The Sorcerer Of Walmart



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I think that kid’s old enough now where they are filming the new “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Green Jell-O”.

Alabama

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  1. No Really..................

    Just two words can explain this : “It’s Alabama”

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    March 10th, 2011

  2. SEA

    Sorcerer + Yin Ynag

    That’s enough to get you Lynched in the Bible Belt !

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  3. geminijen

    Hes showing his gang sign..hes part of the Ying Yang Mafia. They dont use guns, they cast a spell on your ass!

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  4. boob

    He stopped off at wal mart to get a few groceries on his way home to Hogwarts.

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  5. Jen

    His magical wand failed to rollback prices, so he threw it against the wall and decided to use coupons instead.

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  6. He is going to make a magic potion.

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  7. Jennie

    Sadly, I know which town this is from :(

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  8. stupidtalk

    for some strange reason that same outfit in white seems to have lost its appeal in alabama.

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  9. popanator

    magic man goes to the store for a good TV dinner.

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  10. s

    what part of alabama?

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    March 10th, 2011

  11. JackOfAllTrades

    Charlie Sheen’s Wizard Revealed!!!!!

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    March 10th, 2011

  12. Psyclone

    I put on my robe and wizard hat….

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    March 10th, 2011

  13. V Keating

    Is that Charlie Sheen, the vatican assassin warlock shopping for tiger blood? DUH….WINNING!

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  14. Elektra Cute

    I dunno. this one looks like more of your old school hobbit veriety sorcorer to me…

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  15. That looks like the Sorting Hat from the HP films. He’s been sorted into the Wal-Martian house.

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  16. ALK

    Charlie Sheen in his warlock robes lookin for some Tigers blood..

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  17. mike t

    Harry is having a hard time keeping busy since killing Voldemort.

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  18. PotionsMistress

    RUN!!! He just escaped from Azkaban and has WICKED munchies!

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  19. Kevin Lee Smith

    “I’ll get you my pretty, and your frozen sausages too!”

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  20. bobo

    you sure its not Charlie Sheen in his warlock garb shopping for tiger blood?

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  21. Kevin

    Oh, goddamn.

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  22. Brian

    Not even kidding, that’s my brother in law.

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  23. Burrrrp

    Looks like it’s his week to bring snacks to the D&D party.

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  24. Red Sox Fan

    David Duke is that you? His regular white robe is at the cleaners, decided to go to the more none traditional look for Walmart!

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  25. Kristi

    He’s the anti-KKK.

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  26. Knot Ewe

    Cart is empty so I guess they are out of Batwings and sauce.

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  27. strippersays

    MOM?!?!?!

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  28. grim reaper

    another one of those hippies .he still thinks hes at woodstock must of been a long trip dude

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  29. The One

    Maybe its just a tryout for the latest Disney series “The Wizards of Walmart Place”

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  30. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.......

    HEY EVERYBODY, I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE……

    HA HA HA THAT IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY……

    HA HA HA GET IT?

    THIS IS SOOOOOO SICK I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!!!!

    JUST A LITTLE THOUGH…..

    DAMN I’M WITTY…..

    PASS THE EYE BLEACH WHILE YOU’RE AT IT…

    THAT’S FUNNY TOO…. I READ IT ON 253 OTHER POSTS….

    IT WAS AS HILLARIOUS THEN AS IT IS NOW…….

    DID I MENTION I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE?????

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  31. W.B.

    HE’S OUT TO DEFEAT THE MYSTICAL WAL-CREATURES !!

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  32. goose

    It’s the Roll Back Wizard.

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  33. Jen

    Charlie the Warlock out shopping groceries for his Goddesses…and “Duh..winning and saving.”

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  34. To Be Me

    THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ—-. Can we use these: “How about I just peed on myself-just a little?” or I am thinking about “I laughed so hard I just blew the seat of my pants off?” I don’t think that these have been used very much on this site. Let me know what you think. Lol.

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  35. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.......

    If you are going to pee on yourself, go all out. Don”t pee on yourself just a little. PEE ON YOURSELF ALOT!!!!

    As far as blowing your pants off, that’s kind of old hat arround the OZ household. I blew the seat of my pants off just the other day.

