If the back looks like that, I don’t want to see the front view!
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September 20th, 2009
John M
WTF is going on here? When you get done asking why a grown man would wear anything that horrid for ‘pants’, move on to asking yourself why in the hell is he wearing a dress shirt with those… things, (with sneakers?) and what the hell is that dirt on his left shoulder? Is this a guy who just got done working out and just has really bad decision making skills when picking a workout shirt, or a car salesman with really bad decision making skills about, well, all clothes waist down? Just plain bad decision making skills?
Ah good ol’ nut huggers, he really should have put his sons shorts back in the dryer.
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September 20th, 2009
Dances With Dingo
At least he’s got the “I’m a little teapot” pose down pat…
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September 20th, 2009
nygranny
Yeah, but this is Texas right??? And it’s florid, not horrid!
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September 20th, 2009
Small-Wart
“Hi. I’m here to return these shorts. I accidentally picked them up in the women’s section.”
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September 20th, 2009
Walmart GM
No Fair guys, NO FAIR!
That’s our company summer uniform. We spent millions on the design. They are aerodynamic, our employees junk finally gets a breather in those long sticky summer months.
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September 20th, 2009
Bob
You’re about 50 years late wearing that outfit.
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September 20th, 2009
Me
I am really reallly really really hoping he is wearing underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 20th, 2009
Kevin
He’s got leeegs and he knows how to use theem!
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September 20th, 2009
Politically Incorrect
George Castanza’s gym sorts, Kramer’s sox and Seinfelds fuffy shirt.
What Not to Wear.
CLINTON, STACY!!!!!!
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September 20th, 2009
martini girl
underwear? dude’s got to be wearing a thong! sorry bout the mental visual, folks!
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September 20th, 2009
Really Busy
I think he’s a TV news anchor: this is why they sit behind desks!
And that’s not dirt on his shoulder, that’s the top of someones head in front of him.
We are suprised his junk isn’t peeking out the bottom. Actually we are rather disappointed about it. http://makefunofmyfriends.com
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September 20th, 2009
That guy
Oh yes they did! And the legstraps of their jocks peeked out too!
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September 20th, 2009
Carlos
I’m with Jose, I can’t stop looking at the hot girl in the background.
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September 20th, 2009
skyeleo
Fits right over those tidy-vvhite-ies! *gag*
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September 20th, 2009
John M
Not the pile of hair from the person in front of him, I mean the brown stains on his back/left shoulder like he’s been under a car inspecting the suspension or something.
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September 20th, 2009
klaney
He just got done sweting to the Oldies with Richard Simmons… He is really in to it got the outfit and all..
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September 20th, 2009
Anna Rexia
@John M – that’s what I was thinking. It looks like he’s holding a fan/pulley belt. Maybe he was working on his car in the parking lot and his pants were too dirty, so he took them off. After all, as we’ve seen in so many other pictures on this site, it’s okay to wear just undies from the waist down while shopping at Walmart. He may have bought the wrong size fan/pulley belt (it happens when you ask an “associate” for help, and that’s IF you can find one) and has to return it and get the proper one.
That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.
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September 20th, 2009
Your Mom
My students who are cheerleaders wear those shorts. I think they’re called ‘sophie’s.’ Maybe he wishes he were a young girl, and is living in denial.
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September 20th, 2009
max
bet he has male cameltoe in front, gross dude
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September 20th, 2009
random gay dude
HEY SEXY…………………….
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September 20th, 2009
WalDog
Is he wearing socks from two different pairs?
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September 20th, 2009
Rainbow Peaches
My gym teacher in elementary school was a total perv and used to wear shorts like this. He also made us sit on the floor before class so he could explain what we would be doing that day and let me tell you nothing is more damaging for a little kid then to be on eye level with a grown man in these shorts. Total camel hump!!! Also, he would wear a blazer and tie with the shorts for the school’s open house.
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September 21st, 2009
TheBigfut
Lets see if we go back to the 50′s they had those types of shorts in the NBA …..at least according to my father who is old enough to know first hand
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September 21st, 2009
chin4me
His shorts are shorter than that girl with the short shorts in front of him… and has nobody else noticed it looks like a button up shirt – and IS TUCKED IN! just a trainwreck
Are those shorts even LEGAL for men to wear in Texas?
