I guess you have one of those built-in hand warming pouches that quarterbacks wear…lucky…
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aint i right
nice gut butt going on there….
February 16th, 2011
Scratching your front ass
I got something in my pocket for YOU
Is she hiding a pair of jeans in her rolls?
looks like a butt……lol.
Down. Ready. GUT! GUT! GUT!
think her head is on backwards or she can swival it all the way around like an owl.
Ever seen the movie FLUBBER?
I thought that pose looked bad on Al Bundy….at least he didn’t have his flubber hanging out.
obviously she was a big Al Bundy fan from Married w/ Children..lol
NO WAY I would want to wake up next to that!!! I would be afraid it would eat me!!! Yeech!! Where is the eye bleach?
I see a 4th “input”.
Talk about being “ass backwards.”
It confuses me so much. Like looking at one of those pictures where it looks like an old woman and young woman. This looks like a front side and a back side at the same time. It is disgusting but I can’t stop looking at it with wonder.
I had to look close to see that this one isn’t a very ugly man in a skirt, it really is a woman this time! I think… Yeah, it’s a woman… Probably…
Between the lack of bra, protruding gut and terrible posture she looks like a skin-avalanche.
this is what we call a “front bum”….lmao
I understand being comfortable with who you are and what you have… BUT!!!! NO one NO where NO how should ANYONE be this comfortable with themselves that they do this in ANY public place! Ewwwwwwwwww!
Looks like she shoplifted a pork butt from the meat department.
That there is a prime example of FUPA.
Hmmmmm…..who else do we know who would stand around in public with their hands down the front of …….um….never mind……
it should be “down, set, frontal butt” cover it up already…and buy some gloves if your hands are cold!
Butt crack both sides
been awhile since ive seen a “BIF” or butt in front!!
Imagine having to be the person that takes the money from her afterwards.. Not enough hand sanatizer in the world..
Hang on second while i rub one off
Lucky her–her body has built-in pockets!
Maybe she is adjusting her enormous panties…assuming she is wearing any. Or perhaps she is trying to “rub one out,” which is why she is looking around to make sure no one is watching.
I heard the term, but never quite got a mental pic of this. Now I know ,
what, ASS BACKWARDS , looks like.
Lets just hope she wasnt the one paying… and that the cashier cleaned everything she touched with bleach and acid… thats just horrid…
only because i have to yank IT up to keep IT from getting tangled in my shoe strings.
My comment disappeared. Just as well.
Ya, those dreads of yours can be difficult to manage…….
I bet you could fit a roll of quarters in the front butt…and a window scrapper….and a toaster….and a box of cleanex….and a VHS tape…and a mid evil sword….and a…….
she was scratching her balls!
Is that the front or back. Wonder if she smells her hand afterward?
Where is the baby kangaroo?
There should be a law about this!!! Who the hell wants to see that lol..
She does smell her hands afterewards and then throws them in the air takes a knee and yells “SUPERSTAR”!
It just means she can shit at a urinal…pretty convienent if you ask me..
MA’ y’all shodhav’ put sum pockets in that there tater sack
nothing like waking up with a bed full of women….
She was out shoveling snow and her hands are real cold.
Hasn’t her mother taught her not to scratch her butt in public?
I’m frightened to think what she is doing with her hands there.
from the parade??
WTH is wrong with people…. sigh
Sometimes ones own belly fur is the only comfort a weirdo can get when waiting in a line full of normalcy.
You know you are fat when your front fat rolls looks like an asscrack
Note to WalMart employees….WEAR RUBBER GLOVES AT WORK!!!!!!! you don’t know those hands have touched before they handed you money.
Bet she sniffs her fingers after that.
Kneading the dough in the oven.
Someone hand this woman/man some of those large schoold folders to hold in her hands in front of her to hide her/his ass.
Her butt is on backwards…..
Looks to me like she’s scratching her butt.. Her belly has a butt crack.
I now understand why most of the cashiers (usually the more experienced or smarter ones) wear gloves, what with some of the creatures they have to accept money from.
yet another reason I am turning into a germ a phobe….. just sayin…
I’m thinking there’s a bun in her oven.
Not to add to the unpleasantness of what she is doing but Ill wager she doesnt have any underwear on.
PS could someone please post some of the best methods of surreptitiously getting these pics? It seems like everyone is looking the second you get your phone/camera out. Not that I often see anything POW worthy -but just in case.
Son of Sam's Club
don’t buy the Abs of Flab vhs!
If it wasn’t for seeing her elbows, you wouldn’t be able to tell if that was a front ass crack or a back ass crack….either way…I bet her hands come out smelling gross!
If it wasn’t for her elbows, you wouldn’t be able to tell if that was a front ass crack or a back ass crack…either way…I bet her hands come out smelling gross!
If it wasn’t for her elbows, you wouldn’t be able to tell if this was a front ass crack or a back ass crack….either way, her hand will probably come out smelly!
ok some wear gloves just think about the ones that lick their fingers o open a bag. EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Considering her wait and where her hands are all she’s touching is abdomen skin, which makes me feel a bit better, not much since it’s still disgusting and an implication that this person doesn’t give a darn about public personal hygiene.
“Nice bum – where ya from?”
“Langley, want ta bang me?”
February 17th, 2011
Yah know i can deal with the fupa…but the whole “zoom effect”? necessary?
The caption should read: “down, set, gunt”
What is that crack in front? The GUNT?
Looks the same coming or going.
When she has a 3 way, both the guys can get some backdoor action at the same time. :O
When I think about you, I touch myself…….
NOM NOM NOM! Lift her fat rolls up and goto town on that tuna snatch!
Nice Hefty Bag mini skirt, too! Lady Gaga would be proud.
to answer someone’s question, I’m the person that took this photo as I was waiting at the Pharmacy and when I saw this I knew I had to get the pic….so I took out my phone and acted like I was texting and quickly snapped! haha
February 19th, 2011
shouldnt the ass be in the back?…some watched too much space balls (the movie)
someONE watched too much spaceballs…sorry…laughing and typing do not mix.
This is by far the best front butt ive ever seen!! hahah Bigger butt in the front than the back.
February 22nd, 2011
du nu nu nu nu FRONT BUTT!
February 23rd, 2011
IS it my imagination or iS her ass on backwards???
I’s it my imagination or iS her ass on backwards?
OMG!! How’d she get her butt turned around like that??????
February 26th, 2011
Is her head on backwards? I swear that looks like ass crack.
March 8th, 2011
If anyone would care to notice she is pregnant because look carefully you’ll see she’s not that big she is probably rubbing her belly because being pregnant can be uncomfortable
March 30th, 2011
belly butt, nasty
April 12th, 2011
Is she pushing the sides together for cleavage? She should visit the underwear section and pick out a bra to do it for her so she’s got her hands free to eat.
April 21st, 2011
Eew! I hate front butt!
April 23rd, 2011
why does the pic on the right look like someone’s sqeezing her butt?
May 5th, 2011
Wow I haven’t seen a squart since 5th grade in the 90s
August 21st, 2011
plumbing aisle…..look for the crack filler!
May 7th, 2012