March 9th, 2011
No Yoga For This One
For some reason I can’t pinpoint how this didn’t make the cut over at Girls In Yoga Pants but it works great for us here at PoWM. I guess our audience isn’t as picky as to who wears yoga pants, which is why we love you guys!
West Virginia
No Yoga For This One,
186 Comments, Comment or Ping
PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY! ROFL
March 9th, 2011
No Words for this
March 9th, 2011
yes!! no panties!
March 9th, 2011
OMG!!! I’m totally at a loss for words regarding this pic…..
March 9th, 2011
There should be laws!!
March 9th, 2011
as if this isnt scary enough… you cant see any panty lines!
March 9th, 2011
When will people learn fat people DO NOT look good in spandex…dear God! This one is stretched to the max!
March 9th, 2011
AAAAHHHHHH MY EYES…SOMEBODY POKE OUT MY EYES!!!
Watch out now, that thing is loaded…
March 9th, 2011
STAND BACK, I THINK IT’S GOING TO BLOW!
March 9th, 2011
Ewww! Just ewww!
March 9th, 2011
From stretch leggings to stretched within an in of their lives leggings.
March 9th, 2011
I’m having a hard time figuring out how those comparatively small feet can support that comparatively large ass. Wow.
March 9th, 2011
the fact that I looked again after reading the comment “yes!! no panties!” disturbs me….
March 9th, 2011
holly?
March 9th, 2011
Actually she is a product tester for Nike. Those Yoga pants are being put through the stretching test right there. Almost found the limit!
March 9th, 2011
Thin ankles darling…thin ankles
March 9th, 2011
Yoga. No. Yoda. YES!
March 9th, 2011
Those are not Yoga Pants the material has just been stretched from Denim to look skin tight. gag.
March 9th, 2011
OMG I think I just threw up in my mouth!
March 9th, 2011
Just because they make it in your size, doesn’t mean they should nor does it mean you will look good in it. I’m a size 12 (a whole lot smaller than this chic) and you would never ever catch me dead in pants like these. They are not yoga pants, they are 4 sizes too small leggings!
March 9th, 2011
That’s the kind of trunk space you look for in a late model car.
March 9th, 2011
Hey, thanks for reminding me I need to put that ham in the crock pot for dinner tonight!!
March 9th, 2011
Bless her heart! I hope she sees this picture and realizes that she should NEVER dress like that again.
March 9th, 2011
EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! You can seriously see her crack through those! I would call them pants but I really don’t think they fit the definition…..or her for that matter.
March 9th, 2011
Sure, deck your limbs in pants;
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance –
Have you seen yourself retreating?
Ogden Nash
March 9th, 2011
Oh so thats where they get Virginia hams!
March 9th, 2011
Baby got back!
March 9th, 2011
Get away from her event horizon. A black hole of that magnitude will pull in an entire school bus. Ruuuuuunnn.
March 9th, 2011
“Bend over to the front, and touch your toes, now if I can get back up, no one knows…”
March 9th, 2011
Wife: “Honey, I can’t find anything in my size.”
Husband: “I’ll go look over in the camping supplies for a tent. You want black or green?”
March 9th, 2011
Let’s poke it and see if it is ripe
March 9th, 2011
damn nasty, if my ass gets that big someone shoot me cause ive turned into a COW…MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
March 9th, 2011
I just threw up in my mouth.
March 9th, 2011
My eyes! OMG, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2011
Looks like a bug bite thats about to pop, just needs a pinprick!…/shudder
March 9th, 2011
I bet she has a beeper that automatically beeps when she backs up.
March 9th, 2011
But wait! There’s more! Order now and “The Ass” can also be used as a full projection wide screen TV. Spend hours watching “Lawrence of Arabia” the way it’s supposed to be seen on the cinematic screen.”
March 9th, 2011
Wow….. cant a fat pantyless lady in yoga pants bend over at Walmart without some creep taking a picture?
March 9th, 2011
YOU KNOW YOU PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WILL GET YOURS IN THE END. SOME PEOPLE HAVE THYROID GLAND TROUBLE AND ARE ON MEDS THAT MAKE THEM EAT ALOT AND A LOT PF PEOPLE ARE JUST SICK. AND YOU MAKING FUN OF THEM JUST ISNT RIGHT AT ALL AND KARMA BITES HARD!!!
