Don’t just look at it, embrace it. It’s so beautiful, I just want to touch it so I can become a better person.
130 Comments | In: Arkansas, Mullets/Tails tags: hairstyle, mullet.
He might not be your type, but the guy is fully dressed, not wearing a disgusting shirt, not making a funny face, and clearly in good shape. Did you see his guns?
September 21st, 2009
umm, because he has a sweet mulet? thats why he is here! if you still rock the mulet then you deserve to be mocked abit. duh.
Even the guy to the far right in the green t-shirt is bowing respectfully before the Great SIlver Mullett!
Is that Rogue’s father???
This guy drives the S10/Vette……
Remember the Michaelangelo masterpiece “Creation of Adam”? (God reaching out to touch Adam). This is kind of like that….the Walmart cashier (God) reaching out and giving Mullet to Mullett Man (Adam)…..
My god – it’s glorious!
That has got to be the sweetest mullet I have ever seen! And I live in MS…..
I could definitely see this guy as an 80′s super hero, á la Captain Planet.
September 22nd, 2009
Is this what Mr. Fantastic looked like in the 80′s?
Does he think he’s Aaron Tippin…with a really bad mullet?
I think that is THE most beautiful mullet I have ever seen!!
Attention family and friends of “Mullet Guy” and American Idol contestants who suck. Please do not stop encouraging this. Free entertainment!
Holy Mullet!!! That is some fine looking hair! I wonder how he gets it cut there can’t be that many barbers educated in the way of the mullet.
That is the Chuck Norris of mullets!
Rachel, I think the shirt is on the right way. I used to have one that had a big logo on the back and a small on on the front , top left.
?? I’m not seeing the problem here. This isn’t a pic that belongs here.
One word : Arkansas
I’ve always wondered where Killer-Bob bought his groceries.
Thanks for clearing that out…
THIS PIC TOTALLY BELONGS HERE. CHECK OUT THAT MANE!… NOT 2 MENTION THE LADY’S SWEET HAIR HELMET
That has to be the king of mullet land. Or maybe Paulie Walnuts in another life.
He’s a redneck version of “Paulie” from the Sopranos.
Arkansas: ranks 50th in education and #1 in sweet racing-stripe Lynard Skynard mullets!
What’s up with the arm handing Siliver Mullet the bag? Robot?
He is CHOSEN ONE! of the Mullet GODS!
Well the hair explains why his right arm is so muscled.
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…”
Gotta love those mullets, where in arkansas was this horrible hairstye Found ?? Dont tell me its the Main Walmart office/store in Bentonville ?
Politically Incorrect here(can’t post from the name for some odd reason)
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Dude has probably had the same haircut for forty years and it has served him well- what with getting the ladies, looking tough, the whole nine yards. So why change now ? And he’ll still be wearing it when he gets to the nursing home in a couple of years where the women will be falling over each other to “get out of their depends” for him . He’s got it going on, baby.
This is a mullet of epic proportions. I think this is what that Time Cube guy was getting at right here. It’s all led up to this…
Robert The Bruce
The back of his neck hasen’t seen daylight sine 84′.
Chuck U. Farley
I want to take it to Petsmart and buy it some treats.
here we see the silverside redneck in full mullet display in his natural habitiat. A rare treat indeed was seeing his mate displaying a typical female redneck’s ”helmet-hair” perm.
This is what is known as the “Penultimate Mullet”. Baby, it’s the tops. It’s what other mullets want to grow up to be.
Take a good look in the mirrow before you think you can judge others. These people never hurt you, so why put pictures and hurt them!
I’d do him
Is it just me or is that Hard Rock t-shirt on backwards?
Now what episode of Star Trek The Next Generation was this guy on ?
so extraordinary as to seem impossible.
This is what we should call an Ultimullet!
There are only 3 places in the world to catch a mullet like that in it’s natural habitat: 1. Hard Rock Cafe, hence the shirt, rockin’ hard of course…2. Wal-Mart: to buy mousse to keep the mullet lookin’ sweet and 3. Cops on Fox Saturday night.
