it’s santa! well come on guys – he needs to shop too doesn’t he, elves don’t make everything!
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September 24th, 2009
BigKev
Mmmm, Santa plus boobs, two of my favorite things in one package!!!
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September 24th, 2009
Weegie
Santa’s Walmart shopping list –
Elf Nuggets
One Red Reindeer Lightbulb
Beard Comb
One Box Magnum Condoms (Lubricated for Deer Pleasure)
“No i’m Not Nick Nolte” T-Shirt
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September 24th, 2009
jack mehoffer
wow santa is white trash who knew????
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September 24th, 2009
Weegie
And he’s checking it twice
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September 24th, 2009
bamswife
Hey hey, Santa! For Christmas I want you to not scare my kiddos.
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September 24th, 2009
Patcy
That looks just like that Santa’ on the Christmas Card from Hawaii!!…..so there actually is a real Hawaiian Santa!!
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September 24th, 2009
RunnerGirl
I wasn’t aware there was a Wal*Mart in Margaritaville. Santa definitely looks like he’s days away from rehab in this pic…
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September 24th, 2009
Lyla
I don’t think that guy checked anything before he walked out of the house, let alone TWICE!
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September 24th, 2009
Lucy
WHAT!??!!…SANTA wears an Hawaiian shirt AND shops at WalMart ???…Say it aint so……
Looks like Santa needs to go to rehab. “PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN SANTA”!!
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September 24th, 2009
Yrmom
Ho ho ho bleh
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September 24th, 2009
Brian
“I knows it summer time baby, but you can still sit on my lap”
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September 24th, 2009
rex
hmm, pringles , foxy aloha shirt, pinned eyes , perhaps he is methed out! looks like he is wipping his ass to, uh oh maybe he took a duece in the isle , clean up on the pringles isle…
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September 24th, 2009
Jon
I know that guy. He is actually a pretty nice guy, he runs a local concert venue. He has had some serious health issues the last six months. The clothing is pretty normal for Bob, however, he has lost a lot of weight and just in general doesn’t look very good right now. Still a funny shot of him, though.
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September 24th, 2009
Bob
Last thing I remember was partying in Hawaii…………..
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September 24th, 2009
Shannagins
This year the kids are getting bottles of 151 and blunt wraps, and the bad kids just get issues of Swank.
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September 24th, 2009
jamby
i would love to suck on his santa nipple and get milk lol get it..santa likes milk and cookies.
All this guy needs from Walmart more than anything is some razors.
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September 24th, 2009
turd fergeson
I bet his breath friken reeks.
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September 24th, 2009
FormerWalmartian
At what point in his life did he just give up? Just say the hell with it. I just don’t care anymore.
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September 24th, 2009
max
come on people, even Santa gets one last vacation in Florida before the big season begins!!
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September 24th, 2009
Cavefest
Its CAVE MAN BOB !! This guy hosts several music festivals over the summer at an outdoor venue he owns near Murphysboro / Carbondale IL, its an amazing place, a big Cave that works like an amphitheater , with wooded campgrounds. This guy out-parties the rock stars, you have no idea.
Seriously, here are some links to Bob’s place, its bad ass
“how about that side boob.. that turn you on? well it shouldn’t that’s my side boob” hehehehe
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September 24th, 2009
Kimberly
He looks like donald sutherland!
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September 24th, 2009
Channing
This is the Coolest Santa ever! Santa was like F’ck it…everybody must get stoned!
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September 24th, 2009
Channing
D Bag
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September 24th, 2009
Wycked Wyccan
Santa’s milkshake brings all the elves to the yard….
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September 24th, 2009
chrissy
omg! that’s donald sutherland!
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September 24th, 2009
steff cole
Why am I finding myself strangely aroused?
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September 25th, 2009
criseoner
i guess we now know whos being naughty
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September 25th, 2009
Ted
So this is the guy who has been making a list and checking it twice? Remind me to draw my drapes.
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September 25th, 2009
jajaja
i wonder if he smells like peppermint…
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September 25th, 2009
DANI
UH OH Looks like Santa just pulled a Janet Jackson!!!
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September 25th, 2009
danny
Captain Lou lives!
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September 25th, 2009
Loren Mayer
OMG I actually know who that is! he throws music festivals down in Souther Illonios. CAVEMAN BOB!
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September 25th, 2009
Brooke Smith
Yea this guy owns the caves, but he isn’t the one who throws the parties. People rent the venue and throw parties there. If he hadn’t been a dick to the Catalytic Souls the parties would still be the shit, but they aren’t worth going to anymore!!!
