March 8th, 2011
No Time For A Cookie
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Instead of taking a seat, why don’t you just head outside so we can all feel much better when the police spear you like James Harrison coming off the edge unblocked.
Texas
No Time For A Cookie,





174 Comments, Comment or Ping
She’s not a stripper or anything.
March 8th, 2011
I hope that’s her dad and not her captor. At the same time, if that is her dad, he should definitely have made her put some decent clothes on! She’s a whore and he’s a bastard…or pimp…the options are endless with these two!
March 8th, 2011
You know you wanna hit that!
March 8th, 2011
only in texas XD
March 8th, 2011
Walmart, no. Bedroom, yes. Show some class hunny!
March 8th, 2011
Why isn’t there a push for the greeters to say. “Sorry, hunny but there are kids in this store and you need to put on actual clothing.” They’re usually old people anyway, but I KNOW they’re not THAT blind!
March 8th, 2011
Wow…..I can only imagine what the front would look like,…..and now I feel like I won’t need to eat for the rest of the day! Thanks…..this is the best diet plan ever!!!
March 8th, 2011
i wonder what the front looks like
March 8th, 2011
She’s too fat to be a stripper. She’s just a trailer trash whore, it’s how she pays for her ho-hos.
March 8th, 2011
DAT ASS!
March 8th, 2011
Look at the woman coming towards them. She’s covered her mouth in complete awe! And her husband is acting as if he hasn’t already checked her out.
March 8th, 2011
wish it showed the front….
March 8th, 2011
Don’t you usually have to wear clothes to be allowed in. Seems she forgot them.
March 8th, 2011
I’m going to guess that’s probably his girlfriend but as far as why anyone would go out in public dressed like that…who knows. More importantly, who cares? I’d bend her over.
March 8th, 2011
MMMM, looks good to me!
March 8th, 2011
And THOSE are the shoes she decides to go with?!? If you’re going to dress like a stripper, at least go all the way.
This half ass, trailer park look is obviously only attracting guys like him. What he’ll pay you is not worth it!!!!!
March 8th, 2011
I love the look of the ladies face in the background ( you can see the WTF OMG look clearly) And they Let her in Wal Mart like that?
March 8th, 2011
i especially like the look the lady on the right is giving. lol
March 8th, 2011
Really??? Why would anyone think that looks good….Girl Scout on crack? OH WAIT!!!! That is her crack…
Totally Nasty
March 8th, 2011
Well at least she doesn’t have any spare tires.
March 8th, 2011
Absolutely classless…….
March 8th, 2011
They have been watching WWE twice weekly every day of their lives to prepare for this Wal-Mart shopping trip.
March 8th, 2011
At least she took off her clear stripper heels and put on gym shoes. You know, so she’s comfortable.
March 8th, 2011
The woman in the background is thinking,
“Oh My God I hope my husband doesn’t see that!”
March 8th, 2011
at least she is under 300 pounds and we can’t see the boobies hanging below the knees!!
March 8th, 2011
That shouldn’t be allowed in Walmart. How is a guy supposed to pay attention to his shopping list with a nice looking piece like that walking by?
March 8th, 2011
Look at the woman in the background covering her mouth……Exactly my thoughts…..
March 8th, 2011
If that is her captor – he should be shot!
If that is her dad – he should be shot!
If that is her babysitter – he should be shot!
If that is her pimp – he should be paid in cash.
March 8th, 2011
Holy hotness….Damn, I would buy all her cookies
March 8th, 2011
is the woman just past them on the right (wearing long sleeves no less) covering her mouth in disbelief? I’m shaking my head. no decent woman would wear that in public. sorry but the word skank comes to mind
March 8th, 2011
Do you suppose the lady in the background is laughing with her hand over her mouth…or shocked…I don’t think this guy is old…and really…she does not have the body to wear that…I don’t care how old she is…oh and tom…I meant to hit the thumbs down on your comment LOL..
March 8th, 2011
Did anyone else notice the lady in the background to the right covering her mouth!! hahaha
March 8th, 2011
bitch has no respect for herself. kinda sad, really. :/ and i don’t care how skinny you are, i do not want to see you in your underwear while i’m shopping. really.
March 8th, 2011
OMG what is she doing, she’s passing the clothes on the right and the woman in the distance i think indicates the view isnt much better from the front is she possibly hiding the fact that she is gagging?
