September 27th, 2009
Mario Party

I’m not sure which I would like more, this guy showing his love for Super Mario by rocking Mario themed pants or if he would have saved us all the squinting we are doing by just wearing blue overalls and a red shirt…..either way you know the Peaches be lovin’ this guy.
Missouri





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i have this design on boxers! and i know ive worn boxers to wal mart before in the middle of the night
September 27th, 2009
Eric Cartman all growed up
September 27th, 2009
This totally doesn’t qualify; everyone’s worn pajama pants to the store before. There’s not even a mario plumber’s crack!
September 27th, 2009
“Swing your dignity from side to side, let’s go it’s time to go do the Mario!”
September 27th, 2009
Not the worst thing I’ve seen. At least his crack is covered.
September 27th, 2009
OMG I want those pants.
September 27th, 2009
I have those pajamas! And they are from wal mart. And going to the store in your pajamas is perfectly acceptable! At least in New Jersey
September 27th, 2009
Give him a break…he’s at Walmart to rescue the princess!!
September 27th, 2009
“Thank you shopper, but our low, low prices are in another aisle.”
September 27th, 2009
WTF! This guy is on the job. He probably just finished an emergency call, after getting our of the rack in his pajama pants, and is heading down to Wally World to make some tacos for the brothers.
September 27th, 2009
Would you want to be found dead in such pants?
Then why wear them while living?
September 27th, 2009
damn bell wrang before I could get my pants on sure hope this is the right stuff the cheif wants
September 27th, 2009
This wannabe fireman should try out his clown outfit at Barnum and Bailey . If he’s too fat to fit in one of the little cars at least he could probably find work in one of the sideshows.
September 27th, 2009
actually… Going to the store in you pajamas is NOT ok. Sure you who do it think it’s ok, but the rest of us think you are low class losers.
September 27th, 2009
Boys clothing on grown men-not cool.
September 27th, 2009
Hmmm…. Certainly far from the worst I’ve seen. I’ll give him a little bit of credit here. He has SOME potential, I mean the colors ARE coordinated, even if they are loud, and you need a welder’s helmet to protect your eyes when viewing this outfit. I wouldn’t call this obscene or immodest. It’s just…. loud, obnoxious, and bold!
He looks very comfortable. So are these pajamas or lounge pants?
I attended a pajama party a few years ago and wanted to find the most outrageous, gawdy, obnoxious pajamas I could find. I knew I could count on Walmart to find just that. They did not disappoint! I found some bright blue lounge pants plastered with yellow smiley faces! I was the laughing stock (Intentionally) of the whole party.
I might add though, that as hideous as they look, they ARE extremely comfortable to lounge around the house in on a lazy Saturday or Sunday. But I would NEVER, EVER wear them in public.
September 27th, 2009
1. The guy is a fire fighter.
2. If not 1 above then the guy has a pro fire fighter shirt on.
3. Therefore i don’t have a problem………. the guy can wear whatever he wants.
4. i Thank him for showing up.
Best!motsfo
September 27th, 2009
He is torn between 2 worlds: his happy childhood and the responsibilities of being a union fireman – and REFUSES to decide!
September 27th, 2009
“God created firefighters so police would have heros?”
Witty, but arrogant.
September 27th, 2009
His wife must love when he slips his weiner through the hole, and gives her both inches and 3 minutes of sub-par, Smirnoff Ice induced intercourse.
September 27th, 2009
I want to know when it became acceptable to wear pajamas in public? I can’t stand this….Even in resturaunts people!!! C’mon, really ,can you not put a pair of pants on long enough to go to the store. I saw a couple in Shoney’s that both had on pajama pants, of course they had on the required footwear, Croc ripoffs.
This crazy that people have gotten to the point that they don’t care if people see them in basically underwear, people have a little shame already!
September 27th, 2009
The woman in the background needs a better bra too.
September 27th, 2009
I’d love those as PJ bottoms!
September 27th, 2009
The sign reads: No shoes, No shirt, No service. There are no other guidelines.
September 27th, 2009
Those pajamas are from Walmart.
