What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?
91 Comments | In: South Carolina, Walmart Fashion
Douche like an egyptian…
August 28th, 2009
September 5th, 2009
Awe now, be nice! She probably made it for him in Home-Ec class! HAHA!
Boy, is his mom gonna be mad when she finds out what he did with her curtains…
Trying to look like a gangster. First step he takes in the ‘hood’ and he gets a beat down!
That is his sister, who made the outfit for him in home ec out of his moms curtains so he could be gangster and get a beatdown in the hood.
” Damn shawty u lookin fly!”
Oh no, I think that’s my walmart. Shameful..
is this the newberry walmart
September 6th, 2009
NEVER MIND THE CLOTHES LOOK AT THEM GROOVY SHOES
Aren’t those pajamas?
THATS MY WALMART! LMAO
You might be white trash if…….
Honey, I don’t mind if you use my shampoo, but I would like my PJ’s back!
Those are shorts? Face it, they’re capris!
September 7th, 2009
I am ashamed of the way some of our southern young people are dressing. S.C. is the Bible belt or it used to be. It would be a waste of time to be looking for work in this little P.J. outfit. Come on young people dress for sucess thats the first impression you see and the last one people remeber
But does it come with matching underwear?
Another discerning Wal-mart shopper…
I wonder if Bozo the clown is looking for his shoes and outfit?
The only thing better than this site is youtube – where all the losiest of losers show just how great they think they are in the store…
A perfect fit.
Now, I rarely defend wal-mart as they are fairly shameless and anti-community. For customers to be even lower is not an easy task. They deserve TO be ridiculed. There is a line. They crossed it.
Why would you talk to him!
Why would you talk to him! Your a loser if you talk to him.
See I told you Vanilla Ice was in South Carolina.
Hey Will: If you’re going to call someone a loser, you might want to make sure you spell all the words correctly while doing so.
Just a thought.
(it’s YOU’RE not YOUR)
September 8th, 2009
Tell that woman she can email me! thats one hell of an ass! MMM MM
Bwahahaha…what a loser. He should die.
September 9th, 2009
Dammit! I missed another fabric sale. Some guys have all the luck.
September 10th, 2009
he is poor, cant buy better than that.
Yeah, the ‘I’m a wicked doucher’ vibe.
Somewhere there’s a Volkswagon Bettle without seat covers. Any why doesnt’ he have a 2″ wide white belt with that?
Somewhere there’s a Volkswagon Bettle without seat covers. Any why doesn’t he have a 2″ wide white belt with that?
The female is his social worker trying to talk him back into the psych ward
September 12th, 2009
Did flava flav have a garage sale??
hahaha meet your local coke dealer at Walmart. That’s what this says to me.
and the best thing is…he’s the cart monkey at Walmart…..great job, Jocko!
welcome to the Carolinas baby! where ghetto and ugly are fabulous!
He must be gay. He has the style. She has the fat ass.
September 13th, 2009
He looks like he belongs in the movie “Idiocracy”
it’s the under cover security and from the looks they should have stayed under the covers.
“ya my grama made me this outfit it would be alot more gangsta if she used burberry plaid”
September 14th, 2009
and all he’s thinking is, “got my hat backwards, my favorite matching shirt and shorts, it’s time to impregnate some lucky lady.” today could be her lucky day…. all she has to do is play her cards right and she could see whats under those gnarley matching clothes….
September 15th, 2009
You know, when I put on my matching outfit with shoes to match and my dirty Nascar hat on backwards to support my sunglasses I just picked up at site to store, I always got to spend a little time at the carts. That is where the real “PLAYA’S ” play. You dont need to be “PARKIN LOT PIMPIN” when you are in your home made retro cross colors, color me bad, “all I need is a matching gator belt” outfit. You can have “DEM HOES” come to you. Its like flies to shit!!!! OR Maybe fat chicks like it when you dress up like a chips ahoy?????
its probably his sister. haha
her friends bet her $50 that she wouldn’t walk up to him and make him feel like he was going to get a phone number
September 16th, 2009
Shorts that go way down past your knees ARE CALLED PANTS!
September 17th, 2009
Damn…It looks like a pile of vomit with shoes…
September 18th, 2009
oh south carolina
n. edward clark
…maybe the `ensemble’ was a gift from the girl?
…or his `mommie’…?
September 22nd, 2009
if she goes out with that, she deserves to be wife beaten!
OMG I actually was at this Walmart when I saw this guy wearing it! I can’t believe he wore this out I thought Barbie would have dressed Ken better. This is at Dorman Centre WalMart in Spartanburg, S.C.
