September 26th, 2009
Preach On Brother!
Truer words have never been spoken…because they really aren’t appropriate words for public.
Pennsylvania
Truer words have never been spoken…because they really aren’t appropriate words for public.
Pennsylvania
247 Comments, Comment or Ping
I’m sure the truck looks great outside his trailer home!!!
September 26th, 2009
We all have goals; one of the best ways to reach them is to make them public. Gives you something to strive for. Doubtful he will attain his goal!!!
September 26th, 2009
Trailer Trash for sure, no respect for himself or other people.
September 26th, 2009
Surprised the ball sac thingy isn’t hanging off the trailer hitch…
September 26th, 2009
Rather big truck…You know what they say..
September 26th, 2009
Smoke blowing Diesel Cummings Engines, are known to be the Green of the future, vs the normal USA Petrol. His Daily Driver is probably a Geo! LOL
September 26th, 2009
There are about 3 trucks in the town I live in that have that!
Alabama
September 26th, 2009
I LOVE THE TRUCK.. BUT ya the sayings are gross, and not CLASSY! This is what he does in public…………………..
September 26th, 2009
I’m still trying to push my Forced Sterilization Through Public Drinking Water bill through congress……….
September 26th, 2009
There’s a winner to bring home to momma.
September 26th, 2009
Really? Only one person got that it’s a Cummins diesel? It’s only obscene if you’re the one with the filthy mind, ya nasty fucks.
September 26th, 2009
Well, you know what they say about Pennsylvania: blue on the ends, red in the middle.
September 26th, 2009
I prefer the Cummings Diesel in the Dodge to the Ford Power Stroke too…not sure I’d advertise it like this though.
September 26th, 2009
There are definitely some places in Pennsylvania that the Mason-Dixon Line forgot!!
September 26th, 2009
its just da hood comin’ at ya!
September 26th, 2009
@The Dude. Yeah, only we are sick. I’m sure the double entandre NEVER occured to the guy that owns this truck. He probably thought he was the cleverest person since Steven Hawking when he was putting that on his truck. Of course, he probably doesn’t know what an “entandre” is or who Steven Hawking is…
September 26th, 2009
BTW … it’s ‘entendre’
September 26th, 2009
Unappropriate in public? Yes. Funny as hell? Yes.
September 26th, 2009
Maybe he should learn how to properly inflate the tires so won’t have a blow out on the road. The car isn’t even street legal if the bumper is more than 29.5 inches off the ground anyway.
September 26th, 2009
@METMAN … Not trying to but your balls… I totally agree with ya… Just teasing is all
September 26th, 2009
I’m almost positive I’ve seen this exact truck before. I remember the “If it ain’t smokin’ it ain’t shit” sign in addition to the other slogan. If it’s the same truck, he drives like an asshole, too!
September 26th, 2009
The only thing missing is the Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” mud flaps
September 26th, 2009
its a CUMMINS….
not cumminGs
NO G….
and you make fun of him…
September 26th, 2009
So if it is smoking it is shit?
September 26th, 2009
I mean ‘bust your balls’ must be karma paying me back lol… and yeah, love the double negative too on the cab… This douche must think he’s slicker than goose shit lol…. What a gasbag!!
September 26th, 2009
Aren’t there laws on things like this ? How can people get away with having obscene statements on their vehicles in public ? Come on people, I believe everyone has the right to express their opinions but not always in public where our children can read them and ask questions that they are too young to have answers to. You can’t have license tags with obscene things on them so you shouldn’t be able to have stickers or written messages either ! I see something like this and I’m callin the cops !
September 26th, 2009
Hey Bird, the smokin’ reference is in regaurds to the fact that its double stacked, and a diesel. With a gas motor in it, you step on the gas and you get a little wimper and a very SMALL view of exhaust. Open up the throttle on a diesel? yeah it kinda belches some pretty wicked “smoke”
I happen to like everyone around me KNOWING that when I get on it, they might wanna get the fuck outta the way!
September 26th, 2009
What? No truck-nutz? Someone tell this guy that his rig is incomplete!
September 26th, 2009
What gene pool did this guy’s parents swim in? I’m thinking abortion isn’t all that bad.
September 26th, 2009
They say there is a time and place for everything.
I’m thinkin’.
I still can’t imagine a time OR a place for that.
September 26th, 2009
That bumper is well withing the 29.5 inches – it is a dually, but it doesn’t appear to be lifter
September 26th, 2009
What? So he prefers a Cummins turbodiesel over a stroker motor. It’s a choice many motorheads have to make: turbo or all-motor. Some people even add turbo to stroker, but that’s pushing it.
The thing that’s really redneck here is the bald strips on his poorly aligned dualie tires in the rear. The money people will spend on their vehicle, only to let poor maintenance eat away at its quality and value.
September 26th, 2009
@ Wow.
Hey dipshit, the sticker on the truck says “Cummin’,” not “Cummins.” If you’re going to correct someone, be sure you aren’t screwing up too.
September 26th, 2009
Clearly he prefers Cummins diesel engines over the Navistar/International Powerstroke. Not sure what the problem is here.
And for those of you that think this guy is trailer trash, a truck like this with a turbo diesel engine and duallies isn’t exactly going to be affordable to someone who can only afford to live in a trailer, unless he spent his year’s salary on it.
Regarding the smokin’ sticker, you haven’t driven a real truck until you step on the accelerator and a massive plume of smoke comes out the back (when that’s supposed to happen). Real trucks don’t use spark plugs either!
What is bothersome is that tiny little ball hitch he’s got.
September 26th, 2009
Whether he’s cummin’ or strokin’, I’d go see a doctor if it’s smokin’.
September 26th, 2009
@ANNA REXIA
He was correcting him on the proper spelling of the name of the engine. It’s Cummins.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cummins+diesel
September 26th, 2009
The only thing missing is a classy set of Truck Nuts, attached in a certain way that allows them to swing freely as he rounds corners.
September 26th, 2009
There’s a truck that has that same saying on it in Des Moines, Iowa.
September 26th, 2009
I actually saw that exact truck near Allentown. It was white trash then, still is now.
September 26th, 2009
Are you CERTAIN this isn’t in Kentucky? I am pretty sure I have seen a thousand trucks like that here. But they are sporting the naked lady mud flaps AND truck balls. Such high class people!!
