Stop Listening To Him Then



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I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need help with.
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Stop Listening To Him Then, 7.8 out of 10 based on 9 ratings

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  1. He tell ya to get your hair cut like that too? Just sayin’.
    http://makefunofmyfriends.com

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  2. Kathryn

    Oh wow…I don’t even know where to start with this one! The crazy hair, the Depends, the GIANT bottle of motor oil, the apparent biker shorts and killer shirt…oh my. I just wonder if he left the house with a list, or are these things he saw and thought, “Hey! I need that!”

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  3. Sean

    If you’re thinking of Beef Stroganoff, GIMME A HELL YEA!

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  4. God

    Stone Cold should have told you to go to college then get a job where you can’t shave your head with fucking patterns, then you wouldn’t have to shop at WalMart for Kraft Dinner and could have afforded to hire someone to buy the Depends undergarments FOR you, therefore saving you the embarrassment.

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  5. Mad Daddy Dingo

    That has to be the most random shopping list ever. Motor oil , check , adult diapers , check . Wait I know I am forgetting something. Oh thats right Hamburger helper.

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  6. Jack

    The “Depends” are not for him.

    He lives with his mother…

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  7. martini girl

    Jim-Bob thinks….”Hey, what’s good after my 10W30 enema? OHHH, cheesy mac and hmaburger….yeah, that’s it!” Good thing he got the extra absorbant depends….

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  8. JDub

    The “V” on the Valvoline label is the same as the “V” on his head.

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  9. Martin

    If he’s drinking the Valvoline,eating Hamburger Helper, no wonder he needs the Depends. Also, Stone Cold said to GET A NEW HAIRSTYLE!

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  10. mrsmeanie

    The person who took this had to be pretty brave.

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  11. Now this is what I call one-stop shopping!

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  12. Jeff

    Stone Cold Steve Austin said to shave your “whole” head, not just the part you see in the mirror, That ‘do is a don’t !!!!

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  13. Jen

    OMG Canada, are you serious? Mon dieu!

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  14. FJW

    this guy told me a joke before he went into the WM…what does oral sex after the age of 70 smell like…DEPENDS !!

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  15. Walmart GM

    Wait… wait… wait,

    This is a celebrity sighting man, WTF? Stone Cold comes to our store and we get sh!t on. Now you’ve gone to far!

    Make fun of our
    1. shoppers (ok)
    2. workers (ok)
    3. celebrity shoppers (not so fast my friend).

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  16. Ash

    Maybe he chose to wear the “tough” shirt because he knew he was going out to buy depends!

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  17. professional wresting

    “It’s still real to me, dammit!”

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  18. Andrew

    obviously the haircut is because his brain overheats when pressed with difficult decisions (Hmm. Hamburger Helper or KD?)

    The oil and the depends are obvious. He’s planning to have an awesome night at home tonight. You don’t want to know.

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  19. LOL, this one is classic!!

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  20. Cobaltblu

    Are those playboy bunny ears shaved onto the back of his head?

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  21. max

    If you need depends then fuck don’t wear shorts like that, next that fucking dumbass hair cut, what the hell were you thinking.

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  22. Jen B.

    I didn’t think those shirts still existed! They were all the rage when I was in junior high haha!

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  23. xDFCx

    DEPENDS HAHAHAHAH.

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  24. BigBadWolf65

    WTF ? We don’t mind y’all comin’ up to Canada for a visit,but for the love of God , please,Thank God winter is coming.

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  25. pro stoner

    wrestling is real!

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  26. cmurder

    HES GOT DEPENDS AND MOTOR OIL…………WTF? THIS GUY SUCKS…10 YEAR OLD SHIRT AND A FAILED MOHAWK

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  27. Meliss

    Please, please, please don’t let him be from Montreal!!

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  28. Yasbob

    On “Let’s make a Deal” this would be door number 3

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  29. sillygirl

    I hope the person that took this pic had a very, very quiet camera. or else…I woulda needed the depends..geez, he’s scary….

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  30. Jason B

    motor oil and depends? Sounds like fun night watching rastelin’ to me.

