September 18th, 2009
Got Bodies?
Really? I seriously want to find the marketing team for Milk and castrate all of them for bringing us the “Got ‘insert whatever you want because you aren’t creative enough to come up with your own slogan’?”
New Hampshire
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This car is from New Hampshire. I saw this while driving near a Macy’s in Manchester NH and was so pissed off I didn’t get a picture of it! Thank goodness for this blog
September 18th, 2009
Homemade bumper trailer hitch??
September 18th, 2009
“Got Hope?” is quite possibly worse than this one…
September 18th, 2009
Isn’t that a caddie emblem glued onto the back door of this LTD hearse. I’m not sure I have ever seen an LTD hearse.
September 18th, 2009
thats a florida plate i think
September 18th, 2009
Rename that New Hampshire, not Unknown. That’s an NH plate, 99% sure.
September 18th, 2009
Cool…a hearse with a homemade trailer hitch….maybe to pull the bass boat for a little fishin after the funeral
September 18th, 2009
Looks like the family truckster from National lampoons vacation!!
September 18th, 2009
What the heck do you pull behind a powder blue hearse, on a homemade hitch that can probably only handle 200lbs? Grandma in a Radio Flyer wagon?
September 18th, 2009
I’m diggin on the homemade class .3 trailer hitch. I must say I’ve never considered using what appears to be bent aluminum and two stove bolts to pull anything.
September 18th, 2009
“I seriously want to find the marketing team for Milk and castrate all of them”
No you don’t
September 18th, 2009
Scary thing is, its probably chalk full of bodies…
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
September 18th, 2009
A hearse for a pimp. Loves it!!
September 18th, 2009
dude I saw that car in Manchester too about 4 months ago. It was near Macys and Carrabas. I about shit
September 18th, 2009
LOLOL
September 18th, 2009
LOLOL
September 18th, 2009
its no wonder most child abductions are done at your local walmart, any boby missing there kids in that area wont have to look very far ,
September 18th, 2009
Attention Walmart shoppers:
Today’s special: Bring in a body and get 25% off all embalming fluids.
September 18th, 2009
There are several things here about the Queen Hearse Family Truckster. That’s a V8 badge off of a mid 50′s GM product on a Grand Marquis! Probably the most valuable thing on this eyesore.
September 18th, 2009
This totally makes up for the nascar limo <3
September 18th, 2009
I definetely saw this on the way to work in Nashua, the other day.
September 18th, 2009
I like it! But that’s just me. I’m particularly fond of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster taillight arrangement. This person shares my twisted sense of humor.
September 18th, 2009
His or hearse?
September 18th, 2009
Definitely the family truckster converted to a hearse ,sweeeeeet !!!!
September 18th, 2009
wow.
September 19th, 2009
This is hilarious. I really wanted to buy a used hearse a few years ago to do something similar. This has to be the funniest Got ? I’ve seen.
September 19th, 2009
There is a Herse club of America, there are like 12 members in my area.
You have to be brave to drive a car that dead people have been transported in.
September 19th, 2009
Why yes, yes I *DO* have bodies!
It’s a shame the police would be upset if I showed them to you, though.
September 19th, 2009
Omg… thats so not right but sooooo funny!!!
September 19th, 2009
“Bring out your dead…”
September 19th, 2009
Actually Michael Bay, did a lot of those “got milk” commercials, including the Aaron Burr commercial. He’s a horrible horrible person that Michael Bay.
September 19th, 2009
Ok..now THAT’S funny!! I agree with Les, this is the best “Got ?” I’ve ever seen! The owner has one truly demented sense of humor!!
September 19th, 2009
I’m actually a member of the Hearse Club.
September 19th, 2009
Imagine that thing being your final ride.
September 19th, 2009
Years ago I saw an ad in one of those used cars for sale magazines for a hearse. Even included the tag line “for work or play.”
September 19th, 2009
guess they just ride around and pickup “road kill” so to speak.
September 19th, 2009
I (almost) see dead people.
September 19th, 2009
OMG! I love this car!. I’ve used to see it all the time at the Macy’s in Beford NH.
September 19th, 2009
No no, this is awesome.
September 19th, 2009
Epic
September 19th, 2009
Funny picture- unfunny comment
September 19th, 2009
Is that the Wagon Queen Family Truckster???
September 20th, 2009
i know this car i drove by it twice in the past month on 495. lmao
September 20th, 2009
They should have painted it black if they were going to make it a hearse! And that looks like a V8 emblem taken off a 1950′s Cadillac.
September 20th, 2009
I wonder what the front end looks like?
September 20th, 2009
That is a trailer hitch!!!! I guess you can take it with you…..
