September 21st, 2009
Blue Dragon
Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked.
Florida
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redneck skanky Smurfette
September 21st, 2009
There are places in Florida where people wear painted-on clothing on occasion. I’m hoping this isn’t one of those places, or one of those occasions.
September 21st, 2009
OOH its a blueberry!
September 21st, 2009
ooooh, white trash in its native habitat!
September 21st, 2009
If we gave her a can of blue paint i wonder what she would do with it ?i take it she likes blue.and short see-through shorts that show her big ol’ dragon tattoo.
September 21st, 2009
Wait one minute. I think I see some green in that tattoo.
September 21st, 2009
…momma, I thought you were headed to the liquor store..
September 21st, 2009
But it all matches her tattoos so good!!!!
I give it 4 out of 5 stars including an extra point for wristbands on the ankles.
September 21st, 2009
She is actually in the blUUters uniform, is like a Florida / Alabama version of HOOters but you know…with time the O’s become U’s, perhaps loong UU’s.
September 21st, 2009
The outfit is bad enough, but those tattoos are going several steps too far. Imagine what they will look like when she is old and wrinkled. LOL
September 21st, 2009
I think the better question is: is she even wearing underwear???
September 21st, 2009
Good Lord.
Doesn’t she know those flip-flops ruin the ensemble?
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 21st, 2009
did anyone notice the sleeveless denim tuxedo in the back ground?
September 21st, 2009
You’re missing the point.
It’s all about color-coordinating the outfit with the tattoos.
This girl’s a winner!
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 21st, 2009
You’re missing the point.
It’s all about color-coordinating the outfit with the tattoos.
This girl’s a winner!
-The Big Cheese
www . RumorRat . com
September 21st, 2009
You’re missing the point.
It’s all about color-coordinating the outfit with the tattoos.
This girl’s a winner!
-The Big Cheese
www . RumorRat . com
September 21st, 2009
I have seen this chick before where in florida is this?
September 21st, 2009
I bet she’s a Gator fan. Lots of blue and some orange (elderly lady) in that picture. I’ve seen worse at the Swamp! When they played Tennessee (orange) this weekend they told everyone to wear blue so no one would be confused
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September 21st, 2009
She has been telling herself that no one will notice the see through shorts or the bad hat.. They will only see my cool tattoos..LOL.. This reminds me of something you would see here in Louisiana…
September 21st, 2009
Aww, little Violet Beauregarde is all grown up.
September 21st, 2009
I think that this is far too much blue for anyone to be able to handle…
September 21st, 2009
Rick O’s “Bluuters”
Hahahaha
September 21st, 2009
I’m noticing the guy on the right with the sweet mullet! He’s also got the redneck Lunati Cams T-shirt and lets not forget the ‘Look at me, I’m important’ little black pouch for pepper gas, pocket knife or multi-tool on his waist.
September 21st, 2009
Those shorts aren’t shorts, they’re underwear! Just because that cut of panties are called “boy shorts” doesn’t mean they’re ACTUAL shorts!
September 21st, 2009
I like how the lady in pink is standing VERY far away from her lol
September 21st, 2009
Jesus, who HASN’T bounced a dozen chicks like this off their wiener in the parking lot at an Aerosmith concert?
September 21st, 2009
I couldn’t tell if it was Bret Michael or his next skank for “Rock of Love”, Season 9!!
September 21st, 2009
Somewhere in Florida, a Tuesday afternooon ‘B’ team stripper takes a long lunch to cash in the rusted nickels stuffed inside her cavernous box.
Sears needs paper money if she’s ever going to get the leopard skin tights off of layaway.
September 21st, 2009
Gotta love the ankle weights with thong sandals! At least everything that needs covered actually is this time
You forgot to mention the engine parts t-shirt guy. It looks like he has a rocking mullet going on too.
September 21st, 2009
is that my ex wifes mother!
September 21st, 2009
OMG I swear to god that’s my mom in the pink shirt!!
September 21st, 2009
Big Trouble in Little Florida?
September 21st, 2009
Here in Kentucky we would call her a True Blue UK Fan.. Come and walk around Lexington , and you’ will see stuff like this on women of all ages and social classes.
September 21st, 2009
Thats the inventor fo the “Gazelle” Tony Little’s wife
September 21st, 2009
Smurf Ho!
September 21st, 2009
Mullet head: “I want an Oompa Loompa now!”
