September 18th, 2009
Game On!
I get it. Putting messages on your ass for people to read is still in style. And I get it, Cocks is for South Carolina Gamecocks. But how bout we either have the good sense not to make this, or to not wear it.
Virginia
I get it. Putting messages on your ass for people to read is still in style. And I get it, Cocks is for South Carolina Gamecocks. But how bout we either have the good sense not to make this, or to not wear it.
Virginia
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walking around campus you see this all the time… no big thanggg.
September 18th, 2009
I guessing that is the direction for entry
September 18th, 2009
at least she’s color coordinated
September 18th, 2009
well, miss, if you insist!
September 18th, 2009
OMG, I dont know how to take this, as an invitation or a sports message lol, maybe it is like the library drop box, insert here
September 18th, 2009
…or maybe he just has it on backwards?
September 18th, 2009
Insert here.
September 18th, 2009
I have a cock that I could put on her ass, I mean in it !!!
September 18th, 2009
Oh, I see her booty came with instructions.
September 18th, 2009
Just goes to show you how classy those gamecock fans are. Almost as classy as bulldog fans… but not quite.
September 18th, 2009
It should say “insert” above and “here” below “cocks”… Now that would be funny, and expected, at Wally Werld!
September 18th, 2009
I’m thinkin’ every college age Gamecocks fan is going to have that pic blown up to poster size and stuck on their dorm wall…. Classic! She should be proud!
September 18th, 2009
at least it wasn’t a guy…
September 18th, 2009
Reminds me of a “tramp stamp” that I saw once that read : “Exit Only”. However, in this case she probably has one that reads: “Main Entrance”
September 18th, 2009
I took and submitted that picture!
September 18th, 2009
Cocks-wear is everywhere here in SC. Nothing like seeing “COCKS” emblazoned on every butt, chest, head, and bag.
September 18th, 2009
GO COCKS!!!!!
Waste of a pic – not even comparable to what’s on this site.
September 18th, 2009
“no big thanggg” No pun intended of course.
September 18th, 2009
Those shorts would go good with a wolf t-shirt. http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
September 18th, 2009
The Coach bag makes this ensemble SUPER CLASSY!
September 18th, 2009
Looks like she likes them more than one at a time. You go girl.
September 18th, 2009
This pic shouldn’t have made it on here… As odd as it is for most people to see “cocks” written on a pair of shorts, this doesn’t even qualify as walmart fashion… That should be reserved for the completely off the wall, extraordinary things some people wear… As in things that make no sense at all, not a girl wearing college apparel…
Oh… And GO COCKS!
September 18th, 2009
An open letter to the females of the internetz, from Chuck U. Farley:
Ladies,
If you have a butt that looks like a piece of flattened lumber or a like a deformed pumpkin, PLEASE do not attract our attention there by putting words on it, especially not COCKS!
Cute butts only, please. It should say something nice, or it shouldn’t say anything at all.
Thank you,
Chuck
September 18th, 2009
One can safely assume she wants more than one, since it is plural.
However, I’m NOT sure if she wants them concurrently or consecutively….
September 18th, 2009
But what does she look like?
September 18th, 2009
Alright, This just goes to show you how fucking retarded some americans are. Not only to wear something with the word COCKS blazing from your ass, but to defend the apparel is nothing more than sheer american retardation in it’s highest form.
I suppose a T-shirt crying out “CUM DUMPSTER” would be defended into the ground as of course, it’s only for the “Cumberland Dumpster” department. Don’t be fucking stupid, you morons. It says COCKS, I don’t (and no one else does) give a shit about any sports teams, this lady is gonna get a cock in her ass.
And lastly, I’m hereby agreeing with the post about flat-as-a-board asses.
September 18th, 2009
At least she’s honest about what she likes.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
September 18th, 2009
I dunno….if I was to wear something like that it would read ” Exit Only “
September 18th, 2009
Nice…
September 18th, 2009
toooooo funnyyyyy….. I’m so glad I went to the RIGHT school in SC, you know, the one that the chant during sporting events doesn’t sound like you’re either a queer or a whore…. I love all the COCK-fans on here saying that this picture doesn’t belong here – why’s that, because everyone else who isn’t a moron believes you look like a moron wearing something with the word COCKS burning across your chest, ass, head, etc?
