September 20th, 2009
King Of Nothing
Tags: elvis, elvis impersonator
You wanna know how you can spot a bad Elvis impersonator? They will look nothing like Elvis.
Nevada
You wanna know how you can spot a bad Elvis impersonator? They will look nothing like Elvis.
Nevada
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I loved him in Raising Arizona.
September 20th, 2009
umm…and let’s not even talk about the 40 year old woman wearing the Eeyore t-shirt…and do they need to make an Eeyore shirt in 4 XL?
September 20th, 2009
just a chunka – chunka burnin’ love
September 20th, 2009
WTH is that? A set of Elvis triplets all in orange? Or the local chain gang?
September 20th, 2009
I beg to differ. This guy has Only-Days-to-Live Elvis nailed.
September 20th, 2009
We have an Elvis impersonator in Las Cruces NM. I always see him at WallyWorld…never anywhere else in town. Strange.
September 20th, 2009
“THE FLYING ELVI”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWSOME
September 20th, 2009
If they touch each other, their time-shifted selves will cause a cataclysmic implosion and doom the human race.
Fucking CERN and the particle accelerator, people from the past keep entering the future and we get strange shit like this.
September 20th, 2009
Hahhaha.
September 20th, 2009
Elvi in Walmart. So appropriate.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
September 20th, 2009
Wolverine has seen better days.
September 21st, 2009
look nothing like him.
September 21st, 2009
This being Nevada, he may well have a lounge act somewhere.
September 21st, 2009
Yum
September 21st, 2009
What Would Elvis Think?
September 21st, 2009
Elivs prison break!
September 21st, 2009
It’s true!! Elvis is NOT dead! He moved to Nevada and cloned himself…a couple of times!!
4 out of 5 stars for just being themselves.
September 21st, 2009
LMFAO, he looks just like John Goodman in “The Big Lebowski”!
September 21st, 2009
Send in the clones.
September 21st, 2009
That is two pictures of te same Elvis just place next to each other…not two Elvis’ together in line…although that could be a second Elvis in the first picture?! Same colored shirt…
September 21st, 2009
Thank God there’s only one of him just two different angles side by side! AT first I thought it was John Goodman and his mini me rockin’ an Elvis impersonation, then I saw the little girl in blue with no back in the background! Phew!
September 21st, 2009
This isn’t an Elvis impersonator.
It’s an abstinence enthusiast.
September 21st, 2009
Something tells me they’re buying peanut butter……white bread….butter…
……and bananas……….
September 21st, 2009
Elvis in Walmart… must mean Bubba Ho-tep’s back.
(if you don’t get it, just google ‘bubba ho-tep’ please)
September 21st, 2009
Glen Danzig after a three day heroin bender? LMAO Eric Foster!!!
September 21st, 2009
‘look nothing like Elvis’ – but, a lot like John Goodman!
September 21st, 2009
He kinda looks like Peter Griffin dressed as Elvis…
September 21st, 2009
These are AMAZING Elvis impersonators! You just don’t get it! They are impersonating what Elvis looks like, right now, to amazing effect!
September 21st, 2009
Yeah, dead.
I sometimes wonder what people are thinking when they give themselves such an unattractive signature look.
Looking through a lot of these pictures it seems, that most of these people went dumpster diving behind the local Salvation Army store to find an outfit before they upgraded to going to Walmart to shoplift.
September 21st, 2009
They’re actually Fred Flintstone impersonators.
September 21st, 2009
That reminds me.
I forgot to take my “Dr-prescribed” meds today……………………………
September 21st, 2009
I think they’re impersonating Meatloaf’s character from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
September 21st, 2009
That’s definitely Walter Sobchak. I can’t believe you people don’t recognize him. Just ask The Dude…
September 21st, 2009
Don’t twins stop wearing matching outfits sometime before they’re teens?
September 21st, 2009
Uncle Gerald!
September 22nd, 2009
I think this is the limo driver from my wedding.
September 22nd, 2009
He released himself on his own recognizance.
September 22nd, 2009
Something tells me they have no ties to the Flying Elvi.
September 22nd, 2009
He is suffering from Magic Mirror Syndrome-an affliction in which a person sees a completely different person (in the mirror) than the rest of us see.
September 22nd, 2009
Captain. There’s seems to be a shift in the time-space continuum.
September 22nd, 2009
Two hound dogs…and I’m crying all the time.
September 22nd, 2009
Here is another delight from a las vegas walmart. lmao
September 22nd, 2009
Better red than dead, y’all.
September 22nd, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!
September 22nd, 2009
Elvis from prison!
September 23rd, 2009
“I’m jus’ lookin’ fer mah brother Nervil. We jus’ busted outta prison to find our ol’ buddy Hy!”
September 23rd, 2009
You guys have it wrong – That’s Eddie from Rock Horror Picture Show.
September 24th, 2009
AHAHA! OH GOD! That’s actually my friend’s dad. And no, he’s not an Elvis impersonator. He’s just awesome.
September 24th, 2009
two words: johnny bravo
September 24th, 2009
He’s not dead, he’s just trying to save some green mama. (insert karate gesture here)
September 25th, 2009
Elvis prison?
September 26th, 2009
I was also going to say they look more like Walter Sobchak impersonators, but someone already posted that. Two people thinking the same thing must mean something.
September 26th, 2009
I can’t even justify making fun of these two in my own mind…they just make me feel sad. I want to give them both a hug and tell them everything will be o.k.
September 27th, 2009
Every small town in America needs to have a guy who looks like Elvis, and a guy who looks like Santa. I think its the law!
September 27th, 2009
This dude has a lounge act and goes by the name Fat Elvis. His act is at Bill’s Gambling Hall and Casino. He’s very popular here in Vegas.
September 28th, 2009
I don’t see elvis but I do see meatloaf from rocky horror
September 28th, 2009
Talk about putting the Honky in Honky Tonk…
September 28th, 2009
Hey, ‘The King’ has got to get his burgers somewhere and Wallmart do a great deal on them! :p
October 2nd, 2009
I CANT BELIEVE IT…THIS IS MY MOMS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR. HE HAS THREE CARS EACH ON SAYS “ELVIS 1 ,ELVIS 2 ,ELVIS 3
October 7th, 2009
I’d always wondered what became of the Honky-Tonk Man…
October 15th, 2009
Um. That’s my next-door neighbor. I swear. And judging from what I hear coming from his living room in the evenings, I’m fairly sure he does NOT have a lounge act.
October 15th, 2009
The Honky Tonk Man got really fat …
October 16th, 2009
Come on it is clear, one is Elvis the other is Presley!!!
November 6th, 2009
It probably works for him. Either way.
November 6th, 2009
OMG ITS ELVIS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2009
Oh my GOD! The aliens have landed and they think that Elvis is our leader! If confronted just hum Blue Suede Shoes and back away!
November 28th, 2009
I want to say – thank you for this!
November 30th, 2009
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
November 30th, 2009
It doesn’t look like Elvis because it’s Wayne Newton.
December 2nd, 2009
omg that is my friends parents. wow i never thought omg its kinda funny though sad to say. oh well
November 12th, 2010
HONKEY TONK MAN??? (WWE LEGEND)
February 23rd, 2011
Whew! For a moment there I thought there were two identical Elvises.
One’s too many!
May 6th, 2011
i know this dude!!!! he is this one girls i know’s dad!!! lol
January 23rd, 2012
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