March 10th, 2011
The Sorcerer Of Walmart
I think that kid’s old enough now where they are filming the new “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Green Jell-O”.
Alabama
The Sorcerer Of Walmart,
I think that kid’s old enough now where they are filming the new “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Green Jell-O”.
Alabama
The Sorcerer Of Walmart,
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Just two words can explain this : “It’s Alabama”
March 10th, 2011
Sorcerer + Yin Ynag
That’s enough to get you Lynched in the Bible Belt !
March 10th, 2011
Hes showing his gang sign..hes part of the Ying Yang Mafia. They dont use guns, they cast a spell on your ass!
March 10th, 2011
He stopped off at wal mart to get a few groceries on his way home to Hogwarts.
March 10th, 2011
His magical wand failed to rollback prices, so he threw it against the wall and decided to use coupons instead.
March 10th, 2011
He is going to make a magic potion.
March 10th, 2011
Sadly, I know which town this is from
March 10th, 2011
for some strange reason that same outfit in white seems to have lost its appeal in alabama.
March 10th, 2011
magic man goes to the store for a good TV dinner.
March 10th, 2011
what part of alabama?
March 10th, 2011
Charlie Sheen’s Wizard Revealed!!!!!
March 10th, 2011
I put on my robe and wizard hat….
March 10th, 2011
Is that Charlie Sheen, the vatican assassin warlock shopping for tiger blood? DUH….WINNING!
March 10th, 2011
I dunno. this one looks like more of your old school hobbit veriety sorcorer to me…
March 10th, 2011
That looks like the Sorting Hat from the HP films. He’s been sorted into the Wal-Martian house.
March 10th, 2011
Charlie Sheen in his warlock robes lookin for some Tigers blood..
March 10th, 2011
Harry is having a hard time keeping busy since killing Voldemort.
March 10th, 2011
RUN!!! He just escaped from Azkaban and has WICKED munchies!
March 10th, 2011
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your frozen sausages too!”
March 10th, 2011
you sure its not Charlie Sheen in his warlock garb shopping for tiger blood?
March 10th, 2011
Oh, goddamn.
March 10th, 2011
Not even kidding, that’s my brother in law.
March 10th, 2011
Looks like it’s his week to bring snacks to the D&D party.
March 10th, 2011
David Duke is that you? His regular white robe is at the cleaners, decided to go to the more none traditional look for Walmart!
March 10th, 2011
He’s the anti-KKK.
March 10th, 2011
Cart is empty so I guess they are out of Batwings and sauce.
March 10th, 2011
MOM?!?!?!
March 10th, 2011
another one of those hippies .he still thinks hes at woodstock must of been a long trip dude
March 10th, 2011
Maybe its just a tryout for the latest Disney series “The Wizards of Walmart Place”
March 10th, 2011
HEY EVERYBODY, I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE……
HA HA HA THAT IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY……
HA HA HA GET IT?
THIS IS SOOOOOO SICK I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!!!!
JUST A LITTLE THOUGH…..
DAMN I’M WITTY…..
PASS THE EYE BLEACH WHILE YOU’RE AT IT…
THAT’S FUNNY TOO…. I READ IT ON 253 OTHER POSTS….
IT WAS AS HILLARIOUS THEN AS IT IS NOW…….
DID I MENTION I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE?????
March 10th, 2011
HE’S OUT TO DEFEAT THE MYSTICAL WAL-CREATURES !!
March 10th, 2011
It’s the Roll Back Wizard.
March 10th, 2011
Charlie the Warlock out shopping groceries for his Goddesses…and “Duh..winning and saving.”
March 10th, 2011
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ—-. Can we use these: “How about I just peed on myself-just a little?” or I am thinking about “I laughed so hard I just blew the seat of my pants off?” I don’t think that these have been used very much on this site. Let me know what you think. Lol.
March 10th, 2011
If you are going to pee on yourself, go all out. Don”t pee on yourself just a little. PEE ON YOURSELF ALOT!!!!
As far as blowing your pants off, that’s kind of old hat arround the OZ household. I blew the seat of my pants off just the other day.