65-37-4
That’s not even a rivalry anymore…… we want a new rival, ours BROKE!
September 18th, 2009
I guess I’d have a really hard time keeping a straight face in South Carolina.
September 18th, 2009
I am the person who took this photo. It was taken at the Tappahannock Virginia Wal-mart. I submitted it to http://www.peopleofwalmart.com a few days ago.
Yes, I know it is supposed to be for a sports team. But in an itty bitty town in the middle of No-where Virginia – when someone wears a pair of shorts to Wal-mart with the word COCKS on it – you’re asking for attention.
September 18th, 2009
You should see all the stuff for the Gamecocks Vs. Beavers game. God it was a good time to be in SC.
September 19th, 2009
Is it wrong if I get hard looking at this?
September 19th, 2009
ummm, wow?
September 19th, 2009
i guess whats written on her underwear.
“allowed”? ))
i wish i could come to america!!!
September 19th, 2009
Y’all would not believe the crap I got when my daughters were cheerleaders in high school and had to go all the way to the superintendents office because I absolutely refused to allow them to have ANYTHING written across their butts. I couldn’t believe I was the only mother to object!
September 19th, 2009
Maybe she wore the other hole out so she is saving us time by letting us know which one is still tight and whats not……
September 19th, 2009
“at least she’s color coordinated” ~Marie
haha yes Marie, you just made my day! very funny.
September 19th, 2009
Ugh… I’m sounding like my parents but how in the heck with all the vulgarity people think it’s okay to wear to Walmart can that be a place I want to take my kid???
September 19th, 2009
should read
insert cocks here
September 19th, 2009
Haha, goooooooo cocks!
September 19th, 2009
if her man needs printed instructions, it’s time for a new man!
September 19th, 2009
Maybe it’s an advertisement.
September 19th, 2009
there should be an arrow pointing where “cocks” go in!!!! LOL
September 19th, 2009
I’m in SC and this is absolutely no big deal. When you have soccer moms & dads w/ bumper stickers on their cars saying how much they love Cocks, then yeah, you tend to ignore it after a while.
September 19th, 2009
SUBMIT YOUR COMMENT AGAIN
in the land of South Carolina, there is a rival: The Clemson Tigers and the Carolina Gamecocks. I live in South Carolina, yet I can see the underlying context for the sexual innuendo, which at this stage of development is bordering on pathos: every year people from this state divide in half to see if the PUSSIES beat the COCKS. What would Freud say about THIS? Are the Clemson Tigers really effeminate because of their animal association? Are the Gamecocks head strong, virulent pricks? Nope. Just two groups of people who never SHUT THE FUCK UP.
THX
September 20th, 2009
I think she is just advertising what she wants, as she is obviously not getting enough of it!
September 20th, 2009
I’m just glad it wasn’t in the universal language. ie picture
September 20th, 2009
and this totally wasn’t planned or thought through…
September 20th, 2009
Plaon and simple… classless!
September 20th, 2009
this so shouldnt even be on here. anyone with any sense knows that she is just a gamecocks fan. in sec country, everyone knows what this means. people are dumb.
go cocks!
September 20th, 2009
Again, waste of a pic!
September 20th, 2009
Calm down, 501. They are college pants. South Carolina Gamecocks.
September 21st, 2009
GO COCKS!!!
I’m from Cola and this is normal wear.
September 21st, 2009
Larry Craig shops at walmart?
September 21st, 2009
This is FAIL. Nothing to see here folks but a freshman with a decent body…
September 21st, 2009
number1tigerfan
“Just goes to show you how classy those gamecock fans are. Almost as classy as bulldog fans… but not quite.”
THis…coming from a Tigers fan!
September 21st, 2009
That’s nothing. Drive by just about any church parking lot in South Carolina on a Sunday morning and see how many vehicles have a “You can’t lick our cocks” bumper sticker. And no one notices!!
September 21st, 2009
I love those shorts!!!!!
September 21st, 2009
Wow please dont come to Columbia, SC anytime, because you will be offended on every corner!
