September 22nd, 2009
These Boots Are Made For Bingo
Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.
Texas
Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.
Texas
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Women: “Well I just don’t have time to do my hair today, but I still want to look sexy……OH! I know I have just the thing a diaper and my cowboy boots!”
September 22nd, 2009
So hot… I’d be all over that like white on rice…
September 22nd, 2009
FOR SURE this is Texas.
September 22nd, 2009
On her way home from trying out for the Dallas Cheerleader squad, Alice just had to look for a sexier outfit.
September 22nd, 2009
Ex-husband’s swim trunks? What the hell, it’s dang hot outside. Now where are my FM pumps? Oh well, haven’t worn these boots for awhile.
September 22nd, 2009
My eyes my eyes are on fire!! I want my mommy!!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009
Can I just add that she obviously had NO BRA ON! Ladies…when they don’t stay up on their own…you can’t go without!
September 22nd, 2009
Oh my god, I’m now embarrassed that I own those shorts. I never wear them with boots, yknow, because I’m not stupid… They’re from the swimsuit section at Walmart, meant to be worn over your bikini bottoms and such–definitely not meant to be worn like that!
September 22nd, 2009
I’m more disturbed by the “biff” hanging out over the shorts.
September 22nd, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009
UGH…not with a flag on her face & a stolen….
September 22nd, 2009
Looks like grandma escaped from “the home” again!
September 22nd, 2009
The pictoral answer to the question: ‘What do you get if you mix Patrick Star from Spongebob with an aging former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?’
September 22nd, 2009
That is the typical Walmart meth head trailer trash right there.
September 22nd, 2009
Meth. It’s a hell of a drug!
September 22nd, 2009
I have this same problem! If I’m looking at myself (not in a mirror) I only see my arms and legs…not too bad! Then I get a glimpse in a mirror and see the whole middle bit. I’m older and fatter than I thought! Damn!
September 22nd, 2009
…And these shorts were made for Depends!
September 22nd, 2009
Ugh, have some RESPECT for yourself and look in a friggin’ mirror before you grace us with your hideous presence in public!
September 22nd, 2009
The cottage cheese thighs are what’s doing it for me… I saw the shorts and tummy plump folding over the front and about fell over in love… The thighs put me over the top! <3 I will marry this woman one day.
September 22nd, 2009
Looks like she went raiding for maternity clothes a little too late.
September 22nd, 2009
MILF!
Mother
Ignoring
Last
Fifteen years
September 22nd, 2009
She is looking at her hand as though she is wondering who it belongs to.
I suspect her choice in attire may be more a result of being dazed and confused rather than trying to look super hot and sexy.
September 22nd, 2009
I can’t be the only one that thinks that is actually a guy??!??
September 22nd, 2009
As if they weren’t already short enough, she had to go and roll the waist down!
September 22nd, 2009
OH MY GOD IS THAT KATE GOSLIEN? SHE SURE HAS LET HER GO SINCE HUBBIE LEFT. SAME HAIR CUT THOUGH.
September 22nd, 2009
Sassy hair, unbridled tatas, bare midriff, Daisy Dukes, kick ass boots. I’m ready for some guy action. Walmart here I come!!
September 22nd, 2009
i think id be werin flip flops
September 22nd, 2009
I have been staring at this photo for more than 5 minutes, can’t decide whether I am appalled or impressed. Maybe both. Who are we to say that an old woman cannot bare her mid-riff or make a complete fool of herself? This is what America is all about. And seriously, I’m just jealous of her courage. I say, More Power to You, Grandma!
September 23rd, 2009
Is she taking a picture of someone else with her phone?
September 23rd, 2009
Gary Busey’s so tweaked out he forgot his gender.
September 23rd, 2009
God Bless Texas!
September 23rd, 2009
Jessica Simpson in 10-20 years…….
September 23rd, 2009
Looks like someone slept on the gravel driveway and still has the divots to prove it. No, no, my mistake. She’s just horribly misshapen after decades of whoring outside the local VFW.
Must be Houston.
September 23rd, 2009
That is one rough looking old lady.
September 23rd, 2009
I bet she looked hot in the 70′s when she wore that outfit in her 20′s.
September 23rd, 2009
I’m thinking “day-time hooker.”
September 23rd, 2009
Seriously, people…..look in a frickin’ mirror before you leave the house!!!!!
September 23rd, 2009
I will admit I would probably laugh and be tempted to take a picture but this is obviously someone progressing into alzheimers. It’s a little sad really – no one loves her enough to make sure this doesn’t happen!
September 23rd, 2009
The pictoral answer to the question: ‘What happens when you mix Patrick Star from Spongebob with an aging former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?’
September 23rd, 2009
Holy crap, someone’s replaced her with Barry Manilow!
September 23rd, 2009
Now, if I could just find a hat to go with my outfit!
September 23rd, 2009
WOW…. Words just can’t even BEGIN to describe what is running thru my head right now. WOW
September 23rd, 2009
I just hurled!!!
September 23rd, 2009
She’s either counting her change (Lord KNOWS there’s no room for a purse with that outfit) OR she’s texting on her cell phone. Maybe its a ‘rescue me from myself’ text!!!!
September 23rd, 2009
You could put her in a freezer for a week and that outfit would still not be cool.
September 23rd, 2009
are we sure thats a woman? Those seem like some hairy legs and THAT could ruin the look unless it was a guy … lmao
September 23rd, 2009
HEY who took that picture of my wife.
