Gym teachers in the 70′s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.
87 Comments | In: Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Texas
At least he’s got the legs for it…
September 20th, 2009
Who wears short shorts? He wears short shorts!
If the back looks like that, I don’t want to see the front view!
WTF is going on here? When you get done asking why a grown man would wear anything that horrid for ‘pants’, move on to asking yourself why in the hell is he wearing a dress shirt with those… things, (with sneakers?) and what the hell is that dirt on his left shoulder? Is this a guy who just got done working out and just has really bad decision making skills when picking a workout shirt, or a car salesman with really bad decision making skills about, well, all clothes waist down? Just plain bad decision making skills?
What the hell is happening here???
His pants match the store color!
Please don’t turn around……please don’t turn around……please don’t turn around…….
Ah good ol’ nut huggers, he really should have put his sons shorts back in the dryer.
Dances With Dingo
At least he’s got the “I’m a little teapot” pose down pat…
Yeah, but this is Texas right??? And it’s florid, not horrid!
“Hi. I’m here to return these shorts. I accidentally picked them up in the women’s section.”
No Fair guys, NO FAIR!
That’s our company summer uniform. We spent millions on the design. They are aerodynamic, our employees junk finally gets a breather in those long sticky summer months.
You’re about 50 years late wearing that outfit.
I am really reallly really really hoping he is wearing underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s got leeegs and he knows how to use theem!
George Castanza’s gym sorts, Kramer’s sox and Seinfelds fuffy shirt.
What Not to Wear.
underwear? dude’s got to be wearing a thong! sorry bout the mental visual, folks!
I think he’s a TV news anchor: this is why they sit behind desks!
And that’s not dirt on his shoulder, that’s the top of someones head in front of him.
The chick in the background has nice legs
We are suprised his junk isn’t peeking out the bottom. Actually we are rather disappointed about it.
Oh yes they did! And the legstraps of their jocks peeked out too!
I’m with Jose, I can’t stop looking at the hot girl in the background.
Fits right over those tidy-vvhite-ies! *gag*
Not the pile of hair from the person in front of him, I mean the brown stains on his back/left shoulder like he’s been under a car inspecting the suspension or something.
He just got done sweting to the Oldies with Richard Simmons… He is really in to it got the outfit and all..
@John M – that’s what I was thinking. It looks like he’s holding a fan/pulley belt. Maybe he was working on his car in the parking lot and his pants were too dirty, so he took them off. After all, as we’ve seen in so many other pictures on this site, it’s okay to wear just undies from the waist down while shopping at Walmart. He may have bought the wrong size fan/pulley belt (it happens when you ask an “associate” for help, and that’s IF you can find one) and has to return it and get the proper one.
That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.
My students who are cheerleaders wear those shorts. I think they’re called ‘sophie’s.’ Maybe he wishes he were a young girl, and is living in denial.
bet he has male cameltoe in front, gross dude
random gay dude
Is he wearing socks from two different pairs?
My gym teacher in elementary school was a total perv and used to wear shorts like this. He also made us sit on the floor before class so he could explain what we would be doing that day and let me tell you nothing is more damaging for a little kid then to be on eye level with a grown man in these shorts. Total camel hump!!! Also, he would wear a blazer and tie with the shorts for the school’s open house.
September 21st, 2009
Lets see if we go back to the 50′s they had those types of shorts in the NBA …..at least according to my father who is old enough to know first hand
His shorts are shorter than that girl with the short shorts in front of him… and has nobody else noticed it looks like a button up shirt – and IS TUCKED IN! just a trainwreck
why would anybody wear something like this?
Whos the cutie up in front tho?
It’s called “moose-knuckle”…… and I just threw up in my mouth!
Are those shorts even LEGAL for men to wear in Texas?
He looks like my Principle I had is High School. I wonder if he also has his huge mustache too??
im headed out to wal mart right this minute to look for that outfit for haloween
Pretty obvious- his boyfriend likes it when he goes out in public looking all sexy. And he’s all about pleasing him.
Anyone know where exactly this picture was taken? My friend said she’s 95% sure that its her elementary schol gym teacher and we live in Dallas. (Now sure where she went to elementary school but I’m pretty sure it was in Texas, lol)
Yet another instance where I am glad that the picture was taken from behind. I’d much rather prefer seeing short shorts clinging to a bottom then balls.
I am LOVING the hand-on-hip pose, there. Gives him sass to go along with that ass.
