September 24th, 2009
Fuzzy Pimp
(1) Who is in the market for a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (2) What company would make a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (3) How stupid are the hookers that would listen to a man in a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? and (4) Has anyone seen my pink fuzzy spider hoodie? I can’t find it, and deez hoes is gettin’ restless.
Utah
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What’s the spider have anything to do with being a pimp?
September 24th, 2009
I’ve seen that pattern somewhere, it’s a knitting pattern! This may be the worlds largest hand-knit fuzzy pink spider pimp sweater! His grandma must REALLY love him to make that for him……
September 24th, 2009
PETER PARKER sighting!
September 24th, 2009
LMAO! THis is great!
September 24th, 2009
I thought those were only available in white. He must of accidentally washed it with his super-fly red thong underwear.
September 24th, 2009
No shit dude! Hold real still !
September 24th, 2009
It’s actually a company that makes snowboarding apparel and equipment. I’ve seen this jacket before. Nevertheless, nothing that I wouldn’t expect to see on such a fine individual at WalMart. <3
September 24th, 2009
He looks like a sheep with a cool birthmark.
September 24th, 2009
I think that jacket was made by Spyder. It’s an actual ski jacket. Look for it on the ski slopes of NJ this year!
September 24th, 2009
That’s why Bode Miller wants to return to the U.S. ski team.
September 24th, 2009
I like the fact the person who snapped this pic has a kid in the shopping cart! CLASSY!
September 24th, 2009
how tall is this dude!
September 24th, 2009
I meant classy as in……peoplehave their kids with em and are snapping and sending in pics to this site……IT’S GREAT!
September 24th, 2009
He’s seen one too many Spiderman movies
September 24th, 2009
I saw him at an Acorn office getting a mortgage!
September 24th, 2009
It makes sense that this is in Utah, because that symbol is from Spyder Performance Wear for skiiers and snowboarders. Although, I do have to say that he doesn’t exactly look like the skiing type.
September 24th, 2009
Watch out for the giant pink fuzzy pimp daddy!
I am sure that his pink hoodie matches his pimped out pink Cadillac
September 24th, 2009
Scary part is he’s actually not wearing a shirt………..he suffers from EBHSPGD………………Extreme Back Hair Spider Pattern Growth Disorder..
….you should all be more sensitive !
September 24th, 2009
Looks like something his grandma would make–minues the spider part.
September 24th, 2009
… cute… really..
September 24th, 2009
He looks like he could pull more chicks in that sweater than I could in my Howling wolf shirt – Darleen hand me the Cease and desist template ….again
BrOw
September 24th, 2009
Not to re-hash almost the same joke but I think we found the owner of the green impala with the money painted on it!!!
September 24th, 2009
He’s having an identity crisis–he wants to be hugged and snuggled AND he wants you to meet him in his crypt so he can suck your blood. His crypt is in his mom’s basement.
September 24th, 2009
the company is called SPYDER. they make ski clothing.
September 24th, 2009
Well I’m imagining this guy at the store saying…
“I’ll pick the pink one thank you…”
and the seller with a funny face
“what!? Ahhh Ok sir…”
September 24th, 2009
I hope he has the sense not to wear this in the forest during Big Gay Pink Llama huting season……..
September 24th, 2009
Arachnids are all the rage amongst pimps.
September 24th, 2009
My common-sense is tingling.
September 24th, 2009
“Spiderpimp…Spiderpimp…pimps whatever a Spiderpimp can…”
September 24th, 2009
Okay…so WHY is he wearing a coat in mid-September?
September 24th, 2009
I think it has marshmallow filling.
September 24th, 2009
Yup… It’s Spyder brand gear and this mofo rocks with a vengeance!! Love it!!
September 24th, 2009
Uh-huh….that dude looks gangsta alright. Nothing says gangsta like a pink fluffy hoodie with a cute lil black spider on it. A matching handbag would complete the ensemble nicely.
September 24th, 2009
My spidey sense is telling me you’re gay!
September 24th, 2009
Fail- The hourglass is on the Blackwidow belly- not his back. He probably didn’t notice last time he caught one. You know, to show his friends while they smoked a bowl.
September 24th, 2009
Ok, so even if it is a brand name jacket it still doesn’t justify buying it and wearing it. I can only hope that it has something to do with him losing a bet and this is his punishment.
September 24th, 2009
looks like Kid rock is a Spiderman fan
September 24th, 2009
It’s Ralphie’s brother grown up……it’s the hip hop version of the pink bunny suit……….
September 24th, 2009
lol cool … that’s actually a Sypder logo … pretty high end ski gear, the pink fuzzy thing must have set back the original ownder a bit of coin.