September 26th, 2009
I prefer (Power) Strokin’ myself – but it’s all about Cummin(s) – Nobody’s into Tantra these days…
September 26th, 2009
Lmfao…
He has a Cummins diesel… And he likes it better than ford PowerSTROKES…. much funnier if u get the engine reference.
September 26th, 2009
The translation of this is: “I’d like to ejaculate when I masterbate but I can’t”
Not sure I’d want to plaster this on the back of my truck for all to know.
September 26th, 2009
Rich Boys with small “units” drive ‘vettes
Rednecks with small “units” driveTrucks with Big Tires and Big Things to say written all over it.
But both represent the same thing: Girls, if you like men with “tiny” units, I am your man!
September 26th, 2009
I live in Pennsylvania, and in my town this is actually really common. It’s a big truck war. I don’t find it offensive because I know what it means, everyone does around here.
I’m just thanking god that “truck nuts” are not as popular as this slogan.
September 26th, 2009
The apostrophe on Cummin’ donates the slang or common usage of the word…
September 26th, 2009
Actually, those bumper stickers are everywhere in Pennsylvania, this is not a rare sight.
September 26th, 2009
I am sorry, I dont see how this even warrants being on here, that is a rather common sticker set to be on dodges. and for those who dont know its all due to the engines, doge has the cummins diesel, and ford has a powerstroke diesel. so I dont see why this is even ont he site, one of the lamer pics on here
September 26th, 2009
@ Bill I totally agree….I drive a Dodge/Cummins myself, so yea Im going to be a little biast, I also own a Diesel Performance Shop, I advertise my shop on my truck, and a lot of people I know have stickers like this, but I know I would never want to pull up in my girlfriends driveway looking like this, it takes it a bit far, and people like this and the people who think ‘blowing smoke is cool’ make diesel trucks look bad, and therefore we get slammed by people, such as a few on this site…
September 26th, 2009
Those of you saying the rest of us should “get” the engine reference, come ON. If it wasn’t meant to sound pornographic, the slogan would be, “I’d rather have a Cummins turbodiesel than a Stroker motor.” — but then again plain English like that wouldn’t be quite redneck enough (or get as much attention).
September 26th, 2009
For all those who think that blowing smoke is cool: It’s not. That actually means that there is something wrong with your engine. But don’t listen to me….who is a diesel mechanic. And another fact that all you may not know, when you blow your obnoxious black smoke, your actually breaking the law because your obstucting the view of every driver around you. You will get pulled over & you will be ticketed.
September 26th, 2009
I can’t stand these guys. “I got a big loud truck and you have to hear me and see all my smoke that I can make” . I really think they are trying to make up for a short fall called tiny penis sendrome.. So why the hell make the rest of us suffer???? BTW I can’t believe he does not have a set of those truck nuts hanging from his trailer hitch.. All the other guys like this have them…..
September 26th, 2009
@Bill: I dunno, I think it’s appropriate for this site. What’s wrong with posting white trash vehicles? And for the guy who said he couldn’t afford it if he lived in a trailer – dude, how many wellfare queens do you see driving around in Escalades? Gimme a break.
September 26th, 2009
dude, where are the truck nuts?
September 26th, 2009
If it ain’t polluting the air it ain’t shit?
September 26th, 2009
my brothers got a truck like that but it says somthing diffrent on the back u should all shut the up and stop making fun of people u dont know what ur talking about
September 26th, 2009
Ah yes, the dually diesel pickup with stacks, for the “wanna-be” trucker that’s not smart enough to get a CDL and drive a “real’ truck.
September 26th, 2009
@courtney; for one, black smoke does not mean its broke. it means it is it is not getting enough air to keep up with the fuel aka, to small a turbo. some people prefer just to smoke and set there trucks up fir smoke. there the idiots that give diesels a bad name. others, 90% of the diesel community, prefer to modify there trucks to make massive amounts of Hp and Tq. u can make a 7,000# truck run a 12 second pass in the 1/4 mile. lets see u do this with a gasser.
@ kendra; he is not refering to a stroker gas motor, he is refering to a powerstroke turbo diesel.
now as for being appropiate on the back of there truck, imo no, but ive seen alot worse on vehicle like saying bitch and fuck and alot others.
September 26th, 2009
So classy. lol
September 27th, 2009
Had to be a PA wannabe redneck. Think there is more of these heros here than South. All his neighbors proably actually USE their 4wds off road-besides the WalMart parking lot…
September 27th, 2009
Don’t you guys got anything better to do than talk shit and pretend to be internet bad asses get a life and go back to driving your prius
September 27th, 2009
@MUDDYRUNNERGIRL. Oops, heh. Well, I never claimed perfection either.
September 27th, 2009
LMAO to the retards that call it Cummings. If you knew how to spell, you wouldn’t be on here talking crap. When you finally grow up and drive a vehicle with a diesel power plant, you will look back and say: man was I a retard then.
September 27th, 2009
This just shows how low the Intelligence Quotient Americans have inherited.
September 27th, 2009
I see this shit all the time in North Eastern PA. Its retarded.
September 27th, 2009
He is talking about a Cummins Turbo Diesel Engine made by Dodge…
September 27th, 2009
This photo cant be from WalMarts Parking lot , if anyone should know the corruptness of Walmart and their reverse auctioning that’s ruining big name products and shutting down legitimate businesses. Its the Hard Working Diesel Driving Die Hard Americans.
We even have a tee shirt store htttp://www.bombersbrand.com
September 27th, 2009
you have to crawl before you walk,
you have to stroke before you cum man
September 27th, 2009
No truck nuts and no mudflap girl. Fail.
September 27th, 2009
I hope that dude doesnt work in food service
September 27th, 2009
Alls I’m saying is: “Wow”
September 27th, 2009
People need to stop stereotyping people. Just because he drives a truck with stacks (and those stickers) doesn’t make him any less fortunate than anyone else. I drive a Dodge dually with stacks (sorry no truck nuts yet LOL) with Dodge Cummins stickers and live in NJ. It’s my second vehicle and I use it to tow all my toys (because Toyota hasn’t come out with a Hybrid yet that can tow 20k+ lbs yet). Don’t live in a trailer park (live in upscale community where my yearly taxes are north of $13k/yr) and have my masters in Mech Engineering. So……people who see me driving my truck probably also guess I live in a trailer park, sleep with my sister and should also purchase a set of ‘truck nuts’ to complete my image. What small minds they really have…….
