September 27th, 2009
Not Even Close
I can’t even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, “These aren’t flattering at all, I’ll change.”
North Carolina
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Eeeeeeeewww!
September 27th, 2009
Holy Shit!
September 27th, 2009
Underoo’s come in XXXXXXXXXL?
September 27th, 2009
Seriously?? Underwear fail.
September 27th, 2009
Anything can be done in this fine outfit: swimming, bingo, and of course WalMarting!
She needs to throw on some flip flops though because those parking lots are often full of small pebbles spilled when people are too lazy to put the shopping carts “all the way back”, and just dunk the front wheels in the closest rock pile…
September 27th, 2009
Designer adult diapers – Perfect for quick trips to the store
September 27th, 2009
” i think I forgot to do somfin befroe I left the house ……………… now what was it……………. oh hell cant member at least I got marlboros for I get home
September 27th, 2009
What’s the big deal? Gray pants are slimming.
September 27th, 2009
she actually looks like a kid… a very large kid, and i’m guessing that is the mother of the year right there with her. Next time, put the camera down and smack the Mom.
September 27th, 2009
Remember that old saying about not being caught dead with someone?
Prime example. But you have to question what kind of friend or family member would want to even be SEEN with this Depend wearing twit.
Good God woman! Put on a moo-moo!
September 27th, 2009
Even the camera refused to focus.
September 27th, 2009
Rockin’ the rubber Spongebob panties. Is there any way to un-see something?
September 27th, 2009
You could seriously hitch a plow to that thing.
September 27th, 2009
…and that’s what’s a little scary about North Carolina, she most likely didn’t think twice about this outfit.
September 27th, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
they burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
September 27th, 2009
big girls need luvin too! unfortunately nobody has that much love to give!
September 27th, 2009
Looks like the Penguin from Batman, except she has a died Ponytail and a big doody in her Garanimal underwear. And at first glance, it looks like she’s looking at her cell phone, but she’s actually looking at the police summons she received for being Fugly in public.
this site rocks.
September 27th, 2009
Man…. this site just makes me want to vomit.
September 27th, 2009
Suewweeeeeee!!
September 27th, 2009
Maybe she is a Mexican wrestler out shopping for accessories for her costume.
September 27th, 2009
*puke*
September 27th, 2009
ya know,, you guys arent very nice,, that IS my girlfriend!!
September 27th, 2009
Homegirl needs to pick up a mirror while she is in there.
September 27th, 2009
have to admit, she does have nice legs.
September 27th, 2009
id hit it
September 27th, 2009
she reminds me of a buoy or some other thing that floats in the ocean
September 27th, 2009
She seems pretty calm (looks to be texting) to have just been the victim of a mugging where the perp stole her pants and her shoes! Awww….bless her heart…
September 27th, 2009
What the hell, Why would you want to ware underwear out!? Let alone bright yellow underwear. Especially to Walmart dose she not know about this site? I agree with the person who said she looks like a child and her mom is with her. If that is the case what was she thinking “oh its ok sweetie if you don’t want to put any pants on its just the whole world that’s going to see you”.
September 27th, 2009
The problem is she ‘thinks’ she can wear sexy clothes or be revealing and it look hot. The fact is women like her can not wear revealing clothes like that. I think its called ‘denial’ of her weight problem.
September 27th, 2009
Cut her some slack guys …can’t you see she is texting someone to come bring her some pants. Does anyone have any Malox?
Actually she is wearing a leotard for her role in The Flying Walruses.
September 27th, 2009
Dave, if that IS your girlfriend, please take those rediculous rags off of her and bring her back to the farm. Her herd must be wandering around confused without their lead cow!
September 27th, 2009
That’s so ugly, it causes PTSD!
September 27th, 2009
The one in Yellow is only 14 – Nice to make fun of young Children
September 27th, 2009
I’m being 100% serious here. i think she looks sexy! I love the big girls! and you know if it was a skinny girl nobody would be giving her shit.
