September 19th, 2009
StegaCARous
“Hey dude, I’m gonna turn my car into a Stegosaurus!” – ‘Ya, absolutely. I honestly can’t think of anything else to spend your money on. Probably one of the best investments you can make actually. You’re gonna get so much tail in that thing.’
Missouri
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(aka faggot)
September 19th, 2009
There really isn’t anything else you can do with a Kia. Seriously.
September 19th, 2009
Of course this is in Missouri…I’m surprised I didn’t see this at my own Walmart, but I’m willing to bet it’s somewhere southwest of me…
September 19th, 2009
TIGHT
September 19th, 2009
Actually this car rocks
September 19th, 2009
I would drive it lol
September 19th, 2009
this actually does nto look like walmart, but still a eye catching car
September 19th, 2009
At least it was a KIA best thing that could happen to a pile of shit like that
September 19th, 2009
It’s not a Stegacarous. Can’t you see it’s a Kiasaurous?
September 19th, 2009
Of all the crazy cars I’ve seen on this site and in real life — this one is at least themed well and looks cool. Now… I wouldn’t sleep with the guy….
September 19th, 2009
I’m not sure if this is an improvement over those that just glue dinosaurs to their cars or not.
September 19th, 2009
I love the “tail” reference. I let out a “har!”.
September 19th, 2009
This is a toy car? Or does it belong to a 7 year old?
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September 19th, 2009
can you even imagine if you were going on a blind date and he picked you up in this thing? I’d be all “excuse me, I cut my foot earlier, and now my shoe is filling up with blood, I have to go!”
September 19th, 2009
omfg this is hilarious. i wish my car looked like that XD
September 19th, 2009
CARZILLA! RAARRRR!
Looks like a car mated with a lizard who mated with a unicorn.
September 19th, 2009
i don’t think that’s the most atrocious thing i have seen on here…
i will say though, that i like the artistic touch of the “blood” on the front “horn”, lol
September 19th, 2009
thats what people spend their money on instead of health insurance!
September 20th, 2009
“Well, it was a unicorn, but that was just too gay.”
September 20th, 2009
I’ll bet they have their auto insurance with Geico, because only a Caveman would drive it.
September 20th, 2009
LOL, who would do this to their car?? Oh well, its a foreign car
September 20th, 2009
Man people must be learning this from Ruffin!!!
September 20th, 2009
Looks like the ‘dumbass ‘is takeing up 2 parking spots ,so his SOGAYSORRYASS doesnt get scratched ?
September 20th, 2009
That would be awesome… if you were 6!!!
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September 20th, 2009
What is this “the who can make the best dinosaur car?” Although it is better than the car with the glued on dinos
September 20th, 2009
Probably doubled the resale value of that KIA, or as we call them at our dealership the “BIC Lighter” of the auto industry. Throw away cars!!!!!
September 20th, 2009
Lawsuit waiting to happen… if somebody runs into it. also can charge for assault.
September 20th, 2009
I can see it now.
“how come no one wants to buy my used car?
September 20th, 2009
meh. seen better just randomly while living in SF
September 20th, 2009
This actually ads horsepower to your car, and you level up to a warrior elf with 200HP and 100MP.
September 20th, 2009
WTF is he thinking? I really hope for that poor guy has used ruber or something soft for all sharp parts, or is just a matter of time he hurt somebody and go to jail.
September 20th, 2009
PUSSY MOBILE
September 20th, 2009
What’s frightening is that the owner/operator of this was mentally capable of acquiring a Driver’s License to operate this…this…thing.
September 20th, 2009
kiasaurous rex!!! i love it, all i wish is that i could see this baby in action on the express way. that would seriously make my day.
September 20th, 2009
1st, I think one poster is right,.. it doesn’t look like any Wal Mart I’ve ever seen. 2nd,.. that horn on the front HAS to violate some sort of code,.. too damn dangerous.
and finally 3> #1 wallyfan is a blind fuck,.. it’s only in ONE spot,.. the Kia is just THAT SMALL!
September 20th, 2009
Nice Rach……..you “wouldn’t sleep with this guy”……….lol……at least you keep your standards high…….
September 20th, 2009
Pieceofshitosaurus.
September 20th, 2009
Am I the only one who thought of this http://archive.sensesofcinema.com/images/05/35/death_race_2000.jpg when they saw that car?
September 20th, 2009
How retarted!
September 20th, 2009
Whatever makes people happy…
Speaking of doing things that make us happy, people that decorate their car into eyesores should be quietly put down.
(‘Put down’ as in a kitten with some sort of horrible bone disease, not ‘put down’ as insulted.)
September 20th, 2009
you guys that are bitching and moning about the dangers of the “horn”. Really have you never saw a hay spike in the back of a truck or a oversize load hanging over a trailer. Quit fucking whining.
September 20th, 2009
this is a poor recreation of a card from the movie death race 2000
September 20th, 2009
That car makes me hot…He would totally get in my panties.
