September 19th, 2009
Guess Who’s Back?

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania
199 Comments, Comment or Ping
omg, hes back!!! who the heck is this man!!!
September 19th, 2009
Are we sure it’s a man?
September 19th, 2009
Must be getting chilly in the MD, PA area!! He doesn’t usually break this one out until later in the year! Gotta LOVE the WHITE KNIGHT!!!!!!
September 19th, 2009
Flannel undies and a wedgie — imagine the excitement he’s experiencing.
September 19th, 2009
Is that Michael Moore? I would have thought that pussy would wear other color of panties…
September 19th, 2009
I am very grateful that there are no pics of him from the front.
September 19th, 2009
What kind of underwear does this dude have on? Garanimals for men? I wonder if Walmart sells them……..
September 19th, 2009
lolol!!!! omg there is no way he doesnt kno those are see through.
September 19th, 2009
Does he not know? He must know… right?
September 19th, 2009
Ooh sexy!
I wonder why someone doesn’t just tell him that his undies are showing?
September 19th, 2009
OMG!! This man must be stopped! Is he unaware of his scary underwear showing through is obscenely tight white short…. things? GAH!!!
September 19th, 2009
Apparently he has WALMART clothes like some sort of cray @$$ (no pun intended) uniform he feels he must wear when he goes there.
September 19th, 2009
epic
September 19th, 2009
Can you imagine if this man was your neighbor or co-worker.
September 19th, 2009
Im shocked he wasnt photographed shopping in the little girls’ underwear department.
Also I wonder if thats the only pair of pants/shorts he owns.
Im just glad we havent had the pleasure to see a snapshot of the front. (shudders)
I think whoever get the first snapshot of the front should win the $100 Walmart giftcard!
September 19th, 2009
He was HILARIOUS the first time. And just funny the second time. *Yawn*
He’s obviously willing to get his photo taken….so somebody get a photo with him!
September 19th, 2009
damn i wish i had his fashion sense….NOT!
September 19th, 2009
can someone please clarify what this is. the see through pants seem like women’s spanx or something. why are they see-through? i’m so confused. also, has anyone gotten a picture of him from the front?
September 19th, 2009
someone should tell this guy c’mon nobodywants to look like that.
September 19th, 2009
And why isn’t he taking his medication???
September 19th, 2009
that gap between his socks and shorts is wicked hot. XD
September 19th, 2009
Please please, buy this man some new pants instead of taking his picture. Or please tell him that we can all see his underpants. Please!
September 19th, 2009
Why not just wear pants if you’re going to jack your socks up like that? Geez, a little sense, please!
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
September 19th, 2009
Does he know? or does he not have any friends or own a mirror?
September 19th, 2009
I wish i had h is fashion sense…..NOT
September 19th, 2009
OMG and WTH……..LET’S DO WHITE TIGHTS. THE LAST PAIR LOOKED LIKE IT HAD A SOCCER BALL DESIGN. AND DON’T YOU LOVE THE WHITE ELASTIC SOCKS. MAYBE HE SHOULD INVEST IN A MIRROR SO HE CAN SEE IS ASS.
September 19th, 2009
LOL OMG!! He must love walmart!! Any front side pics of this guy?? LOL
September 19th, 2009
It’s the “Elvis” of “People of Walmart!! He always seems to be shot from behind, every time. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I’d be scarred for life if I saw any more.
September 19th, 2009
Next time go tell him you can see his undies, and see if he is surprised.
September 19th, 2009
His balls are showing.
September 19th, 2009
It’s the white knee socks that do it for me. OMG.
September 19th, 2009
I think the guy gets his rocks off by wearing this and then coming to this website. It looks like he’s wearing the same panties that he wore in the first pic.
September 19th, 2009
What concerns me is that the undies UNDER the undies are the same undies from previous visits to wal mart…
September 19th, 2009
Michael Moore got some new threads at Wally Mart !
September 19th, 2009
Man!? I thought it was just a homely woman. Wow. But my word, the underwear matches the flannel! Well done sir, well done.
September 19th, 2009
Please please PLEASE tell me hes washed them since the last time !
