Bury Me A G



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This is the last wish of a broken man. Keep your head up brother, we feel for ya!

Nevada

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Bury Me A G, 7.4 out of 10 based on 18 ratings

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  1. Mark

    But will Wal-Mart insist he be buried in ill-fitting jeans and a worn out t-shirt with some obscene phase or picture on it?
    At least they can borrow a bible from the book section to read at his funeral.

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    February 16th, 2011

  2. Well at least he wants his wife to visit him!

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    February 17th, 2011

  3. Katie W

    look at the lady in the background. She looks like she doesn’t have any teeth in her mouth! hahhahhhaha!

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    February 17th, 2011

  4. NoNo9810

    I like this one. Kinda corny, but true

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    February 17th, 2011

  5. Anthony

    I just died a little inside for this poor man.

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    February 17th, 2011

  6. Jesscause

    No fancy comment needed here cause that is just plain funny!

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    February 17th, 2011

  7. me

    love this…he’s probably right!!

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    February 17th, 2011

  8. W.B.

    WALMART CAN BURY YOU DIRT CHEAP !!

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    February 17th, 2011

  9. MB

    That’s kind of awesome :-)

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    February 17th, 2011

  10. C.B.

    Hey, walmart.com does sell coffins!

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    February 17th, 2011

  11. Goofy59

    Walmart does sell coffins on their web site…..maybe we shouldn’t let his wife know that.

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    February 17th, 2011

  12. Buzz Kill

    Put him in a glass case and you have a lifetime Greeter.

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    February 17th, 2011

  13. Jen

    His wife had this shirt made for him as a present.

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    February 17th, 2011

  14. KamaSutra

    He will be in the garden center

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  15. Janie

    Where can I buy this shirt?

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    February 17th, 2011

  16. oldmansnotfunny

    The woman to the left of him looks like one of those ‘shrunken head’ bobbles you hang from your rear view mirror

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    February 17th, 2011

  17. Falconv6

    What really creeps me out is that woman (?) in the background. YUCK

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  18. Jen

    Next up for the Wal-mart Corporation – the cemetery department.

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    February 17th, 2011

  19. wallbie

    Dad? When did you go to Nevada?

    Note: I say this because my dad retired from Wal-Mart after 31 years and my mom will always find a reason to go there to waste 1-2 hours and a lot of money.

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  20. Butch

    Burial on aisle 21. Burial on aisle 21.

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  21. sam

    I would rather be buried at Wallyworld than Hardees, where my grandmother frequents for senior coffee.

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    February 17th, 2011

  22. His wife must be a soccer mom because all they’re good for is shopping at Wal-Mart.

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    February 17th, 2011

  23. LittleMissPink

    I wonder if he bought that shirt on a Rollback?

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    February 17th, 2011

  24. Roger

    Time to get a burial plot at the Wal-Mart cemetary

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    February 17th, 2011

  25. popanator

    He says “I am tired of this. I want to go home and watch TV and have a TV dinner.”

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    February 17th, 2011

  26. Lalas

    Looks like idiot T-shirt designer forgot the space between every and day.

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  27. Jen

    The lady in the background was in “The Grudge.”

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    February 17th, 2011

  28. qwerty

    James Brown!

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    February 17th, 2011

  29. Caligula

    I wish it was real… Alas, a clumsy photoshop job. Pity.

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  30. hollywood

    That poor b@st@rd.

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  31. Assoshit_in_Florida

    Two Walcreatures for one! Awesome! :)

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  32. Popanator should be banned!! He is stupid and gross.

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  33. Falconv6

    Can anything be done about deleting popantor???? His/her posts are so consistantly crude & awful I don’t even want to come here anymore. This site started out as a tribute to low-class prople. He/she is lower class than anyone here.

    I have such a hard time even thinking this may be a she. Most women wouldn’t think like this.

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  34. AR

    i don’t know what is more concerning.. the guys shirt or the lady in the background just to the left who appears to have a huge mustache?

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  35. Son of Sam's Club

    Thank you all for joining us at today’s Roll Down Funeral of Jasper Roscoe here in aisle 14.

    And now guest speaker Mark McGrath will present us with a eulogy. Please bow heads.

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  36. ChasiLy85

    Has anyone noticed the chick in front of him with the stache? The shirt was funny but the dark stache pulls this picture off!

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  37. mouth of the south

    Dont laugh.. I’m ordering this shirt for my husband!!!

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    February 18th, 2011

  38. Rich G

    He’ll get buried in Hardware and Do-it-yourself. She’ll visit housewares and apparel.

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    February 18th, 2011

  39. lordofthegadflies

    Hilarious! Where can I get one of those T-shirts?!

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    February 18th, 2011

  40. Tricia

    Awwwwww

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    February 18th, 2011

  41. Kt

    I’m not sure weather this is so terrorize sad or somewhat funny… I’m leaning towards sad, but he has some guts to wear that!!!

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    February 18th, 2011

  42. Chubbs McGee

    This man is a hero. Even after his hard life he still has a sense of humor.

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    February 19th, 2011

  43. charra

    HAHA LOVE IT

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    February 22nd, 2011

  44. nolo

    Love the shirt, even love the walmartian in the background.

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    February 23rd, 2011

  45. WORDS GOING OUT FOR SNOOP DOGG!

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    March 6th, 2011

  46. Bob

    Anybody else wince when they read the word “everyday”? It’s every day. Everyday means normal. Every day means each day, which is what he is really trying to say. GRRRRRR.
    Maybe I’m just a pedant.

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