Who loves Santa side-boob? Everyone loves Santa side-boob.
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Ya, I love it.
September 24th, 2009
Santa’s just like everybody else in the off season.
THE ECONOMY IS EVEN BAD AT THNE NORTH POLE?
Please God, tell me this freak is downstate.
Free nip sips from Santa? Bring your infants!
Sorry Kids, even Santa got hit hard this year. Don’t be expecting that PS3 for Xmas.
P.S Nice moobs
anne marie in philly
OMFG, santa got boobs!
santa also looks stoned or drunk or both…
S.sss…..santa…? What happened to you?
-That’s what Santa gets for kissing mommy under the mistletoe…
it’s santa! well come on guys – he needs to shop too doesn’t he, elves don’t make everything!
Mmmm, Santa plus boobs, two of my favorite things in one package!!!
Santa’s Walmart shopping list –
One Red Reindeer Lightbulb
One Box Magnum Condoms (Lubricated for Deer Pleasure)
“No i’m Not Nick Nolte” T-Shirt
wow santa is white trash who knew????
And he’s checking it twice
Hey hey, Santa! For Christmas I want you to not scare my kiddos.
That looks just like that Santa’ on the Christmas Card from Hawaii!!…..so there actually is a real Hawaiian Santa!!
I wasn’t aware there was a Wal*Mart in Margaritaville. Santa definitely looks like he’s days away from rehab in this pic…
I don’t think that guy checked anything before he walked out of the house, let alone TWICE!
WHAT!??!!…SANTA wears an Hawaiian shirt AND shops at WalMart ???…Say it aint so……
He looks like Stephen Fry in a wig and beard!
Santa’s lit like a Christmas tree…
Oh CRAP, Tim Allen’s stylists and assistants are on strike and he needs Werther’s Hard Candy!
all i want for christmas is a training bra, a training bra, a training bra…….
Santa needs a manziere!
He’s smiling like he’s got a five alarm erection. You don’t even want to know who he’s ogling. Eew.
Come sit on Santa’s knee. Sure, I dont see anything wrong with that.
AZ man, you are mistaken. He needs the BRO
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooo!!!!! How much do you wanna be he’s wearing a pair of silk crotchless panties underneath all that????
In this economy even Santa has to do his X-mas shopping at WalMart.
Pervs fondling kids sitting on their lap.
Christmas: totally acceptable.
July: prison time
Santa makes me hornay! MOOBIES!
who likes side boobs? I like side boobs….
“I hate my life”
Is Santa scratching his ass in this photo?
Looks like Santa needs to go to rehab. “PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN SANTA”!!
Ho ho ho bleh
“I knows it summer time baby, but you can still sit on my lap”
hmm, pringles , foxy aloha shirt, pinned eyes , perhaps he is methed out! looks like he is wipping his ass to, uh oh maybe he took a duece in the isle , clean up on the pringles isle…
I know that guy. He is actually a pretty nice guy, he runs a local concert venue. He has had some serious health issues the last six months. The clothing is pretty normal for Bob, however, he has lost a lot of weight and just in general doesn’t look very good right now. Still a funny shot of him, though.
Last thing I remember was partying in Hawaii…………..
This year the kids are getting bottles of 151 and blunt wraps, and the bad kids just get issues of Swank.
i would love to suck on his santa nipple and get milk lol get it..santa likes milk and cookies.
Honestly, he could have at least buttoned his shirt. nobody wants to see that.
OMG..I know this guy! He’s the guy that does all the cavefest stuff…and he organizes shitty concerts
I think maybe his sleigh broke down and he’s looking for a suitable shopping cart as a replacement.
Looks like Santa is stopping in for some beer and munchies.
The elves usually are in charge of the Pringles shopping but Mrs. Claus is punishing them for the last bong fest so she sent the Big Man himself.
He’s so busy checking his list several times he missed the other list about wearing support garments under the luau shirt.
I think that’s Moon Dog Mayne !!!!
Miracle on Aisle 34…
He looks like a Happy Santa to me…
Everyone loves a crackhead Santa!
OMG HE NEEDS A MAN-BRA
Everyone’s gone home and not rating comments anymore, but “Roy” had a classic comment
All this guy needs from Walmart more than anything is some razors.
I bet his breath friken reeks.
At what point in his life did he just give up? Just say the hell with it. I just don’t care anymore.
come on people, even Santa gets one last vacation in Florida before the big season begins!!
Its CAVE MAN BOB !! This guy hosts several music festivals over the summer at an outdoor venue he owns near Murphysboro / Carbondale IL, its an amazing place, a big Cave that works like an amphitheater , with wooded campgrounds. This guy out-parties the rock stars, you have no idea.
Seriously, here are some links to Bob’s place, its bad ass
“how about that side boob.. that turn you on? well it shouldn’t that’s my side boob” hehehehe
He looks like donald sutherland!
This is the Coolest Santa ever! Santa was like F’ck it…everybody must get stoned!
Santa’s milkshake brings all the elves to the yard….
omg! that’s donald sutherland!
Why am I finding myself strangely aroused?
September 25th, 2009
i guess we now know whos being naughty
So this is the guy who has been making a list and checking it twice? Remind me to draw my drapes.
i wonder if he smells like peppermint…
UH OH Looks like Santa just pulled a Janet Jackson!!!
Captain Lou lives!