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  31. Dirt bag

    I bet he has I timeshare in Thailand and enjoys his ladyboys!

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  32. Marco

    So Stone Cold said to buy a gallon of motor lube and a box of Depends?… I think I would stop listening to Stone Cold at that point… I think it’s a recipe for a traumatizing night if you were ever to meet him with those items.

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  33. Marco

    Lube? check. Depends? check… boy, I sure hope Stone Cold has honorable intentions… now, which flavor of hamburger helper will go with that nice box of wine tonight?

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  34. Bob

    Stone Cold tells you to wear depends so you can piss/shit yourself-but what is the oil for?

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  35. Rude

    Some of the people on this pic are being so rude…I’m sure theres a reason for the depends that most of you will know someday down the line I’m sure. So WHAT if hes wearing a Stone Cold shirt, Stone Cold Steve Austin has alot more class than some of you people. Everyone shops for embarassing things, the only differance is he doesnt seem to be making fun of anyone else for having to do so. I lthink I like the pics of people going out looking like an embarassment better than someone just buying something embarassing cause you see that every single day.

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  36. shadopilot

    That haircut looks like Pac-Man is eating his way up his head.

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  37. Politically Incorrect

    “BUY DEPENDS”

    -Stone Cold

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  38. shadopilot

    Whats up with people buying the Hamburg-Helper? Its way cheaper to buy just plain macaroni. I mean you have to buy the ground beef anyway so just add some home spices or cheese while you fry it and dump in the cooked macaroni and your done. Onions, tomatoes, garlic, pork, whatever you like. The poorest people buy this crap and wonder why they have no money! At least he changes his own oil but the only advantage to that is that he knows its not used oil from the car that was ahead of him at Grease Monkey. it still costs about the same.

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  39. Justin

    Rude,

    Thanks for the helpful comments. We are shamed. I’m sure some day we’ll be classy like Stone Cold… ya know, beat up our wives and whatnot. A truer role model has never been found.

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  40. John

    This is the guy I’d be afraid to ask to turn around.

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  41. Peter

    hahaha the thing that completes this is the depends while looking at hamburger helper!!!

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  42. Mark

    The patterns you can shave onto your head are limited when you’re balding.

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  43. Mikey

    Nothing says “Bad Ass” like a muscle T-Shirt and Adult Diapers…

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  44. Shasteen

    Stone Cold Really? Does he still exist? Really? I thought he was out with the stone ages! GOD I LOVE THIS SITE. When I’m down I come to this site for a good laught! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

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  45. Anna Rexia

    The picture and comments hit a bit too close to home, eh, Rude?

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  46. Michael Peski

    After eating Hamburger Helper once (and last time)-I kinda wished I had the Depends…

    Love the shot! So many things wrong, but all together makes a perfect laugh.

    Kudos to whoever shot this !

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  47. I nearly fell over ROFLMAO when I saw this, however, he does look old enough for DEPENDS! and ya, he is reallySCARY

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  48. Phoenixx

    OK I am assuming this is a do-it-yourself haircut, but if not, WHAT is up with the hair? I mean, he goes into a barber shop and tells the barber…what? I want my head to look like a pack of Marlboros?

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  49. Coldplaydoesnthave8letters

    This is better then 10 coldplays

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  50. wader

    wrasslin is real. stone cold told me so.

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  51. IHATEWALMART

    Depends + Motor Oil + Hamburger Helper = My Kind of Man…
    He wears diapers, changes his own oil and makes a “good home cooked meal”….

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  52. FormerWalmartian

    I’ll give you ten to one this gentleman has a felony somewhere in his past. And probably a restraining order or two.

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  53. Sillyfurby

    He should wear one of those Depends on his head so nobody will recognize him.

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  54. holy sh*t

    that’s one hell of a combo of items he is buying.

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  55. Ted

    True story. I guy I know wore the skull and cross bone shirt to wal-mart with a similar slogan. One of the nicer manager’s says to him “Ron do you really think it’s appropriate to wear a shirt like that at wal-mart you know a family store”. Ron replied “F U asshole we sell them here”. To which manager responded “We do? Well then don’t worry about it”.