March 8th, 2011
In what universe is it okay to go out in public like this? It looks like she did a revamp on her catholic school uniform. The woman in the background looks like she just smelled a skunk.
March 8th, 2011
she needs to look at her self before she walk out the door,
March 8th, 2011
I’m scared! Please don’t turn around! Please don’t turn around! Please, Please, Please don’t turn around!
March 8th, 2011
The expression on the lady’s face in the background says it all!
March 8th, 2011
All you guys that would say you would “hit that”…would probably do anyone or anything LOL…just as classy….
anyone who would show off her…ummm…”ass”ets…is kind of sad…to be so desperate for attention you have to dress in THAT…it doesn’t look good on her…she’s or he is making a joke of her…is she so dumb that she can’t see that????…makes me wonder…makes me think of the movie…”Idiocrasy”…or however you spell it…Listen up people…the dumb is winning…the stupid are evolving…
March 8th, 2011
She so should have a consultant for the costume selection and as far as her aiming for higher goals… well, in this case she is appropriately enough dressed for what his class of guy is looking for!!
March 8th, 2011
Put on your Sunday best kids, we’re goin to Wal-mart!
March 8th, 2011
now all she needs is a tramp stamp!
March 8th, 2011
Blonde lady in background covering her gasp! “OMG, thats my neighbors daughter :S “
March 8th, 2011
Somewhere in the toy section is a naked barbie.
March 8th, 2011
Where do you even buy clothes like that? I kno there are “stripper stores”, but I don’t even think a self respecting stripper would wear that outfit in public… SMH!
March 8th, 2011
I tried to come up with something clever to say, but I’m LMAO too hard.
March 8th, 2011
This outfit was a home ec project, with school cut backs going on nowadays they cant afford much material anymore.
March 8th, 2011
Needs to hit the treadmill a bit b4 pullin that one off, muffin top almost hides the “SKIRT”
March 8th, 2011
Muffin Top Princess
March 8th, 2011
We’ll just make a quick stop to get some proper stripper shoes and then off to the poles.
March 8th, 2011
Headed to the candy aisle no doubt.
March 8th, 2011
Omg. I swear to you this is the Sherman Walmart, which is the one I go to. I know they all look the same, but still. Quite sure. Omg. I’m so glad I didn’t see that.
March 8th, 2011
This one sent me over the top….I just wrote Walmart Corporate Headquarters and asked them to look at the pictures on this site……what a disgrace….train the greeters to stop this nonsense or close the doors….as funny as it may be to look and comment…..it needs to be stopped.
March 8th, 2011
Please, take a picture of the front too. It would be nice to criticize the entire outfit.
March 8th, 2011
So that is where my 2 year old daughter’s outfit went.
March 8th, 2011
And this is why the wellfare check should always go to the electric bill first. Or you end up dressed like this in public.
March 8th, 2011
All I can say is atleast she has the body for it. Unlike so many on this website that are 400+ pounds and trying to wear the same outfit. No back boobs, no gut hanging to her knees, no tons of cellulite protruding out. I would rather see this girl in this outfit than one of the usual people we see on here.
March 8th, 2011
I sure do hope she’s not on break from selling cookies…
March 8th, 2011
Whatever is that she’s not wearing?
March 8th, 2011
So….. does it make me a perv, because I wonder if she looks good from the front? Or how old she is? Or if that is her daddy? LOL
March 8th, 2011
notice even the woman in the background pushing the cart is staring and coverin her mouth!
March 8th, 2011
Hey, PeeWee, I can see your ‘Catholic Uniform ‘ train of thought, however, as a Adult Recovering Catholic Schoolgirl, I need to point out a few things. She may have bought the uniform, or more likely Goodwilled it, but no way did she attend – at least for long! Those nuns are tough and she’d still be in the convent studying sewing if she produced crap like this. Secondly, if she were wearing anything resembling a local school uniform, she’d be followed by a pack of penguins covering her up and rattling those rosary beads like Excorcists. While many, many Catholic girls have deserved reputations as tramps, we, er, I mean they, get away with it because we knew how to be inconspicuous.
March 8th, 2011
I can only imagine how bad the front looks.
March 8th, 2011
TRASH!