Of course it was just after eating a triple bean burrito with sour kraut and broccoli washed down with a PBR…..
March 10th, 2011
Walmart really goes out of the way to stock ethnic food, I guess now you can find vampire blood, gargoyle sweat, troll teeth and bat whiskers on aisle 13.
March 11th, 2011
might want to check inside that robe after he passes the meat department. just sayin’.
March 11th, 2011
I think I know this dude! Is that you Rodney?
March 11th, 2011
Even the people of the Discworld shop at Walmart!
March 11th, 2011
What kind of self-respecting warlock/wizard pushes a buggy, anyway? Shouldn’t he have a cauldron? Some sort of bottomless bag, perhaps?
Or, better yet, this shit should be jumping off the shelves with a wave of his hand, then levitating in a circle around him.
Most. Efficient. Checkout. Ever.
March 11th, 2011
Hey OZ….. I got so excited that nobody was throwing up or needed to bleach their eyes…. and then you brought it up. BUT on a good note, they MIGHT be starting to get the hint that those comments have been WORE OUT. Keep up the good work!
March 11th, 2011
I know this guy actually! I work at the store next to him…he’s really nice.
March 11th, 2011
looks like Gandolf has finaly retired
March 12th, 2011
Why was he wearing that in the Bible Belt.
March 12th, 2011
I agree with Beth: throw up in my mouth a little and bleach for my eyes are getting very irritating. Use your imagination people and think up a new phrase.
March 12th, 2011
I SAW this guy with my own eyes! The front of his hat said “Wizard”. I was going to take a pic, but I was scared he would cast a spell on me.
March 13th, 2011
Thank God our WalMart only has the Wizard, & not the flesh colored fanny pack crowd.
March 13th, 2011
please see corrections below:
[I think that kid is old enough know where they are filming the new “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Green Jell-O”.]
March 14th, 2011
This is what happens to those who don’t have a dad around to whap them upside the head and say
“Stop doin’ it, dumbass!”
March 14th, 2011
I like ” Final Fantasy” too, but I don’t cosplay everyday 0 _ 0
March 15th, 2011
the spell section is the nest isle over silly wizard
March 19th, 2011
I put on my wizard hat and robe….
March 26th, 2011
wow. wizardry at its maximum amount of failure.
why would he need to go to wal mart if he can just conjure food with a wave of his hand?
it would save him money.
April 16th, 2011
His outfit is from the book series “The Wheel of Time.” Although the characters don’t really go to the local supermarket…
April 18th, 2011
heehee i know this guy. he’s freaking awesome.
April 19th, 2011
Even Gandalf has been reduced to having to shop at Walmart! What is the world coming to???
April 27th, 2011
One thing about it… the trip home with the groceries should be a lot cheaper on her broom
April 27th, 2011
haha its wallamort
May 8th, 2011
Is this in the Auburn/Opelika area?!?!?!?!
If so, I have witnessed this guy!
June 5th, 2011
that was me lol jk
August 4th, 2011
I put on my robe and wizard hat
-36 to charisma
Someone should really let this guy know that Harry already defeated The Dark Lord.
August 29th, 2011
Rodney rox! Y’all just can’t envision his greatness, haters! lol. BTW, its ok they put him in Hufflepuff, cause Hufflepuff rules the world, look at Nevil Longbottom!
January 6th, 2012
Thata Boy Rodney
Make Real Magick Camp Proud!!! Love ya!!
January 6th, 2012
hey now yall .. iknow this guy and he is very nice guy….
January 6th, 2012
I’ve been camping with this guy before! He’s awesome and, just so you know…he’s a Wizzard, not just a Wizard.
January 7th, 2012
lmao!! DUDE! its rodney! awww my big bro is on the internet!
January 17th, 2012
funniest part. he works at the sex shop in town. hahaha
April 5th, 2012
Hey…..that is Rodney!!! Hi Rodney!
April 26th, 2012
He doesn’t work at the Adult store, he worked at the store next to it. He’s really very nice and fun to talk to. Prime example of judging people based on looks.
May 31st, 2012
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