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  56. Nastia from Russia

    Oh my God!..Lol)..Mmm..I like it)

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  57. Kate

    I’m surprised he can fit Depends in those shorts of his.

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  58. Cad

    Looks like people are putting fake pics on here now. C’mon, a big jug of motor oil, a package of Depends that he’s holding in a position where the camera can see it plain and clear? Faaaaake

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  59. AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS,
    Home in 25 minutes, or grandma will give me the stunner.

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  60. nepawoods

    No shopping cart? No, just need a few things … Valvoline and Depends ought to do it.

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  61. Stone Cold told him to get the depends after he stomped the pee out of him.

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  62. Alex

    Oil filter optional.

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  63. Alex

    oil filter optional

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  64. agree with CAD

    I have to agree with cad. This totally feels like a staged photo to me. “Hey, I wanna shave my head today, so let’s use this time to make me look ridiculous and go down to walmart and get on that fancy website…”

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  65. steve

    He is going to use the depends for the oil he spills when changing his oil.. they aren’t for a person in this case..

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  66. kryonik

    I remember reading a thread on some forum about the three weirdest things you could possibly bring to a checkout counter. Some of the entries were pretty humorous, things like “butter, butter, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” but the Depends/Valvoline/Hamburger Helper is a great one.

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  67. Sebastien

    Did he tell you to use the motor oil before or after the diapers?

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  68. baba buey

    hes gunna put the depends diaper on an oil wrassle his momma…………………

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  69. LOL

    EWWWWWW! :(

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  70. Austin 3:16 says I’m gonna whip Undertaker’s ass at Summerslam 1998! OH HELL YEAH!

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  71. raquel

    all this and depends with motor oil. He must have a hot date tonight.

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  72. Jon

    Would everyone please stop ridiculing my father.

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  73. Kim Stanford

    Another reason not to ‘toke up’ before shopping.

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  74. Dawn

    Did anyone notice that this guy is also carrying depends?!?!

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  75. Hahahahaha I LOVE the title

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  76. Booger

    Do you change your diaper before or after you change your oil??

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  77. Cold as ICE

    Well,
    First?
    Second… He is a guy that NEEDED to get to Wal-Mart.
    Third… Who cares what you wear to the big mart?
    Forth… Don’t be surprised when you end up on this site when you look like you are holding onto that “look” that your girlfriend loved 10 years ago. Give it up man.
    Times be changin, and women be lovin men that work! S your pants, fill out an app, and buy a button-up and a decent pair of jeans/pants if you’re feelin’ frisky!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  78. Johnny

    Why would he buy a big jug of lube and not bother to buy a replacement oil filter?? Looks like someone is planning a “special” date night all to himself – romantic dinner, and a kinky nightcap afterward; his next stop is the adult superstore to pick up some interspecies erotica…

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    September 23rd, 2009

  79. michelle

    HE IS BUYING DEPENDS!!!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  80. *diamond*

    motor oil and adult diapers???? whats going on here????

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    September 23rd, 2009

  81. Oaf

    I’m guessing either Surrey or Kitchener.

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  82. Oaf

    I’m guessing either Kitchener or Surrey.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  83. Rick

    Why does this guy have to be from Canada? :(

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    September 23rd, 2009

  84. Shannon

    Let me get this straight. Is he going to drink the motor oil, or possibly use it as an enema, for which he will need the diapers? Guess it all Depends!

    Of course, Hamburger Helper is usually a pretty good colon cleanser!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  85. Kassi

    No, no, no. You have it wrong. He’s conducting a backyard oil wrestling competition.

    The depends? Well, tights are effing expensive.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  86. bamswife

    I LOVE the Wal Mart breed. I swear it ‘s the only reason I shop there.

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    September 24th, 2009

  87. egaR

    hes gonna get a hell yeah from stone cold, drink a whole 36 pack change the oil on his car, and piss his pants all at the same time. thank you walmart for adult diapers WWE tshirts and motor oil ALL IN THE SAME PLACE>

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    September 24th, 2009

  88. Brian

    His moms nickname is Stone Cold, and Stone Cold needs some Diapers.

