This is the last wish of a broken man. Keep your head up brother, we feel for ya!
46 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Nevada, Random, Walmart Fashion
But will Wal-Mart insist he be buried in ill-fitting jeans and a worn out t-shirt with some obscene phase or picture on it?
At least they can borrow a bible from the book section to read at his funeral.
February 16th, 2011
Well at least he wants his wife to visit him!
February 17th, 2011
look at the lady in the background. She looks like she doesn’t have any teeth in her mouth! hahhahhhaha!
I like this one. Kinda corny, but true
I just died a little inside for this poor man.
No fancy comment needed here cause that is just plain funny!
love this…he’s probably right!!
WALMART CAN BURY YOU DIRT CHEAP !!
That’s kind of awesome
Hey, walmart.com does sell coffins!
Walmart does sell coffins on their web site…..maybe we shouldn’t let his wife know that.
Put him in a glass case and you have a lifetime Greeter.
His wife had this shirt made for him as a present.
He will be in the garden center
Where can I buy this shirt?
The woman to the left of him looks like one of those ‘shrunken head’ bobbles you hang from your rear view mirror
What really creeps me out is that woman (?) in the background. YUCK
Next up for the Wal-mart Corporation – the cemetery department.
Dad? When did you go to Nevada?
Note: I say this because my dad retired from Wal-Mart after 31 years and my mom will always find a reason to go there to waste 1-2 hours and a lot of money.
Burial on aisle 21. Burial on aisle 21.
I would rather be buried at Wallyworld than Hardees, where my grandmother frequents for senior coffee.
His wife must be a soccer mom because all they’re good for is shopping at Wal-Mart.
I wonder if he bought that shirt on a Rollback?
Time to get a burial plot at the Wal-Mart cemetary
He says “I am tired of this. I want to go home and watch TV and have a TV dinner.”
Looks like idiot T-shirt designer forgot the space between every and day.
The lady in the background was in “The Grudge.”
I wish it was real… Alas, a clumsy photoshop job. Pity.
That poor b@st@rd.
Two Walcreatures for one! Awesome!
Popanator should be banned!! He is stupid and gross.
Can anything be done about deleting popantor???? His/her posts are so consistantly crude & awful I don’t even want to come here anymore. This site started out as a tribute to low-class prople. He/she is lower class than anyone here.
I have such a hard time even thinking this may be a she. Most women wouldn’t think like this.
i don’t know what is more concerning.. the guys shirt or the lady in the background just to the left who appears to have a huge mustache?
Son of Sam's Club
Thank you all for joining us at today’s Roll Down Funeral of Jasper Roscoe here in aisle 14.
And now guest speaker Mark McGrath will present us with a eulogy. Please bow heads.
Has anyone noticed the chick in front of him with the stache? The shirt was funny but the dark stache pulls this picture off!
mouth of the south
Dont laugh.. I’m ordering this shirt for my husband!!!
February 18th, 2011
He’ll get buried in Hardware and Do-it-yourself. She’ll visit housewares and apparel.
Hilarious! Where can I get one of those T-shirts?!
I’m not sure weather this is so terrorize sad or somewhat funny… I’m leaning towards sad, but he has some guts to wear that!!!
This man is a hero. Even after his hard life he still has a sense of humor.
February 19th, 2011
HAHA LOVE IT
February 22nd, 2011
Love the shirt, even love the walmartian in the background.
February 23rd, 2011
WORDS GOING OUT FOR SNOOP DOGG!
March 6th, 2011
Anybody else wince when they read the word “everyday”? It’s every day. Everyday means normal. Every day means each day, which is what he is really trying to say. GRRRRRR.
Maybe I’m just a pedant.
April 16th, 2011