February 12th, 2011
Snake Bitten
Where we come from, it’s fair game to shame someone who passes out with their shoes on. Unfortunately, someone shamed her for life with that tattoo.
Maryland
Snake Bitten,
Where we come from, it’s fair game to shame someone who passes out with their shoes on. Unfortunately, someone shamed her for life with that tattoo.
Maryland
Snake Bitten,
64 Comments, Comment or Ping
Look like she gave someone a dirty rim job and forgot to wash the face afterwards.
February 12th, 2011
Talk about making an asp of yourself!
February 12th, 2011
Chase , gotta love it . Home of white trash and about 100 wanna be wrasslin promotions
February 12th, 2011
Jugalette WOOP WOOP
February 12th, 2011
That is one mighty big booger. Anyone(someone)have a Kleenex?
February 12th, 2011
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!
February 12th, 2011
“I don’t get it. She doesn’t look like she wouldn’t be shopping in Walmart, so what’s the punchline to this one?” (our o.m.)
February 12th, 2011
I think it’s a bruise from her boyfriend that has HUGE hands!
February 12th, 2011
Maybe it’s just her way of cheap advertisement that she likes to give head with that snake close to her mouth and all. Lay your snake here along the line!
February 12th, 2011
A “snake in the grass” who says walmart shoppers aren’t clever.
February 12th, 2011
Is she here for a little “bungle in the jungle”?
February 12th, 2011
cutie bootie to the left… rack ‘ em !
February 12th, 2011
Excuse me mame you kinda missed with your mascara. Yep…. here…..and over here…..and some more over here….and no, no, not there but right there. Ya know just wash your whole face.
February 12th, 2011
You people need to remove these lame thumbs up/down. Fools just click down for no other reason but to be a asswipe! Want more people to post or even read? REMOVE THE RATINGS!!! Stupid trolls ruin it for all
February 12th, 2011
As soon as I saw this I had to keep staring hoping it was some sort of joke.
If I were her I would make a swear jar at home and then use all the money I had put in (from cussing each time I looked in the mirror) and get that thing removed.
February 12th, 2011
please tell me somebody held a gun to her head…
February 12th, 2011
Reminds me of the SCTV skit of “harry, the guy with the snake on his face” peddling porn. This must be his wife.
February 12th, 2011
Haha- this has GOT to be the Dundalk Walmart! Can’t get anymore white-trashier than that! Charm dem snakes babe!
February 12th, 2011
I love how some out-of-stater votes my comment down. If you were actually familiar with places in Maryland, you would see that my comment is first-rate hilarious. Oh well.
February 12th, 2011
Rusty trombone gone way too far.
February 12th, 2011
Honestly where did you ever hope to go in life with that on your face besides a snake farm, the zoo or poorly lit whore house?
February 12th, 2011
I would kill the person that did that to me!!!!!!! I am talking about the tattoo.
February 12th, 2011
Looks like somthing out of toy story. Theres a snake on my face.
February 12th, 2011
BARB…. aim lower. It’s the weekend crowd.
February 12th, 2011
This is exactly why one does not get drunk around someone with a tattoo gun
February 12th, 2011
In order to be accurate it should have been drawn crawling out of her ear
February 12th, 2011
What on earth……………..?
February 12th, 2011
Maybe she used to be part of a tribe somewhere in Africa.
February 12th, 2011
Maybe she used to be part of a tribe somewhere in Africa.
February 12th, 2011
remember all those times your mom told you that tattoo won’t look good when you get older? she was right! it does look like a wet comic book but hers was on her face, double ouch
February 12th, 2011
Guess the snake figures he’ll slither down her nostril and emerge from her navel into the wild that is her blouse
February 12th, 2011
Instead of telling my kids not to stare, this is one of those times I’d tell them…”Hey, look at that stupid bitch..”
February 12th, 2011
Oh, come on now. A snake? Really? I think she should have gone big, or went home. I mean, dragons are way more sophisticated.
February 12th, 2011
“Damn you tattoo phase I went through 5 years ago!”
February 12th, 2011
If she gets a facelift, maybe it will shrink down to worm size. Had to write somethin stupid. This was it. I’m tired.
February 12th, 2011
In a few years plastic surgeons are going to make a killing because everyone who has now defaced their bodies with disgusting tattoos will wake up and realize they do not look better with age.
