Get Your MMA On



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So Walmart now offers MMA training. I honestly can’t think of one scenario where that isn’t a fantastic idea. I’ve long been yearning for a one-stop place for me to pick up a tight fitting Tapout shirt to better show off my gut, let someone with big muscles and cauliflower ears to slap me around, and then pickup some frozen taquitos to eat/put on my black eyes.

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  1. jon

    i would say this cool.. better then having a place to get your nais done

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  2. HMB

    Great! When we finish training we can get our taxes filled out; nothing like a one stop shop.

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  3. Moe

    Here’s to Walmart trying to take over every smaller buisness there is out there. : /

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  4. MQ

    By far the lamest pic/post on this site…
    This is off beat but no chicks with wangs or uber fattys or cat ladies so I see zero humor/entertainment in this one

    Sorry POW but this one is a fail for you…

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  5. MYOB

    These skills could prove useful when dealing with some of the WT’s that shop in these stores.

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  6. signguy

    notice how the women are so enthralled with the event….

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  7. BVG

    thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever seen….thats all we need is more douche bags in tap out shirts…..next they will selling ed hardy shirts also.

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  8. Nothing like getting your tires rotated, taxes files, sending your wife to get her nails did, while you learn to open a big ole can of whoop ass on somebody all in one building. Soon the world will just be call Wal-World your one stop for everything life has to offer.

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  9. signguy

    Top Pic: just want to know which woman amongst you would like to wake up next to that uncouth looking ape… or how many already are ?

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  10. loliconkittygirl

    I think this is a good idea. Now all the fatties can go and work out.

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  11. boob

    Hunny, im going to walmart to pick up some groceries, a new bathrobe, some wiper blades for my truck and a concusion….be right back!

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  12. Wes

    WalMart started giving Mixed Martial Arts classes to prepare shoppers for the fights that break out on Black Friday.

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  13. fader

    OK, don’t they call this a slow hanging softball or something…
    “Your wife??”
    Couldn’t resist that one.
    &:-)

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  14. gmoren0

    Awesome! Right after you get your ass kicked you can go get you that 4 dollar prescription filled!

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  15. yaboi_d

    walmart is hustling to make the money….soon walmart will be like a mall..

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  16. Darkeyes

    Yep! Walmart is not happy with Dropping Prices, now they want to Drop Asses too.

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  17. Sir Hates Alot

    I never realized how tough WalMart Greeter training is.

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  18. Jen

    Yep, they really do offer it all….next up – Zumba classes next to the deli.

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  19. signguy

    My head hurts…

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  20. Jen

    Now offering Sumo Wrestling every Thursday.

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  21. anonymous

    Our town is small and there was no other space to rent. I realize you think you’re really awesome because you’re from a big city; you’re really just pathetic and reaching. Go get a life.

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  22. Alyssa B.

    Walmart is turning into a mall, seriously. The one by my house has a subway, hair and nail place, eye doctors, photography area, an area set up to get your taxes done, and the automotive department gives out car washes. Nothing like a one stop shop…

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  23. CJ

    Hey if they get rid of McDonalds and replace with a gym I’m all in.

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  24. popanator

    You could learn to be like Batman there and be a good fighter.

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  25. anonymous!

    hahahahaha!! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ you are too funny!

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  26. verbatim

    I got just the drug for that…..

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  27. signguy

    same one you hooked me on from hello…

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  28. verbatim

    Oooooh, ya!

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  29. Jillian

    To be fair, WalMart rents out those spaces. If it gets the chubby couch potato customers exercising, woohoo!

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  30. JD Storm

    just saw these pics on a message board a couple days ago. glad to see they made it here.

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  31. To Be Me

    Someone punch you in the head, or were you thinking too hard????
    Verbatim-lay off or I will hook with up with that big guy in the orange shirt.

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  32. Son of Sam's Club

    Don’t be a sissy boy. Real men only shop at Walmart, and ocassionally shoplift.

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  33. To Be Me

    I have been into martial arts, considering taking it back up again, (last year was Ice Skating), but I don’t think having it in a grocery store is such a good idea. Seems like a conflict of interest, or at least it does in my mind.

