Is it called a tube top because it makes you body look like a tube of sausage?
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I'm the warped one
I have been scarred for life!!!!!
February 21st, 2011
I just….dont..I *closes laptop*
NOT TO TUBE< OMG NOT TO TUBE…….. Big people should buy bigger mirrors so that they can see the whole picture… i can say this because im plus size…
Not only does she have a beautiful frame. It is supported by those creamy white cottage cheese legs.
is this the Senior Citizens version of Girls Gone Wild?
That outfit looked good on her… 40-50 years ago.
Please bless and protect my family this evening. Don’t let them see this picture and PLEASE don’t EVER let one of them think something like that is okay.
Why??? My eyes are bleeding!!!
I do give her credit for having confidence to go out in public like that and not caring what anyone thinks but come on does she not have anyone in her life that loves her enough to tell her that what she is wearing is wrong on so many levels.
I can taste last weeks dinner in the back of my throat. What the heck!? Does she actually think that it is ok to go out into public like this? I’ll give her Kudos for having confidence so large that she actually thinks she is all that and a large bag of chips.
In a moment of confusion grandma wrapped the support bandage around her boobs instead of her ankle…..
OH MY LORD!
The word “tube” is describing her titties. ROFL
The Walmart Gymnastics Olympics “Balance Beam” Gold Medalist Champion……. 2010
Check out the size of that purse! Betcha it has her lunch in it.
Grandmas Gone Wild!
Don’t trip over those!
Tube steak smothered in pee soaked gym shorts
I think you put this picture on the wrong site. This one should be on “Girls in Yoga Pants”.
looks like the beast has busted out the tube……
Imagine how her grand kids feel!
bet she could swallow a watermelon…………….Whole !
I hope this woman doesn’t live in northern Virginia. I don’t want to see this while out shopping.
Its Ms Balbricker! still lookin for the mole on that tallywhacker!
She needs a new tube for that spare tire.
Oh God! Not to tube! NOT TO TUBE!!
Uh, wow, my nausea has returned…..
The case for euthanasia is made.
Some people have absolutely no shame. God, that is so disgusting.
To Be Me
Heaven help us-It’s not even spring yet, and to boot, she is about 50 years too old and about 75-100 pounds too heavy to be sporting that look.
O Lawwwwwwd!!!! I had to take a double look! I thought she was wearing nothing at all!
Looks like a big roll of Sargento cheese!
February 22nd, 2011
Dang, I really didn’t mean to look, nor did I really need to look at that this late at night. Here come the nightmares.
Ha Ha Judith! I thought the same thing until I took a second look. Oh my Lord, where does she get this kind of self confidence?
i swear it looks like she’s riding in on a surfboard … ?
That’s not even a tube top. It’s a bra to wear under things with thin straps or actual tube tops. In hindsight that actually makes this worse…(Shudders). Ughh what I would give to be blind right now.
“At first glance I look half naked? Cool! That’s the look I was going for.”
Interesting fact: Tube-tops are not bras; therefore, they provide no support.
Jesus H. Christ on a crouton U have got to be shitting me!!! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…..in a way I am hoping she was robbed in the parking lot and didn’t make an actual lucid decision to wear this atrocious outfit in public, the shorts are as bad as the top….PHOOEY, PHOOEY, PHOOEY……I am off to the bathroom now to pour bleach in my eyes
All that and a bag of chips? More like the whole I-da-ho farm.
Where the hell do you go to buy a tube top now anyways?!!!? I haven’t seen a tube top since the ’70′s!!!
Baby someone lied to you!!!! Or maybe it was your “Fun house” mirror lying…
That’s not even a tube top. It’s a bra that you’re supposed to wear under a tube top or something with thin straps which makes this just that much worse(shudders). I don’t get how people can go out like that in public.
just a reminder to all us old broads…don’t.
She is going to lake Michigan but needs to get a good lunch I think.
Is she a polar bear swimmer? I might see her wearing a two-piece bathing suit next to an 85 year old dude in speedos by a swimming pool aboard a cruise ship someday.
“In the summer I wear my tube top and Eddie takes me to the drag strip.”
Nitro-breathing funny cars!
Apparently this is all she had left after she was burgled. How else could I explain why she would wear it in public?
Tube tops are for small tatas!
that tube had a blowout!
As if the tube top wasn’t anough, I betcha granny is sportin’ a massive camel toe as well! LMFAO!
you can still see the dimples in the legs even when it’s blurry. ugghh come on she knows, complete disregard for the rest of us
If she didnt have a bra on, she would have a bad case of BUPA, which is even worse than the dreaded FUPA.
I just threw up in my mouth…and I don’t mean a little bit….note to self, get more toothpaste and mouthwash…
Confidence? More likely dementia. She probably doesn’t have a clue.
I just threw up in my left ear.
OH crap. That looks like one of my ex-es. And she’d be about that age now. Maybe I got lucky when she got pissed off at me.
ALL I CAN SAY IS NOT TO TUBE SAVE EVERYONE EYES
Just because Jillian Michaels looks good in that oufit doesn’t mean you do.
I think this should say “to tube sock or not tube sock” and i think the father should have tube socked instead
She would look good in a long garment such as a Djellaba, Muumuu or an ankle-length Kaftan.
February 23rd, 2011
The color of her leg and tube top match!!!!!!! Ew!
The caption should say, “to bag or not to bag”. I vote for BAG.
I guess there’s not better way to say Go To Hell
flap jacks anybody
February 24th, 2011
Ok, cudos to her for this lesson in self confidence gone wrong, but I have those same shorts which I am now throwing away.
February 28th, 2011
You know what? While it’s true this woman is too heavy to be wearing something like this… that outfit is not okay on ANYONE, regardless of size, unless you’re going to the beach/pool. Not Wal-mart.
TO TUBE OR NOT TO TUBE… just don’t youtube!
March 4th, 2011
OMG THAT’S MY SCIENCE TEACHER OMG
March 11th, 2011
i just dont understand how people have no shame this is just wrong on every lel possible (this should be grounds for arrest) I call it indecent exposure.
April 12th, 2011
It looks like a can of biscuits that busted open…….grands, I’m guessing!
August 8th, 2011