Look at the ass on that! He must work out….and the one in blue shorts isn’t bad either.
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Dumb photo caption!!
March 2nd, 2011
Looks like he’s squeezing his butt cheeks together….maybe he’s trying to hold in a terd? Or maybe a fart? *gag*
A true service dog would have told him “Don’t wear those shorts!!!”
What about the dog? Why is their a dog in walmart that isn’t a service dog? Service dogs don’t pull on a leash that way.
His ass is so tight, he can crack some walnuts….
He is definitely squeezing those cheeks and doing butt exercises while waiting in line!!!!
Gods, I really didn’t need to see that before I’d had my first cup of coffee!!!
WOW….Looks like he forgot to put his pants on…..Hate when that happens….LOL
He can’t be married. No wife I can think of would have let him out the door. Or even the bathroom.
Puts a new meaning to “Eat My Shorts”
That is one HOT wedgie!
puts a new meaning to ‘eat my shorts’
excuse me, can you tell me where the boys department is?
My question is why does he even have that dog in the store? That is no service dog!.
WOW…..He forgot to put pants on……Dam I hate when that happens…..LOL
Who the hell gets away with takin a dog into walmart???
It hurts just looking at it.
if you look really close it looks like those are SHEER blue shorts with a THONG underneath….ew….now I have to explain why I was looking that close.
Love the caption!! Lol!!!
This must be his ‘seeing eye’ dog. Too bad he can’t see his ass from this end He has a hockey player’s ass!
Another “ONLY IN CALIFORNIA” picture.
He’s really gotta use the little boys room..
ummm….you’re questioning how the DOG got into WalMart? Have you seen the POW?
Gay dude just got his fudge packed
He could crack walnuts with that thing! Nobody would eat them, but he could crack them!
any man that can wear shorts that short in public most certainly is not a REAL MAN at all …..
He’s doing Kegal exercises.
Shorts too small, dog leash too big
wonder if his ass is as smooth as his head….
Just be happy it wasn’t a frontal view
ugh!! no underwear?! sure glad you don’t get a frontal view
RE: Dog in Walmart–if he claimed it was a service dog, the assocates are not allowed to prevent him from taking it in. Even when it’s obviously NOT a service animal.
I’m guessing he’s a runner, and he took his do with him. NEXT!
Once again…..am I looking at 10 and 11??
He’s squeezin those cheeks as tight as he can, but I have a feeling there is still gonna be a brown spot real soon if this price check doesn’t come back quick!
who is gonna search him to find out what he is hiding between those cleanched cheeks ?
Now imagine for a moment this gentleman doing kagle exercises, you have just entered, the twisted zone…
Everyone is wearing pants in this photo except this creep.
O Jesus!! From the back of the head, he looks like George Carlin… For the rest of him, he kind’a looks like Richard Simmons. Dear god help us if he’s the combination of the two.
“Geez, will you look at the buns on that one”
“Yeah, he must work out”
gives new meaning to the phrase “Crack Kills” .
The $5 DVD bargain bin is just a perfect touch! I love it!
20mg. tablets work best …
I like the way the dog is trying to pull away from him, like “I’m not really with this guy!”
Haha I love the $5 DVD Bargain Bin! It’s like a finishing touch lol!
Notice the way the dog is trying to pull away from him, as if “I’m not really with this guy!”
Imagine what the front of those shorts look like… ugh!
At 90 you’d be proud of an ass like that. makes your puppy go dong dong dong
rummage around and tell me.
Reminds me of those old Nair commercials where the women sing “Who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts!”
On a side note, I think if you were to get my @$$ into a thong and give me a wegie like he has, I would be flexing my glutius that tight too!
He’s doing Kegal exercises
Even the dog’s pulling away.
If I was gay, my gaydar would be off the charts now…
Grandpa’s got a bangin’ booty!
Of course that is a service dog cause if this guy could see himself in the mirror he wouldn’t have left the house! Lol
think i was in my teens the last time rummaging around felt this good … thanks
If I was security I would demand to see what he was hiding in there.
i have some real concerns about you BARBARA PERKINS.
Hmmm… how far back do I have to go to find that one, it looks very familiar…..
California? Must be San Franciso.