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    September 24th, 2009

  89. olivia.

    vader time?

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    September 25th, 2009

  90. Mad Man Matt

    I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

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    September 25th, 2009

  91. Vabrielle Thompson

    Omgee! He has a box of Depends!!!! iLOL.

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    September 25th, 2009

  92. Not Quite Sober Yet

    California has the “high colonic.” Canada has….. something similar.

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    September 25th, 2009

  93. OH MY GAWD..DUDE I DONT EVEN WANA KNOW!! lol

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    September 25th, 2009

  94. alexandra

    lmfao oil and depends…. hmmmmmm….

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    September 26th, 2009

  95. carrie

    He has oil and depends, and aparantly the 1 very tough brain cell.

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    September 26th, 2009

  96. Randi

    Cause STONE COLD SAID… “I have incontinents”

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    September 26th, 2009

  97. Clem

    Cause June Allyson Said So.

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    September 26th, 2009

  98. Peggy Sue

    There is some logic here. He is afraid of crapping himself tonight when crawling under the truck to change the oil with a belly full of “helper” in him.

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    September 26th, 2009

  99. He is carrying adult diapers…

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    September 26th, 2009

  100. Lisa

    Canada!?? Well, I’m embarrassed.

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    September 26th, 2009

  101. brownsugar

    Hmmmmm…bad hair day…farmer’s tan…need for some lubricant…that Depends!

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    September 26th, 2009

  102. Hmm

    um….if he’d stop mixing his motor oil in his hamburger helper the depends wouldn’t be necessary.

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    September 27th, 2009

  103. Blaine

    Just the necessities…Vavoline, Depends, and hamburger helper.

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    September 27th, 2009

  104. i wonder if stone cold also told him to shit his pants, hence the depends

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  105. Jay T.

    I feel like I’m at the optometrist’s office taking the eye exam for a stronger pair of glasses.

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    September 27th, 2009

  106. phil

    “got my 10-w30 oil, got my depends, now just to pick up my hamburger helper for my wild and crazy weekend”.. lmao

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    September 28th, 2009

  107. mando1

    TED, you made a comment about the “true story, and the t shirt”…
    I just wanted to thankyou for making me laugh.
    I work at a hospital at the front desk, and I could barely stop laughing long enough to answer the phones. Brilliant.

    As for a photo comment…
    What more can I say that hasnt been said… oil, depends, hamburger helper??? the hair??

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  108. kegs

    its not walmart….

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    September 28th, 2009

  109. Trex

    Wasn’t this a Family Guy episode?

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    September 28th, 2009

  110. just keeps gettting better

    the Depends just make it 10x funnier…!!!

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    September 28th, 2009

  111. Well… that’s a stunner

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    September 28th, 2009

  112. Spandex , Valvoline , AND Depends – He’s gonna be the biggest star at the Bath House tonight!

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    September 29th, 2009

  113. EVERYONE has MISSED the Coke Bottle Glasses ..please don’t turn around..please don’t turn around..

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    September 29th, 2009

  114. dave

    top ten for sure!!! bwahahaha its almost too good

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    September 29th, 2009

  115. CrisDizzle

    Austin 3:16: Buy some Depend Tampons! lol

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    October 1st, 2009

  116. Stacey

    You would think that someone buying a large package of Depends might, just might want to be a little more inconspicuous. Apparently this guy is so proud of his need for adult diapers that he wanted to draw attention to himself. We all have to be proud of something, I guess?

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    October 1st, 2009

  117. Anna

    Introducing… the president of The Stone Cold Fan Club. Steve Austin must be so proud.

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    October 1st, 2009

  118. texasscott

    Okay wow! A box of hamburger helper, a two gallon jug of Valvoline motor oil and a bag of depends diapers? This dude has his night alllllll planned out!!!!!!

