Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, spare me the pain and just wake me when it’s done having it’s way with me.
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she looks like the big ogre that lived outside the Fraggle Rock cave.
February 25th, 2011
If you take the time to put highlights in your hair, also take the time to purchase some Spanx and “chicken cutlets” to have your top fit right…man or woman!
let’s hope the photographer used a zoom lens…might be dangerous to stand that close…
This guy is getting dressed up as a lady to be funny! I saw a movie like that.
“excuse me, sir i need more makeup for my face”… lol.
Now that gives new meaning to the word ugly !
I can’t stop- thats one ugly bitch !!!
Forgive me but I have to go on.
She is so ugly I can stand next to her and look good .
Somebly call camp film director John Waters. This creature is the reincarnation of his transvestite screen star “Divine.”
Honey, you may want to rethink that eyeshadow. It does nothing for your complexion. Come to think about it, you may want to rethink your wardrobe, too. And hairstyle. And gender. And . . . .
I'm the warped one
Would someone please lift up “it’s” second chin to see if “it” has a Adam’s apple under it?
On second thought……
More makeup…..more convincing.
OMG, that thing couldn’t stand in Divine’s glorious shadow!
she got hit with the ugly stick from hell. don’t look into her eyes
Her tube top is working harder than anyone at Walmart
Oh look – Snooki went blonde.
Yikes! Hate to meet up with her in a dark alley.
Yikes! I’d hate to meet up with her in a dark alley. Or is that a him? Pretty hairy arms for a lady.
That’s not ugly….that’s SCARY!
Girl it is cd’s like you who make it tough on us girls who put real effort into passing. Please stop going out like that. I am embarassed for you.
“Science Fiction, double feature.”
You know, there are ways to dress up like a woman without looking completely ridiculous. Of course, on this site, even women don’t know how to dress like a woman without looking completely ridiculous, so there it is.
she has a face to make a freight train take a dirt road… her skin is like elephant hide. here on eye don’t match up to the other one….. she is the ugliest mother alive!
LOL Luke didn’t know you swung that way ))
He has side boobs!
Wondering – did we finally get rid of Marian and her urgent pleading? This site getting spammed is just funny as hell.
There is no question in my mind that THAT is a man. Has to be. If that’s not a dude, I’ll go to Kmart, but a hat and eat it. (I don’t shop at WalMart)
Everything is bigger and….well just plain bigger in Texas! Hopefully she(?) is buying a razor to touch up the chin stubble
“Everything is bigger in Texas”…even the trolls.
WOW… Where do I even start? I’m speechless……
Excuse me sir, it appears as though you have a vagina in your armpit.
Bless “it’s” heart, it should never try to draw attention to it’s self…..but then again…
OMG!!! EVERYTHING about this picture is wrong… It should be illegal for these kinda people to reproduce!!!!
Even The tranny prostitudes are Bigger in Texas
What I love is that she is standing in the Health and Beauty section. It won’t help you tuts…
GH in the B-Lo!
We have the creature caged off on the one end and now we will move in to see if we can catch it.
“All the single ladies, all the single ladies” She embodies the song!!
Awww ( I just want to give her… I mean him.. or uhm…… yeah. That person needs a HUGGG!!!!!!
OMG, This Dude been sniffing to much glue all his life. he remines me of Robert ‘Bob’ Paulson (Meatloaf from Fight Club).
Robert ‘Bob’ Paulson: Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
“Everything is bigger in Texas”…including the trolls.
She’s a he folks.
I think this one has a mangina…
Hey do you wanna drink Bailey’s out of a boot? Hum ..? do ya?
Hey, you guys, he might have a golden voice… Or do I have that backwards. Yeah, I do. He has a face for radio.
Well, at least he isn’t totally wasting that degree from the Tammy Faye Bakker School of Nothing Remotely Close to Beauty!
Is that even a woman?
When you look that bad, why even try? Are you sure that’s not a man?
what the h*ll is that???
I think I saw her in the movie Time Bandits….was a sea monster!
$3 guys ….. $3 and the caged beast is all yours!
OMG….what….is….THAT?! RUN AWAY!
I understand making fun of those with very poor wardrobe choices & even though this isn’t the best of choices, at least all her junk is covered. Can’t make fun of someone because of how they look. They were born that way & she’s trying to make herself look better with make up & hair highlights. Just think this post is in poor taste of making fun of someone that isn’t up to what “we” as a society think is beautiful. /
That one fell out of the ugly tree and hit every last limb, all the way down.