September 20th, 2009
Goodby, Silverstein & Partners in SF
September 20th, 2009
The team behind “Got Milk?” can be found in the SF Bay Area. Jeff Goodby led the creative team for Jeff Manning at the California Milk Producers Board.
But let me assure you, they are not pleased with all the crap ads that came in their wake.
September 20th, 2009
I love the trailer hitch! For after multiple car pileups? Creepy!
September 21st, 2009
What IS that trailer hitch for? Haulin’ stuff away from the post-burial estate sale? There are some possibilities if the owner has a boat….I wouldn’t mind a Viking funeral, or something akin to being floated out on the Ganges, no make that a warm water Gulf somewhere. I think the water has to be slow and calm, so the candles don’t go out. With that trailer hitch, the owner could be in business.
September 21st, 2009
Do you really want to trust your loved ones with this classy operation?
September 21st, 2009
Sorry but I think this is actually pretty sweet…
September 21st, 2009
Looks like the car the Griswald’s took on vacation…
September 21st, 2009
I think I would tottally drive this !
September 21st, 2009
That’s the station wagon from National Lampoon’s Vacation -”The Family Truckster! You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it!”
September 22nd, 2009
LOVE IT! And my family is from NH… wonder if this is for sale??? LMAO
September 22nd, 2009
I think it’s kind of cool but then again I am a walmart shopper
September 23rd, 2009
I think that’s kind of clever, actually.
September 23rd, 2009
Dude where the hell is this car???? I am here in New Hampshire and haven’t seen it yet…Now I’ll have to keep an eye out
September 23rd, 2009
I want that car but in purple
September 24th, 2009
I am from Manchester, NH – and I apologize for this horribleness. I promise, we’re not all mountain people.
September 25th, 2009
Loves it! Reminds me of Claire from “Six Feet Under.”
September 25th, 2009
This mofo lives in my town, see this shit all the time
September 25th, 2009
OMG! This car passes by my house everyday! It is really weird, esp. then middle aged creeper who drives it!
September 25th, 2009
sweet hearse, but you can not trust these 20somethings to come up with anything to make their car club proud.
September 26th, 2009
heh funny, a friend of mine had one.
They are huge! we could fit 5 people in the front without being squished, it had a bench seat.
The unlucky people that had to sit in the back, had to sit in lawn chairs. Really funny when he stepped on the breaks and they went sliding..Weeee! crash.
I’m in Southern California and what they are fantastic for is hauling surf boards and wind surfers.
September 27th, 2009
Oh! and at halloween he’d have a foot hanging out the back of it
This was before there was a walmart however.
September 27th, 2009
Imagine the funeral procession with that hearse. Classy all the way, man!
September 27th, 2009
not only is it a homemade trailer hitch it looks like its just screwed on…………..some more walmart ingenuity
September 27th, 2009
C’mon, “Got Bodies?” is just far enough off the beaten path to actually a little bit funny.
September 28th, 2009
“You may think you hate it now, but just wait ’til you drive it”
September 29th, 2009
I bet the driver were ” a coffin “……and had to go see the pharmacist. Lo.
September 30th, 2009
This made me think of the movie Harold & Maude where the kid takes a Jaguar XKE and modifies it to make it look like a hearse(his “hobby” was going to funerals). If this little bit of twisred humor pissed you off, you’re pretty lucky. Got your card?
September 30th, 2009
And for that matter…why do you need a freaking slogan for a funeral home?!
September 30th, 2009
lot about you
October 3rd, 2009
Tm8P0g I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
October 4th, 2009
i’d say that the Got ? people have their shit together. it caught on pretty well
October 6th, 2009
Yeah this guys from concord he gasses up at the station i work at. totally makes my day when i see him…
October 6th, 2009
I nearly died when I saw this one here–I know who owns this car. The funny thing is they don’t own a funeral home and I don’t believe they’ve ever taken a casket in it personally. they just like to fix up cars. I’ve ridden in this car. It’s pretty freaking sweet. Haha.
It’s from Pembroke, NH.
October 7th, 2009
okay so this is my buddies father hearse, he’s hamg dry wall its his work ‘truck’ the homeade hitch can tow the 1988 mustang GT or the 96 deville he also owns so dont bash on it, its also got a 451 in it and thispictures dated, its now black and powder blue. its seen 1807 bodies and was in service fo r10 yrs in manchester. and it is a legit LTD,
yeah
October 7th, 2009
okay so this is my buddies father hearse, he’s hamg dry wall its his work ‘truck’ the homeade hitch can tow the 1988 mustang GT or the 96 deville he also owns so dont bash on it, its also got a 451 in it and thispictures dated, its now black and powder blue. its seen 1807 bodies and was in service fo r10 yrs in manchester. and it is a legit LTD, hearse resides in pembroke nh
yeah
October 7th, 2009
This is actually my Dad’s car. We used to use it to tow dead cars, ironically enough. It’s A Mercury Marquis, a 79′. Still alive and well to this date, but it’s now adorned with black side panels and an antique plate. This same pic made it’s way to wikipedia too, under hearse. Cool to see just how famous this car is!
