Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.
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Women: “Well I just don’t have time to do my hair today, but I still want to look sexy……OH! I know I have just the thing a diaper and my cowboy boots!”
September 22nd, 2009
So hot… I’d be all over that like white on rice…
FOR SURE this is Texas.
On her way home from trying out for the Dallas Cheerleader squad, Alice just had to look for a sexier outfit.
Ex-husband’s swim trunks? What the hell, it’s dang hot outside. Now where are my FM pumps? Oh well, haven’t worn these boots for awhile.
My eyes my eyes are on fire!! I want my mommy!!!!!!
Can I just add that she obviously had NO BRA ON! Ladies…when they don’t stay up on their own…you can’t go without!
Oh my god, I’m now embarrassed that I own those shorts. I never wear them with boots, yknow, because I’m not stupid… They’re from the swimsuit section at Walmart, meant to be worn over your bikini bottoms and such–definitely not meant to be worn like that!
I’m more disturbed by the “biff” hanging out over the shorts.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!
UGH…not with a flag on her face & a stolen….
Looks like grandma escaped from “the home” again!
The pictoral answer to the question: ‘What do you get if you mix Patrick Star from Spongebob with an aging former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?’
That is the typical Walmart meth head trailer trash right there.
Meth. It’s a hell of a drug!
I have this same problem! If I’m looking at myself (not in a mirror) I only see my arms and legs…not too bad! Then I get a glimpse in a mirror and see the whole middle bit. I’m older and fatter than I thought! Damn!
…And these shorts were made for Depends!
Ugh, have some RESPECT for yourself and look in a friggin’ mirror before you grace us with your hideous presence in public!
The cottage cheese thighs are what’s doing it for me… I saw the shorts and tummy plump folding over the front and about fell over in love… The thighs put me over the top! <3 I will marry this woman one day.
Looks like she went raiding for maternity clothes a little too late.
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She is looking at her hand as though she is wondering who it belongs to.
I suspect her choice in attire may be more a result of being dazed and confused rather than trying to look super hot and sexy.
I can’t be the only one that thinks that is actually a guy??!??
As if they weren’t already short enough, she had to go and roll the waist down!
OH MY GOD IS THAT KATE GOSLIEN? SHE SURE HAS LET HER GO SINCE HUBBIE LEFT. SAME HAIR CUT THOUGH.
Sassy hair, unbridled tatas, bare midriff, Daisy Dukes, kick ass boots. I’m ready for some guy action. Walmart here I come!!
i think id be werin flip flops
I have been staring at this photo for more than 5 minutes, can’t decide whether I am appalled or impressed. Maybe both. Who are we to say that an old woman cannot bare her mid-riff or make a complete fool of herself? This is what America is all about. And seriously, I’m just jealous of her courage. I say, More Power to You, Grandma!
September 23rd, 2009
Is she taking a picture of someone else with her phone?
Gary Busey’s so tweaked out he forgot his gender.
God Bless Texas!
Jessica Simpson in 10-20 years…….
Looks like someone slept on the gravel driveway and still has the divots to prove it. No, no, my mistake. She’s just horribly misshapen after decades of whoring outside the local VFW.
Must be Houston.
That is one rough looking old lady.
I bet she looked hot in the 70′s when she wore that outfit in her 20′s.
I’m thinking “day-time hooker.”
Seriously, people…..look in a frickin’ mirror before you leave the house!!!!!
I will admit I would probably laugh and be tempted to take a picture but this is obviously someone progressing into alzheimers. It’s a little sad really – no one loves her enough to make sure this doesn’t happen!
The pictoral answer to the question: ‘What happens when you mix Patrick Star from Spongebob with an aging former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?’
Holy crap, someone’s replaced her with Barry Manilow!
Now, if I could just find a hat to go with my outfit!
WOW…. Words just can’t even BEGIN to describe what is running thru my head right now. WOW
I just hurled!!!
She’s either counting her change (Lord KNOWS there’s no room for a purse with that outfit) OR she’s texting on her cell phone. Maybe its a ‘rescue me from myself’ text!!!!
You could put her in a freezer for a week and that outfit would still not be cool.
are we sure thats a woman? Those seem like some hairy legs and THAT could ruin the look unless it was a guy … lmao
HEY who took that picture of my wife.
hope she win big with her boots at bingo hahahahaha
hope she win big with her boots at bingo hahahahaha lots of love
Um, yeah. I work retail for the last 18 years, and sadly, this is the norm.
i have those same shorts :[
Susan in Warrenville
Submom, I tottally agree with you. Outfits this bad don’t just happen…you have to plan them! More power to her!!!