Bless it’s heart.
That’s a man, everyone!
I COULDNT QUIT LAUGHING!!!!!IS THIS A MAN OR WOMAN???SO HARD TO TELL!!!!!! WHO TAKES THESE PICTURES ANYWAYS???
Does this outfit make me look fat? No sir, maam. Your cheeks do.
Now when you and your boys go Hogging. This thing would Win the Pot everytime
that is a dude…please tell me that is a dude in drag.
Either way, it’s very unfortunate.
Check out the fur on the arms. THE MISSING LINK ! ! ! !
Look, it’s Ursula the octopus from the Little Mermaid.
Not even a mother could love that face….
Snookie want smoosh smoosh!!
No way! ha ha ha ha.. poor thing.. she really has to walk around with that face!
That’s a dude.
Is it Halloween, already???
um dont really know what to say about this picture but she is UGLY .. and my husband and i are in a debate if its MALE OR FEMALE whatever it is it’s ugly IT’S A PAT you never know if its male for female
First thing I said when I saw the picture close up…. “OH MY GOD!!”
That’s one NASTY tranny!
Winnie The Pooh
I didn’t know Jabba The Hut shopped at Wal-Mart, but at the same time, I am not surprised.
Dude’s one high shelf reach away from a disastrous nip-slip. Get down on your knees & start prayin!!
SHREK AND SNOOKIE HAD A BABY!
Some people look like they have been hit with an “Ugly Stick’…this one looks like it was hit square in the face with an “Ugly Tree”…
She/He has been beat too many time with an ugly stick n God was the one with the stick…lol
I have heard of be people being “thrown under the bus”, but in this case the base backed and ran over over it again…and again…and again…
Please pass the eye bleach! And the Pepto!
Lord, help me to un-see that!
Someone should ban her from shopping in the TEEN department. That isn’t even in her size.
I am OLG GRG!!!!! you seen my mixup downstairs. Do you love me, Could you lern to Love me.
SHREK IN DRAG!
HAHA looks like they have a fence put up at the end of the aisle to try and keep it contained. There is too much to say about this person that I don’t know where to start or where to end…. wow.
“It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole”
To Quote Reel Big Fish “Ban the Tube Top”
Hey! wait a minute Jill.
I told you Chris Farley was still alive.
Hello Sir or Madam, how can I help you?
I will NEVER complain about my fat arms again…..
Is that a dude?
Oh Crap, its Ursula from “The Little Mermaid”
Best real life shrek I’ve ever seen!
Best real life shrek I’ve ever seen!!!
i’m with KEVIN 12, she looks just like Madame Trash Heap, only I’d venture to guess Madame Trash Heap smelled better.
you say “IT” got hit with an ugly stick ummm no this thing fell from the top of a 100 foot ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
its like a car crash! you just can’t look away!!!
Somebody buy her a mirror for petes sake
@ Jer. I think she-him is beyond help
Looks like Ursula finally ate the Little Mermaid.
Redneck and Proud
Seriously……what is it? Male or female? I really can’t tell.
wow and I mean WOW!!!! Paul Bearer really let himself go after wrestling!!
omg……really? that cant be a woman…………
I am almost or just about 200 lbs, and Little do I want my picture taken for the way O look, I certainly am contious of how I dress, cuz littlerly nothing I wear looks good, I look gross……..”AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (SCEAMING IN HORROR) THIS IS GROSS, YUK!!! WHAT CAN SHE POSSIBLY BE THINKING WEARING THIS OUTFIT??
Apparently this sicko does not have a mirror at home.
Dude you need to do something with your nails to pull of this look!
Oh my GOD. I’m sure that’s a man. And he apparently thinks he needs MORE makeup based on the aisle he’s in. He’ll need to swing by hardware for a putty knife though to apply it. Pretty sure there aren’t brushes big enough
IT”S SNOOKIE IN HD !!!!!
I suppose everything really IS bigger in Texas. Run away!
Even its momma doesnt think its beautiful..Ouch.. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
See I knew Big Pun wasnt really dead..
He just wanted to be hs true self
holy sh*t! definatlly man…… why is the foundation ghostly white? goth transvestite???
Did they trap her in the aisle? Look at the yellow fence to keep her there.
HEY!! That’ Chris Farley’s sister!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!