March 9th, 2011
OMFG!!!!! You can actually see her ass crack!!! This is just wrong, wrong, wrong!
March 9th, 2011
thats way too much stress to put on a inoccent piece of clothing like that!!
March 9th, 2011
What could be more Brutal ???
March 9th, 2011
Another perfect example of JUST BECAUSE IT’S ‘ALMOST’ MADE IN YOUR SIZE doesnt mean you should wear/buy/subject us to this torture!?
March 9th, 2011
would be even funnier if she was in the candy aisle lol..on a side note..wonder how she wipes herself.
March 9th, 2011
Just because they make it in your size, doesn’t mean you should wear it.
March 9th, 2011
GIYP reject. thats ok, the world needs wal creatures too…..
March 9th, 2011
Put some tail lights on that bus!!!!!!!!!1
March 9th, 2011
You could set a drink on that.
March 9th, 2011
Hey, one has to start somewhere…;)
March 9th, 2011
When I was a kid, we had neighbors that raised hogs. If you told me I was looking at a hog in sneakers and a sweatshirt, I’d believe you.
March 9th, 2011
The reason I gave up leapfrog.
March 9th, 2011
how do you guys know she’s not wearing a thong? hmmm? it could be in there. somewhere. :S
March 9th, 2011
There are limits to the slenderizing power of Black.
Even in carbon Fiber yoga pants.
March 9th, 2011
Don’t stand behind her I saw her eating beans at the $5.00 buffet!
March 9th, 2011
Suddenly I’m in the mood for sausage.
March 9th, 2011
Boing!!!
March 9th, 2011
Okay I need bleach for my eyes. Although I am thankful that The smell can’t come through my computer screen…..
March 9th, 2011
Dark side of the moon…
March 9th, 2011
This is why they put the largest sizes on the bottom shelf. This is probably the only exercise she’ll get all day. REEEEEEEEEEACH!!!
March 9th, 2011
Lord have mercy!!!
March 9th, 2011
Not Yoga, Yogi pants….Hey Boo Boo, you see my sweatshirt down there…..
March 9th, 2011
Didn’t think Hammer Pants could move like that!
March 9th, 2011
umm…downward facing hippo??
March 9th, 2011
See honey? I told you I could touch my toes! LOL
March 9th, 2011
Hot woman, hot pose, GREAT camera work to get the picture! My compliments to whoever was operating the camera phone.
I’d bang the bent-over woman six ways to Sunday, especially if she agrees to bend over like that for me in the bedroom.
March 9th, 2011
Just because spandex is made for everyone does not mean EVERYONE should wear it!!
March 9th, 2011
you should have a page what should not wear spandex and have a warning may burn eyes and cause temporay blindness
March 9th, 2011
Nothin’ wrong with a little extree
March 9th, 2011
and I thought black was suppose to make you look skinnier
March 9th, 2011
@trophyguy, camo would be so much better
March 9th, 2011
Step right up folks.There are no losers in pin the tail on the donkey.
March 9th, 2011
She has taken the stretching power of Spandex to a whole new level.
March 9th, 2011
if she farts in that thing too much more she’ll be too inflated to walk down any aisles…..shes huge
March 9th, 2011
Oh great…I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
March 9th, 2011
you guys are all mean! and rude!!!! how dare you make fun of this creature!!!!!!!!!!! can’t you guys tell this is the mythical creature part human part hippo! if you stare into it’s eye you gain 50 pounds!
March 9th, 2011
Looks like Secretariat from behind. No, on second thought his was smaller. But this still looks like a horses ass.
March 9th, 2011
Upon further inspection, there are satellites orbiting that thang!
March 9th, 2011
Be kind to spandex…and it will be kind to you.
March 9th, 2011
Seriously… how many sizes too small does a black pair of spandex have to be that when you wear it, they turn flesh color? That is just wrong! I do have to applaud the manufacturer of those (Made in the USA???) because those seams seem to be holding together pretty good at this point considering the stress they are under.
March 9th, 2011
don’t get too close–once that gravitational force from all that mass pulls you in, there is no escape!
March 9th, 2011
Got news for ya girl, they don’t have your size. Now move on!
March 9th, 2011
This is just disturbing on so many levels, what grosses me out is thinking about how she gets them on.
March 9th, 2011
The manufacturers who make spandex in this size should be “tarred & feathered” and shipped off to another planet! And Sean B. you need to seriously get a life, or at the very least, a blow up doll – you pervert!!!
