Since when did they start holding auditions for Twilight at Walmart?
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those are some hot shoes. He’s def. been starving himself long enough to fit into those jeans mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm
March 15th, 2011
I like his shoes
Hi, I would like to get an application for the automotive department
ummmm…I am speechless….
“Mom the kids at Wal-mart are picking on me again…
Yes I have my self esteem book…
Yes I am walking tall in my shoes…
Why are they so mean to me??? *sniff*”
This just turns my stomach.
he has his map out cause he got lost on the way to the dressing room. the drag show starts at 10. i hope he makes it on time. btw, duct tape is on aisle 8
*yawn* boring! get something funny on here already..besides he looks better in that outfit than most women would
please God, tell me that’s a woman… no, no, wait… please God, tell me that’s not a woman… no, no, wait…
Definitely got some kinda fetish going on, gotta love the pumps..
Hi Mom…….what should I put down for “gender”?
lmao! …. wow! this is just classic pow material here…speechless
Hum? Male? Female? Where do I mark undecided?
I wonder how many people get home, turn on the computer to giggle at the people of walmart site and find themselves on here!?!
He has a shirt you can see through so it is like not having a shirt I think. It is good they do not make pants like that too.
The dude on the left looks like he is getting excited.
Tray the Creeper
100 bucks says he didn’t leave before purchasing razor blades to cut himself if he doesn’t get the job.
He’s way better dressed than anyone in Twilight, tbh.
He must be there for a job interview…
Looks a little lite in the loafers
Jeez Popanator, stop giving them ideas…….
Sir Hates Alot
Now we know who Frank the Tank was looking for.
Hmmmm…..someone lost a bet?
Now this is a walmart “feature creature.” Anybody can snapshot a buttcrack or fat person, but to find a treasure, such as this, all the stars had to line up correctly, such as the force bringing the photographer into the back restroom area at at the perfect time he/she whatever is on the phone dressed to kill to apply for a job. Walmart, give him a job as a greeter so he can find a date quickly.
Sometimes, even Walmart applicnats want to look pretty.
Just LOOKING at this outfit makes me want to cut myself!
just leaves me all of a dither over what i’m wearing today…
just leaves me all of a dither about what i am wearing today…
This could be a modern version of Saturday Night Live’s “Pat”…you think its a man…but you’re not quite sure, then you think it is a woman…and again, you can’t quite be sure…
Please tell me that this was taken in Miami or San Francisco…please don’t let it be Texas…I have been embarassed enough be things I have seen here from Texas…
‘Truth or Dare’ hits Wally……..I’m embarrassed for this kid!
Um, Wayne..you must not look at the POW site too often cuz you see freks like this at wal mart all the time…no special constalations or magic faries made this happen, just your average run-of-the-mill cross dresser here.
I’d like to know where the guys are getting women’s shoes that fit. My daughter wears a size 11 and can never find nice looking shoes. Most of the stores aorund here only go to a size 10.
GH in the B-Lo!
“I’m sorry sir, you did not get the job, we have decided on this gentleperson in the tights and fishnet top, sorry, but we will keep your application on file”
Better check your closet…
I’ve already called the cops……
Is this where I audition for the next Justin Bieber movie?
Applying to the job posting: Drag position, Cosmetics and Beauty Department, Full time, Immediate opening.
I hope they film him during his casting couch cameo.
Looks like he would prefer to turn the stool upside down and then sit !
And the manager said, “You’re hired! But you must wear that outfit your first day on the job…I insist.”
He needs a good shot of testosterone.
“Oh, dear God! I can’t get a wax until 5:45!?!”
I think you’d need a backhoe to dig those bottoms out of her ass…
…And thats how Prince got his first job!
I hope other people who read this site realize that there are 2 Popanators.
The original one is rather funny and seems harmless. The other one has a black box beside the name and is a freaky pervert with a freaky, perverted website. “Original Popanator” has no link and nothing happens if you click on his/her name. “Disgusting Popanator” has a hyperlink name that allows you to click on it and takes you to a world where you probably don’t want to go.
Pathetic, his phone doesn’t even match his outfit!
March 16th, 2011
Dang nab it! where did he get those shoes!? They’re awesome! And I am highly jealous of the fact he looks better in that outfit than I ever could . . . but he seriously needs to grow his hair longer . . . all good anime guys have longish hair . . .
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation!
Calling mom to find out what to mark by SEX
“Dang it, I forgot my wig! Mom, can you please bring it to me?”
Uh…how exactly is this a Twilight audition? No one wore an outfit like that in the movies, so why pick that movie to bash? I bet if it was a Harry Potter-like outfit, no one would say anything. I won’t even go to MLIA anymore because it’s all worship HP, diss Twilight. It gets old, fast, and now it’s come here. Pathetic.
March 18th, 2011
“Yes Mommy, they hired me…I am going to be sorting the scratch-n-sniff edible underwear for men…”Skoal” flavor in this pile, “Slim-Jim” flavor in this pile, and “Gritts and Gravy” flavor in this another pile…”
Mom said I had to go look for a job if I wanted to continue living in the basement. I’ll wear this outfit to make sure I don’t actually ever GET a job, but I’ll keep looking, mom, ok?
March 22nd, 2011
More Like Auditions for Rocky Horror Picture Show. He wanted to be Dr. Frankenfurter.
March 24th, 2011
Aw, come on, I just saw Rachel Maddow on The Daily Show a couple of nights ago looking like Daniel Radcliffe.
This guy’s biggest mistake is wearing a see-through shirt like some kind of dumb Guido. The heels and skinny jeans would just make him look very effiminate but the shirt is just tacky. Clearly, not all gay guys have high fashion I.Q.s.
May 7th, 2011
He’s actually pretty hot… :/ I’d go out with him if he was straight.
May 25th, 2011