OMG I actually know who that is! he throws music festivals down in Souther Illonios. CAVEMAN BOB!
Yea this guy owns the caves, but he isn’t the one who throws the parties. People rent the venue and throw parties there. If he hadn’t been a dick to the Catalytic Souls the parties would still be the shit, but they aren’t worth going to anymore!!!
HAHA YES!! CAVEMAN BOB!!
Drunk, Hawaiian shirt Santa looks as if he smells like urine.
aw shit caveman bobs lookin mighty fine with the santa side boob. i dont know bout all you.. but i fuckin love it.
hell yea caveman bob!
September 26th, 2009
This isn’t Santa, it’s actually his twin brother…you know that family member that no one actually ever talks about.
Why is Donald Sutherland shopping at Walmart, dressed as Santa, and exposing his man-boob???!!
This just in….after an eggnog and cookie platter binge, it has been announced that Santa will appear on the hybrid reality show The Biggest Loser Celebrity Rehab.
Forget the snow, who’s been pissing in Santa’s beard?! Yikes yellow!!
I actually know this guy! He owns a concert ground near my college. He holds music festivals out in the woods. At the festivals he rides around in a golf cart drinking like a fish and pounding cocaine into his face holes without a shirt on. they call him caveman bob
September 27th, 2009
Holy crap, he looks like my (almost) father-in-law. If he was even more batshit insane.
Leave PaPaw alone, he just got back from vacation.
“He see’s you when your sleeping …he knows when your awake” – just took on a whole new meaning!
September 28th, 2009
Yeah, I’m Santa. Now stop looking at me ya nosey bastard!
I know Caveman Bob too! Like he says, the man definitely rides around on a golf cart drinking and probably doing lines in his cave. Bobs actually a great guy, unless of course your a woman. Then he’s all over you like stink on shit. I have a friend who is a girl, one time jumped on his golf cart and took off. He was so pissed when she crashed it into a tree. Hilarious!!
September 29th, 2009
Is that Moondog Spot or Moondog Rex?
I actually work in electronics at this store and have seen Bob many times. Just the other day he stood there starting at me, so I asked if he needed help. He grunted, gave me a flier to Cave Fest, and walked off.
Dude looks like Stephen Fry (british comedian, Blackadder)
September 30th, 2009
He has asked me for cocaine many times! but in fact he does call it snow… so maybe he is part santa
The yellow beard ends with clean gray up close is a reminder to us all that Santa stopped smoking years ago..
Hmm. I also live in Illinois and once waited on a guy we described as “Santa Garcia”. He smelled like weed, couldn’t complete a sentance and went around waving at all the kids oblivious to the terror he was spreading among them. He wanted a well-done but not burnt steak which he sent back twice since it’s impossible. Then he invited himself back to the kitchen to look at our grill and tried to sell my managers wood when they escorted him out. That looks just like him.
October 1st, 2009
I know that guy and he is far from a Santa Claus. More like the Uncle Scrooge that you wish you never met.
hell thats cave man BoB didnt know he ever came out of the woods
October 4th, 2009
Oh Santa, you’ve let yourself go. I thought for certain when you did the Biggest Loser show you’d get your life back together but I see you’ve fallen off the sleigh again. (sigh) No bells to jingle, just more ho-hos and more ho-hos.
October 5th, 2009
I know this man. He claims to have discovered the Beatles.
October 6th, 2009
Laurie the Red
Santa hasn’t been the same since he caught Mrs. Claus with Sparky from the Etch-O-Sketch assembly line.
October 10th, 2009
Southern illinois university local… we call him cave man bob, he lives in a cave.. literally.
this guy host a giant party called cavefest it is nothing but i giant drug fest/sexparty/ woodstock lol he passes out his flyers out to everyone that is wat is in his hand
October 13th, 2009
I think Santa saw this, http://www.ehow.com/video_4409503_be-hawaiian-santa-claus.html
Maybe he owns one of these, http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/santa.html
Wow hehe since whent did santa become an alcoholic
October 14th, 2009
DONALD SUTHERLAND?! IS THAT YOU?
October 17th, 2009
Doesn’t everyone know Santa’s prblem??? Red rosey cheeks….jolly personality….COME ON FOLKS….He’s a ragging alcoholic…this picture is just proof…sad…very sad….
October 18th, 2009
bahahahahah…. i definitely know who this guy is. love it =]
October 21st, 2009
The funny thing is this guy is called Cave Man Bob and he dresses like this ALL YEAR LONG…..You should see his WIFE….SHE WOULD BE GREAT ON HERE ALSO….
October 22nd, 2009
that is soo funny . caveman bob on this website. went to every underground sound at the cave and i can tell you this guy is somethin else. if your a female look out he is always on the prawl.
Holy shit I know this guy and yes he IS as big of a douche bag as you can imagine from this picture.
October 25th, 2009
OMG i know this guy for real my dad and i know him and he likes to be called Santa Claus. sweet!!!
October 31st, 2009
Nothing like some good ol santa side boob
November 6th, 2009
That’s Caveman Bob!!!!
November 15th, 2009
My god, I thought Santa had a WHITE beard..
October 24th, 2010
LOL he looks like Stephen Fry…
December 8th, 2010
ROFLMFAO its Cave man bob! bahahahahahahaaha
May 19th, 2011
I know 2 guys that look like this! now 3
September 1st, 2011