Half Moon



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There must have been a sale for you to buy those short half off….once again I’m sorry for the awful pun, but sometimes a joke is so obvious it smacks your in the face and you just gotta smile and go with it.

Kansas

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Half Moon, 8.5 out of 10 based on 28 ratings

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  1. K-Dog

    Is there a cankle convention in town or what?

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    February 22nd, 2011

  2. HMB

    I bet she has a pair of pants on that originally said “spoiled brat”, now it just says “spot”

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    February 22nd, 2011

  3. Gothgirl

    She’s all kinds of butt hungry. There’s a letter in her mailbox and it’s SPECIAL DELIVERY – OPEN IMMEDIATELY.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  4. Laurie

    I think a full lunar eclipse is needed

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    February 22nd, 2011

  5. mort

    Ladies and Gentlemen! Presenting the half moon of Endoor!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  6. Helen Hevener

    Her butt is in the process of eating her shorts- give her a few minutes and I would bet it will be a FULL MOON!!! LMAO Sometimes you just have to scratch your head and say “WHY”???

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    February 22nd, 2011

  7. Annie

    Forget half moon, that’s a whole solar system she got there

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    February 22nd, 2011

  8. Wes

    Pretty cheeky of her.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  9. Gothgirl

    She’s all kinds of butt hungry. She has a letter in her mailbox labeled “SPECIAL DELIVERY – OPEN IMMEDIATELY”.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  10. mike t

    Her bum is saving the other half of the shorts for later.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  11. MisstressT

    That is definitely not “amore” so what’s it called now that that’s hit my eye???

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    February 22nd, 2011

  12. Kevin

    Dang Butts That Like To Eat Pants Again

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    February 22nd, 2011

  13. beejay

    cheeky girl…

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    February 22nd, 2011

  14. Mo

    Come on! There is no way that she can’t feel that! Really?

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    February 22nd, 2011

  15. angusgal

    I see a bad moon a’rising!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  16. Laurie

    I think a full lunar eclipse is needed!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  17. I would rather present to you the other cheek, but this one will do.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  18. Angela

    how could u not know your shorts are up your a$$…seriously come on now!!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  19. signguy

    Bet you could toast bread between those cheeks……..think i’ll skip breakfast today ?

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    February 22nd, 2011

  20. MisstressT

    Ok…that moon hit my eye but there is no “amore” in sight!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  21. metalcored

    shoooottt tthhee mmooooonnnn

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    February 22nd, 2011

  22. The Chicky

    there’s a bad moon rising!!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  23. Sir Hates Alot

    The legs on the guy next to her are about to catastrophically FAIL.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  24. bobo

    they couldnt fit her whole ass

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    February 22nd, 2011

  25. 2fish

    Don’t get too close, she is doing a “one cheek sneak”

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    February 22nd, 2011

  26. Chastitiy

    SERIOUSLY? how does she not notice??

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    February 22nd, 2011

  27. Oh no!!!!! SHART!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  28. Kendall

    Kansas? Yep it looks like it; that’s where I live and I see lots of idiots like this. Sheesh…

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    February 22nd, 2011

  29. Jerry

    What is going to happen when she has an eclipse?

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    February 22nd, 2011

  30. Laurel

    Walmart has pants half off.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  31. sam

    Anthropologists would claim that she is “in season” and is looking for a mate and is displaying clues that she is ready to breed. Non-anthropologists say she is simply a nasty wal-creature who was too drunk or high on Rx meds to properly put her shorts on.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  32. Cass

    Wear panties!!!! I don’t even want to know what those shorts are all rubbing up against!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  33. Laurel

    Her body’s digesting her shorts.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  34. When somebody tells you to “cover ‘em up”, they don’t mean just one of them.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  35. Beth

    This is a version of Peek a Boo that makes adults cry in horror…. This is the version where you cover your eyes and don’t peek until you KNOW that she’s gone.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  36. Jen

    Half-assed.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  37. Jen

    Another victim of the “half-wedgie”.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  38. disgustedone

    Uck….what about the other one on the right-when your legs start bowing INWARD in an attempt to support all that extra weight, don’t you think it’s time to take a look at your diet???

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    February 22nd, 2011

  39. RH_SEA

    CALL 911 ! ! ! !

    Her ass is having a STROKE ! !

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    February 22nd, 2011

  40. popanator

    She has pants only on one side!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  41. Tut

    Yes, the thing on the right is such a fat piece of crap that its knees are buckling. You might wanna cut your Burger King intake down to only 12 triple burgers a day – simply choosing a Diet Coke ain’t helping one bit, idiot.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  42. jpark

    Ok…who put shorts on the elephant ?

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    February 22nd, 2011

  43. Toryjama

    Now I feel like I have a wedgy!!!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  44. dave

    Reminds me of Popeye… somehow.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  45. dave

    @HATES ALOT – you’re going with ‘guy’ on that right side bacon-melt down? I hadn’t really considered that.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  46. amy

    Uh, she can not feel that? My eyes burn!!!!!!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  47. Jackie Chiles

    Not sure if it’s waxing or waning, but I’d prefer it to be totally overcast.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  48. hollywood

    “Today is a *no pantie* day :)”

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    February 22nd, 2011

  49. ditch

    You put one pant leg up, you put one pant leg down, you put one pant leg up….screw it I’m tired, it’ll just stay up there.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  50. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.......

    Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore….Thank heaven!!!!

    I don’t know who is worse, little Miss ” I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” or the sponge bob nightmare standing next door.

    At least spongie is covering more up…… But he/she/it is sporting the calf tatoo with pride……..

    I’m so confused……

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    February 22nd, 2011

  51. bayosgirl

    My eyes….my virgin eyes!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  52. I have to ask…why is it that people with “cankles” ALWAYS have a tattoo on that area? It looks hideous and only brings more attention to the ugliness!!!

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    February 22nd, 2011

  53. To Be Me

    Wrong place for a peek show.

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    February 22nd, 2011

  54. Jerry

    Are her shorts biodegradable?

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    February 23rd, 2011

  55. RamessesII

    By golly, it’s the old One-Cheek-Sneak!

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    February 23rd, 2011

  56. Nancy

    Follow her and listen closely. You’ll hear the sound of chewing when she walks… “om nom nom nom” *smack* *smack*

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    February 23rd, 2011

  57. Pamela

    Strangely I can’t even seem to notice the half moon since it pales in comparison to the woman? next to her. There isn’t even cankles, just bow legged fat right down to the heels. I’m heavy, I would never consider shorts in public, and my legs are actually shaped, no cankles here. Do these people have no shame?

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    February 23rd, 2011

  58. tweetygirl

    I think she thought her shorts were toilet paper! UUGGHH…Just sayin!!!

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    February 23rd, 2011

  59. Jdog12345

    Cankles? They’re as big as my thighs, they should be called “thankles”

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    February 24th, 2011

  60. me

    Maybe she was just trying to do the one cheek sneak…

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    February 27th, 2011

  61. Darian&Jelly

    Well that’s attractive..

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    March 9th, 2011

  62. ashley

    look thats my mom you people are fu*ckin sick i swear get a life+

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    March 28th, 2011

  63. Optoman

    I’m sure if you checked, the other half is stuck up her ass.

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    May 11th, 2011

  64. madison

    look lady

    we can see you ahve a wedgie. we much rather you pick it!!

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    June 13th, 2011

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