I give her 4 out of 5 Wally World stars.
Why oh why are all the good ones from the lone star state????
Home Sweet Home!
Gotta love it, and granny I think ya llook great! yee haw y’all
Those boots may be made for bingo. but those shorts are made for a 10 year old. BTW, bras are also made for your boobs.
I think you forgot the paper bag for your head though.
September 24th, 2009
Was this taken in Houston? cuz I swear I saw this one in some boots and short shorts one day last week standing under a bridge giving all the drivers that passed her by..nasty looks! Short shorts and boots and a hat!
Please, the only thing that looks good are THE boots!
OMG!! A.R, did you post this!?! TOO funny…
September 25th, 2009
This is freakin’ classic!
Actually, the boots are pretty hot. If they aren’t leather, I’d wear ‘em, though I prefer a higher heel. Might even wear the t-shirt, though not the shorts, not ever (white shorts? HEY-ELL NO!). Of course, I actually have a body that looks relatively good in such things. On her? SCARY AS ALL GET OUT!
yeah…she definitely has some kind of powers. smh
I think it feels good walking around a store in short shorts, especially when you can hear the comments and giggles from other people about your butt hanging out. I would love to see this woman in our Walmart, I think she’s sexy.
I totally thought this was Kate Gosselin.
Ummm, I hope she is just trying those on and did not actually leave the house like that.
I bet all those nasty men were beating off in the dressing rooms over this one!!!
Does she really think her legs look longer if she rolls the waist over again?
Mooooom, what the hell!? I told you not to wear those clothes anymore, they’re 30 years old!
September 26th, 2009
Shit! Out of crack again
Leave her alone! It just might be “take your drunk, prozac eating, mother-in-law to work” day.
Now THAT”S what JT meant when he said he’s bringing SEXY BACK.
DO NOT WANT
no no sweetie, the depends go on the inside of your cloths..
I realize that some people don’t have much, and I feel for this person. I cannot imagine anyone leaving the house dress liked that if they had a better option, I just can’t. I mean wow
She’s even got the waistband of her shorts rolled down like all the skinny young girls wear…might as well complete the look.
September 27th, 2009
Although still agile with a stripper pole, Candy knew there would come a day when she would no longer be able to get by on her looks alone…
mmm hmmm sop that up with a bisquit! wait..im not hungry.
HAHA so funny that this is the typical sorority outfit. However, i don’t believe she is continuing her education…
September 28th, 2009
wow Texas hookers have really bad fashion sense.
September 29th, 2009
god u can see the lumps on her legs! this sucks change it!
What happened to Britney Spears!!???
September 30th, 2009
Seriously? Does she have the waistband folded over to expose MORE of her belly?
shit, i have these shorts too.
OMG! Uggs are hideous and they still might have made this scene a little better!
her granddaughter may have borrowed her clothes. I guess she returned the favor. Too bad the grandaughter is about 12.
Granny is the definition of “rode hard & put away wet”
October 1st, 2009
I have those shorts.
She’s between takes on the show “Intervention”
lot about you
October 3rd, 2009
Wow, does she work at the stripper clubs on tuesdays? I’d like to come see her! Just kidding, but really grandma, look in the mirror before you leave the house.
October 4th, 2009
is it just be, or do her shorts look like a big adult-sized diaper?
i have those same shorts…i feel like i should never wear them again…
October 5th, 2009
She’s rockin the beer gut, and I love the way she’s not ashamed…
October 6th, 2009
She’s rockin tha beer gut and I love the way she’s not ashamed…
Debbie Does Depends
October 19th, 2009
I have those same shorts!!!! The only difference is I’m 14 and 110 lbs
October 23rd, 2009
She came in wearing a robe, which she was wearing when she snuck out of the psych ward, then slipped into the dressing room where she ditched the robe and put on what was behind curtain #1, narrowly escaping the men holding the white jacket at the door.
October 27th, 2009
wow kate really let herself go….
November 2nd, 2009
Gotta match the BOOTS to the SHIRT……….PERFECT!!!
November 5th, 2009
Meth is a hell of a drug apparently
November 6th, 2009
WHY LORD!!?? WHY?!!!!!
November 9th, 2009
i have those same shorts :/
November 10th, 2009
I have those same shorts ;/
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November 21st, 2009
A horribly bad representation of Texas. Most of us Texans are nothing like this!
December 2nd, 2009
dunlap!?.. cuz her muffin top dun lapped over!! LMAO!!!
October 22nd, 2010