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September 21st, 2009
Seriously
He looks like my Principle I had is High School. I wonder if he also has his huge mustache too??
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September 21st, 2009
Evelyn McHale-Collyer
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!!
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September 21st, 2009
duke lacross
im headed out to wal mart right this minute to look for that outfit for haloween
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September 21st, 2009
FormerWalmartian
Pretty obvious- his boyfriend likes it when he goes out in public looking all sexy. And he’s all about pleasing him.
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September 21st, 2009
Leash
Anyone know where exactly this picture was taken? My friend said she’s 95% sure that its her elementary schol gym teacher and we live in Dallas. (Now sure where she went to elementary school but I’m pretty sure it was in Texas, lol)
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September 21st, 2009
Nain
Yet another instance where I am glad that the picture was taken from behind. I’d much rather prefer seeing short shorts clinging to a bottom then balls.
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September 21st, 2009
Jennifries
I am LOVING the hand-on-hip pose, there. Gives him sass to go along with that ass.
I think old guys in tight shorts is just a Walmart thing. The store I used to work at had a bunch, too.
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September 21st, 2009
lid
Lt. Dangle? Is that you?
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September 21st, 2009
FJW
I think he just forgot to put his pants on…how sad !
The original caption nailed it.
This dude is about a clipboard, a moustache and a whistle away from being a gym teacher stereotype of the 70′s and 80′s.
He’s actually mastubating in his Chevy Lumina every night after the 7th graders reluctantly square dance with one another.
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September 21st, 2009
Susan in Warrenville
Something tells me that any guy who would wear this in public has more of a MOUSE knuckle, rather than a moose knuckle.
Seriously, dude. Okay. You were abducted by aliens and after anally probing you, they forced you to take off your jeans and trade your tee shirt for your brothers oversized short-sleeved button-down. Then they forced you to go to Wal-mart to exchange the spaceship’s fan belt, before they set you free.
Fair enough.
But don’t EVER wear that outfit again. It just isn’t flattering, okay?
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September 21st, 2009
TheDead60s
@ Jose & Carlos…
Thats what I’m saying. After laughing a NutHugger, the very next thing I noticed was the chica in the line. Whoever took this pic must have been female, becasue my perverted ass would be snapping pics of that girl instead! lol.
I don’t understand how this guy lives in TEXAS and doesn’t get SHOT
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September 21st, 2009
Shmalphy
Those are like Bob Weir shorts…
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September 22nd, 2009
leanna
this HAS to be my high school p.e. teacher…i recognize the nose…and the shorts.
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September 22nd, 2009
The Nurv
WTF… This is Jr high all over again dude WTF.. I work for uncle wally and i see this kinda crap every day.. >:/
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September 22nd, 2009
juaus
I soooooo love the SUPER WHITE SOCKS……. I really like the fact that 1 sock is almost to the knee and the other one is around the ankle.. I’ll call him the BIG DADDY
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September 22nd, 2009
Brandy
His shorts are as short as the teenage girl’s shorts in the background!
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September 22nd, 2009
Donna
So its not weird enough that he is wearing a dress shirt with those things, but it’s so nicely tucked in and all…..This is truly frightening!
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September 22nd, 2009
Stephanie
Breaking news!!! Walmart and Hooters merge…
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September 22nd, 2009
Lisa
I am waiting for one of his nuts to fall out.
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September 22nd, 2009
sweetpea
Hey…. at least he tucked his shirt in…
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September 22nd, 2009
K Belyea
Good for him! If he feels good about himself and wants to do his own thing, and he’s not hurting anyone, leave him alone!
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September 22nd, 2009
Cherie
That’s hot! = o
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September 23rd, 2009
jeannette
Love that he’s tucked the shirt! That’s classy.
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September 23rd, 2009
Evan
Homie got it goin’ on
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September 23rd, 2009
Rebecca
Those look like men’s boxer briefs… poor man, think he forgot to put his pants on before leaving the house. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
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September 23rd, 2009
Schala
Ooh baby!
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September 23rd, 2009
UK Hoosier
. . . Y. M. C. A.
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September 23rd, 2009
Susanna
Great to see that he has his shirt so nicely tucked in ….he must take great pride in his appearance!