March 9th, 2011
Beep!!! Beep!!!! Warning – wide load backing up!!!!
March 9th, 2011
And now Tour group….. If you look to your left you will see the rarely seen PoW Rhino…….
March 9th, 2011
Goes to show you…..you can stuff a 10 pound sausage in a 3 pound bag.
March 9th, 2011
LOL Frosty
March 9th, 2011
Hey, Tinky, it doesn’t matter if you have a gland problem (whatever that is!) or not, anyone who is that big needs to consider wearing clothes (and underwear) that fit properly. The main point with the POW’s is that they don’t give a darn what they look like.
March 9th, 2011
/me suddenly loves my measley 10 overweight pounds.
March 9th, 2011
I live in WV, I am 63 and I wear a size 6. could you mention the city so I never go there – I mean, what if this is catching?
March 9th, 2011
She’s been wearing those same pants since she was twelve. No, literally, she couldn’t ever get them off.
March 9th, 2011
@ TINKY or TINKIE! Please feel free to seek other entertainment on another page if you wish. This woman may have a gland problem no one is making fun of that. But she alone walked out of her house dressed like that! None of us told her she looked good in those pants. If you can not appreciate the humour that this site presents then I suggest you remove it from your site listing. I do intend to mean to you in any way just tired of folks leaving messages chastizing all of us giggling over the humour here. If you leave a comment judging all of us then you too open yourself up to being judged. I am sorry if the pics here offend you but you are taking the time to look at them. God Bless you!
March 9th, 2011
If we can see her butt crack, imagine the view from the front….panties need to be a requirement here!
March 9th, 2011
Not really sure those are yoga pants… More like a pair of footless tights… Not right of course but you can see the shine as well as the inseam support sewn into the the thighs… Just saying’!
You all are right, ladies over a size 6 should NOT wear anything resembling this… Stacy and Clinton would be appalled!
March 9th, 2011
OKAY PEOPLE!!!! The “I just threw up in my mouth” comment is played out. Either come up with something creative and funny, or go back to the America’s Funniest Home Videos website… Just a thought….
March 9th, 2011
great pic for those of us who love us some big girls w no unders on!!! mmm mmm dont matter what the face looks like, its not the face ur f*ckin, but the f*ck ur facin!!!!
March 9th, 2011
Where are Stacey & Clinton when you need them most!
March 9th, 2011
see what happens when you eat too much? small feet!
March 9th, 2011
wide load …bring out the wide load banners to the clotheing area
March 9th, 2011
Honestly….this picture is going on my refrigerator….It’s my new diet reminder!
March 9th, 2011
Excuse me? Do these tights make my butt look big?
March 9th, 2011
They finally Free Willy, and the poor whale goes and beaches himself at Walmart, poor thing.
March 9th, 2011
OMG it’s boner time!!!
March 9th, 2011
@Bela Luna: I have a life. I also happen to appreciate the beauty of a large woman. If you like your women resembling skeletons, that’s your preference and I won’t criticize it. Actually, I appreciate it — less competition for me in my pursuit of women with actual curves.
March 9th, 2011
I’d hit that…
…with a BUICK!!!!
March 9th, 2011
Those aren’t pants,those are pantyhose!!!
March 9th, 2011
Jeezus, I’se seen smaller hams on a brood sow!
March 9th, 2011
Next stop, the bakery …
March 9th, 2011
ROTFL, my ex was like this. When her fat ass bent over, the fibers spread so far apart it was see thru. For me this is like a Viet Nam flashback, only much more intense and twice as disgusting. The horror….the horror…There are indeed no panties.
March 9th, 2011
Those are the new Skiny Jeans
March 9th, 2011
i knopw not to bend over in walmart you never know whos looking
March 9th, 2011
Where’s “I’d hit it” guy now – huh, huh???
March 9th, 2011
OMG i’t s a Hungry Hungry Hippo live at your local Walmart.
March 9th, 2011
Now THAT’S a double wide!
March 9th, 2011
She is getting s T shirt for her son I think.
March 9th, 2011
Somewhere out there, Sir mixalot is rethinking his statement of ” I like big butts and I cannot lie”!
March 9th, 2011
you guys, those ARE her panties
March 9th, 2011
If those pants had split, I believe we would have had an all time POW winner.
