Simply amazing.

1st…this pic is stupid.
Houston Texas biaaaaaatchez

O man does life get any better than a bag full of gold spray paint? The man is obviously a connoisseur of the better things in life.

THIS IS SO SCARY D8

Wow he looks pissed.

#!BABY!!!!

Yo Rainbow Man, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Joseph had the Best Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ever. Best ever!!

Look, I got money to spend in here…
http://makefunofmyfriends.com

GOLDFING….wait. GOLDFACE! +

!

How do i get this stuff off anyway?? Turpentine?

E’cuse meh, can u tell me where to find gold remover? uh paint remover? uh…nevermind.

Risen Lord Jesus’ Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +

it’s supposed to make my beard grow faster…

and my chest hairs…

and…

and…

ahem.

looks like an old hippy,,,,,,,lost in time

And he’s not even a Warriors fan

That has to be in the Top Ten Greatest peopleofwalmart photos.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

OMG. So scary. I would have been to busy running to snap the pic. LOL

Oh my God, that’s hilarious! I love Sunny!

Oh….my….God.

I think I’ve seen this guy on “COPS”.

OMG! He could not wash his face before going to the supermarket?!
He could also try to clean the face with the tshirt…

http://thesingular.blogspot.com

Wow. I never understood people that huff paint. I mean other drugs make sense, but PAINT? What the hell is fun about that? Plus it’s not really easy to hide. :\
I mean he tried, with the shirt, but the hands and his little something there on his face….. make it useless.
SAD.

Hahaha! Love the caption

Yo that guy looks PISSED.
So I figure… that’s not really a tie-dyed t-shirt, is it?
Not only that, but you see him in the candy aisle… That’s not paint on his face, it’s Hubba Bubba!!

I guess they will let anybody….I mean anybody thru those doors

I think this picture marks the end of me visiting this site.
1) The man looks truly unhappy/miserable about having his picture taken.
2) How do you know it wasn’t for his job? I’d wear a shirt like that too if i knew i was going to be handling paint all day.
It’s one thing to make fun of someone for being dumb enough to leave the house with half their ass hanging out, but this guy just looks like he’s had a long day.

Attention Walmart shoppers:

“Today in our paint department. Buty2 gallons of paint, get one lid free!! ”

This guy must be the editor of the Huffington Post. This explains a lot!

C3PO in later life.

Scary and colorful – amazing!

I say this guy works as a painter for his job. He must have went to whipe his face with his shirt and bam hello paintface.

That’s not a tye dye. ” PAINT HUFFER CAMO” That’s his favorite paint huffin uniform. Works great huffin all colors of paint. Look closely the red parts are from passin out and bashing his head of a countertop and bleedin everywhere. Life was so much easier before they changed the recipe for model airplane glue!

That is not hippy crack, hippy crack is N2O…

This guy is a waste of flesh

I Love Goooold! – Doctor Evil

WTF? Maybe he’s looking for paint-thinner.

You were one brave soul to take that picture, thank you so much for doing it – beautiful!!

looks like the same guy from a couple days ago, in the pink fuzzy flip slops

I just noticed the gold paint all over the money in his hands. again, wow.

There is a reason paint huffers prefer gold or silver spray paint over other colors. Something like a different mix of solvents. Most mugshots of people with paint on their face, it’s gold or silver. I saw the reason once but I forget. Anyone know?

OK, this one’s too stupid to be true. I call shenanigans.

Looks like we found the owner of the gold bike!

We’ve got a local guy just like that only worse.

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2009/03/23/huffing_paint_guy.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=102

http://inhalant-info.blogspot.com/2009/09/infamous-paint-huffer-back-in-jail.html

After leaving Southpark, Kenny could never quite kick the “Cheesing” habit

This guy is nothing compared to Patrick Tribbett. That guy has been arrested numerous times for huffing paint and he’s infamous on FARK.com.

That shirt was white when he put it on that morning.

you look like you just game c3po a blowjob

I hear GOLD is the best ,HAHA

I had no idea people actually did that. I thought it was a joke. That is unbelievable.

It honestly looks like he just robbed a bank. I can’t believe nobody’s sent this to the local cops in Nevada. Anyone ever heard of die packs!?!?!? It’s a perfect fit. Holding big bills and the only part of the face exposed or covered with paint is the mouth part considering he may have been wearing a skii mask with glasses.

damn,mister

“These aren’t problems. These are SOLUTIONS to problems!”

Rainbow Brite puked on him!

Grow the FUCK up Laura!!

there was a walmart-isle-throwdown 5 seconds later. do you SEE his face? lmao

Oh man, When I looked down and saw that this was from Nevada…I just felt shame…It’s so much funnier until it happens in your state.

Hmm looks like he was hungry and killed a unicorn.

I always wondered what SamElliot does with his Road House royalty checks, but I never would have guessed this.

If you’re going to sniff paint could you at least go for a discreet color?

If you find humor In seeing this guy destroying himself , you mouth breathing assholes are not that far removed from the mental capacity shown in the picture.

i love the Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference in the caption.

Damn where are the Wonderbread sacks st ?

I just hope that the little blond-headed kid behind belongs to someone else!