October 7th, 2009
I would like to say, I live in concord and I LOVE THIS, its morbid and halarious
October 7th, 2009
This is actually my Dad’s car, a 1979 Mercury Marquis hearse. It was painted blue originally because it isn’t a formal hearse, but the one that would retrieve your body from he morgue of the hospital, it came complete with tray and body bag (and ‘old guy’ fragrance). Has a 351 modified motor (400ci) taken out of a 77′ F-250, which is also where the V8 badge was taken from. The trailor hitch is aluminium, but it can support the weight of the car itself when jacked by the tongue. It’s also gotten a bit of a new paint scheme now, incorporating black on the sides. The best part is, we bought the car for $200 almost ten years ago and it can turn more heads than any 40k+ car you can imagine.
October 7th, 2009
Its the Wagon Queen from National Lampoon Vacations, The one that was on the car lot when Chevy Chase got the green one. Honkey Lips,
and Dead Granma Body rides on the roof of the Griswolds, The would never put Cadaver next to the hamburger helper Noddle roni Italiano.
October 9th, 2009
I remember going to see the Rob Zombie Halloween riding in the back of that hearse, I love this car.
October 9th, 2009
haha i actually know the owner of this car, and yes he is a beast…you can catch him rockin it over near suncooke ahaha
October 10th, 2009
Where are the Grizwalds?
October 10th, 2009
I want to say – thank you for this!,
October 10th, 2009
Its a decent ride actually. The only thing weird is the window sticker. I’ve never actually seen a blue hearse before.
October 12th, 2009
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
October 15th, 2009
It is the coolest site, keep so!
October 16th, 2009
I actually think it’s great! If you have the misfortune to be driving around in such a crappy vehicle, you should at least have the balls to make fun of it.
October 18th, 2009
Is that the Family Truckster?!?!?!?!?
October 18th, 2009
i love this thing.
October 21st, 2009
This is a converted station wagon. Hearses don’t have back doors-who would use them?
Someone’s idea of funny …
October 21st, 2009
This is a converted station wagon, someone’s idea of funny. Hearses don’t have back doors, who would use them?!?!
Hearses are available in powder blue. The funeral home I used to work for has a vintage blue hearse.
October 21st, 2009
HA HA HA HA HA, I KNOW WHERE THIS GUY LIVES!!!! It is amazing it made it onto this website, I laugh everytime I see that damn thing.
November 8th, 2009
AND the guy that owns this thing actually has a very nice, very fast Mustang 5.0.
November 8th, 2009
Only in America.
November 15th, 2009
Home made trailer hitclh…. that takes recycling to a who new level!
November 27th, 2009
Yo! this dude lives up the street from me! i see this car every morning when i walk to school!
December 3rd, 2009
“The Last Ride”
“People are dying for a ride in this thing!”
December 3rd, 2009
yo i know the guy who owns this car….or atleast the guy that sold it to the guy…he was an old family friend i see this car aaaaaallll the time i wanted to buy it!!!!
December 4th, 2009
I see it across the street from my house all the time lately.
November 6th, 2010
willing to be he ‘Got Mullett’ too?
January 11th, 2011
I actually know the dude who owns this vehicle. No mullet, but he is a very unusual individual.
February 9th, 2011
Why is there a Caddy emblem glued on this?
My Hearse is a Cadillac and I go to Walmart all the time. I’m rather upset I have not found a photo of it on here, because I KNOW people take snapshots of it…me too, probably.
February 16th, 2011
I hate that flippin’ car. I see it all the time in Concord, NH. I guarantee you it’s a NH car.
February 28th, 2011
Omg, I totally know who owns this thing!!! Its my buddies herse!
March 25th, 2011
Omg, I totally know who owns this thing!!! Its my buddies hearse!
March 25th, 2011
person who drives it, lives in merrimack.
work, has nothing to do with a hearse. Used auto sales actually.
Currently, for sale.
October 14th, 2011
it was a first responder car. Not a true hearse. But sadly it is now dead :/
March 9th, 2012
Thats a NH plate Concord NH I see it all the time
March 9th, 2012
sorry dragonman to hear that
March 9th, 2012
Remains to be seen
April 17th, 2012
The owners of this hearse used to drop their kid off at the same high school I went to….so i got to see this lovely creation every single day for four years…and yes, it is as pathetic in real life as it looks in the picture…and no, the family doesn’t own a funeral home lol.
June 12th, 2012
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