September 24th, 2009
Nothing Runs Like A Cavalier

Let forget the fact that an actual John Deere tractor likely runs better, faster, and costs more. Don’t you think that you could have put bigger antlers on your ride though?
Kentucky

Let forget the fact that an actual John Deere tractor likely runs better, faster, and costs more. Don’t you think that you could have put bigger antlers on your ride though?
Kentucky
107 Comments, Comment or Ping
I saw this car at the town hall mtg’s on Health Care…
September 24th, 2009
That is kind of interesting….
September 24th, 2009
The antlers are on backwards.
September 24th, 2009
I actually like that! I think I’ll do that to my Blazer!
September 24th, 2009
I bet that has like a 100 inch cutting radius.
September 24th, 2009
haha, i guessed that this was somewhere in the south before i read it actually was!
September 24th, 2009
I would not have put a bigger “rack” on it either, you would be just asking for some jealous type to swipe ‘em !!!!
September 24th, 2009
For when that John Deere license plate just isn’t enough !!
September 24th, 2009
Nice rack.
September 24th, 2009
Nothing Runs Like a Deere with a Cavi. on it’s A**!!!!
September 24th, 2009
Is that a Jesus seat cover there on the passenger side too!!
September 24th, 2009
Hey look! They had to put a deer under the hood to make it run better!! LOL
September 24th, 2009
yep, Kentucky. Official race car of the modern Republican family.
September 24th, 2009
The antlers go, “whoooo woooooo!!!!”
September 24th, 2009
The yellow racing stripes definitely make this cavalier run faster.
I wonder if there is a tail hanging off the trunk
September 24th, 2009
my aunt had that make of car when I was 4… im 20…sad
September 24th, 2009
my aunt had that make of car when i was 4..im 20..sad
September 24th, 2009
I have heard of a tiger in your tank but . . .
September 25th, 2009
Wow, that looks like a nice piece of shit. That thing looks like it crawled out of the third circle of hell.
September 25th, 2009
Apparently the owner thought that putting the antlers on backwards would make the car more aerodynamic. An organic spoiler? Heh.
September 25th, 2009
Ruffins been busy, done hooked up a Donk…
September 25th, 2009
bbaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha…and don’t we all know this has to be in Kentucky??!!?
September 25th, 2009
So there is a POS truck that is painted like this at my college!! haha except he also painted his rims yellow…. lol
September 25th, 2009
so there is a POS truck JUST LIKE THIS at my college! although he also has his rims painted yellow… classy
September 25th, 2009
It looks kind of cool compared to the other vehicles on this site.
September 25th, 2009
John Deere god what did you do to the car? This had to be a marrage breaker. John Deere car = Dear John letter.
September 25th, 2009
Dude takes this sweet ride to the lawn tractor races every Friday night… Cousin Betty Lou-Ann is so proud…
September 25th, 2009
What irony if this had been the car with the dead deer in the trunk from a couple days ago.
September 25th, 2009
Nothing seduces a sibling like altering your shitty green Cavalier into a shitty green Cavalier that resembles the same tractor you both were conceived on.
September 25th, 2009
I think you are missing the point: that belongs to John Deere. That is HIS car.
September 25th, 2009
DA FUKK IS DIS
September 25th, 2009
Hmmm, small car and small antlers. Is this equivalent to the big feet big organ theory? Or is that Small feet big Organ. I’m losing my mental capacity just being addicted to this websit.
September 25th, 2009
IM HORNY GET IT LMAO CUZ OF THE HORNS LOL
September 25th, 2009
This is one my all-time favorites from this site
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September 25th, 2009
Cavaldeer more like it.
September 25th, 2009
And I bet he “owns” a Harley too.
September 25th, 2009
1) The paint job is worth more than the car.
2) See the chipped paint on the bumper? Nothing runs over a deer like a Caviler. Where do you think he got the horns?
3) Is that a coon-skin hat hanging off the mirror?
September 25th, 2009
The reason I own a Cub Cadet!
September 25th, 2009
The horns are only temporary until the buck is cooked, then its time for vittles. COME ‘N’ GIT IT!!!!!
September 25th, 2009
Can you blame him? Nothing runs like a Deere.
September 25th, 2009
thats totally AWESOME!!! i love it!!
September 25th, 2009
Maybe Walmart ran them off for trying to park their tractor in the parking lot. The next best thing huh?