September 20th, 2009
yea, its all fun and games until you see that thing going down the road with a pedestrian impaled on the front of it.
September 20th, 2009
I’m sure the owner of this car is incredibly flattered that you think his Stego-job is professional-looking enough to be considered an “investment,” but he probably just spent $10 in the craft aisle of that WalMart: a pack of sponges, cheap acrylic paint, posterboard, glue, and some glitter. I’m willing to bet it will all wash off in the rain.
September 20th, 2009
Why trying to turn a pussy car into a muscle car is so wrong.
September 20th, 2009
I would like some verification that this is a Walmart parking lot. It looks like a strip mall. As, uh.., ‘cool’ as this car is, if it’s not at a Walmart, it shouldn’t be on this site.
September 20th, 2009
Stegosaurus doesn’t have a horn on the front of his head, just sayin…
September 20th, 2009
WHAT IN HELL’S NAME IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?! HA! HA! HA! HA!
I’m still laughing from all of thses other pictures!!!!!
When I’m down on myself, I can always go to this site and say to myself at least I’m not this or at least I’m not that! Then I’m all better!!!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2009
I like it. Very creative, and probably cost about five bucks in cardboard and craft paint. Good thing Kias can’t get over about 65 mph or the horn would go flying off.
September 21st, 2009
The ultimate car!
September 21st, 2009
I can’t believe someone ruined a perfectly good car……. oh wait its a KIA, it was allready a piece of shit !!!!
September 21st, 2009
OMG! I have seen that car around town before! It was in the burbs of St. Louis. Crazy!
September 21st, 2009
answer to Stryc9 : no, you aren’t the only one thinking of this (great) movie
it struck me at once
September 21st, 2009
I actually think it’s kind of cute. I’d drive it.
September 21st, 2009
Am I the only one who thinks the “horn” is more than a little fallic?
September 21st, 2009
Thanks Kirk! I was beginning to wonder if I was the only person who has ever seen a skeleton or drawing or any recreation of a stegosaurus. Guess what people…THEY DIDN’T HAVE HORNS ON THEIR NOSES!!! It’s a dragon or I guess some people think it looks like a car from Death Race. I wouldn’t know because most everything with Jason Statham is cinematic diarrhea so I tend to avoid.
September 21st, 2009
No STRYC9, I recognized it as soon as I saw it.
Frankensteins (David Carradine) car to be precise.
It was supposed to be a modified Chevy Corvette in the movie. But if you look closely at it you can see that it is actually a VW kit car.
All of the cars in that movie where VW frames with fiberglass kit bodies.
This is a very bad knock off of the Dragon Vette. Very bad.
Yet, good enough that true fans of the original B movie classic can recognize it at first site.
September 21st, 2009
my question is why would you ever need to cover the license plate- as if there is some other totally nuts dinosaur car and we don’t want people thinking that THAT driver is nuts, just this one.
September 21st, 2009
ooo yeah! Chick magnet machine
September 21st, 2009
It is dangerous for pedestrian. Polise must see it.
September 21st, 2009
I think this dude is somewhere in St. Louis, MO. I live in the area and heard stories about the car, my bet its South or North st louis.
September 21st, 2009
I love it! Your just mad cause you aren’t creative enough to do it yourself!
September 22nd, 2009
I give this person credit, because the only thing i wanted to do to my old 1988 Jetta was turn it into a Death Race 2000-mobile. I can see now that it was for the best I didn’t, but still– way to go!
September 22nd, 2009
My six year old son would love it.
September 22nd, 2009
Bah, humbug! That car is awesome.
September 22nd, 2009
This is a WalMart!!! And it is in a strip mall, its in a small river town in northeast missouri!! it is closing down next month a super walmart is opening up like 10 min away!
September 22nd, 2009
Well, at least the pointy horn will keep those obnoxious Tour de France wanna-bes out of his lane during rush hour!
September 22nd, 2009
That’s not a stegosaurus. Stego didn’t have a horn in the front, or fangs. I guess it’s just some type of generic dragon.
September 22nd, 2009
I love this car!
September 22nd, 2009
This person might be a teacher or a person who digs up dinosaur fossils. Being artistic isn’t a waste of time or money. I am going to have to start defending some of these.
September 22nd, 2009
It’s really cool! I want!
September 23rd, 2009
This is actually the coolest Kia I have ever seen. I hate kias but I would drive this one. I am in St. Louis I wonder if this car is anywhere near here?
September 23rd, 2009
Sweet!
September 23rd, 2009
i would have sex in that car.
September 23rd, 2009
maybe he’s got a job dressing up as barney and this is how he gets to his “gigs” rotfl
September 23rd, 2009
To think that Molly and Thomas would be reunited in this way.
To think that I actually found my way here….
I think E.O. Wilson might describe this as a moment of consilience– you know, where seemingly unrelated areas find the level of abstraction where their relatedness appears evident.
Now to find Thomas Peak…..