September 19th, 2009
I just love how he’s always in the freezer section. Bet it’s awful cold when you’re not wearing pants.
September 19th, 2009
This pervert totally knows what he’s doing. Someone kick his ass.
September 19th, 2009
…. who lets him leave the house like that? The socks really pull this outfit together.
September 19th, 2009
I can only imagine the front is as glorious as the back
September 19th, 2009
He MUST know he’s on here now. He added the knee-high socks this time.
September 19th, 2009
I’m scared this man will visit our classy Walmarts!
September 19th, 2009
This guy is a repeat troller………
September 19th, 2009
WTF are those things he’s wearing?
September 19th, 2009
He has GOT to be doing that on purpose. There is no way in hell you can go through life NOT knowing your pants are see-through.
September 19th, 2009
Whoever he is, he’s going to make that particular WalMart a tourist attraction!
September 19th, 2009
But, does he ONLY have that ONE pair??!!
September 19th, 2009
You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d become aware of this website by now, and had decided to enjoy his ‘fame.’
September 19th, 2009
I live in Pennsylvania. I’m not surprised by this at all.
Nor am I amused by it in the slightest. Sigh… the population of this state needs to have a “reset” button for their social norms.
September 19th, 2009
someday he might stuble on here and see these, then never again will we see him lol
September 19th, 2009
Since when did they start having Underoo’s patterns in Men;s sizes?
September 19th, 2009
Is he always in the frozen food aisle with an empty cart? (sniff sniff) I smell a pervert!
September 19th, 2009
Someone needs to get a money shot from the front!
September 19th, 2009
Man… I wish they took these pictures of me down.
Notice how I never leave the frozen foods. Well that is because I am single ladies. I like long nights watching TV. Short walks on the beach. I like hunting and everything about Obama. I also like hunting for fish. I want a woman who is there for me… When I say there for me I mean. 1. Makes me hungery man dinners for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 2. Irons my ungies for that warm feeling before I put them on 3. Must not be a plus size woman only skinny ones for me 4. No Jaunetas or Donnas 5. I like blondes and redheads(brunettes must consider dying hair) 6. Must have a healthy income and or a foot fetish 7. Must like trailors or campers 8. Must be into NASCAR 9. Must also like Weekend garage sale hunting(I live off bartering) TY
Best if you contact me by Email Jongosselin@hotmail.com
Nights and weekends only ladies.
September 19th, 2009
WHO gave PawPaw those awful thights!?
Is he a bicycler?
September 19th, 2009
Damn. He has a cooler panties drawer than I do.
September 19th, 2009
How can that NOT be considered indecent? Why has no one called the police? I would have told him to go put some damn pants on. If he refused I would have called the police and had his dumb ass arrested.
September 19th, 2009
whats the winter like in Pennsylvania?what he really gonna do when its
-20 outside? )))
September 19th, 2009
wheres the fashion police? This should be banned in all countries.
September 19th, 2009
still say someone needs to kick him in the “balls”.
someone get a front shot of this pervert, bet his dick is 3′ inches hard
September 19th, 2009
if you want to see some real hot guys in these shorts checkout
makefunofmyfriends.com
September 19th, 2009
Why does this say Pennsylvania? Page 21 & 15 have him as Maryland….so he travels? Or is this a mistake on state?
Either way, quite funny.
September 19th, 2009
He must be mentaly ill. No normal person dresses like that. I bet he’s on disability. Spending his government check on expensive pre-packaged frozen food.
September 19th, 2009
I live in PA, and it’s basically Alabama, just situated in the wrong part of the country. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy is form my local Walmart. I go to the next town over because of the creatures ours attracts.
September 19th, 2009
…Dad? is that you?
September 19th, 2009
That’s really gross – but I feel bad for his kid!
September 19th, 2009
ummm am I the only one who finds it super creepy that he is checking out a kid?
September 19th, 2009
He sure does like his frozen foods
September 19th, 2009
i live close to the pa border in NY, we call it “pennsytucky” and thats reason number one! ha!
September 19th, 2009
Honestly, are those the ONLY underwear this guy ever wears!?