September 27th, 2009
No doubt the guy driving this is 5’4″ and 230lbs-always talks about women, but never has done anything.
September 27th, 2009
@BIGED681985 …if you want to correct people you’ll have a lot more clout if you can do it in a coherent way. The words you keep grasping for are “their” and “they’re”… it’s really quite simple to distinguish when to use each. The word “there” refers to a location in space, as in “over there behind my trailer” and most people have mastered the differences between these three words by about the age of 10.
September 27th, 2009
I’m surprised he doesn’t have a pair of truckticles.
September 27th, 2009
I’m from southwestern PA, and what really annoys me is all these cats driving around with rebel flags.
I don’t have a problem with the rebel flag if it’s in a southern state… they have the right to fly it proudly… but Pennsylvania was a northern state!
September 27th, 2009
it has a double meaning……dodge has the Cummings diesel engine and Ford has the Power Stroke Diesel Engine. that’s why it says I’d rather be cummin than strokin
September 27th, 2009
try explaining this one to the kids?
September 27th, 2009
hard to explain to the kids. glad mine are old enough to understand…lol
September 27th, 2009
I thik the photographer misses the point. It actually is funny. He has a Cummins diesel in his Dodge truck… And he likes it better than ford PowerSTROKE Diesel.
September 27th, 2009
i love this. hahahah
September 27th, 2009
@The Grammar Avenger; if i cared bout my spelling, i would have went to college for it. i dont, that is why i went for mechanics. if i was doing an esay for for an english class, every word would be spelled correctly. its not, so get over it.
most of the people on here have no clue about anything dealing with diesels. if yall would like to understand diesels better, check out http://www.dieselbombers.com
September 27th, 2009
Dude, it’s their own perogitive-Let them be what they want to be. Not everybody wants to be “part of the crowd”. I’d tell’im to Rock On! and maybe ask for a ride XD
September 27th, 2009
@bob; im about the shortest person out of all the guys i talk to and im 5’6″
and also, what the hell does hieght and wait have to do with what someone drives. so if someone is 6’6″ they cant own a diesel? if someone is rich, and live in a upscale house, they cant own a diesel?
September 27th, 2009
CLEARLY this refers to the engine in that truck. Its a cummins engine vrs a ford power stroke. before you rant and rave about how bad it is do some research
September 27th, 2009
But the latter will you to the former, so what’s the big deal?
The one thing I miss about the $4 gas (diesel was even higher) we had to deal with last year was how much it FUCKED over guys like this.
September 27th, 2009
@METMAN
It’s Stephen.
September 27th, 2009
@CLEARLY this refers to the engine in that truck. Its a cummins engine vrs a ford power stroke. before you rant and rave about how bad it is do some research
Clearly…For those of us who went to college, most could care less about the engine. After reading the explanations regarding the difference in engines, I get the double entandre’; and if you are driving around with that on the back thinking you are clever, you are really just showing the world what a rube you really are.
September 27th, 2009
@biged681985: I’m not a mechanic so I don’t know one motor or engine from another. My POINT was that MOST people don’t and will take what’s written on the back of that pickup the WRONG way -which is what makes it funny. The people on here who make it seem like it’s an innocent motor/engine/whatever slogan? Thanks for completely sucking the life out of what was a great sight-gag spotted by a photog and posted on this site.
September 27th, 2009
@NJMAN: I don’t care if you live in a trailer or a mansion… you drive around in a truck that has “I’d rather be cummin’ than strokin’”" on it, and you are white trash, period.
September 27th, 2009
The confederate flag is a nice touch; the cherry on top of the white trash sundae, no doubt.
September 27th, 2009
To the guy saying that his Daily Driver is probably a Geo…. Actualy i went to Tech School with this guy. he was in the Desiel program (go figgure) and this was his Daily Driver. Im the one with the Geo as mine. and yes he would pick on me for it. lol
September 27th, 2009
@ CT
Did you like how high diesel prices fucked over your grocery bill? Or raised the price of anything you bought in the store? Because almost everything you buy has been hauled over the road by a diesel truck. Just some food for thought.
On the subject of the truck in the pic – I think its funny, as I prefer the cummins diesel, but not something you should have written in huge letters across your truck. It just looks tacky.
September 27th, 2009
@kendra; i had even mentioned that i didnt think it was a appropriate in big leters across the tailgate. i like the slogan, but theres a time and place.
September 28th, 2009
hahahahahahaha,
dear lord.
all of the prepubecent driving teenage boys in my town have this on their trucck
i find it highly disturbiing
September 28th, 2009
Haha, you guys are idiots. This guy didn’t come up with this slogan, the Cummins deisel company came up with it. They’re attacking the Powerstroke company that puts their engines in the Ford trucks.
September 28th, 2009
7.3L of Powerstroke would eat that for lunch.
September 28th, 2009
Got Powerstroke diesels and VW diesels. Love ‘em all!
Death to gas burners and especially gas hybrids!
September 28th, 2009
Try pullin 10,000 lbs with a Prickus, uh I mean Prius.
September 28th, 2009
OK, half of you are preaching about how this is referring to the Cummins diesel engine vs. the Ford Powerstroke engine, but 90% of the public is not going to get the engine reference! I had never heard of either until I read these comments.
September 28th, 2009
wow its a diesel joke, people are dumb.
September 28th, 2009
Agree with the few people who actually know what this slogan means….. Cummings is a great engine! But i am guessing that the person that took this picture and made the comment is one of the dumb creatures on this site!
September 28th, 2009
Wow its a diesel joke with different meanings!
very universal XD
September 28th, 2009
hey “MADCAT” you are right 90% of the public will not get this… unless they love diesel cars…
September 28th, 2009
ok i see absolutely nothing wrong with this he is just saying which engine he’d rather have in his truck maybe some people should keep their minds out of the gutter
September 28th, 2009
Madcat,
Maybe only 10% of the people in YOUR community understand this saying, but guaranteed over 75% in HIS community understand what he means. I know a majority in mine would understand it. Also, yes it is meant to have a dirty undertone…so what?