    Of course it was just after eating a triple bean burrito with sour kraut and broccoli washed down with a PBR…..

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  36. Ray

    Walmart really goes out of the way to stock ethnic food, I guess now you can find vampire blood, gargoyle sweat, troll teeth and bat whiskers on aisle 13.

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  37. aint i right

    might want to check inside that robe after he passes the meat department. just sayin’.

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  38. Mark

    I think I know this dude! Is that you Rodney?

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  39. Souris

    Even the people of the Discworld shop at Walmart!

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  40. Sopwithcamel74

    What kind of self-respecting warlock/wizard pushes a buggy, anyway? Shouldn’t he have a cauldron? Some sort of bottomless bag, perhaps?

    Or, better yet, this shit should be jumping off the shelves with a wave of his hand, then levitating in a circle around him.

    Most. Efficient. Checkout. Ever.

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  41. Beth

    Hey OZ….. I got so excited that nobody was throwing up or needed to bleach their eyes…. and then you brought it up. BUT on a good note, they MIGHT be starting to get the hint that those comments have been WORE OUT. Keep up the good work! :)

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  42. Nickie

    I know this guy actually! I work at the store next to him…he’s really nice.

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  43. Topperman

    looks like Gandolf has finaly retired

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  44. Laurel

    Why was he wearing that in the Bible Belt.

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  45. I agree with Beth: throw up in my mouth a little and bleach for my eyes are getting very irritating. Use your imagination people and think up a new phrase.

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  46. amy

    I SAW this guy with my own eyes! The front of his hat said “Wizard”. I was going to take a pic, but I was scared he would cast a spell on me.

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  47. MKP

    Thank God our WalMart only has the Wizard, & not the flesh colored fanny pack crowd.

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  48. blackkettle

    please see corrections below:

    [I think that kid is old enough know where they are filming the new “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Green Jell-O”.]

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  49. ChrisN

    This is what happens to those who don’t have a dad around to whap them upside the head and say

    “Stop doin’ it, dumbass!”

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  50. I like ” Final Fantasy” too, but I don’t cosplay everyday 0 _ 0

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  51. 4bluntz2peeps0worries

    the spell section is the nest isle over silly wizard

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  52. Xena

    I put on my wizard hat and robe….

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  53. Tehgreatzebra

    wow. wizardry at its maximum amount of failure.

    why would he need to go to wal mart if he can just conjure food with a wave of his hand?

    it would save him money.

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  54. Arien

    His outfit is from the book series “The Wheel of Time.” Although the characters don’t really go to the local supermarket…

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  55. Danie

    heehee i know this guy. he’s freaking awesome.

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  56. earlymusicus

    Even Gandalf has been reduced to having to shop at Walmart! What is the world coming to???

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  57. Becca

    One thing about it… the trip home with the groceries should be a lot cheaper on her broom

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  58. haha its wallamort

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  59. Taylor

    Is this in the Auburn/Opelika area?!?!?!?!
    If so, I have witnessed this guy!

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  60. kelsey

    that was me lol jk

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    August 4th, 2011

  61. Anon

    I put on my robe and wizard hat

    -36 to charisma

    Someone should really let this guy know that Harry already defeated The Dark Lord.

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  62. Rodney rox! Y’all just can’t envision his greatness, haters! lol. BTW, its ok they put him in Hufflepuff, cause Hufflepuff rules the world, look at Nevil Longbottom!

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  63. CheesersTheMouse

    Thata Boy Rodney :D Make Real Magick Camp Proud!!! Love ya!!

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  64. kristine

    hey now yall .. iknow this guy and he is very nice guy….

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  65. Bunny Hale

    I’ve been camping with this guy before! He’s awesome and, just so you know…he’s a Wizzard, not just a Wizard.

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  66. Rowan Kerr

    lmao!! DUDE! its rodney! awww my big bro is on the internet! :D

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  67. woodoggie

    funniest part. he works at the sex shop in town. hahaha

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  68. jess

    Hey…..that is Rodney!!! Hi Rodney!

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  69. :)

    He doesn’t work at the Adult store, he worked at the store next to it. He’s really very nice and fun to talk to. Prime example of judging people based on looks.

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