March 7th, 2011
Pharoahe Monch
Initially I was like “He can’t be a real Pharaoh because he clearly has USA markings.” But then I realized I don’t know enough about Pharaohs to rebut the notion and since it’s Monday I’m too lazy look it up.
Georgia
Pharoahe Monch,
70 Comments, Comment or Ping
its not necessarily US markings. lol
March 7th, 2011
Look at him smiling for the camera….
March 7th, 2011
Cocaine is a Hell of a drug.
March 7th, 2011
He’s a Super…. Freak.
March 7th, 2011
This is what happens when you spend too much time on fb playing Pyramid Solitaire.
March 7th, 2011
“Shop Like an Egyptian”
March 7th, 2011
Pimptastic!
March 7th, 2011
Born in Babylonia moved to Arizona
March 7th, 2011
Maybe he is in his costume for an Egyptian Musical. He just needs more sparkle and glitter for his costume. Yeah that’s it….
March 7th, 2011
wasn’t he in the p-funk all stars?
March 7th, 2011
I thought I was the only one who knew who Pharoahe Monch was!
March 7th, 2011
It’s the black Evel Knievel
March 7th, 2011
Look, it’s a black version of evil knevil.
hahahaha
March 7th, 2011
Who needs to shop for bug spray in a get up like that?
March 7th, 2011
maybe he is the pepsi king. looks like a pepsi logo on his forehead…
March 7th, 2011
He’s just excited about the Egyptian revolution and wants to show his support from our side of the Atlantic. lol
March 7th, 2011
Uptown let me see em
Notorious for the six-fives and the BM’s
Heads give you beef, you put em in the mausoleum
March 7th, 2011
we need that funk”
gotta have that funk”
March 7th, 2011
maybe he entered a stargate foward in time and hes wondering what the f$%^ is all of this.
March 7th, 2011
Las Vegas Pimp…. Where is my baby powder?
March 7th, 2011
Maybe they ran out of toilet paper in the year 3035
March 7th, 2011
Just like our President, I’m guessing he doesn’t really know where the hell he’s from either.
March 7th, 2011
Is that a Pepsi symbol on his head?
March 7th, 2011
#1 rule of shopping at Wal-Mart: make sure your shoes match your… headpiece.
March 7th, 2011
My Mom had some draperies like that headress in the 70′s
March 7th, 2011
Awe, Captain What?
March 7th, 2011
note the pepsi logo on his pharaoh hat
haha he is a us pharoah handing out pepsi?
March 7th, 2011
A note to all POW yankees;
It’s Mardi Gras time down here in the South.
Mardi Gras is celebrated in places other than New Orleans.
Just pointing that out.
March 7th, 2011
King Nut (do do doo do)….
King Nut (do do doo do)….
March 7th, 2011
Yami Yugi found a new vessel and is waiting for a challenger
YUGIOH!
March 7th, 2011
He’s a little late for the Mummers Parade (for all of you Philly folks).
March 7th, 2011
Isn’t he one of the guys from Earth Wind & Fire?
March 7th, 2011
We have a dude in our town who dresses like a pharaoh, who works for one of those “We buy Gold” places that want your old jewelery, he dresses better than this guys AND he does some funky hip hop dancing all the while trying to get you to bring in your “old bling” he’s awesome!!
Step up your game Pharaoh Monch!!!
March 7th, 2011
king tut maybe… cleopatra for sure.
March 7th, 2011
Wes has me rolling today. Who are those 4 people???
March 7th, 2011
Looks like he is shopping for bug spray. From the look of his eyes…he may have sprayed one too many cans already.
March 7th, 2011
He let my peeps go then decided to join them in Miami Beach for the holiday.
March 7th, 2011
In USA it’s ever Carnival.
Tomorrow, in Italy, it’s the last day.
http://www.carnevale.venezia.it/gallery.php
March 7th, 2011
I’m guessing he just came from or is on his way to the Parliament Funkadelic auditions.
March 7th, 2011
something something racist
March 7th, 2011
I am assuming that you just can’t go out and buy a get-up like that…
How much raid bug spray do you have to huff to even want to look like that, let alone spend money to have it made?
That and it looks like he is wearing white after labor day. How gosh….
Now I can’t get the song “Walk like an Egyptian” out of my head…..
DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know why I said that.
March 7th, 2011
Simply YIKES.