September 28th, 2009
FFS! You guys – its a Cummins turbo diesel vs a stroker motor. Its spelled Cummins.
It’s not dirty, its just not funny either.
September 28th, 2009
All he needs is a rubber truck scrotum hanging from the hitch and it would be bitchin.
September 28th, 2009
Although I completely agree that is is indeed redneck, and these references could be misconstrued as sexual in nature, the reality is that he is stating that he prefers the Cummins diesel in his Dodge, rather than a Power Stroke diesel in a Ford. Either way, it takes quite the simpleton to make a billboard sized statement….
September 28th, 2009
I think I’ve seen this truck before
September 28th, 2009
i love how theres a some-what scratched off confederate flag sticker above the saying.
it just ties everything together.
haha
September 28th, 2009
OMG i saw this sticker on a truck here in wisconsin as well. i thought they had it custom made because i couldn’t imagine anyone else making/buying that statement for their car/truck…
guess i was horribly wrong.
September 28th, 2009
Hey guys… I think that might have a double meaning. It might have to do with engines or something.
September 28th, 2009
Refers to the Cummins Diesel Engine in the Dodge being better then the Ford Power Stroke Engine. And these stickers are everywhere. The smoking sticker refers to the smoke stacks attached to the exhaust.
September 28th, 2009
Haha Weegie-too stupid!
September 28th, 2009
were’s the hanging ballsack?
September 28th, 2009
Man you people need to chill out, what about all the damn tree huggers that drive priuses and have “save the world” stickers all over them? I think they are the pathetic ones, they bought a prius so they could brag about saving the earth and feel better about themselves. Nothing wrong with stacks and some stickers.
September 28th, 2009
I like this guy and wish there were more like him! His engine was engineered and manufactured right here in my hometown. Cummins diesel engines keep our local commerce “moving”.
That stylized C on the tailgate is a Cummins Engine Co logo.
I appreciate his large purchase, but don’t condone the sexual reference on public display.
September 29th, 2009
“Ball sack thingy” = “truck nuts.”
There are trucks all over this state (Georgia) with this plastered across the back.
September 29th, 2009
Some kid who is just learning how to read is going to be really proud when he or she can say the phrase “I’d rather be cummin’ than strokin’”
September 29th, 2009
This guy is such a badass.
September 29th, 2009
My 7.3 Would Pull That Truck All Over The Place!
September 29th, 2009
@adam, if ur 7.3 is stock, u wont budge it.
September 29th, 2009
i hope he’s talking about prefering cummins deisel engines over ford powerstroke….
September 29th, 2009
Hey that has to do with the engine, a cummins is Dodge and Power Stroke is Ford. Translation: He’d rather be a Dodge
September 29th, 2009
cummins is a type of engine that a lot of really big trucks, like semis have. maybe you should do some research. also the smokin is referring to the smoke stacks that are on the side of the truck with are also on big trucks like semis. now that there is alittle education on what this means, we can conclude that this person likes big trucks. figure it out.
September 29th, 2009
I’m going to marry this guy! In case you’re wondering, I’m not white trash, college educated thank you much. A cocky guy with a big truck? Rawr baby!
September 29th, 2009
THIS TRUCK GIVES ME A GREAT LAUGH EVERY DAY WHEN I SEE IT LUV IT
September 29th, 2009
well im glad to see some of you understand what this means…and ya he should rather be cummin due to the fact that its a dodge…rather than strokin which is a shit ass ford product……so hoorah to the dodge
September 29th, 2009
Are you sure this was taken in PA? I live in TX and I see this EXACT truck at least once a month. There cannot be more than one of those in the world. Seriously.
September 30th, 2009
This is a lesson for the Kids: Define who you are by what you drive… then you will be a winner in life!
September 30th, 2009
I did not read the whole comments thing, but notice how he can get his dually in ONE space and people cant seem to do that with their Hondums?
September 30th, 2009
Who here realizes that by cummin’ he’s refferring to the cummins diesel engines, and by strokin’, fords powerstrokes?
September 30th, 2009
Billy Squier ?? Is that you??
September 30th, 2009
While the words “cummin’” and “strokin’” were meant to be construed as references to Dodge’s Cummins diesel engine and Ford’s Powerstroke diesel engine, the apostrophe at the end of both words also indicates that a letter has been intentionally left out.
September 30th, 2009
ha ha I live in PA and I’m pretty sure that truck is actually in the town I live in. He’s classy.
September 30th, 2009
Can nobody take a joke. Obviously its in reference to the types of engines, but so what if it has sexual undertones? Isn’t every funny bumper sticker,t-shirt and etc.. have some sort of undertone to it?
September 30th, 2009
Its funny you all can bash on my truck funny part is that you all are jealous that you cant afford it and i have a better paying job than all of yins whoever wats to hook em up bring it on…
I AM A REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT!!!
September 30th, 2009
Oh, my freakin’ GOD, I CANNOT believe that:
a. people don’t get the double meaning of this sticker, and, perhaps more disturbingly,
b. People are passionately defending this blatant display of redneckerie.
So, I wonder, do the Type ‘a’ people even ‘get’ half of the visual jokes on this site, and, are the Type ‘b’ people just checking out the site to see if they either see themselves or their family/friends on here? Hmmm. I’m just disappointed that I didn’t get to make the first comment on the Truck Nuts…no truck is truly complete without a huge platinum scrotum swinging from the trailer hitch, no?
(and, yes, I do drive a Dodge 3500, minus the tacky stickers, pipes, and balls) ;0)
September 30th, 2009
Cummins diesel and Powerstroke….come on people…it’s an engine joke! Ford vs. Dodge. Not that I want my 5 year old repeating it, but how is it that much worse than the image of a kid peeing? And for the greeners, diesels get far better fuel mileage than the gas models. Some people have to drive trucks. Diesel burns pretty clean too, except for the heavy footers pumping the black smoke
September 30th, 2009
Sad thing is the truck probably costs more than his home.
September 30th, 2009
I saw a similar truck like that about a month ago in Idaho, but this truck had some enormous blue balls hanging off his tow.