I wear my “Cocks” t-shirt anytime I am in an airport, just to watch people get their panties in a wad!
September 21st, 2009
Please dont ever come to Columbia, SC because you will be offended on every corner!
I make sure to always wear my “Cocks” t-shirt when I am in an airport, just to watch the people get their panties in a wad!
September 21st, 2009
I’m gonna get a pair that says and in small print “if your looking at this message your to close……Back the fuck off !”
September 22nd, 2009
i just love the irony thats its in VIRGINia
i miss walmart.
September 22nd, 2009
I’d still hit it.
September 22nd, 2009
I dont know why people are saying bad about WalMart. They have no right to kick her out for the word ”Cocks” on her ass. It would be like discrimination or sexist or something like that. Funny though, but not Wally Worlds fault.
September 23rd, 2009
Well since cocks is plural I am assuming she is multi-talented and can take more than one at a time. I am a little to homophobic for that.
September 23rd, 2009
I really wish my highschool mascot was the Gamecocks. I got stuck with the Latrobe Wildcats.
You really can’t do anything fun with wildcats. =(
September 23rd, 2009
I just love how all the USC fans are defending this picture by saying its all over Columbia. Hello… It doesn’t make it any less vulgar just because other people are involved too. It would be one thing if their apparel said Gamecocks but no they want to plaster Cocks all over everything. Classless and of very low morality, but what can you expect coming from that school?
September 23rd, 2009
Crump likes mine in his butt. He likes it long time.
September 23rd, 2009
TO: USCfan
This pic shouldn’t have made it on here… As odd as it is for most people to see “cocks” written on a pair of shorts, this doesn’t even qualify as walmart fashion… That should be reserved for the completely off the wall, extraordinary things some people wear… As in things that make no sense at all, not a girl wearing college apparel…
Oh… And GO COCKS!
Locally – not so bad. Nationally, how are some of us supposed to know that this is college wear? Guess no one thought about the many connotations an unidentified mascot might carry. Good Luck this season.
September 23rd, 2009
Wife went to Carolina. Still has the shorts. Don’t mind one bit when she wears them!
September 23rd, 2009
Glad to see heterosexuality is still represented at Wal•Mart.
It was getting dire for a good run of posts.
This woman likes some butter on those buns.
September 23rd, 2009
I don’t really care about the message. I am offended that people wear these kind of shorts when they have no ass though. But that’s just my opinion though.
September 24th, 2009
GO COCKS!!!
September 24th, 2009
No mistaking how she likes it!
September 25th, 2009
I love how she is topping off this look with a Coach purse
September 25th, 2009
What?! No directional arrows?!
September 26th, 2009
Now that’s just WRONG
September 26th, 2009
Believe me, us SC natives notice who the COCK fans are. The rest of us know better.
GO TIGERS! FIGHT!
September 27th, 2009
All of you who are saying this is vulgarity need to loosen the hell up. Really, it is just a college nickname. It’s not USC’s fault that “cock” has become a vulgar word, and it certainly shouldn’t be outlawed to show support for a school. Think about it, Faulkner reffered to roosters as “cocks” all the time in his novels, are you going to outlaw his books? No, now shut up and realize it’s not that big of a deal.
September 28th, 2009
Isn’t this simply support material for the latest method of contraception in SC?
September 28th, 2009
at least it doesn’t say “got cocks”
September 29th, 2009
We get it, she likes it in the butt!!!! lol
September 29th, 2009
lol, i had gamecocks hoodie and that gamecocks should think of another nickname
September 30th, 2009
ok seriously if you’re not from South Carolina, or go to school there then shut the fuck up! I feel sure if it was someone wearing your team logo on their butt you would’nt be bitching about it.
October 1st, 2009
ok seriously?!? i’ve lived in SC my whole life and y’all are all just immature assholes!! I feels sure if it was your team logo on her butt you would’nt be taking pictures or saying immature stupid things. So seriously grow up.
October 1st, 2009
“Virginia”, you are just jealous that your team name doesn’t sound so cool… and doesnt look good on your ass.