September 19th, 2009
These pictures of him are so obviously staged. He & his buddies are the ones sending them in.
September 19th, 2009
At least there are no inappropriate ‘marks’ on the undies. Cause that would just be wrong.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
September 19th, 2009
At least there are no inappropriate ‘marks’ on the undies. Cause that would just be wrong.
September 19th, 2009
File this under “things you can’t unsee”
September 19th, 2009
I agree…. whomever can get a full frontal shot of this dude deserves the prize.
September 19th, 2009
I wonder if he’s on his way to a softball game & forgot the rest of his uniform???
September 19th, 2009
Amanda….since PA was a state first—perhaps Alabama is just PA, just in a better location?? hahaha
September 19th, 2009
He’s like a Hipster Redneck.
September 19th, 2009
At least he isn’t wearing his fanny-pack this time….
September 19th, 2009
It’s a slippery and treacherous slope to joining a nudist colony.
September 19th, 2009
Lets just put it this way. Let’s be glad he has underwear on……….
September 19th, 2009
Attention Walmart shoppers:
The author of ‘Stupid White Men’, an autobiography, will be here until 2pm to sign his book today.
September 19th, 2009
look at all 3 picts of (S)him
they’re all the same undies!!!!
go figure right?
September 19th, 2009
why would anybody want to see a pic of the front?
September 19th, 2009
Id hit it
September 19th, 2009
HELLO!!! THOSE ARE TOTALLY “SPANKS” HE’S WEARING! The wedgie is a result from spanks. He better be careful because these tight shorts can cause infertility if worn too often….not like he needs to be procreating or anything!
September 19th, 2009
Can you say “SPANKS a lot”!!! He’s litterally wearing womens “Spanks”!
September 19th, 2009
Dude! he’s been wearing the SAME underwear in every picture! and the same shorts?! whom ever submitted the picture please get him to stop!
September 19th, 2009
ok.. so he borrowed his wife’s panties to go play base ball, but who told him to take off is track pants?
September 19th, 2009
wtf he doesn’t change his undies at all?????
September 19th, 2009
Of course he knows what he’s doing — this guy is a total perv. I’d keep the kiddos far, far away from him.
September 19th, 2009
The police could arrest him for harassment because he is purposely wearing transparent clothing to harass people for his own sexual enjoyment. He wants to expose himself in public.
If you know what store he goes to, PLEASE make a complaint and get this guy banned for life. He is purposely exposing himself (as much as he thinks is legal) in a store where kids and families go to.
September 19th, 2009
must cover every inch of body with clothing… except knees…
September 19th, 2009
I’m just grateful there’s no pics of the FRONT of these pants!
September 19th, 2009
What men’s underwear has little flowery patterns on it?? He must enjoy this.
September 19th, 2009
It’s a trap!!! I smell a lawsuit.
September 19th, 2009
That’s some hot zettai ryouiki effect he’s got going on.
It-it’s not like you like him or anything!!!
September 19th, 2009
My question is, where does a grown man find briefs with THOSE patterns?
September 19th, 2009
I really hope that kid is not his. Could you imagine how horrified he would be if he ran into anyone from school?
September 19th, 2009
The more I look through this site, the more I think our country needs an extensive purge! These freaks are sucking up my oxygen, breeding, and sending their inbred, mutant piglets with cloven hooves into my classroom.
September 19th, 2009
i love how ever picture of this man is in the same area of the store. its like he only shops in those pants and in the same section
September 19th, 2009
Wall Mart, haut lieu du raffinement, de l’élégance et du bon-goût…
September 19th, 2009
everybody please cool down and don’t be that negative so quickly. i can assure you, there’s nothing seriously wrong with this guy. i am sure he’s a very nice person to talk to and totaly likeable… same goes for the lady with the fishnet stockings/bloated belly… he’s only a lil’ bit clumsy when it comes to dressing up. i’d suggest, somebody buy him a ‘cosmopolitan’ or a ‘vogue’. he seems ‘stuck’ in this routine, so all he needs is just some fresh ideas to sort out his wardrobe choices…
{i am kind of dissapointed though, that nobody yet managed to get a frontal view pic!)
greetings from europe,
mwah
September 20th, 2009
Those socks look like AE hose that helps prevent blood clots. He needs that with those tight shorts. It must be slowing his circulation
September 20th, 2009
he must be a perv..who enjoys going out in public wearing see thru tights
September 20th, 2009
If it’s chilly enough to wear a flannel vest, than put some fucking pants on.Someone needs to give this asshole an atomic wedgie !!!