September 30th, 2009
I always love these “If you/it ain’t [whatever], you/it ain’t shit” stickers/shirts/etc.
The reason: How about a quick fifth grade English lesson? A double negative always equals a positive, which makes that slogan actually mean:
“If it is smokin’, it is shit.”
All I can say is that the guy’s not lying about his truck.
September 30th, 2009
in case anyone didnt know. these stickers are everywhere. sounds preverted but actually has meaning behond it mornons!
cummins= dodge diesel engine
powerstroke= chevy diesel engine
try and put it together now….
September 30th, 2009
leave him alone everyone deserves the right to be an individual if you’re “just learning to read” child reads that and understands what the undertone is…then i believe YOU have a problem with your parenting skills and maybe should drag him away from the electronic babysitter box.
October 1st, 2009
i’m really amazed at the amount of trailer trash pictures from pennsylvania…each time i see one i’m shocked that it isn’t from the south…haha…
i’d really love a breakdown of the number of photos from each state!
October 1st, 2009
Where are this guys fake testicals to hang from his trailer hitch on the back of his truck? I thought that’d be a “gimme”.
October 1st, 2009
lemme give ya’ll a little insight… i’m gonna take an educated guess here. im guessing because its a DODGE hes talkin about a CUMMIN’S DIESEL ENGINE
October 1st, 2009
I think the quote actually refers to the fact his truck is a Cummins Diesel engine instead of a standard stroke engine.
October 1st, 2009
I THINK THIS IS FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD, NO KIDDING…..YIKES, GOTTA MOVE!
October 1st, 2009
Okay people duh! Thank you Brit for clearing this up – Dodge trucks have the Cummins Diesel engine and Ford trucks use the 4 stroke. So Hes really just saying “Id rather have a Dodge than a Ford” and everyone thinks the rednecks are dumb….
October 1st, 2009
DODGE TRUCKS HAVE CUMMINS DIESEL ENGINES . Come on
I’m a girl and I know this.
October 1st, 2009
Just so everyone knows this is my truck and yes it did have balls under it but they fell off and i am from a small town called apollo and yes i did custom order that sticker it is meant that i’d rather have a dodge than a piece of sh#t ford. Like i said before everybody can call me a redneck or whatever and i take that as a complement so thank you…
October 1st, 2009
O and ya i forgot to say yes this is my daily driver.
October 1st, 2009
Only thing missing here is truck nuts!
October 1st, 2009
@ SWEETSCABBI
From one mornon to a MORON, may I make a couple of suggestions:
1. Learn how to spell.
2. Know your truck diesel engines.
Powerstroke = FORD diesel engine
CHEVY diesel engine = DURAMAX
October 2nd, 2009
hes talkin bout a cummin diesel and a strokin diesel duh.
October 2nd, 2009
I seriously had an ex who had this on his truck, and only the people who drove diesel trucks got the joke… all u got dirty minds…
October 2nd, 2009
Its a nice truck the rebel flag chick bumper sticker is over used in america but if it had a chip and a glass pack that girl would hall ass
October 2nd, 2009
At least it didn’t have the plastic nutsack under the bumper.
October 2nd, 2009
Real men don’t care about resell value.
October 2nd, 2009
My husband actually knows where this truck lives.
Suburban Philly even, not Pennsyltucky.
October 3rd, 2009
So, I have read through all the comments over this picture and now I feel the need to share my mighty two cents as well.
Someone said most people dont get the reference. I have to disagree. I am a 27 year old Chicago female, so I assume I should be at the top of the demographic that doesnt understand. However, I got it, and I laughed at it. I also know that Chevy’s diesel is a Duramax, and its a piece of shit. Even Chevy boys agree.
I also know, just as someone else commented, that this guy, or girl, most likely does not live in a trailer or a trailer park. This individuals truck is worth far more than you are giving him credit.
What pisses me off is the comment from someone that said what they miss about $4 gas is how it fucked over people like this. Are you serious?! I would like to stab you in the temple with a spoon. People that drive trucks like this, big package or not, are typically hard working boys. They are our farmers, our contractors, our truck drivers, our blue collar Americans that work 12-14 hours a day doing the shit you cant and wont do, and I am certain you are in the tax bracket that didnt feel or hasnt felt the pangs most Americans have over the state of the economy. And you’re right, diesel was even higher then. Any fucking idea how Wal-Mart or any other retailer gets their merchandise?! Truck drivers…guess what kind of fuel they use?! Guess who was fucked over the most?! Such a small minded stupid comment from an ignorant, spoiled cunt. You should be forced to put that on your car.
October 3rd, 2009
Hey guys, i think its a reference to the engine!….(sarcasm)
Some will get it, some wont. I dont think the guy cares if you get it, hes clearly proud to own a C-U-M-M-I-N-S (NO “G”!!!) Dodge truck.
I think theres some sort of rule that states anyone owning a dodge truck must put Cummins stickers and badges all over the place as if everyone is too stupid to figure out its a diesel by the 4 inch exhaust and whistling turbo.
Most people who drive trucks like that do it out of necsessity, not preference, so lets please stop the stereotyping. Cant tow trailers with a 4 cyl compact car. However, i am a realist, and to be real, putting that sticker on your truck is just asking to get stereotyped.
Personally, i dont care if he has the sticker on there, i see that sticker all the time. but i do think stickers all over your truck are tacky as hell.
Regardless, if he was a real man he would buy a duramax
October 3rd, 2009
I guess if you don’t know anything about diesel trucks you don’t get it!!! A Ford Diesel Motor is a Powerstroke (Strokin) and a Dodge is a Cummins. It’s just a slam on another vehicle…….Duh!!!
October 3rd, 2009
Hey, SAM (owner of this truck) -
You are definitely not a part of the confederacy. As a native Southerner, I hereby disqualify you as you said a dreaded “Yankee” phrase — yins!
Stay in Pittsburgh, wannabe!
October 3rd, 2009
Well I guess all the hard working oil field trash of Texas made it up to Penn to make some money since the oil field has bottoms out down here.
October 4th, 2009
Talking shit about Fords… Well, I’d rather be strokin’ than cummin’.
I am excited for the new 6.7L 700+ torque beast.