March 9th, 2011
Those pants are SO tight you could read her pulse from ten feet away!!!
March 9th, 2011
@Badomen – I’d like to add “my eyes, my eyes” to that sentiment.
March 9th, 2011
Why do they always put the fat clothes on the bottom shelf?
March 9th, 2011
that ass is so big it needs its own post code…
March 9th, 2011
So Sean B. get yourself a really, really fat blow up doll that you can bend over in Walmart and “bang”. Maybe then you will be happy – I doubt the doll will be but at least then you’ll have somewhat of a life, you ___hole!!!
March 9th, 2011
Hey, don’t point that thing at me.
March 9th, 2011
@Zelda – that’s a question this woman’s never asked in her life!
March 9th, 2011
BadOmen
“OKAY PEOPLE!!!! The “I just threw up in my mouth” comment is played out. Either come up with something creative and funny, or go back to the America’s Funniest Home Videos website… Just a thought….”
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
That was funny about the first 382 times.
Is that the best you can do? Copy something from about every post on here?
That said, I see a bad moon a risin, I see trouble on the way……
If that seam ever gives out, I think it’s gonna make the news……
March 9th, 2011
I wonder when that ass was properly wiped last…must have to use a rag and a stick
March 9th, 2011
For some reason I see that she’s sporting panties underneath those leggings. Maybe it’s the X-Ray vision I have. LOL.
March 9th, 2011
Spandex are a privilege not a right.
March 9th, 2011
Wow…the Cool Aid guy shops at Walmart !
March 9th, 2011
A Crown Vic doesn’t have that much trunk space…DAMN!
March 9th, 2011
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Like or love those who makes you happy…Have a good day Sean B…
March 9th, 2011
Is that you in the pic Tinky ?
March 9th, 2011
soo hot
March 9th, 2011
@ Bela Luna: I get plenty of action with real women. Whatsamatter, jealous because you can’t find an anorexic chick to bang? Try a woman with curves, you might like what you find.
March 10th, 2011
I say, and will repeat… Just because you CAN wear something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.. That goes for yoga pants, biking shorts, skinny jeans and any kind of spandex.. *shudder*
March 10th, 2011
I give her points for not being in one of those motorized wheel chairs and she must be active some to be able to still walk and bend over like this. But, the leggings are not a good choice for anyone as they are leggings and not pants.
March 10th, 2011
That’s not a woman, that’s a hippo.
March 10th, 2011
thats no moon; its a space station.
….wait, what?
March 10th, 2011
Good Lord. This should go in the PofWM Hall of Fame.
March 10th, 2011
I just threw up in my mouth.
March 10th, 2011
LOL at the Oz’s
March 10th, 2011
Look at that Sweet Butt.
March 10th, 2011
My guess is her husband is missing 3 teeth and weighs about 85lbs.
March 10th, 2011
Her feet are small cuz nothing grows in the shade.
March 10th, 2011
Geez, Lady, be careful where you swing that thing!
March 10th, 2011
I just love the way some freaking morons believe that tights, leggings and yoga pants are all the same thing. Yes, some of us fat women do wear spandex UNDER OTHER CLOTHING. No one should ever wear it like the above trailer trash.
March 10th, 2011
LOL at Vinnie and Frosty!!! @ Justme…you missed a step…it’s bend and fart..and bend and fart…and oh my! I may never get up again!
March 10th, 2011
Capt. Ahab had nightmares like this one.
March 10th, 2011
Wow, I think she stole the windsocks from the airport to make those!
March 10th, 2011
OMFG! They make yoga pants in HER size!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!! Please designers…..there are people that should NOT wear spandex, stretch pants, or any of that stuff as pants, please, take my advice. It is just plain gross and disgusting.
March 10th, 2011
I’d tap that
March 11th, 2011
If you *must* wear leggings by themselves (instead of UNDER a skirt or something, as intended), with nothing underneath, and you are fat-ass, for the sake of all that is good and holy, do not… I repeat, DO NOT BEND OVER!! And is it my imagination, or does she have a tattoo on her right cheek that looks like a teddy bear??
March 11th, 2011
HOT!!!!!!
March 12th, 2011
“KD IN CALIF” – Don’t look directly at it!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!
March 12th, 2011
Cap’n Look Out, She’s About To Blow
March 13th, 2011
OMG my eyes!!!!!!!!!
March 13th, 2011
Dear God in Heaven. That thing needs some tail lights.
