just hope that the little blond-headed kid behind belongs to someone else!
Huffy McHufferton is in the checkout line. Gotta wonder if he bought the can or if he helped himself to “samples”, because that paint is fresh!
Not for me
dude’s got some crisp greenbacks and a cart. Its a good day to be a gangsta…
it’s the always sunny caption that i love more than anything!!!
&& guys seriously this dude brought it all on himself so yes it is funny
this guy is from ky. he has serious paint probs.
gonna give the guy with the blue tint to his skin a run for his money
September 22nd, 2009
its sad that walmart sold him the paint
Gentlemen, Wade Garrett.
Steven "las vega'
Ok for everyone here I TOOK THE PIC.
I was at the register about to pay for my China special items when this guy pulls up behind me, as i notice him i then tell my friend to deal with the register person because i have to capture this rare creature on a photo. I have an iphone, so i act as if i am texting while i was snapping pics of him. No he did not attack me and yes he was trying to be “incognito” about his purchase. What was he purchasing??? for the person who commented earlier about “a hard working american trying to go home after a hard day of work”. THis guy had 3 cans of gold spray paint in the cart and a gallon of apple juice (Very incognito).
Here is the sad part, walmart sold the items to the to guy and sent him on the way to “paint his whole body again”. The picture is actually cropped, if you could see the whole thing he has tuns of paint on his pants and shoes. There is no way anyone could of seen him and thought “long day of work”.
Hope you all have enjoyed it as much as i have, i took the pic in aug. so you guys know this guy was huffing in vegas in about 104 degrees. “Livestrong” should be his motto. lol
if you want to see the whole picture it is on my facebook. i posted the link.
“DAYMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! FIGHTER OF THE…NIGHTMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! CHAMPION OF THE SUN! UHH AHHAHH!!! YOUR A MASTER KARATE, AND FRIENDSHIP… FOR EVERYONE! “
I dont know weather to laugh or cry!! I know he is doing this to himself, but really??? I kinda feel bad for him becaue he is sooo far out of his mind her prolly has NO stinkin clue of what is going on!
September 23rd, 2009
Message to WalMart
Hello WalMart: You sold more gold paint to this guy??? Doesn’t your company recognize state laws prohibiting sale of this crap to huffers?
Unbelievable. WalMart just enabled more irreversible damage to heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and brain – and then huffers like this loser rotate through ambulances, jails, and emergency rooms – eventually landing in the morgue on OUR tax dollars.
He was just watching Bob Ross and decided to get fucked up on a “happy little tree”.
September 24th, 2009
Believe it or not, I know this guy. He was a regular in a jail in KY and kept saying he was going to Nevada but never made it past the bus station where he was picked up again for huffing. His money comes from is Navy retirement where he was a SEAL and he is also an MIT graduate (all verified) Started huffing after the loss of one of his children. Next time you see him say hello to Charles and see if he responds.
I actually spit all over my keyboard when I saw this; the caption is priceless!
This must be what Einstein must have looked like while testing out some of his theories!
The Bill Murray Experience
Thank you Steven “Las Vega” for your amazing spy work. But we must say, as weird as we think this man is…he must have thought you a bit strange too judging from the picture…oh wait ..wait..right the paint, yeah..i bet everything seems weird.
what the hell. i wonder what was in his cart?
o god it really does look like he’s been huffing
September 25th, 2009
you see this a lot around the indian reservations in oklahoma (the Ponca tribe is very bad about iy) whats worse is when you see the 4-8 year olds with the same “markings”…
“Golllllld finger!” wa waaaaa wa……
Brings to meaning to the phrase:
“Been there. Done that. Bought the T-Shirt”
September 26th, 2009
I’d like to see what’s in his cart. Nah, probably just more depends and valvoline…
Hey kids, its Huffy the Clown!
His hair is really a dark brown when he washes it.
There is rock bottom, and then there are underacheivers like Huffy that find a rock drill.
I’m not angry, I just don’t have enough brain cells to smile.
My t-shirt was a white hanes 1 week ago.
He should have chased the gold with some GoofOff or Thoro.
Just watched that great episode from It’s Always Sunny. I was rolling on my ass reading the quote. Thanks!!!
I think I see a one-eyed Creature From The Black Lagoon on his shirt.
September 27th, 2009
how do they get these pictures?!
This is the walmart i work at! o.o ive heard about this guy! haha they always turn him down! hahaha
September 28th, 2009
im pretty sure this is the walmart i work at hahaha ive heard about this guy…
That was actually a white t-shirt when he started.
I just can’t find humor in this. When does your own life slip away?
hahahah oh my f’n god!
holy crap thats great!
So i know this guy. I lived in Las Vegas for a long time and there are many people like this. Like a gang of bum scum. This ones name was Gold Dust. (not kidding) !!! hahaha
Apparently he’s been arrested quite a bit:
Well something got a little sloppy.
dude, dad. really?
one of the better pictures on here…this made me lmao!!! i love the caption too!
October 1st, 2009
No it’s the TRIDENT sugarless that makes the gold really sparkle in his teeth.
Dig: You work at WalMart & refuse to sell paint to someone who is “obviously” huffing it. He or someone in his family sees a hook and sues WM for a bazillion dollars for defamation and discrimination. Huffy’s atty. gets up there and sings the blues about how this poor guy is a hard working house painter and yadda yadda yadda. Oh, and if you don’t think that there are people who would believe it, please read these comments. WM denies all responsibility for refusing the sale and hangs their minimum wage earning cashier out to dry. Consider, too, that the cashier confronting Huffy The Paint Gorker could be taking a trip to the emergency room for refusing that sale. Heartbreaking as it may be, it is not the responsibility of a cashier to save a person from himself.
