September 22nd, 2009
Silver Lining
Tags: hairstyle, mullet
Don’t just look at it, embrace it. It’s so beautiful, I just want to touch it so I can become a better person.
Arkansas
Don’t just look at it, embrace it. It’s so beautiful, I just want to touch it so I can become a better person.
Arkansas
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He might not be your type, but the guy is fully dressed, not wearing a disgusting shirt, not making a funny face, and clearly in good shape. Did you see his guns?
September 21st, 2009
umm, because he has a sweet mulet? thats why he is here! if you still rock the mulet then you deserve to be mocked abit. duh.
September 21st, 2009
Even the guy to the far right in the green t-shirt is bowing respectfully before the Great SIlver Mullett!
September 21st, 2009
Is that Rogue’s father???
September 21st, 2009
This guy drives the S10/Vette……
September 21st, 2009
Remember the Michaelangelo masterpiece “Creation of Adam”? (God reaching out to touch Adam). This is kind of like that….the Walmart cashier (God) reaching out and giving Mullet to Mullett Man (Adam)…..
September 21st, 2009
My god – it’s glorious!
September 21st, 2009
That has got to be the sweetest mullet I have ever seen! And I live in MS…..
September 21st, 2009
I could definitely see this guy as an 80′s super hero, รก la Captain Planet.
September 22nd, 2009
Is this what Mr. Fantastic looked like in the 80′s?
September 22nd, 2009
Does he think he’s Aaron Tippin…with a really bad mullet?
September 22nd, 2009
I think that is THE most beautiful mullet I have ever seen!!
September 22nd, 2009
Attention family and friends of “Mullet Guy” and American Idol contestants who suck. Please do not stop encouraging this. Free entertainment!
September 22nd, 2009
Holy Mullet!!! That is some fine looking hair! I wonder how he gets it cut there can’t be that many barbers educated in the way of the mullet.
September 22nd, 2009
That is the Chuck Norris of mullets!
September 22nd, 2009
Rachel, I think the shirt is on the right way. I used to have one that had a big logo on the back and a small on on the front , top left.
September 22nd, 2009
?? I’m not seeing the problem here. This isn’t a pic that belongs here.
September 22nd, 2009
One word : Arkansas
September 22nd, 2009
I’ve always wondered where Killer-Bob bought his groceries.
Thanks for clearing that out…
September 22nd, 2009
THIS PIC TOTALLY BELONGS HERE. CHECK OUT THAT MANE!… NOT 2 MENTION THE LADY’S SWEET HAIR HELMET
September 22nd, 2009
That has to be the king of mullet land. Or maybe Paulie Walnuts in another life.
September 22nd, 2009
He’s a redneck version of “Paulie” from the Sopranos.
September 22nd, 2009
Arkansas: ranks 50th in education and #1 in sweet racing-stripe Lynard Skynard mullets!
September 22nd, 2009
What’s up with the arm handing Siliver Mullet the bag? Robot?
September 22nd, 2009
He is CHOSEN ONE! of the Mullet GODS!
September 22nd, 2009
Well the hair explains why his right arm is so muscled.
September 22nd, 2009
Background music:
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…”
September 22nd, 2009
Gotta love those mullets, where in arkansas was this horrible hairstye Found ?? Dont tell me its the Main Walmart office/store in Bentonville ?
September 22nd, 2009
Politically Incorrect here(can’t post from the name for some odd reason)
Attention Walmart shoppers:
Today’s special: Folks this is another one of our fantastic multi-department specials for today only. Buy one pair of garden sheers receive a lifetime supply of Just For Men absolutely free!
September 22nd, 2009
Dude has probably had the same haircut for forty years and it has served him well- what with getting the ladies, looking tough, the whole nine yards. So why change now ? And he’ll still be wearing it when he gets to the nursing home in a couple of years where the women will be falling over each other to “get out of their depends” for him . He’s got it going on, baby.
September 22nd, 2009
This is a mullet of epic proportions. I think this is what that Time Cube guy was getting at right here. It’s all led up to this…
September 22nd, 2009
The back of his neck hasen’t seen daylight sine 84′.
September 22nd, 2009
I want to take it to Petsmart and buy it some treats.
September 22nd, 2009
here we see the silverside redneck in full mullet display in his natural habitiat. A rare treat indeed was seeing his mate displaying a typical female redneck’s ”helmet-hair” perm.
September 22nd, 2009
This is what is known as the “Penultimate Mullet”. Baby, it’s the tops. It’s what other mullets want to grow up to be.
September 22nd, 2009
Take a good look in the mirrow before you think you can judge others. These people never hurt you, so why put pictures and hurt them!
September 22nd, 2009
I’d do him
September 22nd, 2009
Is it just me or is that Hard Rock t-shirt on backwards?
September 22nd, 2009
Now what episode of Star Trek The Next Generation was this guy on ?