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September 25th, 2009
JODI
HAHA YES!! CAVEMAN BOB!!
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September 25th, 2009
devans00
Drunk, Hawaiian shirt Santa looks as if he smells like urine.
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September 25th, 2009
Kat
aw shit caveman bobs lookin mighty fine with the santa side boob. i dont know bout all you.. but i fuckin love it.
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September 25th, 2009
val
hell yea caveman bob!
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September 25th, 2009
mee
caveman bob….ew.
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September 26th, 2009
MIKEY G
This isn’t Santa, it’s actually his twin brother…you know that family member that no one actually ever talks about.
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September 26th, 2009
Lisa
Why is Donald Sutherland shopping at Walmart, dressed as Santa, and exposing his man-boob???!!
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September 26th, 2009
smartass
This just in….after an eggnog and cookie platter binge, it has been announced that Santa will appear on the hybrid reality show The Biggest Loser Celebrity Rehab.
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September 26th, 2009
Minigirl
Forget the snow, who’s been pissing in Santa’s beard?! Yikes yellow!!
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September 26th, 2009
jeannette
omg
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September 26th, 2009
dink
I actually know this guy! He owns a concert ground near my college. He holds music festivals out in the woods. At the festivals he rides around in a golf cart drinking like a fish and pounding cocaine into his face holes without a shirt on. they call him caveman bob
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September 27th, 2009
AI
Holy crap, he looks like my (almost) father-in-law. If he was even more batshit insane.
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September 27th, 2009
Jay T.
Leave PaPaw alone, he just got back from vacation.
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September 27th, 2009
mando1
“He see’s you when your sleeping …he knows when your awake” – just took on a whole new meaning!
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September 28th, 2009
Gump
Yeah, I’m Santa. Now stop looking at me ya nosey bastard!
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September 28th, 2009
Austin
I know Caveman Bob too! Like he says, the man definitely rides around on a golf cart drinking and probably doing lines in his cave. Bobs actually a great guy, unless of course your a woman. Then he’s all over you like stink on shit. I have a friend who is a girl, one time jumped on his golf cart and took off. He was so pissed when she crashed it into a tree. Hilarious!!
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September 29th, 2009
Sean
Is that Moondog Spot or Moondog Rex?
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September 29th, 2009
Nick
I actually work in electronics at this store and have seen Bob many times. Just the other day he stood there starting at me, so I asked if he needed help. He grunted, gave me a flier to Cave Fest, and walked off.
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September 29th, 2009
Colin
Dude looks like Stephen Fry (british comedian, Blackadder)
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September 30th, 2009
Max
He has asked me for cocaine many times! but in fact he does call it snow… so maybe he is part santa
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September 30th, 2009
Frank563
The yellow beard ends with clean gray up close is a reminder to us all that Santa stopped smoking years ago..
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September 30th, 2009
Sarah
Hmm. I also live in Illinois and once waited on a guy we described as “Santa Garcia”. He smelled like weed, couldn’t complete a sentance and went around waving at all the kids oblivious to the terror he was spreading among them. He wanted a well-done but not burnt steak which he sent back twice since it’s impossible. Then he invited himself back to the kitchen to look at our grill and tried to sell my managers wood when they escorted him out. That looks just like him.
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October 1st, 2009
Shanda
I know that guy and he is far from a Santa Claus. More like the Uncle Scrooge that you wish you never met.
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October 1st, 2009
mike
hell thats cave man BoB didnt know he ever came out of the woods
Oh Santa, you’ve let yourself go. I thought for certain when you did the Biggest Loser show you’d get your life back together but I see you’ve fallen off the sleigh again. (sigh) No bells to jingle, just more ho-hos and more ho-hos.
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October 5th, 2009
Colormebadd
I know this man. He claims to have discovered the Beatles.
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October 6th, 2009
Laurie the Red
Santa hasn’t been the same since he caught Mrs. Claus with Sparky from the Etch-O-Sketch assembly line.
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October 10th, 2009
Tom
Southern illinois university local… we call him cave man bob, he lives in a cave.. literally.
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October 10th, 2009
hollywood
this guy host a giant party called cavefest it is nothing but i giant drug fest/sexparty/ woodstock lol he passes out his flyers out to everyone that is wat is in his hand
Wow hehe since whent did santa become an alcoholic
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October 14th, 2009
TR
DONALD SUTHERLAND?! IS THAT YOU?
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October 17th, 2009
bb
Doesn’t everyone know Santa’s prblem??? Red rosey cheeks….jolly personality….COME ON FOLKS….He’s a ragging alcoholic…this picture is just proof…sad…very sad….