OK, the tittle is so cleaver, it’s makes the photo funnier.
Stop making bad judgements, people! You are succumbing to the bias of the big mainstream media, who sent reporter Connie Chung (right) to this Arkansas Walmart to interview the local conservative “rubes” for a disgusting TV “speacial” and make us all look bad. The man in this picture has great MULLETUDE!
Now i know what my son can be for Halloween. Mullet man
How the fuck is it gray on the sides and black on top? Looks like he ran over a badger with his tractor and stuck it on his dome. Way to go asshole!!!!
If this was my father I would commit seppuku by swallowing a frisbee.
That arm handing over the bag is just plain freaky.
….for those of you who want to know how to commit seppuku with a frisbee, click the link. Not my site, but funny.
I have seen the best mullet ever and I can now die happy. My gosh … what a mullet!!!
Behold! The Silver Mullet!!!!
He’s like a magical unicorn.
If you got the confidence to rock a mullet these days?….. I’M NOT WORTHY!!!
I am awestruck and almost in tears at the beauty of this glorious mullet. And it even has WINGS a la Paulie from Sopranos. Just….perfect. If I saw this guy at my WalMart, I would give him a high-five, if only to hope that some of his awesomeness would rub off on me!
Mullets should have a categorie of their own!
September 23rd, 2009
He saw a ghost and his hair went white but his mullet hair piece didn’t change color. He didn’t get a new hair piece because now he has regular and white hair and thinks it will help him hit on older AND younger redneck women.
Is it just me or is it crimped? It looks like an extra special kind of frizz going on in the back.
I don’t know why people are making fun of him. He is totally hot! Look at his beautiful hair with the gorgeous white streaks. He is tall and muscled and I bet when he was young he was really hot but he has still got it!
Walmullets are the official hairstyle of Walmart.
No – no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.
steven tyler called…he wants his hair back
What a shame the hair colors aren’t reversed, with the white hair in the middle and the dark hair on the side. Tehn he’d look just like Pepe LePew from the old Looney Tunes films.
his mullet and biceps will kick your ass!
This guy is ready to go home, make love to his sweet sweet Filipino wife, then slip out to the local cantina for some impromptu Kansas – Carry on Wayward Son karaoke.
Dog the Bounty Hunters brother?
What scares the hell out of me are all the people commenting, “Huh? What is this guy doing here? Nothing weird about him. Not at all.”
He has kind of a Jeff Chandler (handsome leading man movie star from the 50′s) look going on. He looks strong and tough so I would not be making fun of him.
He is majestic like an arctic wolf.
YES! Finally! Arkansas has made it to this site! I’ve been waiting for this moment. Best mullet EVA!
When did he decide the mullet itself wasnt enough of a statement so that he had to go all Pepe LePew on the damn thing?!
I couldn’t believe no Arkansas yet either, since it is the Mother country of Wal-Mart!
Susan in Warrenville
Proof positive that the illusive Silver Mullet is not extinct!!
Seriously, this guy is not going to let a little grey hair crimp his style!
4 out of 5 stars.
That doesn’t look like a walmart.
My wife and I use the Flow-Bee!
Where is the body to the arm giving him the groceries?
Joe Dirt Joe Dirt Joe Dirt !!!!
First – This is simply the best site EVER –
Second – OK, has anyone claimed copyright to calling the fine folks portrayed on this site as “Wal-Martians” – if not, I’d like to lay claim.
business in the front – party in the rear. yea buddy. you have longer hair than my g/f, which is pretty cool, i guess. hey, whatever gets you chicks right?
September 24th, 2009
Like my uncle John used to say it is the perfect hair…Business in the front party in the back…
he looks like his name should be peepee
he looks like his name should be peepee or something. don’t ya think?
His 3 wolves moon shirt must have been at the cleaners that day.
