March 17th, 2011
West: #2 Say Cheese Vs. #15 Disney Doozies
Looks like Say Cheese has a tough draw in this bracket with a difficult opening round match-up against possible Cinderella Tinker Bell story Disney Doozie!
Please cast your vote in the comments!
West: #2 Say Cheese Vs. #15 Disney Doozies,





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#2
March 17th, 2011
OMG She looks like a rabid walrus with a fricken wig attached to her. Someone get the harpoon……..
March 17th, 2011
although the say cheese lady is just purely hideous, thats nothing really different then most walmart shoppers. now the disney doozie is more of a standout with his love of all things fairy. my vote is for the disney doozies.
March 17th, 2011
Ugly and Ugliest….they both win that competition….good God!!
March 17th, 2011
is that male or female first off in Say Cheese?
March 17th, 2011
# 2 all the way
March 17th, 2011
Say cheese for the win.
March 17th, 2011
Im going to have to go with #2 Say Cheese on this one. She looks like Animal from the muppets
March 17th, 2011
I feel sorry for the lady with no teeth. I don’t think she really deserves to be made fun of. Who knows the trauma she had had in her life.
March 17th, 2011
Say cheese wins!
However, I still take issue that people think its a “she”
I always thought it was a guy.
March 17th, 2011
I feel sorry for #1, she might not be able to afford dental care. So I vote for #2 Disney Doozie!
March 17th, 2011
i’d say or the disney tinkerbell freak is my vote. the lady can’t help it but the tinkerbell can lol.
March 17th, 2011
Disney Doozie for sure. If I want to see a #2 all I have to do it look at my local WalMart… they populate the place. But it is not every day I see a dude wearing my teenage daughter’s lounge wear…
March 17th, 2011
#15
March 17th, 2011
Gotta go with #2. She looks like Master Splinter off TMNT
March 17th, 2011
#2 definately. #1 doesn’t have an option. #2 deliberatly chose his outfit for his trip to Walmart!-
March 17th, 2011
I’m going with #15 for the upset. #2 can’t help that her socio-economic situation doesn’t allow her good dentistry. #15 can choose his own clothing.
March 17th, 2011
OPPS!! I meant:
#15 definately. #2 doesn’t have an option. #15 deliberatly picked his outfit for his trip to Walmart!-
March 17th, 2011
#15
March 17th, 2011
#2 made me #2 a little in my shorts.
March 17th, 2011
I vote #2… I feel like #1 shouldn’t be on this because I don’t think people should be makin fun of people who are getting older and may not be able to help the way they look
March 17th, 2011
2
March 17th, 2011
#2 .. those troll teeth are priceless… although there is plenty to be said about fairies here…
March 17th, 2011
Do you think she is naturally blonde?
March 17th, 2011
#2 looks like that thing on the labyrinth that is always giving things away “don’t you want mr. bear?”
March 17th, 2011
no contest…#2 all the way…lawsy…
March 17th, 2011
Please have me committed… I’m begging.
March 17th, 2011
Say cheese, while “look away – quick!” ugly is obviously “low income” to say the least. But the dancing fairy, (#15) has, by his own free will, chosen this look. He has the “double take look – and laugh” category all sewn up. The things that make you say “hmmm”.
March 17th, 2011
#15 all the way…he’s even rockin’ the Wham “wake me up before you go-go” arm swing dance.
March 17th, 2011
id say the first one she looks like the paperbag hooker
the second guy well it might not be his fault
went into the princess stage at 4 and never came out lol
March 17th, 2011
if you look closely, the say cheese lady has a mans arm…
March 17th, 2011
I can’t vote, 2 is elderly and obviously broke. Fifteen is mentally ill as far as I can tell.
March 17th, 2011
#1. What has 32 teeth and 24 legs? Checkout Aisle 3 at WalMart.
March 17th, 2011
Its nice to see that some people have common sense.. #2 definetly shouldnt be up here its just wrong for people to make fun of others. You dont know what shes going through.. and #15 hey thats what he likes then so be it.. I’d love to see what some of these people look like posting the pics. probably worse then #2 & #15
March 17th, 2011
Pass the eye bleach.