March 8th, 2011
Are there really any words to describe this? I think not…
March 8th, 2011
OK thats it; goodby MS, I’m moving to TX
March 8th, 2011
Someone wants attention, whore. Seriously the greeters should have stopped her and told her skank ass to go on back to the strip club. No real self respecting woman would ever go out in public dressed like that.
March 8th, 2011
Oh my, my, my!
March 8th, 2011
What a fashion disaster..Everyone knows you have to wear a thong with an outfit like that!
March 8th, 2011
Anyone notice the woman in the green shirt thats covering her mouth. Either laughing or gagging!
March 8th, 2011
She may get a thumbs down for wearing that in public in front of kids..But she has balls to wear that at all.
March 8th, 2011
She looks like she’s dressed as one of the Japanese twins from Austin Powers Goldmember, Fuk’ Me or Fuk’ Yu! Haha
March 8th, 2011
You people are sure quick to run others down. Why don’t you take care of the trash in your own backyard before looking into others.
March 8th, 2011
It looks like she put ruffles on TIDY WHITES and Wings on a White Bra!
I’m all for beating to your own drum; but please please please beat the drum with your hands or a drumstick not your head!
March 8th, 2011
Wow that thing isn’t nearly long enough to even be considered a skirt. It’s more like a sock, or a sash!
March 8th, 2011
I think she needs to take off her sisters clothes and put on her own WOW lol
March 8th, 2011
My future wife hasn’t been born yet…
March 8th, 2011
Cute outfit. Not appropriate at Wall Mart but still cute.
March 8th, 2011
LOL wild man!
Beware!!!
This is the type in TX that will start out like this and end up like Ms Back Tits and Granda Thonga.
lol
March 8th, 2011
Maybe NOW you’ll buy some damn Girlscout cookies eh? Thats why they’re $5 a box, she needs to sell some and get some clothes at Walmart (little sundress to the right sweetie is on clearance just for you!!! Five dolla holla!)
March 8th, 2011
kinda makes me want to lick the icing right off the cake.
March 8th, 2011
Maybe he bought her there?
March 8th, 2011
A pimp daddy and his ho go shopping, hey they need food 2.
March 8th, 2011
Looks like she has daddy issues.
March 8th, 2011
Maybe she is there to lead the WalMart cheer – give me a W for wow, give me an A for ass, give me a L for look at me, give me a M for my what a nice outfit, give me an A for anytime, give me a R for rod, and give me a T for tantalizing.
March 8th, 2011
not fat+no underwear=ok by my book
March 8th, 2011
What the hell?!!
March 8th, 2011
wonder if she still has her tonsils ?
March 8th, 2011
I’d rather have my kid see this! It’s better than them seeing some slob use the floor as a toilet.
March 8th, 2011
Where do you even buy an outfit like that? Strippers-R-Us? or the Ho Depot?
March 8th, 2011
I think the lady in the background just threw up in her mouth!
March 8th, 2011
When will the submitters of these Wal-creatures understand that they need to send front pictures too??? Maybe the woman in the background is gasping because the girl has her shirt on backwards! I have to agree with most, at least she isn’t 300+ lbs wearing the same thing. As for the outfit, she needs to put some clothes on when at Walmart and wear that outfit just in my room!
March 8th, 2011
I’m just hoping against home they just came from an anime/comic book convention. The ONLY time something like this is any kind of acceptable in a public setting outside a strip club. . . .
March 8th, 2011
Hmmm, I believe my 1 year old granddaughter’s outfits have more fabric that that!
March 8th, 2011
i’d hit it
March 8th, 2011
I’d hit it
March 8th, 2011
HEY! They said it was Father/Daughter date night, So what? WHAT!
March 8th, 2011
Perhaps they’re in the wrong store . . . maybe they thought it was ‘Hookers R’ Us . . . cheap piece of work . . .
March 8th, 2011
While I realize your ambition may be to try out for the Cowboys Cheerleaders, face it, you ain’t all that and you ain’t got it. Too short,too much waist, and way too much thigh.
March 8th, 2011
In six years she will be legal in most southern states. How come there were no twelve year olds like this when i was a kid? Life sux.
March 8th, 2011
I can see her “Sailor Moon”!
March 8th, 2011
I wonder if the front of this guy’s shirt advertises the local strip club.
March 8th, 2011
Why don’t I ever see this at my local Walmart?
