February 22nd, 2011
Half Moon
There must have been a sale for you to buy those short half off….once again I’m sorry for the awful pun, but sometimes a joke is so obvious it smacks your in the face and you just gotta smile and go with it.
Kansas
Half Moon,
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Is there a cankle convention in town or what?
February 22nd, 2011
I bet she has a pair of pants on that originally said “spoiled brat”, now it just says “spot”
February 22nd, 2011
She’s all kinds of butt hungry. There’s a letter in her mailbox and it’s SPECIAL DELIVERY – OPEN IMMEDIATELY.
February 22nd, 2011
I think a full lunar eclipse is needed
February 22nd, 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen! Presenting the half moon of Endoor!
February 22nd, 2011
Her butt is in the process of eating her shorts- give her a few minutes and I would bet it will be a FULL MOON!!! LMAO Sometimes you just have to scratch your head and say “WHY”???
February 22nd, 2011
Forget half moon, that’s a whole solar system she got there
February 22nd, 2011
Pretty cheeky of her.
February 22nd, 2011
She’s all kinds of butt hungry. She has a letter in her mailbox labeled “SPECIAL DELIVERY – OPEN IMMEDIATELY”.
February 22nd, 2011
Her bum is saving the other half of the shorts for later.
February 22nd, 2011
That is definitely not “amore” so what’s it called now that that’s hit my eye???
February 22nd, 2011
Dang Butts That Like To Eat Pants Again
February 22nd, 2011
cheeky girl…
February 22nd, 2011
Come on! There is no way that she can’t feel that! Really?
February 22nd, 2011
I see a bad moon a’rising!
February 22nd, 2011
I think a full lunar eclipse is needed!
February 22nd, 2011
I would rather present to you the other cheek, but this one will do.
February 22nd, 2011
how could u not know your shorts are up your a$$…seriously come on now!!
February 22nd, 2011
Bet you could toast bread between those cheeks……..think i’ll skip breakfast today ?
February 22nd, 2011
Ok…that moon hit my eye but there is no “amore” in sight!
February 22nd, 2011
shoooottt tthhee mmooooonnnn
February 22nd, 2011
there’s a bad moon rising!!
February 22nd, 2011
The legs on the guy next to her are about to catastrophically FAIL.
February 22nd, 2011
they couldnt fit her whole ass
February 22nd, 2011
Don’t get too close, she is doing a “one cheek sneak”
February 22nd, 2011
SERIOUSLY? how does she not notice??
February 22nd, 2011
Oh no!!!!! SHART!
February 22nd, 2011
Kansas? Yep it looks like it; that’s where I live and I see lots of idiots like this. Sheesh…
February 22nd, 2011
What is going to happen when she has an eclipse?
February 22nd, 2011
Walmart has pants half off.
February 22nd, 2011
Anthropologists would claim that she is “in season” and is looking for a mate and is displaying clues that she is ready to breed. Non-anthropologists say she is simply a nasty wal-creature who was too drunk or high on Rx meds to properly put her shorts on.
February 22nd, 2011
Wear panties!!!! I don’t even want to know what those shorts are all rubbing up against!
February 22nd, 2011
Her body’s digesting her shorts.
February 22nd, 2011
When somebody tells you to “cover ‘em up”, they don’t mean just one of them.
February 22nd, 2011
This is a version of Peek a Boo that makes adults cry in horror…. This is the version where you cover your eyes and don’t peek until you KNOW that she’s gone.
February 22nd, 2011
Half-assed.
February 22nd, 2011
Another victim of the “half-wedgie”.
February 22nd, 2011
Uck….what about the other one on the right-when your legs start bowing INWARD in an attempt to support all that extra weight, don’t you think it’s time to take a look at your diet???
February 22nd, 2011
CALL 911 ! ! ! !
Her ass is having a STROKE ! !
February 22nd, 2011
She has pants only on one side!
February 22nd, 2011
Yes, the thing on the right is such a fat piece of crap that its knees are buckling. You might wanna cut your Burger King intake down to only 12 triple burgers a day – simply choosing a Diet Coke ain’t helping one bit, idiot.
February 22nd, 2011
Ok…who put shorts on the elephant ?
February 22nd, 2011
Now I feel like I have a wedgy!!!
February 22nd, 2011
Reminds me of Popeye… somehow.
February 22nd, 2011
@HATES ALOT – you’re going with ‘guy’ on that right side bacon-melt down? I hadn’t really considered that.
February 22nd, 2011
Uh, she can not feel that? My eyes burn!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2011
Not sure if it’s waxing or waning, but I’d prefer it to be totally overcast.
February 22nd, 2011
“Today is a *no pantie* day
”
February 22nd, 2011
You put one pant leg up, you put one pant leg down, you put one pant leg up….screw it I’m tired, it’ll just stay up there.
February 22nd, 2011
Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore….Thank heaven!!!!
I don’t know who is worse, little Miss ” I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” or the sponge bob nightmare standing next door.
At least spongie is covering more up…… But he/she/it is sporting the calf tatoo with pride……..
I’m so confused……
February 22nd, 2011
My eyes….my virgin eyes!
February 22nd, 2011
I have to ask…why is it that people with “cankles” ALWAYS have a tattoo on that area? It looks hideous and only brings more attention to the ugliness!!!
February 22nd, 2011
Wrong place for a peek show.
February 22nd, 2011
Are her shorts biodegradable?
February 23rd, 2011
By golly, it’s the old One-Cheek-Sneak!
February 23rd, 2011
Follow her and listen closely. You’ll hear the sound of chewing when she walks… “om nom nom nom” *smack* *smack*
February 23rd, 2011
Strangely I can’t even seem to notice the half moon since it pales in comparison to the woman? next to her. There isn’t even cankles, just bow legged fat right down to the heels. I’m heavy, I would never consider shorts in public, and my legs are actually shaped, no cankles here. Do these people have no shame?
February 23rd, 2011
I think she thought her shorts were toilet paper! UUGGHH…Just sayin!!!
February 23rd, 2011
Cankles? They’re as big as my thighs, they should be called “thankles”
February 24th, 2011
Maybe she was just trying to do the one cheek sneak…
February 27th, 2011
Well that’s attractive..
March 9th, 2011
look thats my mom you people are fu*ckin sick i swear get a life+
March 28th, 2011
I’m sure if you checked, the other half is stuck up her ass.
May 11th, 2011
look lady
we can see you ahve a wedgie. we much rather you pick it!!
June 13th, 2011
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