February 12th, 2011
Remind me not to fall asleep around her friends.
February 12th, 2011
This one time my sister drew a mustache on me with a black marker when i was sleeping and I didn’t see it until people at work saw it. Boy was my mom mad! It didn’t wash off real good either. This reminded me of that.
February 12th, 2011
I used to do face painting at festivals and parties and this is exactly the sort of work one might do on a mother while the child is getting a “mask” painting. Mom’s don’t want to be turned into tigers and such nonsense but having their favorite spirit animal or something cavorting across their features for a short time is just all good fun.
That’s what this looks like.
I had a hard time finding a tattooist who’d tattoo a snake on my temple because it extended slightly into the face, so that makes this even more unlikely to be a tattoo. Especially since she shows no other tattoos in this picture. You’d usually have a few others before making the committment to a facial tatt!
February 12th, 2011
“WHY” JUST WHY? WILL SOME ONE TELL ME WHY!!!?” CUZ SHE STUPID! THATS WHY! 100 % DISFIGURED FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
February 12th, 2011
@ Yolanda. I thought the same about using the face as a guinea pig for a tat. But if you look closely at her right arm – it has color all over it. Don’t know -still wouldn’t want a snake tat’d on my face or my @$$. LOL
February 12th, 2011
And I thought a tramp stampwas bad.
February 12th, 2011
It must have seemed like such a good idea at the time…….
February 12th, 2011
Perhaps this photo should be moved to Late Night Mistakes…but she is not passed out, pissing herself, while her friends draw on her face with a Sharpie.
February 12th, 2011
“This is the last d@mn time I get a free makeup session at WalMart.”
February 12th, 2011
what’s with the giant lump on her jaw?? a goiter or something? maybe she got the tattoo to try an distract from it…still a terrible idea, I’d rather only have a lump on my face
February 12th, 2011
She must have been in one of those “I don’t give a sh*t moods….
February 12th, 2011
“Just ask for me, I’m Harry: the guy with the snake on his face…”
RIP John Candy, your legacy from Second City Television lives on.
February 12th, 2011
I wonder how easy it is for her to get hired for a job with that on her face.
February 12th, 2011
It’s NOT a tat ya bunch of idiots…..It’s a simple face painting. Look at the rest of her face…you can see other colors where there are other paintings.Probably on her way to/from a carnival or fund raiser or something….geeez
February 12th, 2011
I have a tattoo too! That’s great work! She looks awesome!
February 12th, 2011
The instant i saw this i thought Subaki, a dark priestess from Inuyasha. The whole snake looking scar on her face. Yeah, I’m weird i guess.
February 12th, 2011
… oh dear. While I have no objection to people getting tattoos should they want them, I just hope she was drunk when she got this one…
February 13th, 2011
Jake the Snake’s sister?
February 13th, 2011
Oh, Danger, Danger, Danger…this is how you will look soon.
February 13th, 2011
But when she gets on airplanes she thinks she’s got the hot joke by yelling “snake on the plane, snake on the plane”.
February 13th, 2011
I agree with yolanda, It HAS to be face paint!
February 14th, 2011
OMG I know this lady, HAHA so funny
March 3rd, 2011
Yeah i know her too and this is wrong and whoever took this pic and posted it on here you will get it one day everyone has to judge ppl so wrong…Karma will get you one day
March 4th, 2011
Yes I know this lady as well and yes the tat is real and she is an awesome woman so F*&% you all for the rude comments
March 24th, 2011
Is that what you wake up with if you pass out at a party?
May 24th, 2011
excuse me ma’am but you seem to have some regret on your face
November 13th, 2011
Finally! Found one from my Wal-Mart! This is in Hagerstown, Maryland. I’ve been seeing this lady around for ages, used to be a regular at a gas station I worked at. I promise you it’s not a face painting. The lady has a snake going around her face, slithering from her mouth.
It always was so AWKWARD to wait on her, because I didn’t know what to look at. I’d try for eye contact, but I found myself looking away. With the wrinkles on her face the tattoo is all stretched out, and faded.
I’m sure she’s regretting this decision. Probably something she did when she was young and stupid, never thinking how she’d age.
June 29th, 2012
I saw this woman today at the Wendys in Hagerstown. It is not a face painting it is a real tattoo. It’s also looks worse then the picture shows. Just couldn’t get over how ugly it was.
August 25th, 2012
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