March 13th, 2011
@Tinky — The woman’s weight isn’t the issue. I’ve dated women of size, and they have never been anything less than appropriately dressed.
By no stretch of the imagination (no pun intended) is this woman remarkable because of her weight. She is remarkable because she is so prominently featuring her hoo-ha in public. That pic is “right down Broadway” and would be appropriate POWM material if she weighed 105 instead of 305.
It’s just WRONG!
March 13th, 2011
Not even light escapes!
March 14th, 2011
BESIDES THE LINE SEAM OF HER FAR BEYOND STRETCHABLE LEGGINS THERE “SEEMS TO BE ANOTHER VISABLE LINE, TAKE A CLOSER LOOKS,. YUP YOU GUESSED COORECTLY! EEEWW!! NO PANTIES!
March 14th, 2011
Would be near perfect if she was in the snack Isle holding a bag of Cheetos or Doritos
March 15th, 2011
If those tights split the camera man would be blinded for life!
March 23rd, 2011
These arent yoga pants, they are jean colored leggings sold at walmart for 5 dollars….i know because my sister has them.
March 25th, 2011
Its not a gland problem. Thyroid trouble is very easy and cheap to treat, which is good, because its potentially very deadly. By the time you get THAT weight you would be so ill you probably couldnt walk. You wouldnt be alive.I have Hashimotos Disease and after a gain of only 30 pounds my cholesterol skyrocketed, my vision was blurring, I slept all day and my speech and thoughts were actually jumbled and nonsensical. People thought I was drunk. Thankfully a very cheap daily pill keeps it under control and Im fine now. If I am a tad overweight its age and kids and too much internet, not my Hashimotos!!
March 25th, 2011
Watch out!! It’s going to blow!!!
March 26th, 2011
Since when did the zoo let their hippopotamus go to Wal_Mart?
March 28th, 2011
I swear to Allah this looks like my Spring Mills Walmart!!!!!!(:
March 28th, 2011
Spandex: a privilege, not a right.
March 29th, 2011
Stand back she’s going to BLOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2011
i feel sorry for the pants. poor pants…or leggings…or whatever they are. God bless those poor pants.
April 16th, 2011
When are these grossly fat women going to realize that tights ARE NOT SLACKS AND SHOULDN’T BE WORN AS SLACKS!!!
Let’s call her a pinyata and beat her with some sticks! She deserves it!
April 27th, 2011
WHEN are these grossly fat women going to learn that tights ARE NOT SLACKS AND SHOULDN’T BE WORN AS SLACKS!!!
Just the sight of her fat behind makes you want to hit it with a stick!
April 27th, 2011
…And how appropriate she is in the candy isle. Thats a lot of Hershey Kisses back there.
Maybe the fruit and veggie isle would be a better choice.
May 5th, 2011
oops Its shirts shes looking at. My bad
May 5th, 2011
Even the spandex has stretch marks.
May 31st, 2011
Ma’am, you can stop looking. They do not carry Cookie Monster shirts in your size, although I like the idea that you want to buy a shirt with your picture on it.
What did you say?? Oh, you want something big enough to patch up your pants??
June 12th, 2011
Why limit yourself? Eat everything god damn thing you want AND dress like a hottie.
June 20th, 2011
there she blows and the spill on fat people in span dex is not for everyone is getting old……..therefore, people please vote no for those that cant think for themselves…..thank you and i have to say real skinny people dont look so hot in them either but you dont see people complaiiinnnnnnning about sticks in pants. I have to say to the people that noticed that she was not wearing any panties shame on you for looking that hard……..that made me throw up in my mouth. thats all i have to say about that.
July 30th, 2011
Ok, now notice what she has her head buried in , the candy .
September 4th, 2011
LOL, oh wait , those are shirts . the candy aisle must be next .
September 4th, 2011
Well made pants there. Hard to believe they are not ripping.
December 23rd, 2011
I think that this picture is a really big fake!!! I believe who ever took it has photoshopped it and blew it up from the knees up, because the pixel quality is bad in those areas. I don’t think it is from the stretching of the fabric.
March 31st, 2012
Shyt phat doe….soooooo i mean lol
April 11th, 2012
Hey Stand up it went dark outside
April 17th, 2012
somehow yoga pants have gone from showing a girls fit body to just being convenient for its lack of buttons and zippers
December 16th, 2012
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