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October 18th, 2009
Brittney Davis
bahahahahah…. i definitely know who this guy is. love it =]
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October 21st, 2009
Chris
The funny thing is this guy is called Cave Man Bob and he dresses like this ALL YEAR LONG…..You should see his WIFE….SHE WOULD BE GREAT ON HERE ALSO….
that is soo funny . caveman bob on this website. went to every underground sound at the cave and i can tell you this guy is somethin else. if your a female look out he is always on the prawl.
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October 22nd, 2009
SMC
Holy shit I know this guy and yes he IS as big of a douche bag as you can imagine from this picture.
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October 25th, 2009
Tiffany
OMG i know this guy for real my dad and i know him and he likes to be called Santa Claus. sweet!!!
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Ya, I love it.
September 24th, 2009
Santa’s just like everybody else in the off season.
September 24th, 2009
THE ECONOMY IS EVEN BAD AT THNE NORTH POLE?
September 24th, 2009
Please God, tell me this freak is downstate.
September 24th, 2009
Free nip sips from Santa? Bring your infants!
September 24th, 2009
Sorry Kids, even Santa got hit hard this year. Don’t be expecting that PS3 for Xmas.
P.S Nice moobs
September 24th, 2009
OMFG, santa got boobs!
santa also looks stoned or drunk or both…
September 24th, 2009
S.sss…..santa…? What happened to you?
-That’s what Santa gets for kissing mommy under the mistletoe…
September 24th, 2009
it’s santa! well come on guys – he needs to shop too doesn’t he, elves don’t make everything!
September 24th, 2009
Mmmm, Santa plus boobs, two of my favorite things in one package!!!
September 24th, 2009
Santa’s Walmart shopping list –
Elf Nuggets
One Red Reindeer Lightbulb
Beard Comb
One Box Magnum Condoms (Lubricated for Deer Pleasure)
“No i’m Not Nick Nolte” T-Shirt
September 24th, 2009
wow santa is white trash who knew????
September 24th, 2009
And he’s checking it twice
September 24th, 2009
Hey hey, Santa! For Christmas I want you to not scare my kiddos.
September 24th, 2009
That looks just like that Santa’ on the Christmas Card from Hawaii!!…..so there actually is a real Hawaiian Santa!!
September 24th, 2009
I wasn’t aware there was a Wal*Mart in Margaritaville. Santa definitely looks like he’s days away from rehab in this pic…
September 24th, 2009
I don’t think that guy checked anything before he walked out of the house, let alone TWICE!
September 24th, 2009
WHAT!??!!…SANTA wears an Hawaiian shirt AND shops at WalMart ???…Say it aint so……
September 24th, 2009
He looks like Stephen Fry in a wig and beard!
September 24th, 2009
Santa’s lit like a Christmas tree…
September 24th, 2009
Oh CRAP, Tim Allen’s stylists and assistants are on strike and he needs Werther’s Hard Candy!
September 24th, 2009
all i want for christmas is a training bra, a training bra, a training bra…….
September 24th, 2009
Santa needs a manziere!
September 24th, 2009
He’s smiling like he’s got a five alarm erection. You don’t even want to know who he’s ogling. Eew.
September 24th, 2009
Come sit on Santa’s knee. Sure, I dont see anything wrong with that.
September 24th, 2009
AZ man, you are mistaken. He needs the BRO
September 24th, 2009
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooo!!!!! How much do you wanna be he’s wearing a pair of silk crotchless panties underneath all that????
September 24th, 2009
In this economy even Santa has to do his X-mas shopping at WalMart.
September 24th, 2009
Pervs fondling kids sitting on their lap.
Christmas: totally acceptable.
July: prison time
September 24th, 2009
Santa makes me hornay! MOOBIES!
September 24th, 2009
who likes side boobs? I like side boobs….
September 24th, 2009
“I hate my life”
September 24th, 2009
Is Santa scratching his ass in this photo?
September 24th, 2009
Looks like Santa needs to go to rehab. “PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN SANTA”!!
September 24th, 2009
Ho ho ho bleh
September 24th, 2009
“I knows it summer time baby, but you can still sit on my lap”
September 24th, 2009
hmm, pringles , foxy aloha shirt, pinned eyes , perhaps he is methed out! looks like he is wipping his ass to, uh oh maybe he took a duece in the isle , clean up on the pringles isle…
September 24th, 2009
I know that guy. He is actually a pretty nice guy, he runs a local concert venue. He has had some serious health issues the last six months. The clothing is pretty normal for Bob, however, he has lost a lot of weight and just in general doesn’t look very good right now. Still a funny shot of him, though.
