I guess it’s the sign of the devil and the sign of the moron.
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the walmart devil is looking for a cell phone
February 25th, 2011
What’s even going on there? I can’t tell.
Is he the victim of a cruel “passed out drunk” joke???
Seminary school rears its ugly head……. LITERALLY!!
What an idiot…..
It looks more like a sign for highway 666.
He’s looking for a “no contract phone” guess he’s tired of all the legal work trapping living souls
“Would you like fries with that?”
The devil went down to Wal-Mart, he was looking for a phone to steal…
Those are his winning lotto numbers for tonight..
Those are his lotto numbers for tonight
And apparently I have a stuttering issue.. Sorry about that!
Wow that’s hot! Okay no it’s not just couldn’t help the pun.
I thought the Devil went down to Georgia??
And the last 4 numbers of my phone number are 2222……
Looks like his hair was thin so someone tattoo’d some curls for him!
Never thought I’d say this; however that fat head screams out for a mullet.
And the last 4 numbers of my phone number are 2222……….
Don’t blame him, his momma had that done when he was a kid. That’s actually his house address and since she knew he was a moron and would probably forget it…
You know the economy is in bad shape when the the Devil goes down to Walmart looking for a soul to steal because gas is to high for him to make it to Georgia.
Isn’t the mark supposed to be behind the ear?
Nah, it’s the price he paid for his entire wardrobe.
Are we sure that’s not “GGG”? This guy doesn’t look smart enough to working for the devil. I mean seriously who tattoos the back of their head then doens’t have enough smarts not shave it for people to see?
I’ve always said that I see everyone and Jesus when I go to Wal-Mart, but I didn’t know Satan and the Anti-Christ shopped there too!
The area code is 603 NOT 666…….
The Antichrist has bad credit and has to get a pay as you go phone. Identity theft affects everyone.
I like this . You have no questions. You know this man is piss ignorant.
No second guessing
This is why you have to be at least 18 to get a tattoo……but even then, some stupidity can’t be avoided!
Hey even the devil needs beef jerky and deodorant…
Moron? Yes. Devil? Not so much.
Funny, funny answers, people. Wish I was as clever!
I agree with Karma. I’m saying this is not a tattoo and was done with marker pens. The sixes are not symmetrical at all and look like they were done freehand while he was asleep on the couch. Even the lamest tattoo artist in America would do a better job than that.
The rest of the outcall number is under his shirt
not his fault….he told the tattoo person he wanted
I guess you have never seen a jailhouse tattoo
This is why people should have to have an IQ test before they get to vote or procreate!
And those three numbers added together represent his IQ.
that tat represents the number of fathers tested on the Maury Povich show
You all are wrong. The mark of the beast is 616 not 666. It was translated wrong. It’s nice to know you are comfortable calling this man an idiot when you guys don’t even know what you are talking about.
The Mark of the Beast is 616 not 666. It was messed up in translation from Aramaic. How you all condemn this man for being stupid when you people don’t even know what the mark of the beast is, is beyond my comprehension. Maybe you should have to take an IQ test to post on here too.
The Mark of the Beast is 616 not 666. I think you all need to do some research before you call others stupid.
I guess even Satanic worshipers are scared of cell phone contracts.
A younger picture of OBAMA planning his next “Picnic in the Park”….
That will be an awkward scar when he later in life becomes a preacher lol
Haha… The devil wants to make a deal….. a wireless “no Contract” deal… lmao
Before you start filling out your MENSA application, perhaps you can work on NOT repeating yourself and looking like you desperately need attention. Also, maybe… JUST maybe.. no one cares about your theological expertise.
And, for the record… when you need to tell yourself you’re smarter than others, chances are… you’re not. It’s like naming yourself “HotBabe4U” If you have to point out you’re attractive, you probably aren’t.
One time my sister drew a mustache on me when I was sleeping. It didn’t wash off good and I went to McDonalds with it! Boy was Mom mad. This reminded me of that.
Don’t fill out that MENSA application just yet. You sound like an idiot and that is probably the ONLY trivia you actually know. You come off as some satanically obsessed kid who thinks they know everything and again, if you have to tell people you are smart, you probably are just an average bear with nothing to offer but free Burger King from work.