September 20th, 2009
idk why none of you guys have realized that this guy probably gets off on everyone seeing his underwear He’s clearly some sort or pervert or sex offender
September 20th, 2009
what I find scarier than that vest is that its the same pair of underwear
September 20th, 2009
There is facebook group for this guy. Check out “The White Knight”
September 20th, 2009
Oh man, this is great! I wanna see him from the front! Yum yum! haha
September 20th, 2009
All he needs to make the ensemble perfect is a pair of Vans shoes.
September 20th, 2009
Does this man ever wear anything besides soccer undies?
September 20th, 2009
He might not be checking out the kid. The kid might be asking him why the hell he’s in the store dressed like that. I know I would ask that, and more. No, strike that he just wants attention, so I’d ignore him.
September 20th, 2009
Alright….in the beginning this guy was hilarious ..but now just disturbing.
September 20th, 2009
are we sure this isn’t becoming staged?
September 20th, 2009
He really does have a Facebook page! I just found it. Here is the link:
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=the+white+knight&init=quick#/topic.php?uid=132801716963&topic=10019
September 20th, 2009
Shame on Wal-Mart for letting this perv keep on walking around like this.
I mean really. C’mon! Wal-Mart is suppose to be a “family” oriented business. This man is obviously sick! Wal-Mart’s very own pedifile!!!
September 20th, 2009
Can’t wait until winter, when he’ll really rock the down jacket and Underoos!!!
I give him 4 out of 5 stars.
September 21st, 2009
The kid is probably trying so hard not to laugh! If I walked by that guy I don’t think I would be able to control my laughter either!
September 21st, 2009
For those that ask if he is a man, I took the photo and he is a man. The funny thing is, he has a beard that is sorta white on one side and black on the other…and goes with the whole black/white theme he has going on.
When I first saw him, I thought maybe he lost a football bet or something , I think it was around superbowl time is what made me think that. He certainly got a lot of attention in the store!
September 21st, 2009
He’s clearly a pervert. He’s getting some kind of enjoyment out of wearing women’s underwear and exposing himself in Walmart. Creepy. Why doesn’t anyone call the cops on him? No surprise he’s in Pennsyltucky.
September 21st, 2009
ME AND MY MOM SAW THIS EXACT GUY 2 TIMES IN TARGET!
WE LIVE IN MARYLAND, A COUPLE MIN. AWAY FROM PENNSYLVANIA….!!
it was soo funny!..he has the EXACT same underwear and pants on!
everybody in the store was looking and pointing at him and he kept walking around like nothing was happening…lol
i cant even believe that hes on this site!..LOL
September 21st, 2009
He totally loves the attention! Stop putting him on the website. He’s a perv.
September 21st, 2009
YOUR EVERYDAY WALMART SHOPPER, WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL.
September 21st, 2009
This guys must be famous by now! VIP level here too!
September 21st, 2009
Of course this guys always in the frozen food section, when you wear gear
like that all you can cook in is a microwave.Someone give this guys a swift kick in his manties.
September 21st, 2009
Is he for real i did this when i was 7…. he copied me…. I was much cuter though… someone i hope confronted him
September 21st, 2009
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=132801716963
He’s on facebook
September 22nd, 2009
Why is this guy always photographed in the frozen food section?
September 22nd, 2009
LOL. I dont know man……it seems like he does this for attention. Maybe he knows about this site…..
September 22nd, 2009
I need this guy in my neighborhood. Oh the joy we could all experience with the freestyle dress code being put forth……
September 22nd, 2009
It’s pretty obvious he does this on purpose, like those people who sell things on ebay and you can see them naked in the reflection.
September 22nd, 2009
Isn’t this illegal in some way!?
