September 20th, 2009
So Paid…I Think?
Let me get this straight. You spent money. To paint money. On the side of your Impala. Yet, you don’t have rims and you drive an Impala with money painted on the side, so that suggests you don’t really have money…..now I’m confused.
Ohio
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That’s our Walmart Savings Mobile. Leave us alone.
September 20th, 2009
Yeah man its cool, I dont have money either and sometimes I pretend I do by carrying around a wallet. Or ordering something not on the dollar menu.
September 20th, 2009
Big pimpin’—on a budget.
September 20th, 2009
You guys got it all wrong, it is what his car is worth… $1,800.
September 20th, 2009
those tires look like they are on rims to me. The front wheel (a tire on a rim) has two dents in it.
September 20th, 2009
He needs to leave walmart and got to rent and roll to get some spinners.
September 20th, 2009
Yeah, those are totally alloys. They’re SUPER DIRTY alloys. Dented, too. But they are alloys nonetheless. Other than the shitteriffic paint job, this is a fine looking Impala.
September 20th, 2009
Such a wasteful thing to do with that model Chevy Impala.
September 20th, 2009
Look! Its the money he could save by switching his car insurance to Geico!
September 20th, 2009
The owner likes to videotape stupid people trying to pick up money stuck to his car and watch the expression on their faces when they realize it is a paint job.
September 20th, 2009
Funny how the poorest people of Amorica are the ones who change the “S’s” in their names to dollar signs on myspace and whose pics are always them holding cash (A fat roll of one dollar bills). And listen to rap lyrics that boast of their MF fat bank rolls………………it seems to be spilling over to cars now……
September 20th, 2009
Actually, they probably aren’t painted on.
What people do is take real money – usually 100.00 bills – and clear coat over them.
I think it’s a royally stupid idea myself, and I love hot rod cars with wild paint jobs.
Then again, an Impala ain’t no hot rod, and this ain’t no wild paint job.
Pure wanna-be.
September 20th, 2009
@Gael – you mean copies of $100.00 bills, I hope.
September 20th, 2009
It’s a Caprice, not an Impala…it can be confusing at times…
especially because people take a caprice and change it to look a little like an impala…like this guy.
September 20th, 2009
HEY GAEL, DONT YOU THINK THOSE ARE TO BIG TO BR REAL DUMB @SS?
September 20th, 2009
How much you wanna bet a black guy owns this car?
September 20th, 2009
Waltard.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
September 20th, 2009
Maybe the owner is a pool player, and he thinks he’s Eddie Felson ‘Fast Eddie’. The paint job and money represents the title to the movie, ‘The Color of Money’.
September 21st, 2009
Pimpin’ aint’ easy
September 21st, 2009
how embarrassing!
September 21st, 2009
scary.why would u spend money to paint money?does anyone else see some stupidity in this?
September 21st, 2009
How much you wanna sell that for? I think, for what THAT car is worth, I’ll give you two dollars. You wanna second the notion?
September 21st, 2009
Poor Chevy!
September 21st, 2009
Case in Point… Ohio is the worst state ever
September 21st, 2009
i’ve seen that car driving around cincinnati, and it used to have big gold rims, looks like somebody jacked ‘em!
September 21st, 2009
you all have it wrong. lil wayne was in the area and “made it rain on them hoes!” the car is wet and thats all the proof i need.
September 21st, 2009
oh and the comment above my last one. nobody jacked his rims, the tires wore out and he couldn’t afford new ones. that simple.
September 21st, 2009
There are no answers to the caption’s comments other than it’s Ohio. Ohio is God’s blind spot. Let’s just gawk and move along.
September 21st, 2009
If I found out that it was a real Impala SS and not a modified Caprice, I’d go there just to kick the guy in the balls.
September 21st, 2009
if that is real money clear coated on that car..I should come by and scrape that off and go on a shopping spree at walmart!!
September 21st, 2009
The paint job is one thing, but the rims are indeed stock – as they should be. That is a Chevy Impala, and they only made them like that in 1994, 1995, & 1996. They have LT1 Corvette motors in them. They came with those wheels which are 17″ alloy rims, and they are unique to those cars. If you know about that car, then it makes sense to leave those wheels on there.
Again, the paint job is a different story…
September 21st, 2009
@ Anna Rexia – the one I saw at a car show had used real 100.00 bills. If you looked close enough, you could see the security threads in the bills, and even shadows of the watermarks.
The guy was bragging that there was 10k stuck to his car. He had his arranged in fan-like shapes. A big fan on the hood, a smaller one on the trunk, and one on each of the two doors, with random bills scattered about. Until now, it was the only time I’d seen anything like that. I suppose I was thinking he was the only one stupid enough to think it looked cool.
For what it’s worth, he not only failed to win anything at this car show, he didn’t even get a mention. The jaw-droppingly elegant ’34 Lincoln next to him just made the “money mobile” look even more tacky. Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure he even used a paint color that was about the same as this one.
@ Chad Balcom – thank you for clarifying, I was about 90% sure, but my main interest lies in earlier cars so I’m not so knowledgeable on later models, a car usually needs chrome, fins or fat fenders to turn my head.