He will be reprising the role of Khan, that used to be played by Ricardo Montalban, for the new Star Trek movies. And his Yugo seats are covered in rich Corinthian leather.
mullet classification: “wavy gravy”
September 25th, 2009
ROCK da MULLET!!!
soooweeeee, its a Arkansas mullet!
…i bet he has a dildo dungeon in his basement.
I think he actually looks good! His mullet rocks
That is a rare silver back mullet.
well. i think hes wearing his shirt backwards
I love that Cruella DeVil look he’s got going on there…
September 26th, 2009
i cant stop looking, i think im in love with his//hers mullets.
This guy did not choose to rock this mullet…this mullet is all powerful and actually chose him as a host organism.
When greatness knocks, you have to answer.
We have just caught a rare glimpse of the leader of the Elvish Council, come down from the tree tops to buy a comb for his magnanimous mane.
With a mullet like that, he can pick up any of the fine chicks hanging out by the buggies….damn, won’t even need to buy them a 25 cent diet dr. thunder.
plase tell me who the Dog (“the Bounty Hunter”) pulled out of Wal Mart and I know his big blonde wife is somewhere in the clothing department right now
Call Tabatha ASAP.
This is what Paulie from The Sopranos would look like with a Mullet… FUGIDABOUTID!!!
I loved him in “Roadhouse”!!
September 27th, 2009
Yeah…but what is that creepy pink arm and hand to the right of the photo?!??!
Sadly, this guy would probably look really good if he just cut his hair.
Sam Elliott when he’s not shooting a movie.
I think we have a winner in the Mr. Deep South 2009 contest
Oh my! It’s perfect! It looks so fluffy and perfect, like it’s been brushed a hundred times and blown with a T3 ionic Chi! The inner stripe is awesome! I think I’m in love!!!
September 28th, 2009
This pretty much sums up the south
burgers for your ass
If Gandolf from Lord of the Rings and Conway Twitty concieved a beast child. This would be the result
I am so proud to see a pic I took on here. This is what it must feel like to find out that you are going to be a dad.
September 29th, 2009
That’ll hide the bald spot for few more years.
September 30th, 2009
Okay…two words…..Joe Dirt!!!!!!
Is that thing on his dead?
October 3rd, 2009
Looks like an old Qui-Gon jin >.<
October 4th, 2009
A perfect mullet…with a twist of Creulla DeVille. I like it.
October 5th, 2009
Haha I love it .. I think he looks kinda cool XD but really his shirt is tucked in neat and looks freshly laundered and the mullet looks clean and trimmed. He has personal hygiene which is alot more than most picture on this site can say. So give him and his most epic mullet a break. lol
October 7th, 2009
don’t forget your bag of hair care products sir!
October 8th, 2009
Coors Light: The Silver Mullet
October 9th, 2009
i bet they use the same hair dresser. I want my mullet a little shorter than her on the top.
October 13th, 2009
Wow. A sighting of the RARE SiLVER MULLET!
Oh, wait… not so rare. We’re at Wal-Mart
October 15th, 2009
A silver back grey is very rare…its these older breeders that keep teh species alive.he
October 18th, 2009
It’s Stan Lee’s redneck twin.
October 24th, 2009
It’s MacGyver…twenty years later!
Seriously, Richard Dean Anderson should jump all over this – if he really wants to reprise his role, he needs to start growing his hair now, or he might have some stiff competition come audition time!
October 28th, 2009
I think the only thing that really makes this super-duper-special, is that he is clearly wearing a medium brown short toupe on the top to make the whole mullet work rather than admitting he is sporting a psychotically long fringe. Remember him from “Harold and Kumar go to white castle”?
October 30th, 2009
What really pulls this look into the special category is the short brown toupe he is wearing on top of it all. That is clearly not his own hair on top!
Is it just me or does it seem that this could be a alternate reality version of either nick fury or a mr.fantastic experiment gone horribly wrong
November 2nd, 2009
Yes… like wine the mullet gets better with age
November 6th, 2009