Only truly lucky people get to see the rest of his phone number under the collar
Don’t submit your MENSA… oh.. I figured if I posted 3 times as well, you would get the idea… annoying isn’t it?
i see these kids everytime in walmart children of the dammned
@SMARTERTHANYOU Since you are the only one who came up with that little bit of “wisdom” I say, you are the moron. It isn’t the number that is important. It’s the belief. The idiot in the photo believes the anti-Christ # is 666. How dare you try to take away his “god” and OUR fun.
Oh he didn’t take it away, he added to it! Now we can make fun of the obviously inbred kid who thinks he is smart. This kid probably scored a copy of Anton LaVey’s Satanic Bible and now is an expert.
OH.. NEWSFLASH… A LOT of the bible was mis-translated from aramaic, you dolt.
I know you’re proud of your credit score, but you didn’t have to get it tattooed on your neck.
@smarterthana5thgrader : Soo, than this guy is even MORE of an idiot since he doesnt know the “real” number….. Makes your “argument” pretty weak… not to mention that the merk of the beast was olny cited in revalations, which was written in GREEK, not Aramic. Take your own advice and do some research.
Yeah! What they said!
I always wonder how some people got around the hiring process.
lol Some people amaze me… whether by their posts on here or the pictures. This makes my work day go by so much faster. Thanks POW
Looks like $666 to me — must be his price on the street corner.
SIX…SIX-SIX….THE NUMBER OF THE DIPSHIT!!!
666 equals burn burn burn..how sad this world is getting!
Geezzzz folks, you have it all wrong…stand him on his head..it’s his WEIGHT..999!
Maybe he was bent over and wanted 999?
Bill can’t figure out why nobody but Wal-mart wanted to hire him….
SmarterThanYou, do some more research. Irenaeus in the second century stated that 616 was a mistranslation in the manuscript. In addition, 666 is mentioned elsewhere in the Bible which adds to its credence.
it’s OMG not GGG
February 26th, 2011
@ SMARTERTHENYOU….”666 has become one of the most widely recognized symbols for the Antichrist or, alternately, the Devil. Earnest references to 666 occur both among apocalypticist Christian groups and in explicitly anti-Christian subcultures. An appearance of the number 666 in contemporary Western art or literature is, more likely than not, an intentional reference to this number of the Beast symbolism. Such popular references to 666 are too numerous to list” NOW..do I need to post it three times…or do you get it now? Shut your mouth, your ignorance is showing….x 3! (Might want to change your name as well…or re think it)
I can usually ignore the annoying comments…but your an ass.
safe bet MENSA won’t be knocking on his door. ?
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Get your hicks on Route 666
February 27th, 2011
Good Lord, he shouldn’t even joke about something like that. Does he even know what wearing that mark means? Beyond all the working for the Devil jokes?
He actually asked for “sex, sex, sex” but the tattoo artist misheard him
February 28th, 2011
F.Y.I> is the number of man, not the devil.
F.Y.I. 6 is the number of man, not the devil.
you are absolutely right jager… Thanks for ruining it for me… I just KNEW Wal-Mart was evil and this was supposed to be my undeniable evidence… But thanks to you, I know its FAKE! lol… Seriously, you have to be desperate to reach this far to stand out. Even nonconformists ultimately conform by way of their own conformity.. SMH
March 5th, 2011
@sooty… love that comment.. just noticed that lack of love on it.. Very clever indeed..
what a freak 666 whos gives a rats butt about the devil…. ONLY GOTHS AND FREAKS.. LOVES DEVILS… THE REST LOVES JESUS
i think its retarded
March 10th, 2011
smarterthenyou – I just looked the information up for the mark of the antichrist (the man not satan) and Revalation 13:18 specifically states “Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. (666) “. When I looked up what is six hundred threescore and six this is what I found: threescore determiner an archaic word for sixty, Noun 1. threescore – a set with 3 times 20 members, Adj. 1. threescore – being ten more than fifty, so this equals 60, so you have 600 + 60 +6 = 666. I don’t know where you get it is 616 and it was mistranslated. Do you love satan and you are trying to throw people who love the Lord off by this information? Quit trying because were not listening.
March 12th, 2011
okay, i guess you made it clear to the world that one day you want to go to Hell and burn for the rest of your life… yeah, what an awesome decision! or maybe you think you can be the devil’s little helper… well im sorry i dunno what he has told you but remember he IS the king of all liars.
March 19th, 2011
also the sign of a ruthless nazi motorcycle gang if i remember correctly
April 1st, 2011