March 17th, 2011
Say Delta Dental – #2
March 17th, 2011
Disney Fairies for sure. No teeth is no teeth, but fairies are a way of life. #15 FTW
March 17th, 2011
15, 2 can be fixed
March 17th, 2011
Well, #2 is the average run of the mill shopper for this establishment..however, Mr. #15 makes me nervous. Not only does he fit into this outfit which undoubtedly is sized Youth Large, he’s got purple socks on to match and he’s trolling the school supply section. Knowing the fine folks we see on here, I most certainly can not give my vote to #2, but I can’t give “dances with fairies” my vote either…I’d be an enabler.
March 17th, 2011
Disney Doozie!
March 17th, 2011
Bless his heart! XD
March 17th, 2011
#15 i see nothing wrong with him! if he wants to wear tinker bell clothes then let him!!! #2 might not be able to help her looks but her looks scare the living hell out of me! =O i think i am gonna have some pretty freaky dreams tonight! =O number is the worst hands down so she(or he still not sure about that one) gets my vote! HANDS DOWN!
March 17th, 2011
#15 – the obsessed fairy takes it.
(Woah – that almost sounds dirty…)
March 17th, 2011
I think both are winners. If they made it on people of walmart, they are surely “winners”.
March 17th, 2011
…More like, “Say Cheese and Die.”
March 17th, 2011
Either way…say “meth”
March 17th, 2011
Disney guy….ish, wondering what he’s listening to.
March 17th, 2011
Just wait until you get old, no income, social security and medicaid. Making fun of old folks because they can’t afford new teeth is atrocious. Should be ashamed.
March 17th, 2011
I pick your mother, #2
March 17th, 2011
Must be Kingman! At least in pic 1!
March 17th, 2011
#15
March 17th, 2011
HAHAHAH #2 all the way!
March 17th, 2011
Don’t leave now Sign, I may be in the next matchup………
March 17th, 2011
Ohhhh I heard about this. “How Crack has ruined my life” being told by Wendy and Tinker Bell. I always knew that was not Fairy dust that Peter was throwing around.
March 17th, 2011
If Disney were to cast for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs she would be the only candidate for the Wicked Witch
March 17th, 2011
2
March 17th, 2011
#2
March 17th, 2011
I saw #1 in walmart! She was right next to me, opened her mouth to say something, and I jumped back in surprise and terror! That picture doesn’t do her justice. Those 2 fangs she has (the only teeth in her mouth) are actually HUGE (like horse teeth) and yellow. They look like they belong in a dog’s mouth. She scared the hell out of me. I’m sorry, but if you can’t even afford a toothbrush, a wet washcloth dipped in salt and baking soda will work just fine. Someone should find the courage to tell her. It won’t be me.
March 17th, 2011
P.S. Despite #1′s horrible appearance, she is actually a very nice lady. I only met her briefly, but she had a kind word for everyone. I’d feel terrible if she saw this site.
March 17th, 2011
This one is going to go to #15. Number 2 scares the piss/sh!t out of number 15 which in turn causes number 2 to stumble and fall. #15 flies off with the win.
March 17th, 2011
I vote 15. I feel kinda bad for the lady and the guy looks like Giligan shopped in the children’s section particularly the little girls section.
March 17th, 2011
DUDE, THATS MY MOM! I’M GOING TO SUE!
March 17th, 2011
I’m gonna have to go with the Disney doozie you can see people with no teeth at any Walmart.
March 17th, 2011
#15 for sure. #3 is missing teeth but 15 is a man WEARING TINKERBELL!!
March 17th, 2011
TINKERBELL OMG and iam gay and i say OMG
March 17th, 2011
#15 just for the creepy guy factor.
March 17th, 2011
#2 FOR THE WIN!!!
(can she even eat an ear of corn?)
March 17th, 2011
“Rockin’ Tinkerbell” gets the vote.
March 17th, 2011
#15 Disney dark horse puts the hurt on the toothless wonder. Bracket Buster!
March 17th, 2011
Love the SOMMER teeth on #2. Some are there and some aren’t.
March 17th, 2011
I think it is so sad that #1 is even being made fun of, that is someones, mother, Daughter, sister. Apparently she has had a hard life. Man, Disney dude IDK bout him?? I mean really? Seriously? He wins !!!
March 17th, 2011
sad for the lady!
March 17th, 2011
I only hope that I keep my natural teeth and if something happens that I don’t, that I will be able to afford dental care in the future.