September 22nd, 2009
Ok this person knows they are being photographed because this is really getting gross. this person must own about a million of these underpants and see thru biker shorts Its still funny but come on they have to know
September 22nd, 2009
Wow…just…wow…
September 22nd, 2009
I don’t think the “undies” are “undies” I think they are pampers
September 22nd, 2009
could he not look in the mirror like women do, he could spare us all if he had. I do agree with FLCREEKER I think their pampers, I cant believe they make them so big. WOW
September 22nd, 2009
Wow… did not know that was a man. Could EASILY be my grandmother.
September 22nd, 2009
This is a pic from Waynesboro PA, he shopped in Hagerstown before the one in Waynesboro opened.
September 23rd, 2009
“I can’t believe RoseAnne is makin’ me do the g’damn shopping again!”
September 23rd, 2009
I bet anything he’s trying to fart.
September 23rd, 2009
omg that is f***ing sexy! The only thing that could make this better would be to omit the panties………ooohhh i just got chills!
September 23rd, 2009
OMG, ARE THOSE KIDS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!! This guy is either sick or mommy doesn’t want him to grow up.
September 23rd, 2009
I’m wondering where in Maryland this is, I used to live in the Laurel area and there was a man that wore pants just like this only without the underwear then he would walk around the food court at the mall and stand nearby waiting for people to be shocked, I hope we aren’t giving this sicko the satisfaction.
September 24th, 2009
I actually saw this man in Walmart it happend in Altoona!
September 24th, 2009
This explains how moms panties keep getting streched out.
September 24th, 2009
THIS IS PERVY!! I think this person may be a problem. I would report him to the store Manager. Keep away!
September 24th, 2009
Are we all sure that this person is not a woman?
September 24th, 2009
o0o0o he is showing us some skin between the socks and the shorts!!! teehee we can see his undies too!!
September 24th, 2009
o0o0o he’s showing us some skin between the socks and the shorts…SEXY!! AND we can see his pretty undies! teehee
September 24th, 2009
it’s Micheal Moore – incognito working on his next film
September 24th, 2009
It was funny when i thought it was a woman. Now that I’m introduced to the possibility of it being a man I’m a little horrified…. especially since it appears that he’s wearing little kids underpants…? ewww
September 25th, 2009
I think he knows about this site and that we keep talking about him and taking his pictures. He does it on purpose.
September 25th, 2009
okay, they don’t look like underwear, the pattern looks like the Overnight Pull Ups my son used to wear while potty training ! They had boys on bmx bikes doing tricks or something on them.
September 25th, 2009
why?!?! the hell do all the weirdest people live in PA!!! im kinda disgraced to live in pa.. x.x
September 25th, 2009
smh…he should be captured, strapped to a rocket and shot into outer space. this is beyond wrong.
September 25th, 2009
I’m steering clear of Pennsylvania!
September 25th, 2009
i think he’s doing this on purpose
September 25th, 2009
Hey it’s Michael Moore! Shouldn’t he be out plugging his new anti-American movie? What’s he doing in Walmart anyways? Hypocrite!
September 25th, 2009
Holy crap, I saw this guy in La Vale, MD about two years ago but had no idea about this site back then. I can’t believe he apparently shows up on here multiple times. That’s hilarious. I was talking to my mom on my cell when I saw him and about dropped the phone. I was sure it had to be a joke.
September 25th, 2009
why doesn’t someone call the cops on this guy? There are children in Wal-mart! It has to be against the law to expose yourself like that. and if its not it should be.
September 25th, 2009
He’s bringing sexy back YEAH
September 26th, 2009
As long as he is NEVER photographed from the front I’m good.
September 26th, 2009
What’s sad is not only is he doing it on purpose, but that no one in the store as had the balls enough to ask him to leave. Can you imagine your 5-year-old seeing this guy in public? They’d freaking be scarred for life…
September 27th, 2009
So what part of PA is this guy torturing? Hopefully none of my walmarts. White Knight is a legend.
September 27th, 2009
He lives on the border of PA/MD. I’ve seen him before several times in both states. And yes, he always wears the same thing, usually with soccer ball undies. He’s… a character.