-I agree with Sara and SCarolinaGirl… Piss off! I was born is SC and my family roots are there including many family member who are Cocks fans, infact they are going to the game in Columbia tomorrow!
Go Cocks! (that was for Ricky, Karen and Murrell)
October 3rd, 2009
the sad part was that she had them on backwards…
October 4th, 2009
Go Cocks!!! Penetrate……………..
October 5th, 2009
I’m not from SC so I don’t know. Are the arch rivals the Gamepussies? If so, are there shorts for them as well?
October 5th, 2009
You know I walk around with the shorts that say Tigers or have Tiger paws on them…I’m a Clemson Alumni! But it is the most ridiculous and absurd idea in the world to wear an invitation on your ass! Oh and let me just say that the men also wear things declaring their love for the COCKS! Yes it is on hats, t-shirts, and stickers…everything. Start calling it the GAMECOCKS because I’m starting to believe everyone in Columbia loves…well…cocks! Perhaps this is part of the reason the Gamecocks and South Carolina are the laughing stock of the nation!
October 6th, 2009
OMG!!! I gotta show this one to my next-door neighbor!!! He said that girls who are into that are his definition of hot!
On the other side of things, I tend to go for girls who AREN’T into that!!! I just can’t get past the disgusting aspect of getting sh*t on my d*ck!
October 6th, 2009
Theyre all cocks in SC anyway. Great advertisement.
October 7th, 2009
Atleast the color of her shirt matched the lettering on her shorts.
October 8th, 2009
As a female USC student I wouldn’t wear those shorts because that’s what sorostitutes wear, but saying we’re all trying to be vulgar for using the word Cocks? Our school was founded in 1801, I’m pretty sure vulgarity was not their intention.
October 8th, 2009
Damn, CUTIGER4LIFE, I know you ain’t talking shit about Clemson versus USC. We don’t want to go there, and do an experiment with Wal-Mart shoppers around your way. Don’t forget, you’re a fucking agricultural school…what the hell could we find up there in your local Wally World coming from the local farm??? You guys might just end up getting the peopleofwalmart.com Lifetime Achievement award!!!!
And to everyone who is saying something about the word Cocks being vulgar on sportswear, it’s your dirty, filthy ass little minds that are choosing that route to go. Our mascot is the Fighting Gamecocks, and we sometimes shorten that to Cocks. What, do you want to ban everyone now, lilke Southern Cal, because their mascot is the Trojans, or the Oregon State BEAVERS??? PLEASE GET A LIFE!!!!
Go Gamecocks! GO! FIGHT! WIN! KICK ASS!!!!!
October 9th, 2009
Seriously-this is the best you could find? lol-come to Walmart in Columbia, SC and you would have a “hay day” Seeing someone with the word “cocks” no matter where it is, isnt a big deal (considering its for the gameCOCKS) even you figured that out…maybe next time you can find a picture worth looking at..
October 9th, 2009
I cant believe outta all the other odd people in Wal-Mart daily-you felt the need to take a picture of a person with the word “cocks” on it. If you (someone who has nothing better to look at) figured out it was a logo for the gameCOCKS-then please tell me the point? Come to any Wal-Mart in Columbia, South Carolina and your camera would blow up. So next time you go shopping, seriously find something worth looking at.
October 9th, 2009
Hey Kat, we are the laughing stock of the Nation? We aren’t even the laughing stock of the state, let alone the country. We are 5-1 and 5-yrds from being undefeated. However, your coach Tammie Bowden was fired mid-season last year, and you are currently 2-3, including a loss to MARYLAND,and Maryland couldn’t even beat Middle Tennessee State. Who’s the laughing stock now?
October 10th, 2009
id put my big block gamecock up dat tight AZZHOLE
October 12th, 2009
Is she advertising that she needs one, or secretly has one?
October 13th, 2009
I go to USC…we see this all the time and love it. Go Cocks!!
October 14th, 2009
I agree this isn’t a big deal if you went to USC you would understand
October 19th, 2009
LMAO! I actually worked in the factory that MADE some of these things! And yes, we all thought it was dumb as hell too.
October 29th, 2009
That’s her mascot
November 6th, 2009
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