September 26th, 2009
Romantic Getaway
“Alright honey, go put on your fancy camo pants and your best white tank like me….its date night!” – ‘You mean we gonna go to Walmart and play video games?! HOT DAMN, I’ll grab my Skoal.’
Oregon
“Alright honey, go put on your fancy camo pants and your best white tank like me….its date night!” – ‘You mean we gonna go to Walmart and play video games?! HOT DAMN, I’ll grab my Skoal.’
Oregon
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He’s 38, she’s 12…….
September 26th, 2009
atleast she makes cammo look good…. atleast from the waist down!
September 26th, 2009
And I thought my honeymoon was romantic
September 26th, 2009
Actually all I can see in this pic is that ass……………….the one on the left ain’t bad either !
September 26th, 2009
I actually don’t see too much that’s laughable except that they match. I’ve seen people wearing a whole lot worse. That picture that was posted today of the chick in the black with her nasty cheeks showing? Now what if she had a man wearing a matching outfit with her in that picture? THAT would be bad. This is just a case of redneck types hanging at Wal-Mart. Yee-haw.
September 26th, 2009
Personally, I think they’re pretty well dressed for somebody t walmart.
September 26th, 2009
Hey LOOK! Its cousin Joe Bob, and grandma Billie May!
September 26th, 2009
yeah this pic really is nothing compared to the others in this blog, i don’t really get what the big deal is. they match? oh noo, those crazy hicks!!
September 26th, 2009
“Hey sis can you get me a beer…”
September 26th, 2009
You need to show more pics of the girl.
September 26th, 2009
That is definitely his child, not his girlfriend.
September 26th, 2009
Honey…ya’ll can save the quarters for the laundromat…we can play for free at the Walmart.
September 26th, 2009
That looks like a little girl to me. Maybe 13 or 14. Like the above poster stated- probably his daughter. Nothing to see here.
September 26th, 2009
Nuthin’ like free video games and then a pretzel on plastic seats. That’s pure hedonism. The camo is so they won’t get caught makin’ love on the neighbor’s lawn.
September 26th, 2009
Is that his wife, his sister, his daughter, or all of the above???
September 26th, 2009
It’s quality father/daughter time at the WalMart.
September 26th, 2009
Walmart was just the after party, they’re winding down from a day at the gun and knife expo at the state fair grounds…Christmas shopping is DONE,
September 26th, 2009
I’m my own grandma
September 26th, 2009
This picture is funny because of the following:
1) They are wearing cammo when they clearly aren’t hunting.
2) They are matchy-matchy, which is lame unless you’re 5 year old twins.
3) They are most likely on hour 5 of playing free video games at Walmart, which is just sad.
4) The caption is probably the conversation that happened before leaving the trailer.
Back to your regularly scheduled dissection of pictures of people at Walmart.
September 26th, 2009
no joke, totally had somebody take me to wal-mart on a first date. haha this isin’t that bad, they just have bad fashion sense. its okay.
September 26th, 2009
awr, how sweet…
[disclaimer: I'm also from Oregon and my wife is also a foot shorter than me... but we don't own any camo]
September 26th, 2009
Just killin’ time ’till huntin’ season starts….
September 26th, 2009
Hey, leave them alone, they are probably just playing a hunting game and got in the mood to dress accordingly!
September 26th, 2009
judging by their camo and boots i’d say they’re in the military…but seriously is that all the clothing they own?? :/
September 26th, 2009
Um… from what I can see, the chick is HOT!!! LOL
September 26th, 2009
as if the camo fatigue bottoms and flame decorared bandana weren’t threatening enough to deter criminals, he went ahead and broke out the wallet chain. do NOT mess with this guy.
September 27th, 2009
“dude, this new Call of Duty game ROCKS!!!!” says Billy Bob to his sister/wife.
September 27th, 2009
They aren’t military, did you see his hair? That would never be allowed. Its just a couple of down home hicks havin fun at wally world for their friday night date.
September 27th, 2009
How you know she has a keeper?
1.Wallet on a chain…check
2.dew rag…check
3.inked up…check
4.froogle enough to know he doesn’t have to take her on a real date to a boardwalk arcade when Wal Mart has free video games…KEEPER. No red flags here.
September 27th, 2009
Awww….. Its take your daughter to work day.
September 27th, 2009
that is definately NOT his daughter.. NO 16 yr old girl,, THAT HOT would be seen at walmart playing videos with her dad… not even in kentucky.. this is just a nice simple , economical date nite while the kids are at home in the trailer park.
September 27th, 2009
Must have been a cheap get away
September 27th, 2009
She’s playing Rock Band to Slaughter’s “Fly to the Angels”. He’s wondering why he can’t see midget porn on the XBOX. After they’re done, they’ll be heading to Arby’s to fuel up for their Paintball game against the Lee Greenwood Allstars.
September 27th, 2009
Celebrity alert!
Now spotted: the forgotten offspring of The Barbarian Brothers body building duo from the 80′s!