September 21st, 2009
As previously stated..fauxpala.
September 21st, 2009
Vanilla Ice wouldn’t make fun of your car, why should you make fun of his?
September 21st, 2009
Those bills look too big to be real. But the whole paint job is a waste of $$$. Could have bought some new rims with the money.
September 21st, 2009
ok so who’s tha genius who said it was a caprice cuz they need beat up!!! CLEARLY tha car has a impala in tha grill not a chevy symbol like caprices do! n tha paint job is slick but sum daytons would look bangin on it!!! go ohio way ta show ya whip game
September 21st, 2009
Yeah, that’s a real Impala. Only the Impalas had a kink in the rear window (just past the rear doors) where the Impala logo would go. The Caprice’s rear window has a straight bottom. (reference: http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/1996/chevrolet/caprice-impala-ss/94123241990319-480.jpg)
Anyhow, the hundred dollar bills represent the amount of money this black hole has taken to keep it running – and looking horrid. I can’t believe someone would do such a thing to such a rare piece of automobile!
September 21st, 2009
Guaranteed to be on welfare……………………………….. because:
“I have no $$”.
It’s time to crack down on this crap. If you have a custom-painted car, fancy wheels(not present in this isolated case) a cell phone and other luxuries and are on welfare you should be lead directly to jail.
September 21st, 2009
I can’t believe y’all are putting down the Impala – One of the last reae-wheel drive cars produced.. Making Chevy officially behind all other carmakers.
September 21st, 2009
Sooo… you can get paint jobs with food stamps?
September 21st, 2009
So uh…. can I borrow some money, playa?
September 21st, 2009
I’ll go you one better…That’s not an Impala…It’s a 92 Chevrolet Caprice with an Impala on the grill….I have one just like it….Only it’s white, and doesn’t have all the stupid shit on it!!!!
September 21st, 2009
I freakin’ agree, man.
Those who need government assistance don’t get it or enough of it. An example would be older folks who get about 30 bucks in food stamps a month, while those who have plenty of amenities like you said gets about 400 or more in food stamps a month. I’ve seen it with my own eyes when I was a grocer cashier. It’s sickening.
September 21st, 2009
Well they could at least have bought some aluminum foil to put on their rims to LOOK like rims. Lol.
September 22nd, 2009
That is so a Caprice with a Bonneville Bumper cover.
September 22nd, 2009
If you think that thing’s bad, there’s a guy driving around (I’ve only seen it twice so far) my area of Columbus that has the exact same bills on his car but it covers the entire thing. Literally. With the exception of the windows and wheels, there’s not an inch of the car that doesn’t have the bills on it.
September 22nd, 2009
Klassy!
September 22nd, 2009
wow the guy took his rims off and put the stocks back on, most likely because of weather
September 22nd, 2009
I think it belongs to that guy on TV who wears the jacket with all the question marks on it.
September 22nd, 2009
To all the haters-If we are “making fun of poor people” then by all means condemn me. But the only reason this person is poor is because they put all their money into their car…literally. Their punishment for douchebaggery is that they get laughed at on this site, not a bad punishment. I would have administered a roundhouse kick to the face if I saw the driver.
September 22nd, 2009
Only in Ohio!!!!
September 22nd, 2009
hahaha I’ve seen this car before, but it’s been awhile.
September 23rd, 2009
That’s not an impala, it’s a faux-pala!
September 23rd, 2009
did you ever think that it might be winter and they had removed the rimsfor the season. i once lived in ohio and had rims on my car. i removed them for the winter. you know, tires with minimum tread plus icy roads equals loss of control and bad accidents. maybe this guy is smarter than you are, thats the real funny part.
September 23rd, 2009
hate to say it (not really)….but this “fine” automobile is more than likely an old police caprice, with the swap meet emblems poorly placed in the wrong spots on the car to make all the walmart shoppers think it is the impala…….when it is really a piece o shit……..either way gotta love it when your local drug dealer makes it so easy to know who they are………i will try to get some pics from around my hood walmart……we have a few “baller rides…..the cookie monster (has him all over the sides)……the kool-aid man………elmo……..the tweety bird (all yellow with tweety on side and yellow pleather……..and about ten more……….fine way to spend that government money
September 23rd, 2009
This car is in TOLEDO! OMG! I see this driving down the road all the time!
September 23rd, 2009
So, aparently there are several cars in Ohio with money on them driving around, but I’ve never seen them. LOL. I’m not surprised though. It’s probably because everyone here is broke as shit, and putting money on their car makes them feel “richer”.
September 24th, 2009
Maybe the driver won it at a casino or some sort of lottery, and they did it up like that? Or it was a promo car at the dealership and “priced to sell” after?
He should glue little Chevys all over his money too.
September 24th, 2009
SOUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MONEY SO WE PUT $$$ ON UR CAR SO U CAN BLING WHILE YOU DRIIVVVEEE
September 24th, 2009
That’s a Caprice, not a real Impala SS. It has Caprice door moldings and chrome trim around the windows. Still a nice slaughter, though.