March 8th, 2011
Why does everyone think she’s something like 12? She might not be 18, but she certainly looks at least 16 to me and with her boyfriend.
March 8th, 2011
Ok for 1… if she was a stripper she would at least be wearing some heels and for 2…sweetie if ur gona wear something like that, OUT IN PUBLIC, have an ass to show off…..NEXT!!
March 8th, 2011
I just love it when my wife dresses like that and goes out. She is such a tease.
March 8th, 2011
That lucky bastard.
March 8th, 2011
To all those saying “at least she has the body for it” or “I’d hit that” do you not notice the muffin top or love handles? Or the look on that womans face like she’s about to vomit (or the man NOT looking) that clearly indicates that we in fact DON’T want to see this from the front?
March 8th, 2011
I see nothing wrong with photo,other than she is sporting tennis shoe. OMG.
March 8th, 2011
Wow- you can actually see the crabs climbing out from under the “skirt”. I’m pretty sure that piece of candy will come with a hefty price.
March 8th, 2011
Butter face!
March 8th, 2011
this girl is OBVIOUSLY under age and should not have been let any where NEAR clothes like that…. seeing the front will probably get you 25-life…. just saying
March 8th, 2011
I hear a lot of fat jealous bitches whinning – get over it and back away from table
March 8th, 2011
From the shape of this girls waist ( wide) she probably has a gut.and guts should be covered.
March 8th, 2011
Ah if only every hot chick was required to dress like that…and fat chicks / ugly chicks to wear snow pants and a sweater everywhere…
March 8th, 2011
The stockings take away from the ensemble. LOL
March 8th, 2011
You know what they say, fifteen will get you twenty.
March 8th, 2011
She is going swimming at lake Michigan and had to get some lunch on the way I think.
March 8th, 2011
Thank goodness she wore her LONG socks, so men wouldn’t be tantalized by the sight of her naked knees….
March 8th, 2011
i like her style. if her dad/bf/ internet date dressed like her he could pass too from that angle.
March 8th, 2011
PLEASE tell me she did not go to school like this and they are not stopping at WM on the way home to pick up that special prescription medication!
March 8th, 2011
this is a set up anyone who believes some of these ridculous photos are idiots
March 8th, 2011
I have an outfit like that. But I only wear it on “special occasions”. and only my hubby knows about it. But I look good in mine. Or maybe I don’t – But only my hubby knows for sure.
March 8th, 2011
i remember being caught up in the heat of passion one night and finding out just what a REAL cookie was.
March 8th, 2011
think i just broke the stick on my pom pon.
March 8th, 2011
Please turn right into the ladies’ clothes section, grab that sundress we see hanging there, put it on immediately, and just pay for it later.
March 8th, 2011
The harshest comments must be coming from ugly fat girls, uptight jealous wives, and gay men. And seriously, if you go to walmart looking for ‘class’, you’re a clueless idiot.
March 8th, 2011
Is the woman in the back ground holding her hand over her mouth in shock???
March 8th, 2011
ok, so here is what is sooo funny about this pic, despite to OBVIOUS. See the woman in the distance covering her mouth in SHOCK?!?! I wonder what she is thinking…hmmm…
March 8th, 2011
I still think there should be a bit of dress code, walmart or no.
At least it’s Texas…she’d be turning blue up here.
March 9th, 2011
Not Texas. Please not Texas.
Come on ya’ll, we can do better!!!
March 9th, 2011
Sadly this could be my ex and his baby mama. >.<
Oohhh poor taste
March 9th, 2011
no self respecting whore is complete with out a tramp stamp!!! what’s wrong with you girl friend? didn’t your mother teach you that???
March 9th, 2011
Heidi! Where’s the Grandfather?
March 9th, 2011
Quit your complaining! The young lady is dressed according to contemporary customs. She is not naked! She has a nice figure! She may have questionable taste in boyfriends – but there is nothing wrong with what she is wearing. Those who don’t like it – well welcome to the 21st century and not the Puritanical 16th century!
March 9th, 2011
Oh come on…it’s Texas. She’s probably his lawful wife. And has been for five years. Just keep repeating “it’s Texas”.
March 9th, 2011
Look the lady thats blonde with black jacket and green shirt is covering her mouth sayin bless her heart !!! rotfl >.<
March 9th, 2011
1- There is a huge difference between being a tease and being trashy.