Violet Beauregarde: “Can it, you nit!”
September 21st, 2009
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! :
No blue suede shoes!
September 21st, 2009
Attention Walmart shoppers:
“All blue clo….. …………………..huh what’s that?…………………..Uh like I said all blue cleaning supplies are 20% off.
September 21st, 2009
You know what bothers me.
Is the people that think it’s wrong to use the “n” word but throw the “r” word around in the same vain with no ill feeling or even a THOUGHT about it.
Disgusting .
September 21st, 2009
I believe she’s covering up the “ankle monitor” on her right leg, issued by the Florida Department of Corrections. the other sweat band is there for symmetry.
September 21st, 2009
I’m pretty sure the awesome ankle bands are her *clever* way of disguising either a house arrest or DUI ankle bracelet.
Or both.
September 21st, 2009
She had on a blue swimsuit under the attire and those are ankle weights. The best part was when she lifted her leg to pick her wedgie in front of everyone.
September 21st, 2009
Those ankle cumberbunds actually collect the cum running down the insides of her thighs so it doesn’t stain her shoes…
September 21st, 2009
I’m willing to bet that one of the sweat bands is hiding one of those ankle bracelet home (and Wal-Mart) detention thingies, and the other one is to well, just balance the whole ensemble.
September 21st, 2009
Oh man do we loooove the sweatbands on the ankles!!!
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September 21st, 2009
I wondered where my ex wife ended up…. cant say that I am suprised to see her at the help desk at walmart…. she needs help!!!!!lmao
September 21st, 2009
COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 21st, 2009
This just shows that even dancers have to shop somewhere…
September 21st, 2009
ok that guy she’s talking to with the mullet makes this even better…definitely should have included a full shot of him in this pic too
September 21st, 2009
I agree, the wristbands have to be covering her house arrest moniter bracelet.
The picture is a little blurry, is she old, used up with no teeth or young, used up with no teeth?
September 21st, 2009
Walmart’s customer service desk won’t fix your relationship with Moe Mullet over there. You’re just gonna have to stay blue. Da ba di, da ba please die.
September 21st, 2009
I swear these Florida pics are all from Tallahassee. The people all look Hwy 20. I need to go there with my camera soon, but I haven’t had a tetanus shot in a while, and I’m not sure I won’t contract Hep B as soon as I walk in the door.
September 21st, 2009
I see London
I see France
That chick doesn’t
Have on underpants!
Ok that totally sounded cute in my head.
September 21st, 2009
I think the things on her ankles are beer can koozies.
September 21st, 2009
★★★
WTF!!! Sweatbands on ankles?? thats a first!
★★★
September 21st, 2009
Yeccchh, what a skank.
September 21st, 2009
WOW! That’s extremely appealing.
And are those … sequins on her hat?
I’m about to cream myself.
September 21st, 2009
I am wondering if she is hiding a home incarseration bracelet under those sweatbands!!
September 21st, 2009
You didn’t have to tell us it was taken in FL, we knew that after about one microsecond.
September 22nd, 2009
I’d hit that
September 22nd, 2009
Best yet! Too funny!
September 22nd, 2009
She’s getting hit on by a man with a mullet, in the layaway isle.
This is absolutely a 5!
September 21st, 2009
I bet the lady in pink is reading her bible.
September 22nd, 2009
I work at walmart and I see ppl like this all the time. Plus they come in like everyday because they have nothing better to do with their lives. Walmart loves taking all the welfare money.
September 22nd, 2009
Meth sure has a lot to answer for.
September 22nd, 2009
Yeah, I like my women walmart shoppers on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an’ er too much BLUE,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
I like my walmart shoppers on the trashy side.
September 22nd, 2009
and did anyone else notice that she was talking to a man with what looks like a mullet? Priceless!
September 22nd, 2009
No one pointed out the huge pit stains – probably why the lady in pink is standing back!
September 22nd, 2009
I think thier beer canc holders.
September 22nd, 2009
im blue da ba di da ba da
in mai nekst vizit tu amerika, i wont zis gerl be in mai muvi ))))
September 22nd, 2009
lifestyle!!!!!!! not mine:)
September 22nd, 2009
She is Redneck She-Ra, & she will vanquish Evil MulletMan with her Hooters of Steel!