September 24th, 2009
well u dumb bitch, spyder is a ski company, thats like a $500 coat, its reversble, and the pink one is the girls and the golden brown fir is the guys, but before u opne ur middle class mouth again mby do some rserch
September 24th, 2009
yep. that was a brand new ski jacket two years ago…its made by spyder. but it should most definitely not be worn in walmart XD
September 24th, 2009
You KNOW that guy saw that at the Goodwill and thought, “SCORE!”
September 24th, 2009
Maybe he is a member of the notorious Pink Hoodie Spider Gang.
September 24th, 2009
Maybe he is a member of the infamous Pink Spider Fuzzy Hood Gang.
September 24th, 2009
The only place you would ever see this jacket wore is in Walmart. And you know all the other Walmart freaks are jealous. They wish they could be as pimpin as him.
September 24th, 2009
Haha my boss used to have this jacket! It’s sick! Reversible too! The company that uses a large spider is surprise? Spyder. Who lives in a bubble now?
It’s an expensive coat too!
September 24th, 2009
he’s a member of the gay fan club of Spider Man comics or something
September 24th, 2009
I’m sorry Jeff did you just school someone about not knowing the facts about a FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR ski jacket that they don’t even make men’s and women’s – you have to buy the same one and REVERSE it LOL – I for one don’t feel a bit dumber for not having known what it was.
September 24th, 2009
I agree RJ. Besides, being reversable doesn’t explain why he’s wearing it “pink-side-out” LOL.
September 24th, 2009
It’s Michael J. Fox’s new hi-tech Parkinson’s therapy coat.
September 24th, 2009
Which one of you Mags is gonna own up to being the subject of this photograph?
September 24th, 2009
Vanice, that should be “the company is called SPYDER. they make TASTELESS, TOTALLY TACKY ski clothing.
September 24th, 2009
Do you think I could buy that coat at Wal-Mart.? What aisle would it be in?
September 24th, 2009
Oh no! I am caught in his web of awesome!
September 24th, 2009
Fitting for Utah, must have been taken in West Valley or Tooele.
September 24th, 2009
I guess these people just don’t know how sily they look
September 24th, 2009
Do these people evaporate as soon as they leave Wal•Mart? I never see this stuff around anywhere else.
It’s like they dress up to go to Wal•Mart, buying clothes a child would wear just for the experience of shopping at the cheapest place in town.
September 24th, 2009
Men fear him. Women quiver at his plushy awsomeness. He’s douchebag spider-jacket man. Coming to theatres this fall.
September 24th, 2009
The Energier Bunny on Meth!!
September 24th, 2009
o/’ Spider Pimp, Spider Pimp does whatever a spider pimp does. Can he bitch slap a hoe? Yes he can he’s a pimp. Look out! Here comes the Spider Pimp! o/’
September 24th, 2009
If that is a $500 jacket, that is nothing but walking talking living breathing proof that having expensive tastes in clothes and paying through the nose for them doesn’t mean you “have taste” at all and obviously you end up looking like an extra reject from the move “Black Sheep”. My gawd that looks like an old do-it-yourself rug hooking kits that someone thought to recycle and make into a hoodie. Honestly, invest in a full length mirror.
September 24th, 2009
You know this isnt really that funny, its just a skiing jacket that’s made by Spyder, my brother owns one and uses it when he snowboards. The dudes in utah, it might be cold, so he put on a jacket.
September 24th, 2009
Obviously that Ski Company was the high bidder when he auctioned off the right to be a walking advertisement. I mean, he looks like he’s 8 feet tall. Gotta do what ya gotta do to bring in some money.
September 24th, 2009
Isnt that a winter jacket? Black widows Kill their males? And Utah is having summer weather? He is too big to ask questions!
September 24th, 2009
COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG!!!!!!!
September 24th, 2009
As a skier, I recognize the logo. The company is Spyder and they *usually* make pretty damn good outerwear. That said, I’m going to go burn every bit of it I own… Looks like they will be making fuzzy toilet seat covers next.
September 25th, 2009
The Black Widows couldn’t figure out why the other gangs and police just wouldn’t take them seriously.
September 25th, 2009
The Black Windows couldn’t figure out why other gangs and police didn’t take them seriously
September 25th, 2009
The black windows couldn’t figure out why the other gangs didn’t take them seriously
September 25th, 2009
Wow… that is so sexy… I’m taking the spider home with me
September 25th, 2009
Wow… that is so sexy.. I’m taking the spider home with me.