I think old guys in tight shorts is just a Walmart thing. The store I used to work at had a bunch, too.
Lt. Dangle? Is that you?
I think he just forgot to put his pants on…how sad !
The original caption nailed it.
This dude is about a clipboard, a moustache and a whistle away from being a gym teacher stereotype of the 70′s and 80′s.
He’s actually mastubating in his Chevy Lumina every night after the 7th graders reluctantly square dance with one another.
Susan in Warrenville
Something tells me that any guy who would wear this in public has more of a MOUSE knuckle, rather than a moose knuckle.
Seriously, dude. Okay. You were abducted by aliens and after anally probing you, they forced you to take off your jeans and trade your tee shirt for your brothers oversized short-sleeved button-down. Then they forced you to go to Wal-mart to exchange the spaceship’s fan belt, before they set you free.
But don’t EVER wear that outfit again. It just isn’t flattering, okay?
@ Jose & Carlos…
Thats what I’m saying. After laughing a NutHugger, the very next thing I noticed was the chica in the line. Whoever took this pic must have been female, becasue my perverted ass would be snapping pics of that girl instead! lol.
Forever Silly Beans
I don’t understand how this guy lives in TEXAS and doesn’t get SHOT
Those are like Bob Weir shorts…
September 22nd, 2009
this HAS to be my high school p.e. teacher…i recognize the nose…and the shorts.
WTF… This is Jr high all over again dude WTF.. I work for uncle wally and i see this kinda crap every day.. >:/
I soooooo love the SUPER WHITE SOCKS……. I really like the fact that 1 sock is almost to the knee and the other one is around the ankle.. I’ll call him the BIG DADDY
His shorts are as short as the teenage girl’s shorts in the background!
So its not weird enough that he is wearing a dress shirt with those things, but it’s so nicely tucked in and all…..This is truly frightening!
Breaking news!!! Walmart and Hooters merge…
I am waiting for one of his nuts to fall out.
Hey…. at least he tucked his shirt in…
Good for him! If he feels good about himself and wants to do his own thing, and he’s not hurting anyone, leave him alone!
That’s hot! = o
September 23rd, 2009
Love that he’s tucked the shirt! That’s classy.
Homie got it goin’ on
Those look like men’s boxer briefs… poor man, think he forgot to put his pants on before leaving the house. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
. . . Y. M. C. A.
Great to see that he has his shirt so nicely tucked in ….he must take great pride in his appearance!
Wow, do you think he has to inform his neighbors when he moves into the hood? haha
I thought everything was bigger in texas
LOL Grandpa has some legs…
Give him a break. He’s from Europe.
Horky the living Spoodge
Saturday night at Wal•Mart is the gay pick-up night.
After bashing Wal•Mart all day on the Huffington Post, they roll on over and spend their welfare on tight pants, strutting on the aisles attracting other Huff Post America bashers.
haha he kinda looks like he’s posing.
September 24th, 2009
Really come on the chick up front is NOT that good looking i mean really her hair is dyed black and white STRIPES!!!! STRIPES come on who said that was ok don’t even get me started on the guy **shudders**
COACH HINES SHORTS!
September 25th, 2009
Master Chief anyone?
“I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself.”
All he needs now is some aviators and a ball cap and he’ll be famous.
September 26th, 2009
I agree with a couple of others here. I want to get my hands on/in the chick in the background. She’s got a nice ass and thighs……..
September 27th, 2009
I have to agree with Lulu…he must be European. Their inseam regulations are different from ours.
Rainbow Peaches – thanks for the hilarious mental image of a guy pairing those with a blazer and tie! How professional.
September 30th, 2009
is his butt hungry?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NAIR??? WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!
October 1st, 2009
I had a gym teacher in the 80s who wore shorts that tight and that small!! It was likely the reason for his being a cranky s.o.b!
October 9th, 2009
Well, at least he’s wearing a nice shirt.
October 17th, 2009
this is in West Texas, i am 99.8% sure this is at the walmart i work at… i work on the front-end and am so happy i missed out on this fashion trainwreck, but we have so many more… i can’t wait to start posting!
October 19th, 2009
I thought those OZ shorties went out in the 70′s
October 20th, 2009
wow, this reminds me of old rollerskaters from the 70s.
November 19th, 2009
My gym teacher from junior high escaped and is now on the loose! Oh, yeah…that’s the 80s man!