September 23rd, 2009
OMG! I would SOOO drive that! That’s awesome! Not to mention my 3 year old son would get a kick out of it
September 23rd, 2009
Those teeth are intimidating… Imagine if you saw that monster in your rear view…
September 23rd, 2009
How can it be legal to drive around in a car with a great big pike stuck on the front? The US is the country that first mandated pedestrian safe car designs and yet this thing is allowed on the road? LOL
September 23rd, 2009
Hey, that’s not too bad. It would be pretty cool, the first time you saw it. Of course, if it was, say, in your neighbor’s driveway, you’d be plotting arson …
September 23rd, 2009
Sweet, it’s a Kia Rio! I have one too! Now I totally have to dinofy my car out to show this one up. Maybe I’ll just turn mine into a dragon that shoots fire out of the exhaust. Then I’ll head to Missouri and it’ll be ON in the Walmart parking lot.
September 24th, 2009
Does it run on fossil fuel?
September 24th, 2009
Is that the new Ford StegaTaurus LE?? Oh, it’s a Kia….my bad
September 24th, 2009
As long as your view isn’t obstructed you can put whatever you want on your car to turn it into an Art Car. There are no laws about modifying you car
September 24th, 2009
I wonder where the driver stands on the whole Creationism vs. Evolution debate? Oh wait, they’re in a Wal Mart parking lot, never mind….
September 24th, 2009
I think it’s cute!
September 25th, 2009
I actually like it. He should rent it out. In my area you can rent a limo that has been transformed into a giant rooster! I wouldn’t use it for my wedding, but I would for my bachelor party!
It needs a flame thrower in the fron grille.
September 25th, 2009
I really think if it was a subaru, it would have worked. Subaru yes, kia, no.
But I think it’s cute.
September 25th, 2009
Nice to see that endangered Kia Narwhal is thriving in Missouri. Who knew?
September 25th, 2009
This is a real car and a real Walmart. It is currently the smallest Walmart in the world and is closing soon….lol I took tae kwan do with the owner of this car!
September 25th, 2009
Barney Rubble just reported his car stolen
September 26th, 2009
Who do they plan on selling it to-Fred Flinstone?
September 26th, 2009
i think this car is pretty sweet.
September 26th, 2009
The car is “Carasarus” the name is painted on the back of the car for the record.
I used pieces of metal, screws, and paint form other projects and spent zero dollars.
I did the art car parade in Houston 8 times in other cars of mine.
Peace
http://www.artcars.com/php/blogs/index.php/ACW2006/
http://www.artcars.com/artcarindex/index.html
http://www.avam.org/artcar/index.html
http://www.artcaragency.com/
http://www.artcaragency.com/showcase.php?cat=conceptual_sculptural
September 27th, 2009
Actually it is a woman that drives this car around with her two young children. I had asked why she painted her car like that and her response was “because her kids wanted it”, it just goes to show how far some people will go to please their kids.
September 27th, 2009
that is so badass, i want it.
September 29th, 2009
You people do know that the guy driving this car is the same guy that sat alone in the lunch room in high school, and right now, he’s alone playing Guitar Hero in the back of the store.
September 30th, 2009
OOOOH, its Reptaur!
September 30th, 2009
I dont know what is worse, this person spent time and money to make ther car look like this…. or that they did it to a KIA
October 1st, 2009
For people who long for the days back in Bedrock…
October 2nd, 2009
IS THAT A FUPA (FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA)?
October 2nd, 2009
It looks like it got dumped on by a bunch of sick birds…
October 4th, 2009
o9J212 I want to say – thank you for this!
October 4th, 2009
Go figure they are from Missouri!
October 5th, 2009
I am not even gonna lie, that car reminds me of Dino-Riders back in the 80s
October 7th, 2009
In the owner’s defense, clearly he or she did not waste *much* money at all.
October 12th, 2009
This car is actually in Louisiana, MO. It is at a Wal-Mart (the world’s smallest Wal-Mart to be exact. You can actually stand in one corner and see all corners of the store). Just wanted to give information.
October 14th, 2009
My three year old would LOVE this car!
October 16th, 2009
truckasaurus rex would have a field day with that thing
October 22nd, 2009
That is epic. No joke.
October 24th, 2009
omg so pro xD
November 3rd, 2009
stupid, just plain stupid
November 6th, 2009
That’s basically the coolest thing.
November 13th, 2009
Uhhhh, that’s called a KIA-pet!
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November 14th, 2009
Uhhhh, that’s a KIA-pet…
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November 14th, 2009
This car can be found in Louisiana, Missouri … I’ve seen it in person.. and met the owner … and they seem .. “normal”. *lol* And yes that is the front of a Wal-Mart, the building was built back in the 70′s … and is part of a shopping center. This Wal-Mart (one of the smallest ever) .. closed it’s doors last November … and relocated to near-by Bowling Green.
October 13th, 2010
posative thing bout this car.. u couldnt lose it in the parking lot at Wal-Mart!
October 22nd, 2010
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