September 24th, 2009
Last thing I remember was partying in Hawaii…………..
September 24th, 2009
This year the kids are getting bottles of 151 and blunt wraps, and the bad kids just get issues of Swank.
September 24th, 2009
i would love to suck on his santa nipple and get milk lol get it..santa likes milk and cookies.
September 24th, 2009
Honestly, he could have at least buttoned his shirt. nobody wants to see that.
September 24th, 2009
OMG..I know this guy! He’s the guy that does all the cavefest stuff…and he organizes shitty concerts
September 24th, 2009
I think maybe his sleigh broke down and he’s looking for a suitable shopping cart as a replacement.
September 24th, 2009
Looks like Santa is stopping in for some beer and munchies.
September 24th, 2009
The elves usually are in charge of the Pringles shopping but Mrs. Claus is punishing them for the last bong fest so she sent the Big Man himself.
He’s so busy checking his list several times he missed the other list about wearing support garments under the luau shirt.
September 24th, 2009
Santa????
I think that’s Moon Dog Mayne !!!!
September 24th, 2009
Miracle on Aisle 34…
September 24th, 2009
He looks like a Happy Santa to me…
September 24th, 2009
Everyone loves a crackhead Santa!
September 24th, 2009
OMG HE NEEDS A MAN-BRA
September 24th, 2009
Everyone’s gone home and not rating comments anymore, but “Roy” had a classic comment
September 24th, 2009
All this guy needs from Walmart more than anything is some razors.
September 24th, 2009
I bet his breath friken reeks.
September 24th, 2009
At what point in his life did he just give up? Just say the hell with it. I just don’t care anymore.
September 24th, 2009
come on people, even Santa gets one last vacation in Florida before the big season begins!!
September 24th, 2009
Its CAVE MAN BOB !! This guy hosts several music festivals over the summer at an outdoor venue he owns near Murphysboro / Carbondale IL, its an amazing place, a big Cave that works like an amphitheater , with wooded campgrounds. This guy out-parties the rock stars, you have no idea.
Seriously, here are some links to Bob’s place, its bad ass
http://www.myspace.com/shawneecave
http://www.cavefest.com
September 24th, 2009
“how about that side boob.. that turn you on? well it shouldn’t that’s my side boob” hehehehe
September 24th, 2009
He looks like donald sutherland!
September 24th, 2009
This is the Coolest Santa ever! Santa was like F’ck it…everybody must get stoned!
September 24th, 2009
D Bag
September 24th, 2009
Santa’s milkshake brings all the elves to the yard….
September 24th, 2009
omg! that’s donald sutherland!
September 24th, 2009
Why am I finding myself strangely aroused?
September 25th, 2009
i guess we now know whos being naughty
September 25th, 2009
So this is the guy who has been making a list and checking it twice? Remind me to draw my drapes.
September 25th, 2009
i wonder if he smells like peppermint…
September 25th, 2009
UH OH Looks like Santa just pulled a Janet Jackson!!!
September 25th, 2009
Captain Lou lives!
September 25th, 2009
OMG I actually know who that is! he throws music festivals down in Souther Illonios. CAVEMAN BOB!
September 25th, 2009
Yea this guy owns the caves, but he isn’t the one who throws the parties. People rent the venue and throw parties there. If he hadn’t been a dick to the Catalytic Souls the parties would still be the shit, but they aren’t worth going to anymore!!!
September 25th, 2009
HAHA YES!! CAVEMAN BOB!!
September 25th, 2009
Drunk, Hawaiian shirt Santa looks as if he smells like urine.
September 25th, 2009
aw shit caveman bobs lookin mighty fine with the santa side boob. i dont know bout all you.. but i fuckin love it.
September 25th, 2009
hell yea caveman bob!
September 25th, 2009
caveman bob….ew.
September 26th, 2009
This isn’t Santa, it’s actually his twin brother…you know that family member that no one actually ever talks about.
September 26th, 2009
Why is Donald Sutherland shopping at Walmart, dressed as Santa, and exposing his man-boob???!!
September 26th, 2009
This just in….after an eggnog and cookie platter binge, it has been announced that Santa will appear on the hybrid reality show The Biggest Loser Celebrity Rehab.
September 26th, 2009
Forget the snow, who’s been pissing in Santa’s beard?! Yikes yellow!!