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September 23rd, 2009
carly
Wow, do you think he has to inform his neighbors when he moves into the hood? haha
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September 23rd, 2009
emily
I thought everything was bigger in texas
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September 23rd, 2009
RRM
LOL Grandpa has some legs…
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September 23rd, 2009
Lulu
Give him a break. He’s from Europe.
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September 23rd, 2009
Horky the living Spoodge
Saturday night at Wal•Mart is the gay pick-up night.
After bashing Wal•Mart all day on the Huffington Post, they roll on over and spend their welfare on tight pants, strutting on the aisles attracting other Huff Post America bashers.
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September 23rd, 2009
Gina
haha he kinda looks like he’s posing.
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September 24th, 2009
keyera
Really come on the chick up front is NOT that good looking i mean really her hair is dyed black and white STRIPES!!!! STRIPES come on who said that was ok don’t even get me started on the guy **shudders**
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September 24th, 2009
Erin
COACH HINES SHORTS!
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September 25th, 2009
Stacy
Master Chief anyone?
“I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself.”
All he needs now is some aviators and a ball cap and he’ll be famous.
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September 25th, 2009
GEORGE
…thats HOT!
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September 26th, 2009
Dogbar Bill
I agree with a couple of others here. I want to get my hands on/in the chick in the background. She’s got a nice ass and thighs……..
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September 27th, 2009
Heather
I have to agree with Lulu…he must be European. Their inseam regulations are different from ours.
Rainbow Peaches – thanks for the hilarious mental image of a guy pairing those with a blazer and tie! How professional.
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September 30th, 2009
Anna
is his butt hungry?
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September 30th, 2009
Crystal
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NAIR??? WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!
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October 1st, 2009
Tim
I had a gym teacher in the 80s who wore shorts that tight and that small!! It was likely the reason for his being a cranky s.o.b!
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October 9th, 2009
john
Well, at least he’s wearing a nice shirt.
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October 17th, 2009
stephie
this is in West Texas, i am 99.8% sure this is at the walmart i work at… i work on the front-end and am so happy i missed out on this fashion trainwreck, but we have so many more… i can’t wait to start posting!
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October 19th, 2009
Rocko
I thought those OZ shorties went out in the 70′s
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October 20th, 2009
sarah delgato
wow, this reminds me of old rollerskaters from the 70s.
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November 19th, 2009
Brenda
My gym teacher from junior high escaped and is now on the loose! Oh, yeah…that’s the 80s man!
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At least he’s got the legs for it…
September 20th, 2009
SMURF TURF!
September 20th, 2009
Who wears short shorts? He wears short shorts!
September 20th, 2009
If the back looks like that, I don’t want to see the front view!
September 20th, 2009
WTF is going on here? When you get done asking why a grown man would wear anything that horrid for ‘pants’, move on to asking yourself why in the hell is he wearing a dress shirt with those… things, (with sneakers?) and what the hell is that dirt on his left shoulder? Is this a guy who just got done working out and just has really bad decision making skills when picking a workout shirt, or a car salesman with really bad decision making skills about, well, all clothes waist down? Just plain bad decision making skills?
What the hell is happening here???
September 20th, 2009
His pants match the store color!
September 20th, 2009
Please don’t turn around……please don’t turn around……please don’t turn around…….
September 20th, 2009
Ah good ol’ nut huggers, he really should have put his sons shorts back in the dryer.
September 20th, 2009
At least he’s got the “I’m a little teapot” pose down pat…
September 20th, 2009
Yeah, but this is Texas right??? And it’s florid, not horrid!
September 20th, 2009
“Hi. I’m here to return these shorts. I accidentally picked them up in the women’s section.”
September 20th, 2009
No Fair guys, NO FAIR!
That’s our company summer uniform. We spent millions on the design. They are aerodynamic, our employees junk finally gets a breather in those long sticky summer months.
September 20th, 2009
You’re about 50 years late wearing that outfit.
September 20th, 2009
I am really reallly really really hoping he is wearing underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2009
He’s got leeegs and he knows how to use theem!
September 20th, 2009
George Castanza’s gym sorts, Kramer’s sox and Seinfelds fuffy shirt.
What Not to Wear.
CLINTON, STACY!!!!!!
September 20th, 2009
underwear? dude’s got to be wearing a thong! sorry bout the mental visual, folks!