October 4th, 2009
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. At least I hope it does.
is that the Virgin Mary in the paint stain on his shirt? No, no…wait…I think it’s Morton Downey Jr.
October 5th, 2009
When life gives you lemmons fuck it!!! Pain that shit gold
The pure distaste he has on his yellow paint covered face is priceless.
October 7th, 2009
I really hope that if he was buying paint that they were smart enough NOT to sell it to him!
October 8th, 2009
I think he just blew robocop
i’d like to know what was in his cart.
October 11th, 2009
this guy looks like he just gave robocop a blow job
October 12th, 2009
This dude huffs paint and he still has more cash on him than I do. Maybe I’m doing something wrong….
October 15th, 2009
Steven "las vegas"
ALL RIGHT I WON !!!!!!!! I would like to thank my Iphone for taking such amazing pictures…
Steve, Steve… Im’a let you finish… But the old man that looked like drunk santa was the best picture OF ALL TIME…. OF ALL TIME!!!!
Umm after Kanye west i guess i have nothing else to say.
THIS WAS THE MOST SHOCKING AND DISTURBING ONE OF ALL NOT TO MENTION REALLY REALLY SAD!!!
October 18th, 2009
ok this guy was just in our store in missour and he was coming in like every three hours to a different cashier to get more spray paint. Then he would do the same the next day for like a week . Then one day as i was getting ready for work i heard on the scanner that there was a guy at the end of the parking lot that was in a hospital gown that was sniffing paint omg this is crazy that i was looking at these pics and this guy showed up on it .
October 20th, 2009
Wow. I laughed at first, but this totally breaks my heart. I know Politically Incorrect posted above that people like this guy are doing it to themselves, and I’m not disagreeing, but I can’t help but feel sorry for what this guy could have been.
I mean, this dude is quite literally the picture of rock bottom. If rock bottom had a front door, this guy would be the greeter on the other side of it. And the sad thing is that he so obviously doesn’t give a shit, otherwise he’d have at least cleaned the paint off of his face before going to buy more.
And as far as Riverbrat’s comment that it’s not the cashier’s responsibility to save the guy from himself, should we then take away a bar’s right to refuse service to people who are obviously drunk? I mean, sure the person could die of alcohol poisoning, but that’s their own fault, right? The bartender should just keep serving up the shots of Jag, even though they KNOW they shouldn’t be, right? Why should it be okay for a bartender to make a judgement call like that, but not a cashier who knows better?
October 21st, 2009
LUIC (laughing until I cry)
You assume the cashier would know what he does with the paint. I swear to God it was only after reading about 150 of these posts that I figured it out!! I just thought he was a mess. I’ve painted a lot of rooms in my life and sometimes don’t look much better! (But I wouldn’t go out shopping! That’s what I thought was so funny!!)
Even after reading 100 posts, I envisioned this guy with his head over a gallon of gold room-paint with a towel over his head trying to inhale the fumes. It took another 50 posts to figure out it was SPRAY paint!!
I know, I should get out of my cocoon, but I DON”T WANT TO!!!!
October 23rd, 2009
THATS A BARGAN SHOPPER RITE THERE…. Y SPEND 20 BUCKS ON A HIT OF SOME SHYT..OR A DUB OF BUD…WHEN U KAN GET FUKT UP FOR 2 BUX…LMAO
October 29th, 2009
Oh my god he looks like Charles Manson.
October 30th, 2009
i think he’s homeless….
that kinda makes me sad D:
November 3rd, 2009
Me, Me me me, Me me me me me
Okay. Has anyone seen his shirt? If you look closely at the epicenter of the gold splash on it, you can see this guys face screaming to be let out of the shirt! It seriously looks like a totally, truly freaked out person.
November 4th, 2009
This is the best! He must have been high as a kite! Gotta love old hippies haha.
November 6th, 2009
No officer I don’t know anything about a meth lab
Do you think this guy and the lady in gold on page 63 know each other? Maybe the guy was a little hungry and ate out oooooohhhhhh
Thought it was a new kind of camo face paint. But seriously, why not turn the can upside down, so the propellant (the “active ingredient) comes out but not the paint?
November 10th, 2009
It’s the Gold Paint Huffer’s dad!
November 11th, 2009
HAHAHAHA is that caption from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Charlie huffing spray paint…EPIC!
November 25th, 2009
looks like him and the golden guy that doesnt move on the corner had a little break time
November 27th, 2009
I wanna know what was in his cart……was it more paint???
December 4th, 2009
It was weird that I stumbled upon this while google-imaging “turpentine huffer” because I’d recently seen this somewhat depressing Youtube video about this dude.
October 30th, 2010
This looks like Ted Williams the homeless guy with the “golden voice”.
January 13th, 2011
Robert Downey Jr in 10 years
April 14th, 2011
TASTE the rainbow
August 1st, 2011
What bra.. Huff huff give… I like the Carolina blue to get right. Ah yeah. Get high on your Walmart supply
He should grab some of that Orbitz right there next to him…”For a good clean feeling, no matter what…”
In away he looks like he’s mad at who ever took the pic. But on the other hand he looks like he’s too high to really care what’s going on. LOL
First there was James Bond in Goldfinger. Now don’t miss his latest epic adventure. GOLDLIPS
December 14th, 2011
thats funny shit.
well.. he’s got I.D. it’s legal.
June 28th, 2013