October 4th, 2009
Jessica,
Currently, Dodge doesn’t make the Cummins and Ford doesn’t make the Power Stroke. However in 2011, Ford is going to be bringing their own Power Stroke, built entirely by Ford. And GM uses an Isuzu diesel engine in their pickups.
- Ben B
October 4th, 2009
I’d buy this sticker too if I had my dodge ram with a cummins deisal!! Ten bucks says all the people who wrote nasty comments about this pic are over the age of 30 and drive Hondas and.. other POS cars.
October 4th, 2009
duh. it’s got a cummins diesel.
October 4th, 2009
cummins is the diesel motor in dodge, powerstroke is ford. lol funny way to make a point he prefers dodge
October 4th, 2009
Now, thats a real mans Truck, all he’s missing is the Balls hangin’ off the trailer hitch…! Go get em’ big guy…!
October 5th, 2009
Courtney
“For all those who think that blowing smoke is cool: It’s not. That actually means that there is something wrong with your engine. But don’t listen to me….who is a diesel mechanic. And another fact that all you may not know, when you blow your obnoxious black smoke, your actually breaking the law because your obstucting the view of every driver around you. You will get pulled over & you will be ticketed.”
curtney your fuckin stupid. if your blowing smoke something isnt wrong with your engine, all you gota do to roll coal is to crank you injector pump
for instance. that will give you an added 100 hp and probably 150 ft lbs of tourque. and obv this guy isnt “trailer trash.” fully loaded dodge CUMMINS diesels are worh upwards of $85 000. how much is your car worth?
October 5th, 2009
Omg, this is so sad but my neighbor down the street actually has this same thing written on his truck. I need to take a picture of it. It would be classic if I caught him in the Walmart parkin lot!!
October 5th, 2009
to the people that dont know what this means its talking about diesel engines Cummins diesel and powerstroke diesel… you dumbasses
October 5th, 2009
No one noticed the little rebel-flagged naked ladies at the upper corners of the tailgate. I think it really ties together the whole decor.
October 5th, 2009
All it’s missing is a set of Truck Nutz!
October 5th, 2009
Inappropriate for the public? You people need to stop being so up tight and have some fun for God sake.
October 6th, 2009
that truck is not worth 85 grand “Fuckin Idiot” Judging the year of that truck by the body style it is worth anywhere from 7-18 grand based on mileage and aftermarket add-ons. Im not saying this to say the guy is in fact white trash and could afford the truck, im saying it just to call you out cause i think your a moron. PS the brand new version of that truck, fully loaded could be pruchased for under 60k, and depending on location and time of year, probably under 55k….your and idiot
October 6th, 2009
Enjoy your hand, my friend. You obviously aren’t gettin’ anything else.
October 6th, 2009
I swear i saw this truck parked @ the trailer camp grounds @ knobels park this summer. its much more impressive in person!!
October 6th, 2009
I think I know this guy… If I ever see him again, I’m gonna tell him his truck is Internet Famous and hope he doesn’t read the comment section of this site like I don’t (TLDR).
October 6th, 2009
A very similar vehicle also appears in the Conroe, TX, area, north of Houston. Here’s a picture of that truck (interestingly enough, this photo was taken in a Lowe’s parking lot, next door to a Wal-Mart):
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3487/3989670861_81debf0e81_b.jpg
It’s sad to think more than 1 of these exists!! What’s even worse is if you zoom in on the photo in the link above, the writing in the dirt on the truck reads “Wish my wife was this dirty”.
Enjoy!
October 7th, 2009
could it be a dodge > ford reference?
October 7th, 2009
wonder if it would be funnier if he had Volvo and on the trunk it said.
“I rather be Volvoin than Saabin”
October 7th, 2009
Cummins & Powerstrokes or “Strokers” are both diesel engines
If’ you know anything about diesels, these are really common stickers!
If she aint blowin black, take er back!
October 8th, 2009
What?!?!?! No Truck Nutz?!?!?!? Loser.
October 9th, 2009
I would like to say in the guys defense. He has a Dodge Diesel with a Cummin’s engine. He still is an idiot, but I get where he was trying to go. But he should have stayed on the reservation.
October 9th, 2009
Not to disappoint, my first visit to this site yielded the same worn out results: 99.9% of people online are babbling morons, raving on about their own misguided views on life…
1) The “Strokin” refers to the Ford Powerstroke diesel engine… not a stroker motor (a small block with a longer stroking crankshaft to increase displacement) or a 4 stroke reference (most diesels are 4 stroke), and also not to be confused with the late 80s Ford Mustang “powerstroke” gasoline V8
2) Correctly stated numerous times “Cummins” refers to the B-series 5.9L, inline six, diesel engine, produced by the Cummins corporation, that powers this truck
3) If you did not get the reference, clearly this joke is not for you. Honda and Toyota drivers: contrary to what you’d like to believe, we really don’t care what you think of our trucks, get over yourselves.
4) The civic running around my hometown with the “Free d*** rides” is a whole lot classier.
5) I have a much older Dodge with said Cummins 5.9L diesel engine… well over 300k miles and still able to tow my other truck 230 miles at freeway speeds without batting an eye… and getting 16 miles to the gallon while doing it.
6) There is nothing wrong with his tires. Visually, they look full enough, and with that all weight on them, you’d know if they weren’t. Also, there are no wear bars, belts, or wear lines on them, that is just the tread pattern for a Goodyear Wrangler Silent Armor AT tire, and looks relatively new at that.
7) That looks to be a stock height truck, and the 29.5″ law stated is utter BS. My stock size tires on my truck are 33″ and being a 4×4, the bumper doesn’t sit much lower than that. The actual laws on height of lifted trucks is an equation taking into account the truck’s width and length along with stock height to determine maximum lift height.
8) It’s a black, dual rear wheel, late 90s Dodge diesel with stacks. If you think you “may have seen him somewhere,” it’s not an uncommon truck in any way. I could probably pick out 5 or more around here that fit that exact description.
9) I have an old Dodge diesel (as mentioned) with stacks. I am not a redneck. My daily driver is a $40k, still-smells-new, Challenger R/T, that would make most of you drool. Also, I’m only 23 and bought and paid for said car with my own funding as I am employed as a Sales Engineer, and could run laps around most of you in the intelligence department.