September 20th, 2009
I think he’s a TV news anchor: this is why they sit behind desks!
And that’s not dirt on his shoulder, that’s the top of someones head in front of him.
September 20th, 2009
The chick in the background has nice legs
September 20th, 2009
We are suprised his junk isn’t peeking out the bottom. Actually we are rather disappointed about it.
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September 20th, 2009
Oh yes they did! And the legstraps of their jocks peeked out too!
September 20th, 2009
I’m with Jose, I can’t stop looking at the hot girl in the background.
September 20th, 2009
Fits right over those tidy-vvhite-ies! *gag*
September 20th, 2009
Not the pile of hair from the person in front of him, I mean the brown stains on his back/left shoulder like he’s been under a car inspecting the suspension or something.
September 20th, 2009
He just got done sweting to the Oldies with Richard Simmons… He is really in to it got the outfit and all..
September 20th, 2009
@John M – that’s what I was thinking. It looks like he’s holding a fan/pulley belt. Maybe he was working on his car in the parking lot and his pants were too dirty, so he took them off. After all, as we’ve seen in so many other pictures on this site, it’s okay to wear just undies from the waist down while shopping at Walmart. He may have bought the wrong size fan/pulley belt (it happens when you ask an “associate” for help, and that’s IF you can find one) and has to return it and get the proper one.
That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.
September 20th, 2009
My students who are cheerleaders wear those shorts. I think they’re called ‘sophie’s.’ Maybe he wishes he were a young girl, and is living in denial.
September 20th, 2009
bet he has male cameltoe in front, gross dude
September 20th, 2009
HEY SEXY…………………….
September 20th, 2009
Is he wearing socks from two different pairs?
September 20th, 2009
My gym teacher in elementary school was a total perv and used to wear shorts like this. He also made us sit on the floor before class so he could explain what we would be doing that day and let me tell you nothing is more damaging for a little kid then to be on eye level with a grown man in these shorts. Total camel hump!!! Also, he would wear a blazer and tie with the shorts for the school’s open house.
September 21st, 2009
Lets see if we go back to the 50′s they had those types of shorts in the NBA …..at least according to my father who is old enough to know first hand
September 21st, 2009
His shorts are shorter than that girl with the short shorts in front of him… and has nobody else noticed it looks like a button up shirt – and IS TUCKED IN! just a trainwreck
September 21st, 2009
why would anybody wear something like this?
September 21st, 2009
Whos the cutie up in front tho?
September 21st, 2009
It’s called “moose-knuckle”…… and I just threw up in my mouth!
September 21st, 2009
Are those shorts even LEGAL for men to wear in Texas?
September 21st, 2009
He looks like my Principle I had is High School. I wonder if he also has his huge mustache too??
September 21st, 2009
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!!
September 21st, 2009
im headed out to wal mart right this minute to look for that outfit for haloween
September 21st, 2009
Pretty obvious- his boyfriend likes it when he goes out in public looking all sexy. And he’s all about pleasing him.
September 21st, 2009
Anyone know where exactly this picture was taken? My friend said she’s 95% sure that its her elementary schol gym teacher and we live in Dallas. (Now sure where she went to elementary school but I’m pretty sure it was in Texas, lol)
September 21st, 2009
Yet another instance where I am glad that the picture was taken from behind. I’d much rather prefer seeing short shorts clinging to a bottom then balls.
September 21st, 2009
I am LOVING the hand-on-hip pose, there. Gives him sass to go along with that ass.
I think old guys in tight shorts is just a Walmart thing. The store I used to work at had a bunch, too.
September 21st, 2009
Lt. Dangle? Is that you?
September 21st, 2009
I think he just forgot to put his pants on…how sad !
September 21st, 2009
The original caption nailed it.
This dude is about a clipboard, a moustache and a whistle away from being a gym teacher stereotype of the 70′s and 80′s.
He’s actually mastubating in his Chevy Lumina every night after the 7th graders reluctantly square dance with one another.
September 21st, 2009
Something tells me that any guy who would wear this in public has more of a MOUSE knuckle, rather than a moose knuckle.
Seriously, dude. Okay. You were abducted by aliens and after anally probing you, they forced you to take off your jeans and trade your tee shirt for your brothers oversized short-sleeved button-down. Then they forced you to go to Wal-mart to exchange the spaceship’s fan belt, before they set you free.