September 27th, 2009
I’d be willing to bet those are actually chef pants. There are similar styles at this website, http://www.chefuniforms.com/chef-pants/Pants_Printed/
September 27th, 2009
Is he really a firefighter? I don`t see any 5 alarm chilli stains on the back of those hideous pants
September 27th, 2009
“You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearin’ these bad boys? FuhGETBOUTIT!!!!!”
September 27th, 2009
“Darlene, have you seen the tops of my pajamas ? I think I left them on aisle 34, I was testing out a beard trimmer by shaving my belly”
September 27th, 2009
zubaz. fuck yea.
September 27th, 2009
i have those as boxers!
September 27th, 2009
If you can tuck your shirt in and tie your shoes, you can put on some jeans!
September 27th, 2009
Hey! I have actually wore these same pants to walmart…
September 27th, 2009
wow, can anyone say volunteer firefighter? no way this guy is paid
September 27th, 2009
who cares…it’s not that big of a deal. I’m sure at any given time there’s way worse strolling though the same store…
September 27th, 2009
Yo Mario, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, thankyou! but our princess is in another Walmart! Another Walmart!
September 27th, 2009
Too much information.
September 27th, 2009
Anyone rationalizing or excusing this ensemble… are evil.
September 27th, 2009
I’d like to see the front, just to see if he’s rockin’ Mario’s sweet ‘stache.
September 27th, 2009
The real tragedy here is that this guy bought those pants from that wal-mart and got so excited he went to the bathroom and changed into them before finishing up his shopping
September 28th, 2009
Like testing a new pair of shoes, he has to walk around with them on before he buys them.
September 28th, 2009
MOTS strange as it may seem just because he is wearing a fire fighter shirt does not make him a fire fighter. Its a hard fact to grasp but it happens. and its not ok to wear pj’s in a store take..if you can put a decent shirt on im sure you can go ahead and slide some jeans on.
September 28th, 2009
So, really…? And he’s wearing a firefighters shirt? This really killed my dream of what the Firefighters really look like, not so much like the calendars!!!!
September 28th, 2009
I saw Mario’s wife yesterday on my way to work. I work in a certain northern California Walmart. She was rocking a long sleeved red shirt, blue overalls and a red cap. Wish I had thought to take a picture of her.
September 28th, 2009
HEY! I have those pants! But im not idiotic enough to wear it in public.
September 28th, 2009
i have those pjs i love them
September 28th, 2009
What is even worse is that these are pajama pants! My son has a pair….
September 29th, 2009
hey hey hey, i wear pajama pants when i go out sometimes.
hell i just went to QT in my pajama’s for donuts
September 29th, 2009
I know that guy hes a big fat kid a line backer, he had those on because it was spirit week and he wore mario pajama pants on pajama day
September 29th, 2009
I wonder why no one told this guy he’s wearing pajamas? Probably because he’s a firefighter? Still…
September 30th, 2009
I actually have these!! They are soo comfy! && yes.. Ive been to walmart with them on and a red tank top..
September 30th, 2009
I totally have those pants! Hahaha!
October 1st, 2009
now come on, its not like he’s in dillards or maceys .. its walmart. I think most of the people I know are guilty at one time or another wearing PJ bottoms to the store ..
October 2nd, 2009
yeah, i totally have those pj pants as well. the ironic this is that i’m wearing them right now! hahaha!
October 2nd, 2009
His pants gave me Tetris flashbacks.
October 2nd, 2009
Those look like chef pants. Chef pants can get pretty bizaare-looking.
October 4th, 2009
yo i want those wtf u doin dissin mario u just pissd off cuz bowser burnt ur ass? or did mario goomba stomp u? either way mario owns you
October 4th, 2009
i have these exact pants. I will have you all know that they are very comfortable =)… the best part is.. He bought them at Walmart!
October 6th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that guy actually bought those at wal-mart. No wonder people who buy clothes there look so ridiculous!!
October 6th, 2009
omg, i have the same pajams
October 7th, 2009
HA! I have those same pants…only I just use them to sleep in!
October 7th, 2009
I thought Idiocracy was just a movie. I was wrong!
October 7th, 2009
Walmart actually sells those pajama pants. Bought some for my husband…but he would never wear them out in public!