The sad thing is, she thinks she looks good.
Should be Mr Ruby Red Lips… I Think ? I would like to figure it out, but my eyes just couldn’t take it…
“It’s a Man Baby…. Yaaaa”
Chris Farley in drag!!!!!!!!
seriously??????????!!!!!!!! that cannot be a woman!!!!!! no woman I have ever seen is that ugly!!!!!!
what’s with the sweat band? hormone treatments a little rough?
Good gawd! You cannot tell if it’s a he or she and apparently does not do either gender any justice. I think it’s time I lived on another planet now. Please someone, I’m begging you, send me to Mars or something because I can’t take the Alien Life Forms here any more.
Some clothing just should NOT be made in double digit sizes!!!
That’s gotta be a man! I love the caption, btw.
She is even ugly for a guy which I think it is.
Assuming it is in fact a she, the body looks hittable… but the face is going to give me nightmares. I wouldn’t hit it unless it wore a mask, or at least a paper bag over the head. YIKES!
johnny sack from ‘sopranos’ in drag. witness protection.
”I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.” lol
”… that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.” lol
Very oddly proportioned body shape. Such a small bosom on such a big frame. Not sure what the wrist band is for… usually people wear them when exercising or playing tennis to catch the sweat.
I’m pretty sure an exercise in bad wardrobe judgment doesn’t qualify.
@ Stuck2DaSheetz.. I actually thought of that song when I first saw this, ^5 to you for posting it! LMAO!
This is Real Scary Spice
If I was female I wouldn’t mind having her as a friend- if I was in the joint.
Real Scarey Spice
Dude looks like a lady!
Now I see who Mr. Tyler and Mr. Perry wrote the song about.
she IS hot !!!!
I don’t know what’s worse-the poor make-up job, the horrible rolls, the hairdo, the outfit or the hairy arms.
He needs to wax-up, make-up and Spanx up or dress like a man!
Whatever that thing is, I bet it has a huge Armor Class. Better pull out your +5 Greatsword of Ogre Slaying.
Predator comes to mind….”You’re one ugly motherf**ker”.
What’s with the Bride of Frankenstein eyes? She’s scary, too!
wow, if DIck Cheney had access to her in 2001, we wouldnt have to waterboard terroirsts–we would just have to force them to watch her strip naked and they would instantly talk!
To Be Me
The zombies from the “Living Dead” look better…I have to say, she really is fugly.
@MANBEARPIG-Sounds like you play D&D. Have to agree on your way of banishing her. I have a feeling that spells would just bounce off of her.
February 26th, 2011
“It puts the lotion on the skin!”
The makeup looks like something you’d see on a person in a casket. :/
sumo wrestler teriyaki mikaki on a coffee break
is that andrea adamczak’s friend, wendy perkins?
Chris in NC
Wow, the Joker really let himself go… dang.
She would be hot in bed, very warm to be next to.
its got 4 boobs?!?!? bawhahahahha this comes to mind…….
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
you can barf now…..
I didn’t realize the retarded ogre Bratz doll line was available in stores now.
Oh dear God, this… thing… is going to give me nightmares for a month.
Whoever said Chris Farley I was thinking I was gonna get the speech about living in a shack down by the river.
Waaaaait a minute…. I thought Chris Farley died….
If you date that thing, you’re going to wind up in a pit in it’s basement having to put the lotion in the basket.
OMG – I am ROTFLMFAO! I actually took this pic and trust me – I DID use a zoom…there was no way in HELL I was getting close to that thing!
@ Heather – yes ma’am – I stood FAR away when I took this shot. It passed by me and I was like, “What the HELL…” so I followed it and the saleslady and the saleslady was trying not to crack up laughing so I acted as if I were looking for an eyeliner and had just gotten a text or something and snapped the picture! I got a parting shot of it, but it’s not too hot. Everyone was looking at it like, “OMG!!!!!!!!”
i’d rather eat her mushrooms ….
I swear thats my uncle John in drag!
Tis “Jabette the Hutt”.
(sound of wolves howling at the moon)
i’d rather eat her mushrooms …
February 27th, 2011
Shrek is dragging out!
I thought Tammy Faye was dead.
okk so has anyy1 noticedd shes in da beautyy section???
That is a man. Look at the hands….
she missed beauty day at school !!!!!!