10) Diesels get better fuel economy than gasoline engines of equivalent displacement and power. 20mpg diesel pickup vs. 12mpg gasoline pickup. 45mpg diesel compact car vs 30 mpg gasoline compact car. Also, diesels of equivalent displacment and power as a gasoline engine, will put out less ozone-harming exhaust fumes than the gasoline engine. The black smoke everyone is crying about is nothing more than a carbon rich solution, a typical byproduct of the chemical reaction known as fire. The smoke, you will notice, falls back to earth, to be washed away in the rain, not up into the ozone.
Diesels are also the original “flex fuel” engine. They were originally developed to run on peanut oil. A modern diesel, with no modifications, can run on diesel, biodiesel, thin vegetable oil, and various mixes of standard petro diesel with used or unused motor oil, gasoline, turpintine, jet fuel, power steering fluid, transmission fluid, fry grease, melted animal fat, kerosine, methonal, propane, or numerous other flammable or slightly flammable liquids or gases.
Diesels also run for far longer than gasoline engines, inital valve adjustment is usually around 150k, most gassers are taking up space in a junkyard by then. Besides that, higher quality diesels, the Cummins included, are, or can be sleeved in any and all wear surfaces, turning an old block into a new motor with metal sleeves. When you account for the environmental footprint manufacturing a new engine accounts for, your Prius isn’t so clean when you have to replace the motor after 100k miles.
Having said all this, who are the ignorant ones? Diesel owners, or gasoline owners? Everything gasoline motors have been trying to accomplish is already built in to my 1993 diesel pickup. Educate yourselves, then go around talking smack on the internet, if thats what really tickles your pickle.
October 9th, 2009
Number one again yins that dont like my truck can stick it plain and simple you dont know where im from or wat is done to my truck or how much it is worth.
Number two Yes in diesels if it is blowing black smoke it does not hurt the engine in any way it just means it is using alittle to much fuel
Number three unless you call me and talk s*#t dont say it over the internet that just means you dont have the nuts to say it in person
If yall have any questions ask me bout it, it might be goin up for sale i aint sure yet…
October 10th, 2009
I was behind this truck a few days ago, in Apollo, PA. Believe me, there are MUCH worse ones in the area! At least this one is rust-free and well maintained.
October 10th, 2009
dude! I’ve totally seen this truck!! lmao!!
October 10th, 2009
Funny how he’d rather be cummin than strokin, Don’t the two go hand in hand? No pun intended.
October 10th, 2009
OMG. There is a truck almost identical to this one in Fort Wayne, Indiana. What a D-Bag. I can’t believe there are 2 people this F*d up in the world!
October 11th, 2009
Look..Half of your comments are gay and Hes not trailer trash. Half of your prob. are. His truck is awesome and will out beat half of your cars and Trucks. I happen to like it.
October 11th, 2009
Ok by now you already get that it is a undertoned reference between a Dodge Cummin Diesel and a Ford Powerstoke Diesel…if you don’t you are probably seriously retarded or can’t read…. But as far as people worrying about their kids reading this sticker…..if they understand this undertoned reference, you as a parent has fucked up!!!! So don’t try to blame everyone else if your kid sounds like he/she has turrets syndrome!!!!
As for the black smoke it is simply unburned diesel fuel… boo frickity hoo.. The diesel engine still is far more superior in fuel efficiency than a gasoline engine because we are propelling a vehicle that weighs between 6000lbs to 8000lbs and doing this while still getting 20 to 23 mile per gallon as your mini cooper is 2100lbs and you are only getting 30mpg!!! This is not rocket science people…This guy probably uses this this truck all day everyday cause lets face it the honda civic isn’t pawing it’s way through the pasture fields or towing a 10’000lb excavator down the road… I don’t really care for the stickers or the Dodge Cummins but that is his choice.. My preference is Chevy’s Duramax Diesel that was based off an Isuzu Diesel design that is now owned by the General Motors Co. but that is also just my preference…. For everyone who wants to drive a compact car go ahead and you can even bitch about our Diesels but stop pulling those little cars out in front of the “SLOW” diesels!!! If you do them smile cause you are going under!!!!
October 11th, 2009
ummm he got it right but its more like ride’em rope’em power stroke’em
(ford) and wow alot of people stereo type people i dnt live in a trailer and im a redneck /………
October 12th, 2009
No Shit I Actually Saw This Here In Nebraska… Unless It Was The Same Car With The Same Thing On It… lol
October 13th, 2009
its no so perverted if you know what it means……..
October 13th, 2009
haha i love how you all think this is a white trash truck.. that truck was over $30,000.. and he’d rather be a ‘cummin’ cause thats the dodge deisel.. power ‘stroke’ is the ford deisel engine.. it’s a play on words & its bad ass.. that guy ain’t poor white trash by any means
October 13th, 2009
OH MY GOD! MY boyfriend and I got stuck behind this guy in traffic comming back from kennywood for hoooooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssss. Total D BAHG
October 14th, 2009
there is nothing wronf w this truck they talking bout the engine ive seen this everywhere
October 15th, 2009
Awesome truck! Censorship is evil. Can’t kill a Cummins. Although… I’d rather be cummin than strokin. but to be strokin, you gotta be hard as a rock. (like a rock is chevy’s ad campaign)
October 15th, 2009
All that guy needs is a pair of those balls hanging from his hitch to really complete the look.
October 15th, 2009
They’re diesel engine brands/types.
October 15th, 2009
Okay dude that is fine that you like Dodge/Cummins I have no problem with that….BUT…. before we go any farther…. could you have put any smaller stacks on this truck!!?? Come on this is embarrassing my 18 year old toyota has a bigger pipe that that!!
October 15th, 2009
Ok.. even I know he is just talking about the fact that his Dodge truck with a cummins is Better than the Ford Stroke engine.. Just like the saying ” If you can’t Dodge Them.. Ram Them” Either way its only nasty if you don’t know what it means.. And trust me I drive a Acura TL so know I am not a redneck but still found this funny that people didn’t know what this meant..