October 8th, 2009
Hopefully this fat ass is not a real firefighter!
October 8th, 2009
you know those jammie pants were totally bought at wal-mart, they were just coming home.
October 8th, 2009
I have these in boxers too! And I got them AT Walmart! I would never be caught dead in them outside of my apartment though. Wait, that’s a lie; I’ve worn them running to my car across the street once.
October 10th, 2009
Those pants themselves would be tolerable on a a child or even a teenage boy if and only if they had enough room for his butt to breathe but clearly this man is over middle-aged and his crack must be some sort of blackhole and the pants are being sucked into its gravitational pull. And I’m pretty sure they are tight on his calves. This just does not work. You know how terrible it looks when people try to fit themselves into clothes that are too tight and I know for a fact that these stretch easily (b/c I have the boxers) so why did he d a little pulling before he put them on?
October 10th, 2009
the best part about this is those pants are actually from walmart.
October 11th, 2009
The main reason that I find this funny is because my roommate has those same pyjama pants and is constantly begging me to let him wear them when we go grocery shopping. XD
October 18th, 2009
I have these, too. -_-
October 19th, 2009
this isn’t weird, crazy, or even close to odd, they sell those pajamas at most every wal-mart i’ve been to (and i’ve been to a lot of wal-marts in just as many states)
October 19th, 2009
I HAVE THOSE PANTS!! AND I WEAR THEM TO WALMART ALL THE TIME!
i’m wearing them right now. they are probably the comfiest pants i own. shit man.
October 21st, 2009
Bonus points: those were bought AT walmart. ive seen them there!
October 22nd, 2009
OMG!! This is my driver’s ed teacher from high school!! He dresses like that ALL the time!!!
October 24th, 2009
lol, I have those, and I bought them from Walmart. ^_^
October 28th, 2009
Red coveralls/overalls, blue shirt.
November 4th, 2009
I definitely own those…bought them when i was leaving flordia with my husband. it was raining really bad and we didnt have any dry clothes….we had to change in the car just to keep them dry on the way home.
November 10th, 2009
The funniest thing about this one is that my husband owns these pants and he bought them AT Wal-Mart. I agree with some of the other posts this picture shouldn’t qualify…. He bought the pants from Wal-Mart
November 10th, 2009
Dude. I’m wearing those pajama pants right now. And I’m a chick. BUT, I’m staying at home, so I guess it’s okay. LMAO
November 11th, 2009
HAHAHAHAH OMG!!!!!!!!! I have those pj pants right now and I’m a chick and I wear them things around all over the place
November 11th, 2009
Lol my friend has these
November 17th, 2009
While looking at this picture my 2 year old runs up and says “daddy?” I told him no thats was definitly not his dad. While daddy does have those same pajama pants he sure as hell would never wear them out in public.
November 23rd, 2009
I just bought those pajama pants not too long ago from Wal Mart LOL
However, I would NEVER wear them in public :/
November 23rd, 2009
i have those boxers …… but i dont wear them in public
November 24th, 2009
I have those same PJ pants and i wear them to walmart. theres nothing wrong with that
December 3rd, 2009
I think her hair awesome… just sayin’…
October 12th, 2010
Ahahahaha my boyfriends uncle has these pants
February 3rd, 2011
I have these pants, bought them at Walmart. I love them but I don’t wear them to Walmart.
April 8th, 2011
“Rikke
This totally doesn’t qualify; everyone’s worn pajama pants to the store before. There’s not even a mario plumber’s crack!”
I hope Rikke was kidding. I’ve NEVER worn pajama bottoms beyond the boundaries of my home in my life. And I know I’m not the only one.
For one thing, they look messy. For another thing, they are WAY too easy to pull down if someone’s feeling pranky. For yet another thing, nobody needs to see some strange old guy’s tent when he spots some hot, young thang, in skimpy shorts, tank top and no undies, across the crowded store.
May 8th, 2011
awwww dammit, that’s a fire department emblem on his tshirt. Why did he have to be a firefighter? It’s a Brotherhood dude…cant believe you’d make us all look bad, it aint brotherly!
June 5th, 2012
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