September 25th, 2009
“And starting in the 43rd position today and driving the John Deere car will be Jeremy Mayfield”. ‘
September 25th, 2009
Sure, it sucks as a car… but all I have to do is pull a lever and she goes into lawn mower mode! Nobody gets roadkill like my John Deer Cavalier!
September 25th, 2009
But dontcha know that deer antlers are expensive as well!!
September 25th, 2009
i believe that is not a Cavalier but a CavaDeere!
September 25th, 2009
I swear Chevrolet holds the record for most owner-altered cars. Between the Celebrity, the Cavalier, and the Corsica, you are looking at 95% of all altered cars.
September 25th, 2009
I live in Louisville, where this car unfortunately resides. I see the driver all the time and I must say, they match their car’s style…
September 25th, 2009
This is not a Cavalier…no nothing that cool this is a corsica circa 1980 something. I know cuz I used to cruise to the Walmart in one.
September 25th, 2009
Forget deer antlers. That tiny two-point rack looks like it belonged on the fabled “jackalope”.
September 25th, 2009
Wonder if a lawnmower engine is under the hood?
September 25th, 2009
i wouldnt drive it but I think this car kicks ass!
September 25th, 2009
That’s actually a Lumina. It’s not a cavalier at all.
September 25th, 2009
Wow. I used to have a Cavalier like that, only it was just plain white. I think that they must be some of the worst looking cars ever designed by the hand of man. But somebody decided it wasn’t ugly enough.
September 25th, 2009
Oh deer… I see this car often around Louisville…. So sad….
September 25th, 2009
this ride is awsome!!
September 25th, 2009
What’s hanging from the mirror?
September 25th, 2009
Suggestion: You should have a feature where we can vote for the best photo of the week.
September 25th, 2009
BOB: the antlers are on backwards for a DEER. But this is a CAR — who is to say how their antlers grow??
September 25th, 2009
Does anyone else out there think Jamby is an idiot? Come on, man – quit commenting on here until you have something worth saying. I wonder when we’ll see your pic on here??
September 25th, 2009
The guys at “pimp my ride” knew they went terribly wrong somewhere along the way…but just couldn’t put their finger on it….
September 25th, 2009
Attention Walmart shoppers Jean-Marie and Jason,the vehicle is NOT a Corsica or Lumina.It is indeed a 4 door Cavalier as 99.9% of viewers have noticed.It’s time to visit your eye doctor !!!
September 25th, 2009
really dude? it’s DEERE not DEER. what a moron
September 25th, 2009
@ Toronto D
Roadkill. It’s what’s for dinner!
September 26th, 2009
I’m sure he does not even know how to drive a tractor. If he did he would not have this retarted car. it is just like all those other wanna be farmers that live in trailer parks and drive shitty cars. And if those horns are off a deer he shot, that’s nothing to brag about because they are tiny. I bet he has one of those singing fish wall mounts and the whole collection of cheap ass plastic nascar cups.
September 26th, 2009
I wonder if his tractor is pimped out to look like a sweet Cavalier.
September 26th, 2009
This “Deere” needs to be poached
September 26th, 2009
Of course tractors cost more you f-ing idiot! Why wouldnt they!
September 26th, 2009
people of the south are ridiculous with their vehicles. Rednecks suck. Sorry, but that is just how I feel
September 26th, 2009
Bet he’s in there buying some Mountain Dew!
September 26th, 2009
Do any of you hillbillys even know what a Donk is?
September 26th, 2009
There’s a distinct possibility that this is not redneck at all, but hipster. Which makes it oh so much worse.
September 26th, 2009
The paint if it is real JD paint coast more than the car did……. Funny
September 26th, 2009
Looks like a Jackalope is under the hood, running on a treadmill to power the car.
September 27th, 2009
Farmer Brown upgrades his mode of transportation
September 27th, 2009
David needs to be unhidden. thats the funniest comment on this pic
September 27th, 2009
the little sweet deer is looking down from animal heaven pissed off bc his antlers are now used to adorn this POS.
September 28th, 2009
This is a company car stollen from a Mississippi Delta Plantation. This is how they get their car as a write off on their taxes. Maybe the Kentucky guy is going to run moonshine in it and hide it from the Feds by parking it in a cluster of those giant tractors. It’s a disguise! I get it!
September 28th, 2009
How bad is it that I don’t generally care for John Deer, but I want this car?