September 28th, 2009
It looks like that’s a little boy in front of him and hot pants man seems to be staring quite intently at him…. wrong wrong wrong
September 29th, 2009
why bother wearing the shorts. there’s no point! i’m nauseated at the thought.
September 30th, 2009
Wait. How come woman can dress like this all the time but men can’t?
October 2nd, 2009
That must be the crazy bastard always saying “I ain’t got no panties on” on the CB radio.
October 2nd, 2009
Here’s the creepiest part, folks. I actually saw this guy dressed exactly like this 8 years ago when I lived in PA. He can be seen in Hagerstown MD and Chambersburg PA which are about 20 miles apart.
October 4th, 2009
it’s sick, but i just can’t stop laughing…!
October 4th, 2009
i’m feeling much better about being single and not so lonely anymore.
October 7th, 2009
I love it, totally a hot mess!
October 7th, 2009
OMG… I saw this guy at the Chambersburg, PA Wal-mart. Freaking hysterical!
October 7th, 2009
I bought that exact vest several years ago…at Walmart…for my brother-in-law (whose too cool for school)
October 8th, 2009
You forgot to mention the best part about this guy…he is wearing TED hose! Most people who wear TED hose (compression stockings) actually have the instinct to cover them up with regular socks and pants, but no, he boldly goes there. I suppose if you’re not concerned about your underoos showing, ted hose would be a lesser concern…
October 9th, 2009
And here we thought Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back. OMG!
October 10th, 2009
I about died when I saw this picture!
I have not only seen this man, but I have a picture of him at Gettysburg! Same shorts, same underwear… don’t remember that jacket.
I need to find that picture!
October 12th, 2009
I’ve seen this guy in WV. A Wal-Mart employee I know said he’s a cross-dressing truck driver.
October 12th, 2009
Tights is not pants.
October 13th, 2009
PLEASE STOP ALREADY!!!!!
October 13th, 2009
at least hes wearing underware
October 14th, 2009
epic i hope he comes to my walmart
October 20th, 2009
Sadly, this guy’s in the same state that I live in. I am shocked!
October 21st, 2009
This man has been doing this for years. You find him at the Food Lion in Thurmont, MD and the Walmart in Waynesboro, PA all the time.
October 27th, 2009
The underwear really do match his see through tights all the time
November 6th, 2009
Do you know the muffin man?
November 10th, 2009
I’m trying to hide my identity so the paparazzi doesn’t find us……My parents told me that this picture is of some dude in the Shippensburg, PA Walmart. He is referred to as the “Transparent pants guy” and apparently he has been banned from that particular Walmart. So consider this a warning, he may come to a Central PA Walmart near you!
November 11th, 2009
OMG, I HAVE A PICTURE OF THE SAME GUY FROM WHEN I WAS IN GETTYSBURG!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!
November 15th, 2009
are those compression stockings he’s wearing? to go with his compression shorts i guess…
November 24th, 2009
funny thing is, i have that exact vest for some reason. and its reversible. i think someone bought it as a joke for me for my fifteen birthday from walmart last year.
December 2nd, 2009
Hi forum, cool weather and good mood. life is a good thing however turn
September 27th, 2010
You certainly deserve a round of applause for your post and more specifically, your blog in general. Very high quality material
September 29th, 2010
I used to work for a walmart in south central pa. I am 99.7 % sure this is the same man who has been coming in for the last ohhh 8 years wearing those NOW sheer white bike shorts.
He does wear other womens panties, like red hearts, lace ones, thongs etc. At first those were regular bike shorts, now since he’s had them forever they are super sheer and , Yes, he is aware of them being see thru and he doesnt care. We have had him escorted out of the store before due to his clothing choices and we get a call ( from the police ) saying that if he’s ” covered” then we really cant do anything its just a poor choice of attire on his part.
October 20th, 2010
This man must drive truck I’m telling u!!!
March 4th, 2011
ME AND MY MOM SAW THIS GUY IN OUR WALMART LIKE 3 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2011
I wonder if it turns him on to know that everyone can see his underwear? Also does he own another pair of shorts?
November 20th, 2011
Now thats sexy. I dont care who you are.
December 8th, 2011
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