September 23rd, 2009
The ankle/wristbands are to keep her foot sweat from running down her leg when she’s sliding down the stripper pole.
September 23rd, 2009
If i were her, I would fire my stylist. Not cool.
September 24th, 2009
Her parents are obviously,dude from blue man group and britney Spears in her fucked up stage.
September 24th, 2009
Awww I know this woman. Her name is Roxanne and lives in Chipley!
September 24th, 2009
I think those ankle warmers must be covering up her ankle monitoring device that the courts insists she wears.
September 25th, 2009
I wonder if she travels with the Lemon and the Lime or if they are in rival gangs? Maybe they were shooting a Fruit-o-the-loom commercial?
September 25th, 2009
Oh my! That is just…WRONG…on so many levels! That’s is white trash in the purest form. WOW!
September 25th, 2009
To fully appreciate this photo one must also notice that NOT ONLY did the photographer catch a truly mythical wal-creature, he/she somehow managed to capture her image alongside 1 mullet and 1 tucked in tank top. BRAVO Wal-hunter. BRAVO.
September 26th, 2009
so that’s where all of her pimps money is going to
September 26th, 2009
I think the blue of Walmart rubbed off a tad too much.
September 26th, 2009
Oh, my! It’s a Koozie Floozie! How the heck is she gonna keep her beer cold now?!?!?
September 26th, 2009
Maybe that’s her unique way to discreetly cover up her parole monitoring device!
September 26th, 2009
ME thinks it is a “Blue Man Group” Fan
September 27th, 2009
As the years passed by, Pamela Anderson knew if she wanted to continue being a sex symbol, she would have to step it up a notch with some extra tatoos and a cowboy hat…
September 27th, 2009
Where are “What Not to Wear” show people when you need them?
Stacy quick It’s a fashion disaster emergency!
September 29th, 2009
@cmurder obviously she could never afford cocaine. thats a crack whore if i ever saw one.
September 29th, 2009
so hawt!
September 29th, 2009
See, this is what happens when fans go dumpster diving in Bret Michaels trash ….
September 30th, 2009
I’m really glad that this is a side shot, because I am pretty sure those shorts are mesh.
September 30th, 2009
is that the girl who turned into a blueberry on Willy Wonka? guess she could never let go of her character.
September 30th, 2009
Cl1Jy9 I want to say – thank you for this!
October 1st, 2009
Extra point for NASCAR mullet guy on the right. . .
October 2nd, 2009
She is missing the shiny blue snake skin cowboy boots!!
October 2nd, 2009
needed here
October 3rd, 2009
all good things
October 3rd, 2009
best new blog
October 4th, 2009
8Fav9h I want to say – thank you for this!
October 4th, 2009
Great. Now i can say thank you!,
October 5th, 2009
WWF’s ULTIMATE WARRIOR minus the face paint!
October 5th, 2009
I totally know her. She used to come in all the time at walmart in chipley. Crazy as a bedbug!
October 6th, 2009
Maybe the ankle sweatbands are covering up her house arrest ankle monitor. How can she pick up her next trick if they think she is already on house arrest?
October 7th, 2009
I thought Dog the Bounty Hunter lived in Hawaii?
October 8th, 2009
She wears the sweatbands on her ankles for optimal footjobs for a silver half dollar.
October 11th, 2009
i didnt know bret micheals was a cross-dresser
October 12th, 2009
This is a retired Coyote Ugly
October 13th, 2009
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.
October 15th, 2009
I so want to hit that shit!
October 16th, 2009
It is the coolest site, keep so!
October 16th, 2009
OMG, Is that Meghan McCain shopping at Wal-Mart?
October 16th, 2009
Since when did they give shopping privileges at Wal-Mart to inmates?
October 20th, 2009
Those have to be Wal-Mart beer huggies on her ankles.
October 25th, 2009
This is my all time favorite pic of all time. This is what i use to defend this site. This skank made a choice to wear this shit, this is not a disability to pity this is just stupid.
November 6th, 2009
80′s video vixens…. where are they now, wal-mart with sweat bands around their ankles
November 6th, 2009
Isn’t that Pamela Anderson?
November 9th, 2009
Maybe those are NOT ankle weights, but covering up the “house-arrest” jewelry! LOL
November 16th, 2009
yee haw!
October 22nd, 2010
Yup- it really only works with those dragon tattoos tying the look together.
August 5th, 2012
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