September 29th, 2009
John Deere is crying right now. Both tears of laughter and sadness.
September 30th, 2009
hopefully he hits a bigger deer, so he can get some real antlers
October 1st, 2009
Two mushi sticking out of the hood. Time to call Ginko-San.
October 1st, 2009
That car is always parked at devonshire!
October 2nd, 2009
Parks like an ass, too.
October 2nd, 2009
Billy Bob loves Charlene.
October 3rd, 2009
the antlers were in the right position at first… just some passerby wanted to twist her rack
(yeah i know, horrible pun)
October 5th, 2009
Just so you know… It is a female that drove this car!!!! She happens to be my sister and yes she is REDNECK as hell! She ended up painting the rims yellow and on the trunk it read, “Do You Think My Tractors Sexy?” This was the funnest ride I ever rode in and here in Kentucky (Country as can be) it got a lot of attention. More strangers took pics of this car than you could even imagine. From parking lots to red lights. How funny to see it again!
October 6th, 2009
As a dairy farmer, I can say that in my “expert” opinion that most John Deere tractors are faster than Chevy Cavaliers. On that note, the fastest I ever got one of my John Deere tractors to go is about 28 MPH.
October 8th, 2009
Shut UP!! I actually used to live 2 apartments over from the girl who owns that car! My son loved it… but then again, he was 4
October 9th, 2009
As someone who’s had 4 Cavaliers in their family… They’re actually pretty decent cars. My sister’s 90 Cavalier lasted till 2002, and she got good gas mileage. 30MPG in mine, though mine is also not from 1992, nor does it look like a John Deere tractor.
October 9th, 2009
I looked at that picture and said, “hm, that looks like something from ky.”
Nothing more Kentuckian than John Deere. lol
October 13th, 2009
yo forget that! my cavi will dust your john deere any day and it will last longer too!
October 14th, 2009
EVEN IN KENTUCKY THEY RESPECT A BIG RACK !!
October 16th, 2009
John Deere tractor likely runs better, faster, and costs more,,,,
Well, you got one out of three right!
October 17th, 2009
Holy Cr@p! This damn car has been seen at at least 3 different Wal-Marts that I know of. In fact the ONLY time I have seen this car was at a Wal-Mart! Westport Road, Shelbyville, and LaGrange!! Seriously though…Only in Kentucky!
October 17th, 2009
I used to live in Lyndon, Kentucky, and this guy lived in the apartment complex right next to my house.
October 19th, 2009
Well, this is in Kentucky, what do you expect, bunch of inbreed idiots.
October 20th, 2009
It’s the antler equivalent of a Frenchman’s mustache. They’re Frenchman’s antlers.
October 22nd, 2009
i’m sorry but this is just awesome!!! i love john deere. i would however got a better looking ride and bigger horns to do my car up like this.
October 27th, 2009
the gas mileage is probably comparable
November 5th, 2009
I have actually seen this car in Louisville, KY. Someone has waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time (and money) on their hands
November 7th, 2009
seriously, i thought the antler size was tasteful…
November 16th, 2009
I am a big john deere fan, this car is kinda cute.
November 17th, 2009
Hahahahaha. Antlers Aree On Wrong:) Hella Funny.
November 26th, 2009
I have seen this car in Louisville around the Lyndon area
October 1st, 2010
The killer thing is, whomever did this fine pimp job picked a pair of antlers that match the Browning logo … AND put them on back’erds (nod to Bob for noticing). Best part of the pic though is the pile of cig butts by the driver’s side door. Nice.
January 8th, 2011
ok everyone i was the PROUD owner of this “JOHN DEERE”. i am a female and i loved this car!!!! it was my grad gift and it was whit…. got sick of the white and it was a granny car……(lol) so i had it painted i love john deere and yes i am “REDNECK” this car last me 6 yrs and was the best car i hav had!!!!! i had lots of fun with this car for all of u that dont like it is cool , dont hurt my feelings and for all that u do thank you !!!! (It was kindof a joke <bet you wont do it, so I DID IT!!!!!!! i had it for 6yrs and it finally was on the verge of blowing up (hahaha) so i drove it into the junk yard and got 250.00 out of it (lol) it had 320,000 mile on it and o BTW it was a cavalier for thoese of u that dont know……… thanks for all the comments good and bad!!!!!
May 24th, 2011
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