February 28th, 2011
I would just like to thank you…… You are going to be giving me nightmares for the rest of my life. I also just wanted to say that I didn’t know wannabe divas were allowed in Texas……Isn’t that a Vegas thing? Or did you just get kicked out of every other club as well as state due to your ugliness?
My favorite part of this whole thing is the caption under the picture. Almost peed my pants laughing so hard!
Please tell me this was taken in a Walmart far, far away from me. The giant tranny luchador is scarring me for life as we speak. Where’s a pitchfork when you need it!
oh my! They say everything is bigger in Texas. That certainly applies for this lady!!
I live in a VAN down by the river.
Quote of the day from a few posts ago:
I’m just curious, how could anyone still think “I just threw up a little in my mouth” or “pass the eye bleach” is still funny after the 1000th time? “LOL”
Is it male or female? Is it even completely human?
Back to the Future – Oops I did it again in 3D
And the earth shall open up and vomit such a creature which will have no adams apple and shall prey on others that are also an upchuck from the pits of the earth and it shall take the form of a hideous monster we call leather face.
Greater: welcome to Wal-Maaaa oh my god!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2011
OMG,that poor man……I mean lady….. I mean….I mean
I mean, that lady with the male hormones….
C’mon kids, stop staring at it.
March 4th, 2011
Death by Snoo-Snoo…O_o
Make the quote, “Only steers and queers come from Texas” from Full Metal Jacket, so much more true.
Man this is a harsh website. I don’t see why you people are so mean. You know nothing about this lady. Doesn’t anyone care about there heart, what if this happend to be your mother or sister or cousin or dare I say you. Would you want people to make fun of you or your loved ones? May others show you mercy where you have not shown this woman.
March 6th, 2011
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Make it go away! OMG!!
excuse me sir, if you’re looking for the hair salon it’s in the front of the store as you walk in on your left. Also if you’re looking for makeup department, all you need to do is go in the hardware where the cans are. grab a few cans of makeup. it says spray paint but it’s really makeup for you. I think black would be a nice color for your uhmmmmm……. whole face.
March 7th, 2011
I’m not convinced that this is not a dude!!!! If it’s really a chick she is UUUUUGGGGGLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I think Aerosmith wrote a song about this guy… *cough, cough*
I’m almost inclined to think this might be a guy
also, where on earth did they find foundation in ‘ashy gray’
March 8th, 2011
It’s a PINEAPPLE !!!
It looks like Artie Lange doing a sketch for Mad TV or Horatio Sanz doing his Carol character from SNL.
March 9th, 2011
IT’S KIRSTIE ALLEY HIDE ALL THE FOOD!!
March 13th, 2011
Its been hard for the orcs now that they are done making lord of the rings
March 15th, 2011
“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin”.
March 18th, 2011
plz tell me that’s just a guy with transplants.
March 20th, 2011
I didn’t know Chris Farley had a sister!!!
March 24th, 2011
OK, seriously… do none of these people have a mirror at home? Looks like she’s wearing a top for a 5 yr old, he foundation looks like clown make-up… No, just NO!
March 27th, 2011
“Quoting Rod Stewart” If you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on baby let me know!……
There will never be a place on Earth were it’s dark enough for this creature to procreate!
March 30th, 2011
Holy crap its shrek!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2011
Holy hell that scared the shit outta me!!!!!!
April 14th, 2011
I’ve been giggling for the last 40 minutes. Love the captions and this one really got me : P It’s so hard to believe how some people leave their houses thinking they look good !!!
April 24th, 2011
Oh I was in line in front of him I mean her @ the dollar store a few weeks ago.
April 27th, 2011
OMG..I KNOW HIM..HE SITS OUTSIDE THE GAY CLUB HERE IN SANANTONIO AS A WORKING GIRL…
April 28th, 2011
Omg I see this “lady” all the time she lives in el paso!!!!
April 30th, 2011
… Is… Is that a woman..? Or a man…?
June 12th, 2011
Oh dang,, looks like some kinda creature you’d see in the “Labyrinth” movie hahaha!! Woowww, this is some scary stuff..
June 23rd, 2011
someone looks a little manly
July 6th, 2011
HOLY SHIT CHRIS FARLEY IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!!!
July 14th, 2011
Well if SEAN says its bad then it MUST REALLY be BAD!!!
September 8th, 2011
Is that a man?
February 17th, 2012
Male or Female?? Fo realll…..
March 4th, 2012