2- This girl does not have the body to be showing that much of herself and just because you do doesn’t mean you should.
3- No I am not some jealous fat chick, or an uptight jealous wife (I let my husband go to the strip club if he wants to go, that is the only place this outfit would be acceptable), but I am appalled. I sincerely hope this picture was taken while most kids were at home and in bed asleep.
March 9th, 2011
Is it staged? ———-Probably
Do I care?————-Nope
March 9th, 2011
HAHA, gotta love GEEKERS at WALMART at 1AM!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2011
This would be sexy as all get out at home, but at Wally this reeks of SKANK. She might as well have a neon SKANK sign on her forehead………..
March 9th, 2011
Don’t look Ethel !!
March 9th, 2011
Trolling for Congressman at the Wally?
March 9th, 2011
At the Tilted Kilt she’s known as the slut!
March 9th, 2011
NICE VIEW. Sweeeeeeeeeet!
March 10th, 2011
i’d hit that. How ’bout YOU???
And I am from Texas, too. We nail all the hot chicks, with at little extra meat to hold on to and without. They all need loving.
This is normal dress in Texas folks, well kinda?
March 10th, 2011
If a skirt is so short that you can see your ass crack then what is the point of wearing it…why not just go out completely bottomless? lol
March 10th, 2011
at least her hair isnt bleached purple and she isnt like 450 pounds trying to fit in that,give the girl a break,she looks like shes happy to be out of the whorehouse for once.let the hoe do some shopping!
March 10th, 2011
well matbe it is the long cold winter in cleveland but i like the look!
March 10th, 2011
funns tuff
March 10th, 2011
Hottie!
March 10th, 2011
she would be bent over the cart handle and ever step i took would be an in stroke… extremly double hot!!!!!!
March 10th, 2011
This is a date. He buys the groceries. She is good to him.
March 11th, 2011
The woman on the right looks like she is trying not to barf. She probably wants to go home and bathe.
March 12th, 2011
@JBC. I agree with you! She should just be bottomless!
March 12th, 2011
what i find funny about this is how all the women commentors are like “OMG WHAT A FRIGGIN SKANK”
psshhh for those of you women reading this and thinking shame that are in your 40s or under.
like you never tried something similar in your life to get attention.
March 13th, 2011
hahahha! my sister took this picture. the front was even more of a sight, i couldnt stop laughing. gross thing is, they were making out while walking through the store!! Ewweyy!
March 14th, 2011
My Dad was the one who took this picture. This was at the Wal-Mart in New Braunfels,Tx. You are so glad you didn’t see the front. Even Prostitutes wouldn’t dress this trashy. And any perverts out there “wanting” to “see” the front, you don’t….XP
March 14th, 2011
lol Its not illegal to think about : )
March 14th, 2011
I don’t think there is anything under that ‘skirt’.
March 14th, 2011
I love how the lady shopping in the background has her mouth covered as though she is going to be sick…
March 17th, 2011
I would get on it like a rabbit on crack !!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2011
time to go downtown!!!
March 25th, 2011
Hey, she’s just going out with her Uncle-brother-Dad, like them west virginia gals.
March 25th, 2011
crap
March 28th, 2011
I’d ride that all night long..
April 9th, 2011
The funny thing is, That guy goes to my high school, he’s just a giant
April 12th, 2011
No tramp stamp, or noticable tat’s on either of them, i ‘d bet it ‘s not what you think, and the picture is is slammed by the fat freaks who have their own photos shown on this site. Jealous trash, you should be ashamed.
May 9th, 2011
Ah crap…I think I know the guy on the right….hopefully im seeing things and this ISN’T my blue and gold(yellow) themed WalMart D:
Also, this girl just might be barely legal. I’ve seen lots of girls 17+(legal age of consent) that look like her in central Texas, no excuse of course, because this makes me embarrassed to be from here.
June 28th, 2011
Man i am moving to texas….thats hot.
July 13th, 2011
And people wonder why there are men out there that rape women. Its cuz floozies like this won’t put some damn clothes on and put a huge target on their ass that says EASY!!!!!!!!
July 31st, 2011
Cute little skirt. I wonder where the rest of it is at?
August 12th, 2011
Her ass? Where did it go?!?!
December 28th, 2011
is it a coincidence that bunches of these pics are from Texas or is it that we have more cameras.
May 31st, 2012
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