September 25th, 2009
That dude looks like a kook but don’t hate on the coat cause it is legit. True it’s way expensive and true it’s reversible so you can roll incognito if needs be but it’s also way warm and bottom line chicks dig it. Fyi for the d bag who was claiming it is unisex, get your facts straight (Men’s jacket: both the pink and brown- from different years) and don’t come on here hating cause you can’t afford one. Spyder makes quality ski stuff bottom line, if you don’t like it keep buying No Boundaries or Faded Glory…
September 25th, 2009
Looks like Park City Walmart wear to me.
September 25th, 2009
That’s an expensive Hoodie… Made by Spider the ski brand…. its about $500 if he could afford that why the heck he shopping at wal-mart
September 25th, 2009
I thought this was a fine University of Richmond grad–their team name is Spiders–who had moved to Utah.
September 25th, 2009
What the hell do spiders have to do with skiing anyway?!
September 25th, 2009
Dude, that’s not pink its salmon… even a pimp can rock the salmon…
September 25th, 2009
That’s the Spyder logo. That’s an apres ski sweater. It probably cost two or three bills.
September 25th, 2009
that’s a Spyder brand “Old Fred” jacket. they came in many other colors besides pink and retailed for upwards of $300 -400. i believe they were sold in the early 2000′s.
September 25th, 2009
It’s hard out here for a spiderpimp.
September 25th, 2009
Now we know why Spiderman was so slow getting to the scene… He was still out on his Pimping job.
September 25th, 2009
It’s only natural that he has a mullet to match
September 25th, 2009
DAMN HOMIE IN HIGH SCHOOL DIS DUDE WAS DA MAN HOMIE DA FUKK HAPPEN TO HIM?
September 25th, 2009
Jamby’s trying to cover up for the fact that he’s the dude in the picture LOL…
September 25th, 2009
Jamby’s trying to cover up the fact that he’s the dude in the picture LOL…
September 25th, 2009
My vote for the best damn caption EVER!
September 25th, 2009
A pink fuzzy spider hoodie. I can see it now, 500 years from now when Idiocracy has come true; they will ask, “How did it all start?”. To which the reply will be, with a sullen look and a sad shake of the head… “A pink fuzzy spider hoodie.”.
September 25th, 2009
Ok people, it’s “name brand” blah blah blah. It’s still tacky anyways!
September 25th, 2009
LOL………Ummmm A Christmas Story! LOL
September 25th, 2009
So this is what happened to ine of the Black Widows biker gang in ‘Every Which Way But Loose’ !! Right turn, Clyde!
September 25th, 2009
I am laughing so hard at the caption that I have tears in eyes. Tissues are never around when needed. I’d wipe my eyes with my sleeve, but I might get mascara on this fuzzy pink spider hoodie I found.
September 25th, 2009
I see The Dude has found himself a new business venture.
September 25th, 2009
That’s spider skis- you should see the full body suit. yup. Really.
September 26th, 2009
FINALLY!! One from Utah!!
So many of these are from the southern states where hicks and losers are expected, I’ve been waiting for one from Utah! Every time I go to Wal Mart, I get ready to take pictures, but here in Utah there’s just….. not as many opportunities as some of the other states out there.
September 26th, 2009
Where did he buy that? That is just what I need to complete my Halloween costume!!
September 26th, 2009
The lower Idaho bird-sucking spider clearly – yet understandably – made an ass of itself by attaching to a human and not a bird.
September 26th, 2009
What is it with guys and pink clothing-are other colors boring? How about some purple pants to go with that pink-ya dink?
September 26th, 2009
I’m Rick James bitch!
September 26th, 2009
” we’re the Black Widows…..feared across the Land !!!!!!! “
September 26th, 2009
OMG, i can’t believe it, i actually know a guy that has this same jacket! woah, but it’s not him b/c this guy’s hair is too long… lol
September 26th, 2009
Dude looks like he’s 7 feet tall! I guess if you’re Shaq-sized, you can wear whatever the hell you want.
September 27th, 2009
i guess pimps occasionally like to go skiing too. spyder must be catering to the superfly crowd now.
September 27th, 2009
it’s Spyder and it’s an actualy company that makes skiing clothing, it’s very warm but I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t need it at walmart unless you were sleeping in the frozen food section.
September 27th, 2009
That like a $300 jacket
September 28th, 2009
it’s a spyder jacket; DH ski racers sometimes would wear these in the warming house a few years ago.. How it got on anybody on walmart is beyond me.
September 28th, 2009
that’s actually a really expensive jacket. so before you start making fun of other peoples jackets, look and see how much yours costs before you make fun of theirs…..