September 22nd, 2009
incredible:
so extraordinary as to seem impossible.
in-cred-i-ble
September 22nd, 2009
This is what we should call an Ultimullet!
September 22nd, 2009
There are only 3 places in the world to catch a mullet like that in it’s natural habitat: 1. Hard Rock Cafe, hence the shirt, rockin’ hard of course…2. Wal-Mart: to buy mousse to keep the mullet lookin’ sweet and 3. Cops on Fox Saturday night.
September 22nd, 2009
OK, the tittle is so cleaver, it’s makes the photo funnier.
September 22nd, 2009
Stop making bad judgements, people! You are succumbing to the bias of the big mainstream media, who sent reporter Connie Chung (right) to this Arkansas Walmart to interview the local conservative “rubes” for a disgusting TV “speacial” and make us all look bad. The man in this picture has great MULLETUDE!
September 22nd, 2009
Now i know what my son can be for Halloween. Mullet man
September 22nd, 2009
How the fuck is it gray on the sides and black on top? Looks like he ran over a badger with his tractor and stuck it on his dome. Way to go asshole!!!!
September 22nd, 2009
If this was my father I would commit seppuku by swallowing a frisbee.
September 22nd, 2009
That arm handing over the bag is just plain freaky.
September 22nd, 2009
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….for those of you who want to know how to commit seppuku with a frisbee, click the link. Not my site, but funny.
September 22nd, 2009
I have seen the best mullet ever and I can now die happy. My gosh … what a mullet!!!
September 22nd, 2009
Behold! The Silver Mullet!!!!
September 22nd, 2009
He’s like a magical unicorn.
September 22nd, 2009
If you got the confidence to rock a mullet these days?….. I’M NOT WORTHY!!!
September 22nd, 2009
I am awestruck and almost in tears at the beauty of this glorious mullet. And it even has WINGS a la Paulie from Sopranos. Just….perfect. If I saw this guy at my WalMart, I would give him a high-five, if only to hope that some of his awesomeness would rub off on me!
September 22nd, 2009
Mullets should have a categorie of their own!
September 23rd, 2009
He saw a ghost and his hair went white but his mullet hair piece didn’t change color. He didn’t get a new hair piece because now he has regular and white hair and thinks it will help him hit on older AND younger redneck women.
September 23rd, 2009
Is it just me or is it crimped? It looks like an extra special kind of frizz going on in the back.
September 23rd, 2009
I don’t know why people are making fun of him. He is totally hot! Look at his beautiful hair with the gorgeous white streaks. He is tall and muscled and I bet when he was young he was really hot but he has still got it!
September 23rd, 2009
Walmullets are the official hairstyle of Walmart.
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September 23rd, 2009
No – no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.
September 23rd, 2009
steven tyler called…he wants his hair back
September 23rd, 2009
What a shame the hair colors aren’t reversed, with the white hair in the middle and the dark hair on the side. Tehn he’d look just like Pepe LePew from the old Looney Tunes films.
September 23rd, 2009
his mullet and biceps will kick your ass!
September 23rd, 2009
This guy is ready to go home, make love to his sweet sweet Filipino wife, then slip out to the local cantina for some impromptu Kansas – Carry on Wayward Son karaoke.
September 23rd, 2009
Dog the Bounty Hunters brother?
September 23rd, 2009
What scares the hell out of me are all the people commenting, “Huh? What is this guy doing here? Nothing weird about him. Not at all.”
September 23rd, 2009
He has kind of a Jeff Chandler (handsome leading man movie star from the 50′s) look going on. He looks strong and tough so I would not be making fun of him.
September 23rd, 2009
He is majestic like an arctic wolf.
September 23rd, 2009
YES! Finally! Arkansas has made it to this site! I’ve been waiting for this moment. Best mullet EVA!
September 23rd, 2009
When did he decide the mullet itself wasnt enough of a statement so that he had to go all Pepe LePew on the damn thing?!
September 23rd, 2009
I couldn’t believe no Arkansas yet either, since it is the Mother country of Wal-Mart!
September 23rd, 2009
Dad?
September 23rd, 2009
Proof positive that the illusive Silver Mullet is not extinct!!
Seriously, this guy is not going to let a little grey hair crimp his style!
4 out of 5 stars.
September 23rd, 2009
That doesn’t look like a walmart.
September 23rd, 2009
My wife and I use the Flow-Bee!
September 23rd, 2009
Where is the body to the arm giving him the groceries?
September 23rd, 2009
Joe Dirt Joe Dirt Joe Dirt !!!!
September 23rd, 2009
First – This is simply the best site EVER –
Second – OK, has anyone claimed copyright to calling the fine folks portrayed on this site as “Wal-Martians” – if not, I’d like to lay claim.
September 23rd, 2009
business in the front – party in the rear. yea buddy. you have longer hair than my g/f, which is pretty cool, i guess. hey, whatever gets you chicks right?