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  34. signguy

    i think i’ve been insulted.

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  35. Padjac

    Walmart’s answer to domestic abuse! So Bubba watch out after your wife goes shopping, she may take a few lessons. Or bring the dude in orange home.
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  36. laprns

    Laughed my ass off looking at the douchebags on display! Even the ugly chick was so dumpy she couldn’t stand up straight. Yeah, WM is turning out some MMA victims~

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  37. signguy

    i am also into the marital arts …

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  38. Fly on the Wall

    Can’t I just buy the Tapout shirt and get my head shaved so people think I’m tough? I’d rather play MMA on my Xbox anyway.

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  39. fader

    Someone needs to piss off.

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  40. signguy

    Oh $h!t, I love it when you’re angry …….especially when you bring out the leathers.

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  41. verbatim

    Oooooh, not you!
    oh, you mean you love it in general. OK. No leathers for you.
    This time.

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  42. BackYard MMA

    1. Anyone who knows anything about MMA knows there are respected schools out there. They are not found in Walmarts. This is the equivalent of all those fake-ass karate places that popped up in the 80s. some douche with no credentials decides to get a license to open a place and ‘instruct’ people how to punch. I’d bet a Big Mac bought at a Walmart that he doesn’t teach them correctly, probably doesn’t even give a crap. Just take the money and run Billy Bob.

    2. Anyone who doesn’t see the humor in this or thinks this is legit probably still watches WWE “cuz its real man!” and/or is actually a member of this lame class.

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  43. BackYard MMA

    I’ll tell you problem #1: The kid is wearing MMA gloves.

    Beginners do not train w/ MMA gloves or light-weight gloves. Not unless you want them to f’n break their knuckles or hands.

    No shin pads, and barefoot. All signs of a place that has no clue what they are doing.

    This place is a lawsuit waiting to happen, and I’m surprised Walmart even allowed this. Better double check that insurance policy!

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  44. BackYard MMA

    BTW, in my blind and uncontrolled hatred for the pics I just saw, I do realize that you train barefoot, regardless if beginner or not.

    But ask anyone that has taken muay thai, vale tudo, jiujitsu or MMA in general, but all of the above looks precariously suspicious.

    If you’re kicking and punching and in training/beginner, you have shin pads and boxing gloves.

    If you’re learning wrestling/jiujitsu, you wouldn’t need the gloves.

    This place is a sham.

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  45. George Johnson

    The really amazing thing here, is all the people here that actually seem to think that this ia a Walmart offering!! Sorry guys, but this is NO different than having a bank in the store, and you don’t call that a “Walmart bank” do you?? This is space that they are RENTING OUT!!

    Looks like some of you live to hammer WM about anything….

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  46. To Be Me

    Sorry Fader…I didn’t know you were interested in the guy with the orange shirt. Lol.

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  47. To Be Me

    Insult you?? Never. I just meant that you are a deep and intense thinker contemplating the answers to some of the world biggest and worst problems. You are a genius in your own right…..
    Somebody hitting you in the head was meant that some jealous man sucker punched you because his wife/girlfriend was drooling over you…

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  48. thebatman

    umm…. well he has no shin or foot pads because It is a cage fitness class. They do workout drills like lifting the bags. It is a fitness class, not Martial Arts. Do you even know who is teaching? the 2008 Golden Gloves World Champion. …fyi

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  49. Helen

    There is a certain amout of marketing genius involved here. Wm gets the parents of the kids to shop for the 45m class, and the MMA place takes the winey “can we go home yet ” kids of the shoppers. Win, win for both businesses and families if done correctly.

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  50. ECintheSd

    ROFL is it just me or does the guy in the first pic look like Rulon from Biggest Loser?

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  51. joe bob jones

    wait…. what??????

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  52. WTH??OKLAHOMA

    The funny part is I know some of the people in the pictures…lol

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  53. not gonna tell ya

    I actually know this guy from my town… Schizo affective bipolar with crippling skills.. cant wait til he gets arrested for beating a guy down in his own yard. and the golden glove champ part? If you know him, you know his MMA fight record… like his last fight was ended by submission in the first round pretty quick cuz he didnt like getting slapped in the back of the head lol

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