September 23rd, 2009
hope she win big with her boots at bingo hahahahaha
September 23rd, 2009
hope she win big with her boots at bingo hahahahaha lots of love
September 23rd, 2009
Um, yeah. I work retail for the last 18 years, and sadly, this is the norm.
September 23rd, 2009
i have those same shorts :[
September 23rd, 2009
Submom, I tottally agree with you. Outfits this bad don’t just happen…you have to plan them! More power to her!!!
I give her 4 out of 5 Wally World stars.
September 23rd, 2009
Why oh why are all the good ones from the lone star state????
Home Sweet Home!
Gotta love it, and granny I think ya llook great! yee haw y’all
September 23rd, 2009
Those boots may be made for bingo. but those shorts are made for a 10 year old. BTW, bras are also made for your boobs.
I think you forgot the paper bag for your head though.
LOL. Geez.
September 24th, 2009
Was this taken in Houston? cuz I swear I saw this one in some boots and short shorts one day last week standing under a bridge giving all the drivers that passed her by..nasty looks! Short shorts and boots and a hat!
September 24th, 2009
Please, the only thing that looks good are THE boots!
September 24th, 2009
OMG!! A.R, did you post this!?! TOO funny…
September 25th, 2009
This is freakin’ classic!
September 25th, 2009
Actually, the boots are pretty hot. If they aren’t leather, I’d wear ‘em, though I prefer a higher heel. Might even wear the t-shirt, though not the shorts, not ever (white shorts? HEY-ELL NO!). Of course, I actually have a body that looks relatively good in such things. On her? SCARY AS ALL GET OUT!
September 25th, 2009
yeah…she definitely has some kind of powers. smh
September 25th, 2009
I think it feels good walking around a store in short shorts, especially when you can hear the comments and giggles from other people about your butt hanging out. I would love to see this woman in our Walmart, I think she’s sexy.
September 25th, 2009
I totally thought this was Kate Gosselin.
September 25th, 2009
Ummm, I hope she is just trying those on and did not actually leave the house like that.
September 25th, 2009
I bet all those nasty men were beating off in the dressing rooms over this one!!!
September 25th, 2009
Does she really think her legs look longer if she rolls the waist over again?
September 25th, 2009
Mooooom, what the hell!? I told you not to wear those clothes anymore, they’re 30 years old!
September 26th, 2009
Shit! Out of crack again
September 26th, 2009
Leave her alone! It just might be “take your drunk, prozac eating, mother-in-law to work” day.
September 26th, 2009
Now THAT”S what JT meant when he said he’s bringing SEXY BACK.
September 26th, 2009
DO NOT WANT
September 26th, 2009
no no sweetie, the depends go on the inside of your cloths..
September 26th, 2009
I realize that some people don’t have much, and I feel for this person. I cannot imagine anyone leaving the house dress liked that if they had a better option, I just can’t. I mean wow
September 26th, 2009
She’s even got the waistband of her shorts rolled down like all the skinny young girls wear…might as well complete the look.
September 27th, 2009
Although still agile with a stripper pole, Candy knew there would come a day when she would no longer be able to get by on her looks alone…
September 27th, 2009
mmm hmmm sop that up with a bisquit! wait..im not hungry.
September 27th, 2009
HAHA so funny that this is the typical sorority outfit. However, i don’t believe she is continuing her education…
September 28th, 2009
wow Texas hookers have really bad fashion sense.
September 29th, 2009
god u can see the lumps on her legs! this sucks change it!
September 29th, 2009
What happened to Britney Spears!!???
September 30th, 2009
Seriously? Does she have the waistband folded over to expose MORE of her belly?
September 30th, 2009
shit, i have these shorts too.
September 30th, 2009
OMG! Uggs are hideous and they still might have made this scene a little better!
September 30th, 2009
her granddaughter may have borrowed her clothes. I guess she returned the favor. Too bad the grandaughter is about 12.
September 30th, 2009
Granny is the definition of “rode hard & put away wet”
October 1st, 2009
I have those shorts.
October 1st, 2009
She’s between takes on the show “Intervention”
October 1st, 2009
lot about you
October 3rd, 2009
Wow, does she work at the stripper clubs on tuesdays? I’d like to come see her! Just kidding, but really grandma, look in the mirror before you leave the house.
October 4th, 2009
is it just be, or do her shorts look like a big adult-sized diaper?
October 4th, 2009
i have those same shorts…i feel like i should never wear them again…
October 5th, 2009
She’s rockin the beer gut, and I love the way she’s not ashamed…
October 6th, 2009
She’s rockin tha beer gut and I love the way she’s not ashamed…
October 6th, 2009
Debbie Does Depends
October 19th, 2009
I have those same shorts!!!! The only difference is I’m 14 and 110 lbs
October 23rd, 2009
She came in wearing a robe, which she was wearing when she snuck out of the psych ward, then slipped into the dressing room where she ditched the robe and put on what was behind curtain #1, narrowly escaping the men holding the white jacket at the door.
October 27th, 2009
wow kate really let herself go….
November 2nd, 2009
Gotta match the BOOTS to the SHIRT……….PERFECT!!!
November 5th, 2009
Meth is a hell of a drug apparently
November 6th, 2009
WHY LORD!!?? WHY?!!!!!
November 9th, 2009
i have those same shorts :/
November 10th, 2009
I have those same shorts ;/
November 10th, 2009
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November 21st, 2009
A horribly bad representation of Texas. Most of us Texans are nothing like this!
December 2nd, 2009
dunlap!?.. cuz her muffin top dun lapped over!! LMAO!!!
October 22nd, 2010
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