MY DAD HAS THAT SHIRT !
OH MY GOD. THATS MY WALMART!!!
I think that comes from the Kim Jong Ill’in collection.
September 23rd, 2009
in South Carolina? the chances are pretty good…
September 25th, 2009
One word- Garanimals !
He is trying to impress her, recounting his incredible days as a backup singer in Menudo. And she’s buyin’ it!
September 27th, 2009
To Jess C:
Do NOT try to lump North Carolina in with South Carolina. Sub-Carolina is the most backwards state in the US. We have our “awkward” areas in North Carolina, but in Sub-Carolina being “awkward” isn’t optional, it’s a birthright.
September 29th, 2009
cart guard gets the coolest uniforms.
October 2nd, 2009
Feldman pimpin’ the Walmart parking lot!
October 4th, 2009
he prolly bought that outfit AT Walmart!!!
October 6th, 2009
Walmart sluts are awesome.
October 7th, 2009
Looks like something out of the vanilla ice video
Hey!! Wait a minute….. That picture was taken in Dawsonville, GA. I actually saw that smooth looking guy and girl talking. I was like… you have got to be effn kidding me….right.
That’s what’s called a cabana suit, and it’s not the least bit outlandish if you are a latin dude. I realize it’s not totally cool like the wide whale corduroy pants in “sand dune” and ecru cable knit sweaters sported by the well dressed caucasian male, nor is it as acceptable as buying pre-ripped blue jeans for 150 dollars, but if you don’t live in a predominantly white suburb this get up is a pretty normal sight.
October 8th, 2009
yo so like i’m in charge of the lot.. i push the carts around but its all cool, i mean like i gotta future here know what im saying.
He puts the grrr in swager baby!
October 9th, 2009
C’mon. This is obviously his boss, taking him outside for a quiet talk about work-appropriate attire: i.e. not wearing your new jammies to work.
October 11th, 2009
im imagining the conversation theyre having.
girl – wow! where did you find that stunningly beautiful outfit.
guy – i dont remember, i was smoking too much weed, but you should see the futon that goes with it.
October 13th, 2009
Are those giant shorts or tiny pants? Who even wears those anymore?
October 16th, 2009
Girl: ya sure ya gonna dress like dis here
Dude: ya im in the hood now ya’ll im gonna be cool, middle eastern gangsters are the shit
October 17th, 2009
I love the imagery in this photo. A train of dirty, stupid carts about to go into those loose, easy pasty curtains.
this was way back in august. she’s gonna be his baby mama soon
October 18th, 2009
To tell eveyone the truth about where this is and who the guy is. This is at the new walmart in Conway, South Carolina. The guys name is Ronnie Perritt and you can find him on myspace if you have anything you want to same to him. No lies about this. The guy that lives next door gave this to him. I guess he started feelin the same as everyone else does about this get up and thought Ronnie could use it. Hit him up on myspace I think hell like it.
October 19th, 2009
The Wal-Mart garmet buyer taking a break!
Wal-mart sucks, people are great
Um, actually a great chance of hooking up with a girl when whereing that at Wal-mart. Bad chances of hooking up when wearing classy/normal shit though.
October 20th, 2009
That girl is too hot for that dude.
October 29th, 2009
wannabe gangster posted up on carts, playing it cool with his FAT girlfriend. does anybody smell LOSER?
HONEY ! Someone stole our drapes!!
October 31st, 2009
Looks like some fabric bought from wal-mart that his grandma made for him
November 5th, 2009
Hey bitch you want to make some mutha *uckin money!?
November 13th, 2009
he is probably the coolest guy on this site
November 17th, 2009
Wanna ride, babe? i got my 84 cutlass supreme parked over there yonder.
November 20th, 2009
Just another brainless wigga.
November 22nd, 2009
SOuthrn lady was right… his name is ronnie perrit and he’s on myspace… and his myspace song is ‘no trash in my trailer’ lmao. figured.
November 26th, 2009
That kinda looks like my ex brother-in-law.
Wait a minute……that IS my ex brother-in-law!!!!!!
November 28th, 2009
My pajamas! He done stealed my pajamas!
December 4th, 2009
darn, I don’t have a car to lean against, oh theres some shopping carts I used to ride one of those not to long ago, Hey, babe!
December 6th, 2009
Nothing is funny here. It’s a regular guy wearing an Egyptian thobe (it’s called thobe there)
December 1st, 2011
This is in Dixon, Il this guys lives a couple blocks away from me I see him walking to Walmart in this outfit.
December 7th, 2012