BTW, you don’t keep a service dog on a retractable leash. Jus’ sayin’.
it’s obvious he’s a runner and takes his dog w/him…but he sure could’ve put some sweats or some type of work out pants over that rear end…he looks to be in great shape…but I don’t care how good shape he’s in…I don’t want to see anyones rear end try to eat their shorts! He looks old enough to know better too!
everyone keeps commenting on the dog…imagine: your the door greater you see this guy walk in, what do you think they are looking at? definitely not the dog! i would probably just let him walk by too. with those legs he might do a judo kick to head if i said something!
With those sheer shorts, I wish we had a frontal view!
He’s an old dude with no underwear. He’s klenching his ass muscles and caught his shorts in his crack. He’s balding and disgusting. Poor dog.
He must have to pass gas….that’s why he is holding his butt cheeks together!
just be glad we see the back, not the front… and this was a great morning laugh!
Everyone is missing the silver lining here, at least he’s not morbidly obese, that would make this picture ten times worse.
… hope it makes you proud to blow my cover each and every time.
They actually look sprayed on! ~shudders~
Sometimes I take my dog Ginger for a walk. This reminded me of that.
Lord Brion Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods
Simply claiming a dog as a “service animal” doesn’t cut it. A service dog has to be wearing the “jacket” showing that it is a service animal, and have the valid papers to prove it.
The managers/associates have EVERY right to deny this man entrance – the dog is putting other shoppers at risk no matter how well-trained he says it is.
Notice the dog pulling away…he’s embarrassed to be seen with his owner who forgot to put on pants over his blue boxer shorts.
i bet the dog has had its fair share of peanut butter
I likehow on almost EVERY COMMENT, someone has pressed the dislike/thumbs down button.
i bet that dog has seen its fair share of peanut butter…
That’s some funny shit right there!
At first, l thought maybe they’re the pianted-on types…an illusion of wearing something? There, you’d have to “keep everything tight” in order to make it look real.
Of course, he can always cover over his front with something like an extended shirt or something in his hand.
Did he inherit those from Bill Clinton?
How come only one person has noticed that the caption is from the movie Dumb and Dumber?
I thought it was a rather cheeky caption. Ha.
Hot GUY IN BLUUUUUE SHORTS!!!
Yeah its me
If you got it, FLAUNT it!
Attention WalMart Shoppers
Funny…….. I was listening to Eminem Ass Like That and this pic showed up………Altho I feel sorry for the dog
Thats no service dog for two very obvious reason, #1 service dogs are trained to lead the disabled, not the disabled lead the dog. #2 these service dogs are trained on what to do if a disaster occurs, the dog would have lead this ass clinching retard strait to the mens department when he saw these shorts… !
$ $ $ ……
Dayum!!!!!! while this guy’s attire is inappropriate, I sure wish the men here and everywhere I look….. had this good of an ass/body.
His butt kind of looks like his dog’s butt. lol
he’s obviously a runner…he probably ran there and the locals know him so they let him in! he got mountain dew for him and probably a treat for the dog.
Time For Me To Fly
It’s POWDERED TOAST MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I just zoomed in. It’s not a thong. It’s a jock strap supporter so his goodies don’t hang out the left leg (or the right). Be thankful.
March 3rd, 2011
I don’t think its so much the question of why is he with a dog in Walmart, its why is the dog with him in Walmart… notice how he is trying to stand as far away from Mr. Blue Shorts as his leash will let him
@ Clean_1: Thanks for the explanation, I thought he might be wearing Superhero underpants.
Since when do they allow “”"”"DOGS”"”" into a ‘GROCERY’ STORE!!!
Isn’t this a Health issue???? Especially since there’s food and produce in the store???
WOW is all I can say!!!!! :/
March 10th, 2011
“Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!” ~Cinnamon Toast Man~
March 11th, 2011
reads above … right it’s POWDERED toast man! hahah.
I wonder how he looks from the front.. Probably a peanut size D***..
March 14th, 2011
It looks as if he is clenching so he doesn’t poop his pants.
March 27th, 2011
Does that but crack peanuts and is it usable?
April 27th, 2011
@Lord Brion Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods, That’s not true, according to the ADA, (americans with disabilities act) the dog doesn’t need papers, nor is a place legally allowed to ask for them, in fact, they can be fined for doing that, nor is a dog required to wear an outfit stating it’s a service dog.
NOT that I disagree, this is obviously NOT a service dog, it’s just a pet. But, WalMart is so afraid of a lawsuite that they won’t say anything.
I have a service dog, and I see dogs in WalMart all the time, even when they are VERY obviously not a service dog.
May 21st, 2011