September 26th, 2009
omg
September 26th, 2009
I actually know this guy! He owns a concert ground near my college. He holds music festivals out in the woods. At the festivals he rides around in a golf cart drinking like a fish and pounding cocaine into his face holes without a shirt on. they call him caveman bob
September 27th, 2009
Holy crap, he looks like my (almost) father-in-law. If he was even more batshit insane.
September 27th, 2009
Leave PaPaw alone, he just got back from vacation.
September 27th, 2009
“He see’s you when your sleeping …he knows when your awake” – just took on a whole new meaning!
September 28th, 2009
Yeah, I’m Santa. Now stop looking at me ya nosey bastard!
September 28th, 2009
I know Caveman Bob too! Like he says, the man definitely rides around on a golf cart drinking and probably doing lines in his cave. Bobs actually a great guy, unless of course your a woman. Then he’s all over you like stink on shit. I have a friend who is a girl, one time jumped on his golf cart and took off. He was so pissed when she crashed it into a tree. Hilarious!!
September 29th, 2009
Is that Moondog Spot or Moondog Rex?
September 29th, 2009
I actually work in electronics at this store and have seen Bob many times. Just the other day he stood there starting at me, so I asked if he needed help. He grunted, gave me a flier to Cave Fest, and walked off.
September 29th, 2009
Dude looks like Stephen Fry (british comedian, Blackadder)
September 30th, 2009
He has asked me for cocaine many times! but in fact he does call it snow… so maybe he is part santa
September 30th, 2009
The yellow beard ends with clean gray up close is a reminder to us all that Santa stopped smoking years ago..
September 30th, 2009
Hmm. I also live in Illinois and once waited on a guy we described as “Santa Garcia”. He smelled like weed, couldn’t complete a sentance and went around waving at all the kids oblivious to the terror he was spreading among them. He wanted a well-done but not burnt steak which he sent back twice since it’s impossible. Then he invited himself back to the kitchen to look at our grill and tried to sell my managers wood when they escorted him out. That looks just like him.
October 1st, 2009
I know that guy and he is far from a Santa Claus. More like the Uncle Scrooge that you wish you never met.
October 1st, 2009
hell thats cave man BoB didnt know he ever came out of the woods
October 4th, 2009
Oh Santa, you’ve let yourself go. I thought for certain when you did the Biggest Loser show you’d get your life back together but I see you’ve fallen off the sleigh again. (sigh) No bells to jingle, just more ho-hos and more ho-hos.
fma
October 5th, 2009
I know this man. He claims to have discovered the Beatles.
October 6th, 2009
Santa hasn’t been the same since he caught Mrs. Claus with Sparky from the Etch-O-Sketch assembly line.
October 10th, 2009
Southern illinois university local… we call him cave man bob, he lives in a cave.. literally.
October 10th, 2009
this guy host a giant party called cavefest it is nothing but i giant drug fest/sexparty/ woodstock lol he passes out his flyers out to everyone that is wat is in his hand
October 13th, 2009
I think Santa saw this, http://www.ehow.com/video_4409503_be-hawaiian-santa-claus.html
Maybe he owns one of these, http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/santa.html
October 13th, 2009
Wow hehe since whent did santa become an alcoholic
October 14th, 2009
DONALD SUTHERLAND?! IS THAT YOU?
October 17th, 2009
Doesn’t everyone know Santa’s prblem??? Red rosey cheeks….jolly personality….COME ON FOLKS….He’s a ragging alcoholic…this picture is just proof…sad…very sad….
October 18th, 2009
bahahahahah…. i definitely know who this guy is. love it =]
October 21st, 2009
The funny thing is this guy is called Cave Man Bob and he dresses like this ALL YEAR LONG…..You should see his WIFE….SHE WOULD BE GREAT ON HERE ALSO….
October 22nd, 2009
that is soo funny . caveman bob on this website. went to every underground sound at the cave and i can tell you this guy is somethin else. if your a female look out he is always on the prawl.
October 22nd, 2009
Holy shit I know this guy and yes he IS as big of a douche bag as you can imagine from this picture.
October 25th, 2009
OMG i know this guy for real my dad and i know him and he likes to be called Santa Claus. sweet!!!
October 31st, 2009
Nothing like some good ol santa side boob
November 6th, 2009
That’s Caveman Bob!!!!
November 15th, 2009
My god, I thought Santa had a WHITE beard..
October 24th, 2010
LOL he looks like Stephen Fry…
December 8th, 2010
ROFLMFAO its Cave man bob! bahahahahahahaaha
May 19th, 2011
I know 2 guys that look like this! now 3
September 1st, 2011
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