September 24th, 2009
Like my uncle John used to say it is the perfect hair…Business in the front party in the back…
September 24th, 2009
he looks like his name should be peepee
September 24th, 2009
he looks like his name should be peepee or something. don’t ya think?
September 24th, 2009
His 3 wolves moon shirt must have been at the cleaners that day.
September 24th, 2009
He will be reprising the role of Khan, that used to be played by Ricardo Montalban, for the new Star Trek movies. And his Yugo seats are covered in rich Corinthian leather.
September 24th, 2009
mullet classification: “wavy gravy”
fyi
September 25th, 2009
ROCK da MULLET!!!
September 25th, 2009
soooweeeee, its a Arkansas mullet!
September 25th, 2009
…i bet he has a dildo dungeon in his basement.
September 25th, 2009
I think he actually looks good! His mullet rocks
September 25th, 2009
That is a rare silver back mullet.
September 25th, 2009
well. i think hes wearing his shirt backwards
September 25th, 2009
I love that Cruella DeVil look he’s got going on there…
September 26th, 2009
i cant stop looking, i think im in love with his//hers mullets.
September 26th, 2009
This guy did not choose to rock this mullet…this mullet is all powerful and actually chose him as a host organism.
When greatness knocks, you have to answer.
September 26th, 2009
We have just caught a rare glimpse of the leader of the Elvish Council, come down from the tree tops to buy a comb for his magnanimous mane.
September 26th, 2009
With a mullet like that, he can pick up any of the fine chicks hanging out by the buggies….damn, won’t even need to buy them a 25 cent diet dr. thunder.
September 26th, 2009
plase tell me who the Dog (“the Bounty Hunter”) pulled out of Wal Mart and I know his big blonde wife is somewhere in the clothing department right now
September 26th, 2009
Call Tabatha ASAP.
September 26th, 2009
This is what Paulie from The Sopranos would look like with a Mullet… FUGIDABOUTID!!!
September 26th, 2009
I loved him in “Roadhouse”!!
September 27th, 2009
Yeah…but what is that creepy pink arm and hand to the right of the photo?!??!
September 27th, 2009
Sadly, this guy would probably look really good if he just cut his hair.
September 27th, 2009
Sam Elliott when he’s not shooting a movie.
September 27th, 2009
I think we have a winner in the Mr. Deep South 2009 contest
September 27th, 2009
Oh my! It’s perfect! It looks so fluffy and perfect, like it’s been brushed a hundred times and blown with a T3 ionic Chi! The inner stripe is awesome! I think I’m in love!!!
September 28th, 2009
This pretty much sums up the south
September 28th, 2009
If Gandolf from Lord of the Rings and Conway Twitty concieved a beast child. This would be the result
September 28th, 2009
I am so proud to see a pic I took on here. This is what it must feel like to find out that you are going to be a dad.
September 28th, 2009
Aging skunk
September 29th, 2009
That’ll hide the bald spot for few more years.
September 30th, 2009
Okay…two words…..Joe Dirt!!!!!!
September 30th, 2009
Is that thing on his dead?
October 3rd, 2009
Looks like an old Qui-Gon jin >.<
October 4th, 2009
A perfect mullet…with a twist of Creulla DeVille. I like it.
October 5th, 2009
Haha I love it .. I think he looks kinda cool XD but really his shirt is tucked in neat and looks freshly laundered and the mullet looks clean and trimmed. He has personal hygiene which is alot more than most picture on this site can say. So give him and his most epic mullet a break. lol
October 7th, 2009
don’t forget your bag of hair care products sir!
October 8th, 2009
Coors Light: The Silver Mullet
October 9th, 2009
i bet they use the same hair dresser. I want my mullet a little shorter than her on the top.
October 13th, 2009
Wow. A sighting of the RARE SiLVER MULLET!
Oh, wait… not so rare. We’re at Wal-Mart
October 15th, 2009
A silver back grey is very rare…its these older breeders that keep teh species alive.he
October 18th, 2009
It’s Stan Lee’s redneck twin.
October 24th, 2009
It’s MacGyver…twenty years later!
Seriously, Richard Dean Anderson should jump all over this – if he really wants to reprise his role, he needs to start growing his hair now, or he might have some stiff competition come audition time!
October 28th, 2009
I think the only thing that really makes this super-duper-special, is that he is clearly wearing a medium brown short toupe on the top to make the whole mullet work rather than admitting he is sporting a psychotically long fringe. Remember him from “Harold and Kumar go to white castle”?
October 30th, 2009
What really pulls this look into the special category is the short brown toupe he is wearing on top of it all. That is clearly not his own hair on top!
October 30th, 2009
Is it just me or does it seem that this could be a alternate reality version of either nick fury or a mr.fantastic experiment gone horribly wrong
November 2nd, 2009
Yes… like wine the mullet gets better with age
November 6th, 2009
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