Huffy McHufferton is in the checkout line. Gotta wonder if he bought the can or if he helped himself to “samples”, because that paint is fresh!

it’s the always sunny caption that i love more than anything!!!

this guy is from ky. he has serious paint probs.

its sad that walmart sold him the paint
so sad.

Ok for everyone here I TOOK THE PIC.

I was at the register about to pay for my China special items when this guy pulls up behind me, as i notice him i then tell my friend to deal with the register person because i have to capture this rare creature on a photo. I have an iphone, so i act as if i am texting while i was snapping pics of him. No he did not attack me and yes he was trying to be “incognito” about his purchase. What was he purchasing??? for the person who commented earlier about “a hard working american trying to go home after a hard day of work”. THis guy had 3 cans of gold spray paint in the cart and a gallon of apple juice (Very incognito).

Here is the sad part, walmart sold the items to the to guy and sent him on the way to “paint his whole body again”. The picture is actually cropped, if you could see the whole thing he has tuns of paint on his pants and shoes. There is no way anyone could of seen him and thought “long day of work”.

Hope you all have enjoyed it as much as i have, i took the pic in aug. so you guys know this guy was huffing in vegas in about 104 degrees. “Livestrong” should be his motto. lol

if you want to see the whole picture it is on my facebook. i posted the link.

I dont know weather to laugh or cry!! I know he is doing this to himself, but really??? I kinda feel bad for him becaue he is sooo far out of his mind her prolly has NO stinkin clue of what is going on!

He was just watching Bob Ross and decided to get fucked up on a “happy little tree”.

So what?

I actually spit all over my keyboard when I saw this; the caption is priceless!

This must be what Einstein must have looked like while testing out some of his theories!

what the hell. i wonder what was in his cart?

you see this a lot around the indian reservations in oklahoma (the Ponca tribe is very bad about iy) whats worse is when you see the 4-8 year olds with the same “markings”…

Brings to meaning to the phrase:
“Been there. Done that. Bought the T-Shirt”

Ahem…
Hey kids, its Huffy the Clown!
His hair is really a dark brown when he washes it.
There is rock bottom, and then there are underacheivers like Huffy that find a rock drill.
I’m not angry, I just don’t have enough brain cells to smile.
My t-shirt was a white hanes 1 week ago.
He should have chased the gold with some GoofOff or Thoro.

I think I see a one-eyed Creature From The Black Lagoon on his shirt.

This is the walmart i work at! o.o ive heard about this guy! haha they always turn him down! hahaha

That was actually a white t-shirt when he started.

hahahah oh my f’n god!

So i know this guy. I lived in Las Vegas for a long time and there are many people like this. Like a gang of bum scum. This ones name was Gold Dust. (not kidding) !!! hahaha

Well something got a little sloppy.

one of the better pictures on here…this made me lmao!!! i love the caption too!

Dig: You work at WalMart & refuse to sell paint to someone who is “obviously” huffing it. He or someone in his family sees a hook and sues WM for a bazillion dollars for defamation and discrimination. Huffy’s atty. gets up there and sings the blues about how this poor guy is a hard working house painter and yadda yadda yadda. Oh, and if you don’t think that there are people who would believe it, please read these comments. WM denies all responsibility for refusing the sale and hangs their minimum wage earning cashier out to dry. Consider, too, that the cashier confronting Huffy The Paint Gorker could be taking a trip to the emergency room for refusing that sale. Heartbreaking as it may be, it is not the responsibility of a cashier to save a person from himself.

is that the Virgin Mary in the paint stain on his shirt? No, no…wait…I think it’s Morton Downey Jr.

The pure distaste he has on his yellow paint covered face is priceless.

I think he just blew robocop

this guy looks like he just gave robocop a blow job

ALL RIGHT I WON !!!!!!!! I would like to thank my Iphone for taking such amazing pictures…

Steve, Steve… Im’a let you finish… But the old man that looked like drunk santa was the best picture OF ALL TIME…. OF ALL TIME!!!!

Umm after Kanye west i guess i have nothing else to say.

Thanks POWM

ok this guy was just in our store in missour and he was coming in like every three hours to a different cashier to get more spray paint. Then he would do the same the next day for like a week . Then one day as i was getting ready for work i heard on the scanner that there was a guy at the end of the parking lot that was in a hospital gown that was sniffing paint omg this is crazy that i was looking at these pics and this guy showed up on it .

COSMO,
You assume the cashier would know what he does with the paint. I swear to God it was only after reading about 150 of these posts that I figured it out!! I just thought he was a mess. I’ve painted a lot of rooms in my life and sometimes don’t look much better! (But I wouldn’t go out shopping! That’s what I thought was so funny!!)

Even after reading 100 posts, I envisioned this guy with his head over a gallon of gold room-paint with a towel over his head trying to inhale the fumes. It took another 50 posts to figure out it was SPRAY paint!!

I know, I should get out of my cocoon, but I DON”T WANT TO!!!!

Oh my god he looks like Charles Manson.

Okay. Has anyone seen his shirt? If you look closely at the epicenter of the gold splash on it, you can see this guys face screaming to be let out of the shirt! It seriously looks like a totally, truly freaked out person.

No officer I don’t know anything about a meth lab