September 27th, 2009
her camo pants/digis and boost are from the army!! I would know
September 27th, 2009
“I’m a cowboy, baby…..I can smell a pig from a mile away…” Kid Rock on some down time.
September 27th, 2009
Is it bad that I think he’s kind of hot?
(in a “hit it once, then spend the rest of your life denying it” kind of way)
September 27th, 2009
We use the Buddy system. No more flyin’ solo!
September 27th, 2009
Where is her matching TAT?
September 27th, 2009
awwwww L-U-U-U-V!!!! Ain’t it adorable???
September 27th, 2009
The sad thing is you can’t tell who said what. It could go either way…
September 27th, 2009
I actually like the outfit, they look like a cute couple. Remember the days when we didn’t use to have an xbox?
September 28th, 2009
“HOT DAMN I’ll grab my Skoal.”
Best. Caption. Ever.
September 28th, 2009
I’d hit her
September 28th, 2009
A couple that wears camo together; stays together.
September 28th, 2009
Un-beater-able.
September 29th, 2009
She does make camo look good! I love attractive redneck women
September 29th, 2009
To those of you saying the chick is hot :
Her back is turned, her hair is shaggy, and she is in dirty hunting gear. If that turns you on then you need to shut off your computer and go get some real-life action post-haste! IT IS TIME!
September 29th, 2009
Um, it’s WAL-MART. Lots of people wear cammo pants. It’s not like you snapped a pic of them at a four-star restaurant. What are you supposed to wear to wally world, a tuxedo?
September 29th, 2009
I’m guessing there is a bunch of NASCAR memorabilia left unguarded at the trailer park!
September 30th, 2009
i kinda like the view
yea, it is a big funny, but in plain they look normal.
September 30th, 2009
I burst out laughing on this one – reminds me so much of this area.
October 1st, 2009
it’s THE walmart.
October 1st, 2009
Hey, she’s hot! I’d do her.
October 1st, 2009
this is my new favorite caption. win.
October 1st, 2009
what’s the big deal about this picture? this doesn’t even begin to compete with the funny ones already posted. i think they’re just a couple of kids and it is hunting season.
October 1st, 2009
Walmart has FREE video games??? Damn–where was that s**t in the 90′s??? Now I know where my ex spends his days & that he is doin’ okay!!
October 2nd, 2009
what would make this pic even better is they were wearing matching bandannas lolololololololololol
October 3rd, 2009
Wow a skinny girl who wears camo, isnt too high on herself to go to walmart, and plays video games… I’m jealous as hell I dont see one thing wrong with this except shes not my woman
October 3rd, 2009
Whatttt..???????
I happen to like Camo’….Or…I did..!
October 5th, 2009
this doesnt really seem so bad
October 6th, 2009
On September 26, 2009, socks j. said:
“no joke, totally had somebody take me to wal-mart on a first date. haha this isin’t that bad, they just have bad fashion sense. its okay.”
Went out once with a girl who suggested WalMart as the kickoff of the first date. Cute girl, just kinda strange! From there, she wanted to go to my place to see if my dog was really as hyperactive as I said she was. Later, the girl plunged her tongue down my throat about ten minutes before she got a “Where the f*ck are you!?!?” call from a woman I would later learn was her mother. She was 22 (I asked to see her ID before I’d go out with her), but still letting Mom and Dad order her around with the old “You live in our house, you abide by our rules!” bit. No 22-year-old woman with a standing 9PM curfew is EVER a “keeper” no matter HOW hot she looks!
October 8th, 2009
I think it’s cute!
Biker people who dress the same always make me smile! It makes me feel like they really like each other or something. IDK.
October 10th, 2009
this has to be in the coos bay oregon store…all dressed up for sunday !
October 11th, 2009
anyone else notice the chain that is connecting them?
October 12th, 2009
now, if she just had a matching wallet-on-a-chain……
October 12th, 2009
You spelt it wrung, its ‘veedee oh games’, just like I saw it written on a general store in the middle of rural Virginia.
October 16th, 2009
Guess it’s the redneck in me but the chick is pretty hot to me.
October 18th, 2009
Oh my god…. do they have matching Carharts on too?!
October 18th, 2009
i actually thought that the tropicana orange juice (that u know she didn’t buy) that she is drinking while playing video games in Wal-mart was the best!
October 21st, 2009
which of theses systems has big buck hunter?
October 24th, 2009
Match made in redneck heaven
November 6th, 2009
These two would not be chew skoal that is the high doller shit…it would be grab the redseal
November 7th, 2009
HEY BUDDY! i do that all the time!!
lol jk thats great
November 24th, 2009
I see these two everyday, they are homeless..or at least car less. I see them walking every day. Damn near ALWAYS in the same outfit..
October 22nd, 2010
Haha!
December 22nd, 2010
That is his girlfriend, they stay in grants pass but i have seen them all over. they’re always trying to hit me up for a ride
February 11th, 2011
Umm, i know that walmart, you see those two people EVERYWHERE…. and um,, she’s not that young….O.O
April 6th, 2011
I see this couple around town they dress that way all the time
March 31st, 2012
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