September 28th, 2009
and yeah, I know it’s not the cutest thing in the world, but who cares. If someone wants to spend that kind of money on and jacket, then let them. At least they have the money to afford whatever style they choose…
September 28th, 2009
Hunter X? D:
September 28th, 2009
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Brillz, I love this damn site!
September 28th, 2009
i like it and a man nas balls if he can wear pink like that! i would buy and wear that!
September 29th, 2009
there is actually a company called spider that makes skiing/snowboarding apparel. this is where its from
September 29th, 2009
I know that guy..hes not 7 feet tall, more like 6’4″ and yes its a ski jacket. And yes he is honored to make the web site.
September 29th, 2009
is this the male, fuzzy version of the pink ladies?
September 30th, 2009
I don’t care how big the company is…. I don’t care how much it costs… ever seen a pink poodle?… being attacked by ………. well, you know where I’m going…. (Hey! I could have gone with the barfed up cotton candy idea!)
September 30th, 2009
Pepto Spida Pimp!!
October 1st, 2009
what hoes? his mom?
October 1st, 2009
Yeah this jacket is a Spyder jacket…Burton make a similar and better one…I want one sooo bad!
October 1st, 2009
Uh…its an actual brand…of ski/snowboard clothing. Called…Spyder.
October 1st, 2009
It’s like if the Flintstones had a really really flamboyant guy working the gravel pits with Fred…….
October 2nd, 2009
I work at ski shop and no joke, we have sold that jacket. That’s from spider the ski company and its called the “old fred” jacket.. it costs around 400 dollars.. money well spent if you ask me. You can’t put a price on style.
October 5th, 2009
That is probably the best jacket I have ever seen.
October 5th, 2009
my 3 year old just said look at the white gorrilla so funny
October 6th, 2009
Something tells me that even if this is an expensive ski jacket, this guy found this at Goodwill. Even from the back you can tell he’s not the kind of guy that would buy a $400.00 jacket….unless it involved Nascar.
October 6th, 2009
SO THATS WHAT SPIDERMAN WEARS IN THE WINTER!
October 6th, 2009
The Sweater may be pink but this guy is pretty big. Look at him compared to the man walking by. I DARE YOU TO MAKE FUN OF HIS JACKET TO HIS FACE!!!!
October 7th, 2009
Ya the brand is called Spyder…they mostly do ski/snowboard apparel…but there is no excuse for this!
October 10th, 2009
Does that mean he has 8 pimp hands? Or 10, including his 2 real hands?
October 12th, 2009
It’s Spyder ski company. The idiot who took this was in Utah, probably lives in Utah. One of the best places to ride in the U.S. and he doesn’t know one of the biggest names in skiing equipment!? No matter how bad this sweatshirt looks, who’s the idiot now?!
October 12th, 2009
1. Skiers are in the market for fuzzy pink coats.
2. The company is called Spyder, hence the giant spider.
3. It’s reversible and the pink fuzzy side would keep you really warm.
October 13th, 2009
My hairspray cost me more then that jacket
October 14th, 2009
AWESOME! I Totally have that jacket. http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/site/news/12053314364638/Triple_Challenge_2008_028.jpg
Its reversable – http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/site/news/12053314364638/Triple_Challenge_2008_020.jpg
You can go from a warm guy with a nice jacket to “That guy” in 30 seconds flat.
October 16th, 2009
So that’s a wicked expensive jacket we sell it at the skishop I work in the brand is called Spyder. THe funny part is though we sold it in black and I was like “who the heck would ever buy this” and i would mockingly wearing it around the shop saying I looked like an ape, i laughed so hard when I saw it. We sold the two we had to a drunk couple on new years…. hilarious though.
October 20th, 2009
I own this jacket in black, with a red spyder.
I also snowboard, it looks awesome, as well as is very warm on the mountain.
October 21st, 2009
hell, I’d wear it XD definitely
October 25th, 2009
The jacket is killer
November 6th, 2009
Actually, it’s Spyder. As in ski wear. And it looks hot on the slopes. But only on the slopes.
November 28th, 2009
I HAVE THAT COAT
November 28th, 2009
Wow, they finally make latch-hook kits you can WEAR???
December 3rd, 2009
Fuzzy Pimp
Fuzzy Pimp
Pimpin Hoes
Where ever He Goes
FUZZY PIMP!
July 22nd, 2011
Oh my goodness. I have also worked at a ski shop and we sold this jacket too! It’s reversible, and the other side of it is a brown plaid pattern. The company Spyder made it for some reason.
We had a few laughs trying on this jacket!
December 13th, 2011
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