#15 all the way.
March 17th, 2011
#2
March 17th, 2011
I vote 1…
only because the guy in #2 is handi-capibily and i feel bad..
March 17th, 2011
@JMHodge320
You might be thinking of Sweetums from the muppets? Animal has all his bottom teeth!
March 17th, 2011
#15 for the sparkling win ….
March 17th, 2011
#2 HAGATHA CHRISTIE!
March 17th, 2011
Leave that poor woman alone, she looks like she’s had a rough life.
March 17th, 2011
#2
March 17th, 2011
That fella make look real sissyfied but that woman is just plain scary! I believe if I saw her I’d turn and run.
March 17th, 2011
#2 seed by a landslide. Could pass for a drunk grandfather.
March 17th, 2011
#15
March 17th, 2011
#2 hands down
March 17th, 2011
2
March 17th, 2011
Where did he get tinkerbell clothes that fit him? Meanwhile, there is an over-sized little girl stuffed half-naked in a supply closet. Well, perhaps he fed the little girl to the troll from #2. =/
March 17th, 2011
No.2 because she is a nascar poster child
March 17th, 2011
i am fairly confident that the disney guy has some sort of mental retardation so that right there loses him points. Winner is #2 seed by a close one.
March 17th, 2011
gotta go with #2, she reminds me of the garbage lady from Labryinth
March 17th, 2011
#2 goes for the mumu and the teeth for the win. Sorry #15 but you look like an average every-day shopper at the ‘Mart.
March 17th, 2011
I’m voting for #15 so that I never have to see the hideous face of #2 again
March 17th, 2011
(In my Dick Vitale voice), Disney Doozie will fly above with the victory. This time of the year is awsome, baby!
March 17th, 2011
Muppet creature in a faceoff #2 wins
March 17th, 2011
do you realize the man in the picture is OBVIOUSLY mentally retarded? My cousin loves the movie free willy, he has downs syndrome, but i be ya’ll would have posted him on here in his free willy shirt… huh? i’m ashamed that my husband is serving overseas fighting for your freedom to post such horrible things about people!
March 17th, 2011
Wow..tough choice! Hmm…Disney!! Disney just looks soo..umm…soo…well, so much more “out of the norm”..yeah, that’s it!
March 17th, 2011
Although Cheese looks like Chewbacca with mange. I had to go with the Disney doozie.
March 17th, 2011
#2 Playboy Playmate…….. vintage
March 17th, 2011
OMG number 2 I think if I saw her I would expect her to be holding up a poisoned apple beckoning me to come with her to her van full of free candy.
March 17th, 2011
#2
March 17th, 2011
#15 I want his shirt!
March 17th, 2011
# 15…he CHOSE his ensemble. Bad dental hygiene isn’t as funny as a complete Disney ensemble, accented with Velcro shoes, headphones and an action shot of his side snap.
March 17th, 2011
#2 breaks my heart…a sweet old face showing years of hard luck
March 18th, 2011
#2
March 18th, 2011
#15 in an epic upset
March 18th, 2011
Say cheese! I’d take a nearly toothless hillbilly any day over a possibly mentally challanged guy. It doesn’t take much to actually brush your teeth
March 18th, 2011
Creepiest POWM picture EVER! What the hell is Tinkerbell doing dancing around the school supplies?
March 18th, 2011
#15
March 18th, 2011
#2
March 18th, 2011
It was tough, but I’m giving it to toothless androgyny.
March 18th, 2011
#15 because the obvious skill in pairing that ensemble is quite impressive…
March 18th, 2011
I’m going with #2 on this one. The smart money never bets against Predator.
March 18th, 2011
“Say Cheese” looks like Sweetums from the Muppets.
March 18th, 2011
Can’t vote on this one. While #2′s teeth are terrible, I know what it is like to not have health care. I’m just lucky enough to have good teeth. And #15, I don’t get why he is on here. I’m going to assume he is gay and some gay guys like girly stuff. While it may not be the norm for a male, I don’t choose to knock him for liking Tinkerbell. If you took the decals off, he would be dressed normally.
March 18th, 2011
going with the Dog is this fight. 15
March 18th, 2011
that is NO lady, # 2 is def. a man…why try to be something you are NOT, total fail as a ‘lady’. whereas the fairy is fairly well done. you get what you see.
