September 25th, 2009
Too Hot
I have the headband on because my gear is so hot that it makes me sweat. That’s why I’m buying ice cream and water to help cool me down!
Arkansas
I have the headband on because my gear is so hot that it makes me sweat. That’s why I’m buying ice cream and water to help cool me down!
Arkansas
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Let’s hear it for the Pink, White and Blue!
September 25th, 2009
Let’s get physical, physical…oh, wait, these AREN’T the tryouts for the Olivia Newton John tribute tour?!?!
September 25th, 2009
The cuffs on the shorts are in no way gay, honest!
September 25th, 2009
There’s nothing like rolled up jean shorts to subliminally let the world you have homoerotic tendencies.
September 25th, 2009
is that syd little?
September 25th, 2009
Jim McMahon’s dad
September 25th, 2009
“I am getting jiggy with it my home boys.”
September 25th, 2009
The photo cuts off before the shoes, dammit! I wonder if he was wearing sandals with socks?
September 25th, 2009
I’m not sure what the worst part of this outfit is.:The headband, the pink shirt or the rolled up jean shorts.
Any thoughts?
September 25th, 2009
” didn’t you know? Pink is SOOOOO in right now!”
September 25th, 2009
Makes you really think about that saying “Real men wear pink”
September 25th, 2009
Richard Simmon, Eat your heart out!
September 25th, 2009
I didn’t know they made mom jeans for men, let alone in shorts!!
September 25th, 2009
The worst part is how his home made cut off jean shorts are pulled up so his belt is above his belly button! I wonder how many of you commenters see these outfits and go, “Note to self. Don’t wear my pink shirt, headband, and homemade cut off jean shorts pulled up to my nipples to Wal Mart all at the same time. Stagger them.”
September 25th, 2009
What happened to the guy in the purple overalls and the wolf shirt??
September 25th, 2009
sexay…NOT!!!!!
September 25th, 2009
Note the turned out leg and slight pop of the hip.
Gurl ain’t fooling anyone around here…..
September 25th, 2009
This has to be on purpose to get on this site… there is definately no other explanation… c’mon rolled up shorts and a headband + his short tucked in really nice?? I just can’t believe no one tells him he shouldn’t leave the house
September 25th, 2009
arkansas, enuf said.
September 25th, 2009
He’s a maniac…maniac on the floor….and he’s dancin like he’s never danced before.
September 25th, 2009
arkansas, enough said.
September 25th, 2009
what you don’t see is the massive bags of candy for his pedophiles ways.
September 25th, 2009
And to think I used to wear my jean shorts like this…
September 25th, 2009
“I’m too sexy for this shirt…so sexy it HURTS!”
September 25th, 2009
Man to wal-mart cashier: “Hey girl, Hey! Oh thanks! You like my shorts?! My mom was just gonna throw them in the yard sale and I was like What!!??? GimmeGimme!! Im thinking about doing a little rhinestone work on the front w/my bedazzler. Oh this headband? No I have had it for a while I used to hang around the boys club before the police ran me off, and some little boy dropped it. See ya later!!
September 25th, 2009
“I’m too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, too sexy it huuuurts!”
September 25th, 2009
The 80s called and said KEEP IT!!
September 25th, 2009
I’m too sexy for my shirt.
And my headband and my old lady shorts….
September 25th, 2009
From the looks of the back of his shorts creeping up I bet we could see a GIANT moose knuckle if we got a front view…
September 25th, 2009
DAD jeans. And that’s quite an attractive inseam, what size do you think it is??!
September 25th, 2009
I think the tragedy here is he put those jeans shorts special for Walmart because the tennis shorts he HAD on for his round robin at the club were tighter and whiter and people might mock or take pictures of his panty line and stick them up on some website.
Either that or he’s gay.
September 25th, 2009
Bjorn Borg called, he wants is sweat-band back.
September 25th, 2009
Hey! I never permission for my photo to be here. And anyway, these are my best new shorts and my brand new head band. Don’t hate cause I’m beautiful.
September 25th, 2009
The State of Arkansas is starting to scare me. No matter where you live, jorts are not “in”.
September 25th, 2009
He’s smokin hot and he likes to show it! I hope he went out to the parking lot and dumped the jug of water over his head and down his chest to show more of himself off.
September 25th, 2009
Are those “Mom jeans shorts”?
September 25th, 2009
He’s Roger Clinton’s sex slave. That explains the bow legs.
September 25th, 2009
This man adores anus.
Either that, or he needs a make over.
September 25th, 2009
You should see what he wears to Target!
September 25th, 2009
Everyone is teasing him but what you don’t realize is I was behind him with the same exact outfit so now I’m feeling bad he gets all the attention.
September 25th, 2009
The water is for his horse tied up outside – something making him bow-legged.
September 25th, 2009
I’ll bet a picture from the front would have shown us some major testicular camel toe…
September 25th, 2009
Gotta love that headband with the pink collared shirt….that’s what I call a workout outfit!
September 25th, 2009
Jorts! Always hawwt.
September 25th, 2009
So sexy when a guy hikes up his shorts so he has a wedgie in the back and a camel toe in the front where is ballsack hangs to one side and shows. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah baby!!!break me off a piece of that.