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    October 2nd, 2009

  119. Mrcavanary

    Motor oil and depends, cause stone cold said so

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    October 3rd, 2009

  120. riverbrat

    Look at that freakin’ HAIR! If your barber did that, you’d probably shit your pants, too!!!

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    October 3rd, 2009

  121. Morgan

    If I ever decide to get a horseshoe shaped hair cut, wear stone cold t shirts with the sleeves cut off and short shorts, and have bladder control problems SOMEONE please shoot me… And Im just wondering…. how would he hide his depends in shorts that tight? Can we say DIAPER!

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    October 4th, 2009

  122. GingerMaria

    Valvoline, Depends and Stone cold said so… Dont want to be part of that party

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    October 5th, 2009

  123. Pricelyss

    I guess Stone Cold told him to shit himself too…the depends make this whole pic!!!! lmfao

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    October 9th, 2009

  124. CherriPixie

    OMG! did any1 notice the Depend women diaper/pads in his hands!
    nice job Canada.

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    October 10th, 2009

  125. bozack87

    whats it look like in the back??…its like a v…..thats fine, hears my 4 dollar coupon. I gotta get to Wal-Mart, for my depends, motor oil and hamburger helper.

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    October 11th, 2009

  126. Mr.Misk

    Fuck you implying that Canada needs improvement – Wall mart, oil, a population of fat ass HICKS. the US is the poster child of inhumane treatment and values; which are projected onto the world and incorporated within their own life style. Its sickening

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    October 11th, 2009

  127. Marshall

    Don’t forget the beer …. Steve Austin would kill you if you forgot his beer

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    October 16th, 2009

  128. Lance

    He is going to have so much fun with his sumo oil wrestling league, but i dont think he has the right dipers.

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    October 16th, 2009

  129. OMGPERSON

    Why is he buying Depends?

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    October 17th, 2009

  130. Klaus Baudelaire

    Stone Cold said don’t crap your pants again BEEYOTCH

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    October 19th, 2009

  131. what woman wouldn’t want this man? He has it all!

    He changes diapers…………………………..sensative
    He changes his own oi……………………. competent
    He cooks his own meals……………………frugal
    He cuts his own hair…………………………..dexterous
    He doesn’t mind looking like
    a total jackass……………………………………. secure

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    October 23rd, 2009

  132. Brittany

    Motor oil and Depends… what every hard-core wrassler needs.

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    October 26th, 2009

  133. Owl

    I just want to say that the advertising on this website is spot-on. Whilst perusing the comments on this priceless picture, a pop-up ad for Depends appeared. As though the marketers thought, “Hey! This image might just remind people to go out and buy their adult diapers!” Brilliant.

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    October 27th, 2009

  134. Yech

    “Hey buddy, the enema bottles are in the next isle…..”

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    November 3rd, 2009

  135. Alfred

    any1 notice the office space glasses? lol

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    November 5th, 2009

  136. Mondika

    because stone cold steve austin is so dependable….

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    November 6th, 2009

  137. taylor

    does he have pads in his hand? haha

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    November 19th, 2009

  138. This is the welcome page for the dentaldoctor.us Association web site.

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    November 20th, 2009

  139. Why did I come here for motor oil and diaper??? CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO. One pound one pan HELL YEAH!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  140. Ericaaa!

    ANYONE NOTICE THE FREAKING OLD LADY DIAPERS HE’S CARRYING?

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    December 4th, 2009

  141. Lynn Harrill

    Yeah,… rides the bus, collects disability, and lives with his mother…”I think I dated him once, a few years back.

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  142. me

    um old man dipers gross :(

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  143. Lizardbitch

    @ GOD- Hate to break it to ya, my friend but nobody gives a flying fuck anymore if you went to college. I have a 2 year degree, so does my fiancee and he has to work at Walmart and I’m unemployed. The job industry is a fucking bitch right now!

    Those who are school drop outs or are dumb get jobs while the rest of us suffer. And if you’ve got a great friend– brown nose and kiss his/her ass. You’ll totally get a job making big bucks while you did nothing to further your education and the rest of us swimming in debt from college loans will never get jobs because this world sucks! :D

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    January 25th, 2013

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