For anyone old (like me) doesn’t he look a bit like Venus Flytrap from WKRP. Well the outfit anyhow.
March 7th, 2011
This is clearly his “Going to Walmart” suit. I mean COME ON, he posed for the picture!
March 7th, 2011
He is in a show and they sing Let My People Go to him! We did this show.
March 7th, 2011
Maybe he just got out of jail and this is what he was arrested in…ever been released at 4am with nothing but a tank top and shorts?…me either but I know people who have lmfao.
March 7th, 2011
Um, look close, guys, I think this is the real, actual George Clinton.
Trying to see how tall he is compared to the shelves…Hot D*mn! I wish I could see George Clinton in the Walmart!
March 7th, 2011
Most likely a Nuwabian (google it – the Wikipedia article is comprehensive). Their headquarters used to be in Georgia, and lots of them still live there. Their founder and leader Dwight York is in prison forever for multiple convictions of child molestation, racketeering and corruption They claim to be Egyptian-Moorish-Native American-Space Aliens (I think I got it all). This guy certainly qualifies.
March 7th, 2011
I got nothing….Still scratching my head. Glad that he is not in the sun. The rays hitting all that gold would be blinding…..
March 7th, 2011
Oh wow, that Nuwaubian page is worth reading. It’s like the Nation of Islam and Scientology had a mutant baby: batshi#-crazy. Here’s a small sample: “Haven’t you ever wondered why for the simplest blood tests your doctor needs 4 tubes of blood? Where is all this blood going? The albino man’s ‘blood bank’ is just a sophisticated way of getting all the blood he needs! It is still a form of vampirism.”
March 8th, 2011
Let my eyeballs go!
March 8th, 2011
What’s wrong with you people, can’t you tell that is a true Egyptian? Probably descended from kings! In the proud tradition of his people he no longer works but lives off sweat of our brows and orders his slaves around…..oh wait. That can’t be good.
March 8th, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TCunfSdrNE
March 9th, 2011
“I am Asneeze, father of Achoo!”
March 11th, 2011
I bet he’s never had a job.
March 11th, 2011
He actually lives in Savannah, Georgia and interestingly enough he dresses like that year-round. From what I understand, he is a veteran who has gone kind of batty. All I know for sure is that he always smiles and waves when you honk at him around town.
March 11th, 2011
Pharaoh of WalMart – Let My People Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2011
King Tut came back reincarnated as a pimp
March 13th, 2011
King Strut
March 15th, 2011
Is that Will-i-am getting ready for another music video? Where are the rest of the peas?
March 15th, 2011
He wanted to be Leon Spinks (boxer) for Halloween but instead spelled it Sphinx on his Google search.
March 17th, 2011
To those of you who keep referencing Egypt. This is historically incorrect, there were no pharaohs and/or mummies in Egypt. The land was known as “Kemet,” and it is located in the Nile Valley that is today called Egypt, but to call pharaohs Egyptian is not true. It is like referring to the Lenape Tribe as Americans, they were not, they existed before the United States much like Kemet lived before there was any such thing as Egypt.
March 19th, 2011
Holy hell. That’s the guy at our walmart. In Savannah, on the Islands. We thought he was a terrorist…
but at least he’s a nice terrorist
March 26th, 2011
But does he walk like an Egyptian?
March 29th, 2011
He’ll put that pussy in a sarcophagus.
April 6th, 2011
My friend Bestie Becky took this photo…we search for him all the time in SAV. We have seen him in line at the electricity company, at the post office, and walking around doing errands. He ALWAYS wears these outfits (he has a number of styles, all Pharoahe). He says he makes them himself. He is always happy, and waves when we drive back around to look at him and crack up. We love him!!
May 31st, 2011
Oh my god, I know that guy! I run into him all the time around Savannah. He’s been wearing the same outfit every day for at least the last seven years. I first met him in a Kroger when I was in middle school. He was buying toilet paper and six pounds of pistachios.
June 14th, 2011
omg I have a pic of him on my phone that I took downtown savannah!!! lol. Life is so funny
July 13th, 2011
I know that guy he is hilarious and a frequent flyer at the psych facility around the corner
August 29th, 2011
I’m going to bet he’s “nuwabian”
August 8th, 2012
This man is from Savannah GA. I have seen him wear this same outfit to walmart, the savannah mall, bonefish, and fresh market.
August 31st, 2012
Reply to “Pharoahe Monch”