October 15th, 2009
it refers to the engines. dodge cummins or the for powerstroke
October 16th, 2009
OMG — I _did_ see this truck when I was driving through Penn. a short time ago, except that then it DID have big chrome truck balls on it.
October 16th, 2009
With the class he displays I’m pretty sure he has to be strokin’ before he’ll be cummin’.
The fact that the double entendre is slightly witty doesn’t change the fact that it is crude and tasteless to plaster it across the back of your truck in six inch letters.
October 16th, 2009
your missing the point. he has dual stacks on an inline 6. its not a fucking V8. he’s gonna wish he would’ve bought a power stroke when he has to put a new tranny in his shit every year. dodge makes it cummins breaks it
October 16th, 2009
Hey guess wat again you can all kiss my redneck a$& i am not white trash i dont live in a trailer and DODGE is the best ill pull all of yins around come try me…
October 16th, 2009
We own both the cummins and the power strokes. They are awesome as far as pulling heavy equipment and they will still be out pulling when the gas engines are rusting in front of your trailors. Lol
October 17th, 2009
TO THE DUDE…. IM A CHICK AND EVAN I GOT IT!! PRETTY AMAZING HOW MANY PPL DIDNT!
October 17th, 2009
WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE CAN READ THE SMALLER SENTENCE UNDER THAT??….SAYIN’ “but I can’t due to my ED problem”
October 18th, 2009
I think I’ve seen this guy before, I live about 5 minutes away from a Walmart and where I live is red neck central
October 18th, 2009
I saw this truck drive past the gas station the other day. Everyone in the area “gets it”… while it may not be appropriate for kids to see, they hear things like this EVERY day at school.
October 18th, 2009
crude but still funny and not the worst i’ve seen on trucks (or cars for that mater). when it comes to diesel though i prefer the WV TDI engines. just wish we could get more variety of them in the states.
i can see how people wouldn’t understand it but that makes it funnier
October 19th, 2009
if you dont get it, you obviously dont know anything about the rivalry between dodge Cummins Diesel, and ford Powerstroke Diesel motors.
and if you dont like it, you dont have to read it. so go hang out in your grotto out behind your mansion. you rich, stuck-up, snobs.
October 19th, 2009
Uhh…this is actually a common bumper sticker where I come from! Is that a sign?
October 19th, 2009
now all he is missing is that pair of saggin balls on the back of the cab and it would definitly be the worlds best red neck car
October 20th, 2009
he is referring to his engine not his dick, this one isnt that funny if you know about dodge diesels. THOSE ARE BADASS TRUCKS hell id rather be cummin’ than strokin’
October 20th, 2009
I hate you so bad Cranberry. Ill bet they went to wendy’s and ordered a Baconator with extra bacon…large….with a diet coke.
October 23rd, 2009
The only thing im missing is a sweet pair of chrome truck nuts!!!!!!
October 25th, 2009
I think I’ve actually seen this dang thing.
October 27th, 2009
that is fuckn badass. cummins diesels rule
October 29th, 2009
That truck is bad ass!!!!
October 30th, 2009
If only it had one of these, it would be complete!
http://static.open.salon.com/files/truck-balls1239807103.jpg
October 31st, 2009
the only thing missing are the big plastic nuts hanging from the bumper
November 1st, 2009
it means cummins is better than power stroke.
it’s the typical dodge vs ford argument.
that truck is bad ass!!
November 4th, 2009
lol cuz it can mean the dodge rams CUMMINS engine dissing the fords power STROKE engine… if your dis respected think twice!! lol
November 5th, 2009
Regardless if its supposed to be a witty pun on Dodge vs. Ford, I’m still surprised there wasn’t a pair of truck nuts dangling from the trailer hitch.
November 5th, 2009
I am guessing his smokin’ slogan in probably because his is most likely a volunteer firefighter… Looks like a mini light bar on top.
November 10th, 2009
you know the funny thing about this picture is the fact that he might really being talking about his truck not his penis sense a dodge cummins exsists
November 13th, 2009
Maybe he put this on the back of his truck so motorcyclist would stop running into the back of his truck !!!!
November 20th, 2009
The only thing missing on this truck are the fake testicles hanging from the hitch.
November 20th, 2009
Hahahahah. Thisss Is Hella Cooll!!!!
November 26th, 2009
I realize the worryandI am very x glad to hear that you got your Supra fixed, I remember reading about some of your doubts3xc !.
October 18th, 2010
First of all all yall who think this isn’t appropriate are probably yuppies that drive a gay blue prius and think that your kids should think that the real world isn’t full of profanity and sexual reference, hate to break it to you but it is. Second get a life the best thing you can do is rag on this guy cuz he has a slogan on the back of his truck come on. And third its a sweet truck but since im a chevy guy i gotta say to be cummin or strokin you gotta be rock hard.
October 20th, 2010
Um… I live in Virginia… I drive one Dodge 1500 and another Dodge 3500 Dually a lot like the one pictured, thre is ABSOLUTELY nothing in my mind wrong with that. It’s a cummins. That is very common in this area! If I could afford a sticker like that, I’d make DAMN sure it’s stuck on my fiance’s Cummins!
I live in a home, I work for wal-mart, and my fiance’s in the Navy. Got a problem, DEAL WITH IT!
December 8th, 2010
Golly, I think I’m in LURV!
May 7th, 2011
Yinz r just jealous that you dont have enough balls to put a sticker like that on your own vehicle…. and by the way they are not “fake testicles” or “ball sac thingys”! they are called Truck Nuts, get it right before you bitch.
August 16th, 2011
OMG! i think that was taken at my local walmart. pretty sure i’ve seen that monstrosity of a truck around town, and i think the one sticker that says TriCounty on it is a local shop. Let me just say that we do have our fair share of redneck hicks in this town, however, not all of us are jag-offs. Most of us look at this truck and the people and say “OMFG Seriously?”
December 5th, 2011
I think someone stole his metal balls he puts on his trailer hitch.
December 20th, 2011
Cummings Diesel and Ford Powerstroke ya bunch of uptight granola eatin woosies.
June 17th, 2012
i actually know the guy that drives this truck. he does truck pulls in the indiana region of pa. great guy and yes he drives like a dick at times. most of the ppl around where he lives thinks its hilarious. i love it
November 28th, 2012
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