Fair enough.
But don’t EVER wear that outfit again. It just isn’t flattering, okay?
September 21st, 2009
@ Jose & Carlos…
Thats what I’m saying. After laughing a NutHugger, the very next thing I noticed was the chica in the line. Whoever took this pic must have been female, becasue my perverted ass would be snapping pics of that girl instead! lol.
September 21st, 2009
I don’t understand how this guy lives in TEXAS and doesn’t get SHOT
September 21st, 2009
Those are like Bob Weir shorts…
September 22nd, 2009
this HAS to be my high school p.e. teacher…i recognize the nose…and the shorts.
September 22nd, 2009
WTF… This is Jr high all over again dude WTF.. I work for uncle wally and i see this kinda crap every day.. >:/
September 22nd, 2009
I soooooo love the SUPER WHITE SOCKS……. I really like the fact that 1 sock is almost to the knee and the other one is around the ankle.. I’ll call him the BIG DADDY
September 22nd, 2009
His shorts are as short as the teenage girl’s shorts in the background!
September 22nd, 2009
So its not weird enough that he is wearing a dress shirt with those things, but it’s so nicely tucked in and all…..This is truly frightening!
September 22nd, 2009
Breaking news!!! Walmart and Hooters merge…
September 22nd, 2009
I am waiting for one of his nuts to fall out.
September 22nd, 2009
Hey…. at least he tucked his shirt in…
September 22nd, 2009
Good for him! If he feels good about himself and wants to do his own thing, and he’s not hurting anyone, leave him alone!
September 22nd, 2009
That’s hot! = o
September 23rd, 2009
Love that he’s tucked the shirt! That’s classy.
September 23rd, 2009
Homie got it goin’ on
September 23rd, 2009
Those look like men’s boxer briefs… poor man, think he forgot to put his pants on before leaving the house. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
September 23rd, 2009
Ooh baby!
September 23rd, 2009
. . . Y. M. C. A.
September 23rd, 2009
Great to see that he has his shirt so nicely tucked in ….he must take great pride in his appearance!
September 23rd, 2009
Wow, do you think he has to inform his neighbors when he moves into the hood? haha
September 23rd, 2009
I thought everything was bigger in texas
September 23rd, 2009
LOL Grandpa has some legs…
September 23rd, 2009
Give him a break. He’s from Europe.
September 23rd, 2009
Saturday night at Wal•Mart is the gay pick-up night.
After bashing Wal•Mart all day on the Huffington Post, they roll on over and spend their welfare on tight pants, strutting on the aisles attracting other Huff Post America bashers.
September 23rd, 2009
haha he kinda looks like he’s posing.
September 24th, 2009
Really come on the chick up front is NOT that good looking i mean really her hair is dyed black and white STRIPES!!!! STRIPES come on who said that was ok don’t even get me started on the guy **shudders**
September 24th, 2009
COACH HINES SHORTS!
September 25th, 2009
Master Chief anyone?
“I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself.”
All he needs now is some aviators and a ball cap and he’ll be famous.
September 25th, 2009
…thats HOT!
September 26th, 2009
I agree with a couple of others here. I want to get my hands on/in the chick in the background. She’s got a nice ass and thighs……..
September 27th, 2009
I have to agree with Lulu…he must be European. Their inseam regulations are different from ours.
Rainbow Peaches – thanks for the hilarious mental image of a guy pairing those with a blazer and tie! How professional.
September 30th, 2009
is his butt hungry?
September 30th, 2009
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NAIR??? WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!
October 1st, 2009
I had a gym teacher in the 80s who wore shorts that tight and that small!! It was likely the reason for his being a cranky s.o.b!
October 9th, 2009
Well, at least he’s wearing a nice shirt.
October 17th, 2009
this is in West Texas, i am 99.8% sure this is at the walmart i work at… i work on the front-end and am so happy i missed out on this fashion trainwreck, but we have so many more… i can’t wait to start posting!
October 19th, 2009
I thought those OZ shorties went out in the 70′s
October 20th, 2009
wow, this reminds me of old rollerskaters from the 70s.
November 19th, 2009
My gym teacher from junior high escaped and is now on the loose! Oh, yeah…that’s the 80s man!
November 19th, 2009
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