March 18th, 2011
The old lady is pitiful; bless her heart. Life has not been good to her.
No. 15 isn’t worthy of anything.
March 18th, 2011
#2 is pretty fricken hideous, but there has to be reasons. Number 15 is just a plane loser. # 15 for the win.
March 18th, 2011
DISNEY!!!!
March 18th, 2011
I’ll give a Cinderella vote to #15!
March 18th, 2011
#2
March 18th, 2011
#2.
March 18th, 2011
Voting for #2 , the Baba Yaga of Wal Mart.
March 18th, 2011
#15. No grown man (or any man, really) should love Tinkerbell that much, Uncle Creepy. At least wear the Lion King or something…
March 18th, 2011
I can’t decide, they look like mother and son.
March 18th, 2011
Number 15… number 2 is too sad a story behind all that.
March 18th, 2011
2!!
scary
March 18th, 2011
While I feel almost guilty about this, I have to go with #2. Sure, I feel bad for her, with her obvious lack of oral hygiene perhaps we shouldn’t be making fun of her, but look at it this way – Disney Doozies woke up and put on something really freaky. Say Cheese had to spend YEARS working on this (or NOT working on it) to achieve this look! So yeah, #2 gets my vote. After all, this IS PoWM, and everyone is fair game. (Still waiting to see my photo up here…
)
March 19th, 2011
I agree with Kate. This site isn’t about someone’s “back story” as it were. It’s about a first impression of “Holy jumping Jesus, what the hell is that?!”
In that case, #2 chose to not take care of her teeth. I don’t care if you’ve got bad genetics and ARE predisposed to rotten teeth, there’s a lot of preventative measures you can take. And you can’t tell me she can’t get on Medicaid/Medicare which WILL pay for her teeth.
The guy in #15 is probably mentally handicapped, but we don’t know that. All we see is a grown ass man wearing head to toe Tinkerbell. That just screams creepy on so many levels.
But since the Bag Lady from Labyrinth straight up gives me the heebie jeebies, she’s the winner.
March 19th, 2011
#2, because she looks like the old hag that brought Snow White the poison apple. Poor #15, he just looks retarded
March 19th, 2011
#15 because he chose to wear that…the other person, just too sad for me to make fun of and I make fun of everyone and everything!
March 19th, 2011
#2. He/she is the stuff nightmares are made of!
March 19th, 2011
#2 looks like a fairly standard wal mart customer…. I definitely have to go with mr. fairy princess on this one.
March 19th, 2011
i am very disappointed that #2 got upset. (S)he is a classic!
March 19th, 2011
#2
March 20th, 2011
While you can easily tell the gender of #15, you have at best, a 50/50 shot with #2. Questions like “What gender are you?” being raised is what propels #2 in this match-up.
March 20th, 2011
This is tough. I’m going to have to vote for #15. Even though I actually jumped the first time I saw #2, I can’t hate on someone for their face. I mean, most of the people you see on this site have options. They could put on a pair of pants or a shirt. But what can you do when it’s your face that’s jacked up? There’s not a whole lot you can do.
March 20th, 2011
y would people go out in public like that but deff number 2 hahaha
March 22nd, 2011
vote for #15 – gotta lose your balls to wear an outfit like that
March 22nd, 2011
2 That is a toothless old hag
March 22nd, 2011
A living halloween decoration! number two for sure!
March 23rd, 2011
15! 15! 15!
March 23rd, 2011
2
March 23rd, 2011
This lady just happens to live in my town. I know exactly who she is. She collects empty cans to redeem for money around town, and especially at the softball fields. My husband is the coach/ manager/ player on his own team, so we are down there every weekend from May to August. Believe me, SHE wins…… hahaha if you got a chance to talk to her you’d know how truly out of this world she is, and she deserves to WIN!!!!!
March 25th, 2011
So the disney guy..yeah ive seen him before..
March 25th, 2011
If we had single-payer health care in this country, that woman could get some dentures!
April 27th, 2011
My first thought when I first saw #2 was “I wonder if she lives in a gingerbread house???” She gets my vote!
June 6th, 2011
Rock on Disney Doozies!
June 9th, 2011
ha holy shit
December 18th, 2011
ahaa damnnn
December 18th, 2011
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