September 24th, 2009
haha got a gig in Kenyon, Ohio in November. Can’t wait to see a whole army of these babies cruising down the road with us. I’ll feel so special knowing that we’re gonna make serious bank in the good state of Ohio.
September 24th, 2009
hahaha ooooh-hiiii-oooh!! ♥
September 24th, 2009
Yup, those tires are definitely mounted on rims and not just some generic drums missing hubcaps. Are you sure this isn’t really your car?
September 25th, 2009
and you shop at walmart so you really don’t have money.
September 25th, 2009
We roll tight whips, everyday. Bentley, ‘Lex, Mercedes, and Escalades. We roll tight whips, everyday. Hustlin to make our paper, but that’s okay.
September 25th, 2009
It reeks ready cash!
September 26th, 2009
Why the fuck would he have rims when he has alloys?
Dont any of you twats commenting on here know the difference between rims and alloys?
September 26th, 2009
OMG I HAVE seen that car before like a year ago. LOL!
September 26th, 2009
Does putting an emblem and wheels from an Impala really change it from a CAPRICE into an Impala , but he is trying to get his “greenbacks” worth since they stopped making “greenstamps”
September 27th, 2009
A completely original Impala SS commands big bucks here in Dallas. Sold my 96 two years ago for $15,000 with 45,000 on it. Shame on them! Stupid people….
September 27th, 2009
@Bubba I concur. they are on rims
September 27th, 2009
At least it’s eye catching, not the same tired “vanilla” 200 up that all look the same.FYI, those are the original alloy rims, and it is an IMPALA. I think the bills represent all the money that it has sucked up
over time. The only way to miss seeing this is if it’s parked in a tall grass field!
September 28th, 2009
worst thing is its not a real impala!!! LOL its a Caprice LMAO
September 28th, 2009
This is why white people dont respect us now. Shame!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2009
I see rims, they are just dirty ._.
September 30th, 2009
This is not even an Impala. Its a Caprice made to look like an Impala. I don’t know if any one else noticed.
September 30th, 2009
Thank god its just a caprice with impala body kit and wheels.
September 30th, 2009
i saw this car 2 years ago and couldn’t believe my eyes when it went cruising by. i’m so glad i have real proof of it finally!
September 30th, 2009
Maybe the rims are in the shop.
September 30th, 2009
hmmm thats not an impala… that is a caprice.
October 1st, 2009
Awww, it’s Mini Pimp’s first car!
October 1st, 2009
OK, you people are idiots. The the guy who says that’s a ’92 Caprice… impossible! The ’92 Caprice had a flat edge on top of the rear wheel well and a flat edge on the rear window. You should know you own one!
Now to the guy that said only the Impala SS had a kink in the rear window… WRONG! ALL Impala’s had the kink (Impalas were produced ’94-’96) however the Caprice had the kink as well in ’95 and ’96!
So we now know this is either a ’94-96 Impala or ’95-’96 Caprice. The deal breaker…. The Caprice had the mirrors mounted lower on the door panel as shown and the Impala SS had them mounted in the corner of the window (the black part you see there) So, what we have here is either a ’95 or ’96 CAPRICE with Impala SS rims installed.
October 1st, 2009
lot about you
October 3rd, 2009
i really hate the bicycle and vechicle pictures…i want to see PEOPLE!
October 3rd, 2009
cool blog
October 4th, 2009
ktYxUa I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
October 4th, 2009
Um, are we even sure that’s an impala?
October 5th, 2009
Big Pun in d hood
October 13th, 2009
Thats not an Impala. It’s a mutant morphidite Caprice. Impalas have six taillights and a hard top. Big block with a 4bbl.
October 31st, 2009
Those are aftermarket rims, they just look shitty on the Impala.
November 3rd, 2009
Saving up for matching rims!!!
November 6th, 2009
Don’t forget that its grass green!!! Who buys a car that is grass green? Oh! yeah I forgot we were talking about Walmart rejects!!!!
November 9th, 2009
Hey dumbass, before you comment about stupid shit on these pics, realize this car does have rims you fucking moron
November 11th, 2009
Hey dumbazz, before you comment about stupid shit on these pics, realize this car does have rims you fu..king moron
November 11th, 2009
he probably dont have rims ON because its raining outside so its probably cold and you dont keep rims on in the cold.
November 15th, 2009
drug dealer car.. id bet all the money on it.. they b greedy n flashy at the same time!
October 22nd, 2010
That looks like my cavalier behind that car lol
November 5th, 2010
Dolla’ Dolla’ Bills ya’ll!!
November 10th, 2010
Sad thing is. This is from Springfield. And the owner of this trash works at Arby’s. And obviously, no, they aren’t real. Dude sold his rims for this paint job. This car used to be black with ghost flames sittin on 22s. Looked decent then. Looks hideous now.
November 23rd, 2010
as an impala owner I can clearly tell this is a fake. That is a chevy caprice not an impala the owner is nothing but a wanna be
November 26th, 2010
sad to say it’s a capris classic made up to look like an impala….sad
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