September 25th, 2009
OMG! I seriously think his legs are shaved!
September 25th, 2009
That sexy beast of a “man” (lol) looks like he has nicely shaven legs.
September 25th, 2009
Your momma dresses you funny
September 25th, 2009
A veritable Lurve machine….
September 25th, 2009
I guess this guy thinks he has nice legs? LOL
September 25th, 2009
“I feel pretty, Oh so pretty”
September 25th, 2009
damn I thought my dad just shopped at Dollar General
September 25th, 2009
Oh wow, Richard Simmons got a haircut!
September 25th, 2009
Dude worked up a sweat shopping at Walmart.
September 25th, 2009
I don’t think it’s just my imagination that Mr.Shorts and the cashier are purposely avoiding eye contact. Im pretty sure they know each other and are involved in some sort of spat. Mr.Shorts comes in wearing his hottest outfit and just “happens” to go through the checkout lane his friend is working.
September 25th, 2009
Either the effeminate old man shaves his legs before heading to the store to stock up on work out water, or this tall handsome grandma is still getting her fasion trends from old Saved by the Bell reruns.
September 25th, 2009
shame on you all, let a gay man be!
September 26th, 2009
Hi
September 26th, 2009
There’s nothing strange about this. It’s just a scientologist in “warrior mode”. He’s loading up on carbs so he’ll have enough energy to fight the evil lord xenu later on.
September 26th, 2009
That’s actually lemonaid.
September 26th, 2009
Notice that condoms aren’t amongst the items being purchased since he obviously won’t be needing one in the near future.
September 26th, 2009
He may have questionable taste in clothes- but at least he has good taste in ice cream. Blue Bell is the best!
September 26th, 2009
“After jazzercise I am just going to tear into that carton of ice cream!”
September 26th, 2009
All essential supplies when you’re the coloring book at a bukkake bash.
September 26th, 2009
Is it just the angle of the picture or is he bow-legged?
September 26th, 2009
Easy, ladies, there’s enough man here for everybody…
Oy vay…
September 26th, 2009
That’s not just ice cream… It’s Blue Bell!! He’s a high roller!
September 26th, 2009
Look every one I just left my wife of 30 years and Now I am Gay now that the kids are grown. I can Now be Gay and live my own life…. Is what I think this guy is trying to say hear.. He is new at this as tou can tell…..
September 26th, 2009
sexy
September 27th, 2009
All bets are on…top or bottom?
September 27th, 2009
AWESOME. PURE AWESOMENESS.
September 27th, 2009
Somewhere there is a gay marathon missing a runner…
September 28th, 2009
I think someones going through a break-up
September 28th, 2009
Yeah right. Like someone’s really calling him on his cell phone.
Creepy people like that always look like pedophiles to me.
September 29th, 2009
When they said checkout lane, they were talkin’ about this guy ! And all the girls checkin’ out his sexy bod… and his hiked up shorts and leather belt. No way he’s an old man !
September 30th, 2009
All you people suck! That’s my dad your talking about, he looks damn good for over 60 years old. All you men are jealeos and wish you looked that good! Are you really making fun of him or is it that you look at yourself in the mirror and dont like what you see?! My dad is wearing that headband because he runs and stays fit, unlike all of you people! I bought him that pretty pink shirt because it looks great on him. So if you dont like the shirt to bad, we dont care what you people think:) Hes got a beautiful wife, not gay, nice try though! Maybe your gay!
October 1st, 2009
Oh my…that looks like my old math teacher. They have the same fashion sense…
October 1st, 2009
Oh my god! Please tell me this was either Springdale or Fayetteville! I totally recognize him! I always thought that head band might be a little too snug. If he was in his right mind, he would remember to leave the other parts of the attire at home in his hope chest.
October 2nd, 2009
LIVING WITH BALLS
I’m not sure what the worst part of this outfit is.:The headband, the pink shirt or the rolled up jean shorts.
Any thoughts?
I think it’s the r/u jorts pulled up to his sternum. Can you say DADDY?
October 2nd, 2009
this guy is creepy! all i could think of was…”parents, lock up you little boys!”
October 3rd, 2009
Reminds me of the guys in the Call and return music video.
October 7th, 2009
What’s Donald Rumsfeld doing here..?
October 7th, 2009
You gotta admit, those folks at the WalMart home office sure are snappy dressers!
October 12th, 2009
you’ve gotta give it to him, the man has nice legs.
October 15th, 2009
you’ve got to give it to him, the man has nice legs.
October 15th, 2009
OMG! That looks just like my ex. I actually asked him once if he was gay, and his answer was, “I don’t *think* so?”
October 15th, 2009
did he really cuff his shorts, and at that cuff them to the point that they are not even
November 6th, 2009
This is the WALMART I work at hahaha…. I was like, “hey i know that guy.” Sad this isn’t even his worst outfit!!! To bad you can’t see his penny loafers!!
November 26th, 2009
LOL I KNOW THIS WALMART…..DIDNT WORK THERE THEN BUT DO NOW AND KNOW THE CASHIER!!!!
May 8th, 2012
OMG!!! I’m from Arkansas but I can’t see his face so I don’t know if I know him, hell I hope I don’t know him!!!! roflmao!!!
May 16th, 2013
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