September 27th, 2009
Absolutely disgusting. I hope someone at WalMart slapper for wearing such an atrocity.
September 27th, 2009
slapped her* I need some coffee.
September 27th, 2009
It’s never a good sign when your fanny pack is made of flesh.
That is a felonious fupa!
The worst part is, after the picture was taken, she actually ate the cellphone.
September 27th, 2009
Daughter: Mom, does this go together?
Mom looking: Damn Straight!
Daughter: I thought so too! Let’s go shopping now.
(she’s actually answering her phone – it’s the fashion police calling, she is under arrest)
September 27th, 2009
What we have here is an example of fine parenting skills.
September 27th, 2009
She is hideous.
September 27th, 2009
I’m scared to see the front!
September 27th, 2009
just think,, under that 250lbs is a beautiful blonde just waiting to get out,, but no,, she’s ordering pizza to keep her in there!!!
September 27th, 2009
Cut the bitch a break.
She just came from her boyfriend’s above-the-ground swimming pool where a horrible accident led to flash-flood.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 27th, 2009
Maybe she is on her way to the beach and had to stop in for some sunscreen? But then the mom is wearing pants so maybe it isn’t hot out. It appears as though she does have yellow flip flops on so at least she matches.
September 27th, 2009
I’d hate to be the person she’s texting.
September 27th, 2009
the trailer park called…they’re missing their idiot!
September 27th, 2009
This girl would make Santa Side Boob’s day!!!
September 27th, 2009
i did NOT know huggies little swimmers came in adult sizes. public pool, here i come.
September 27th, 2009
contact MSN, we have visual confirmation of worlds largest 1 year old
September 27th, 2009
I am truly without words…
September 27th, 2009
I’d hit that.
September 27th, 2009
north carolina…..say no more
September 27th, 2009
One word: LIPOSUCTION
September 27th, 2009
EWWWW!
September 27th, 2009
If by “hit it” you meant with my truck, then , okay. I’d hit it!
September 27th, 2009
What is curious as well…only that lady’s ponytail is bleach blonde while the dark roots cover the entire skull! lol
September 27th, 2009
I have gone blind just as well I would not like to see that again in person or in a picture
September 27th, 2009
Is she wearing her undercrackers, or is that a swim ring that got stuck?
Keep walking honey or someone might harpoon you
September 27th, 2009
Must. . .text, . . . . . No. . . .Time. . . . For. . . .Pants.
September 27th, 2009
GROSS!!! WHAT A FAT COW!!
September 27th, 2009
She cant see below her gut so she doesnt know that she lost her pants somewhere
September 27th, 2009
“yummmmmmm,!!! that chicken buffet was deeelicious at kentucky fried chicken, now let’s head to Chuck e cheese for dinner,, i am starving already just thinking about it, i’ll call ahead.”
September 27th, 2009
I’m surprised her trunk isn’t holding onto her mama’s tail…….
September 27th, 2009
did anyone not notice the two-tone hair? the only way it could be worse was if it were a two-tone mullet.
September 27th, 2009
After perusing this site, I am glad to say there isn’t a Walmart anywhere near me.
99 Cent Only stores – now that’s a whole different story.
September 27th, 2009
It’s not just wrong on some levels, it’s wrong on ALL LEVELS!!!
September 27th, 2009
If your a girl that has ‘average’ looks….this thing pictured could be your best friend.
Just imagine standing next to her…..you cuold be wearing a potato sack, have no hair, one tooth….and you’d still be considered HAWT next to her.
Per me….there aint enough beer in the world for me to even consider it….
September 27th, 2009
Damn….that anorexic weight clinic can really fix em.
September 27th, 2009
Gravity. Denied.
September 27th, 2009
Why do so many oddities come out of North Carolina… Clay Aiken for example.
September 27th, 2009
That outfit screams “I’m a “whole lotta woman” (with a whole lotta back fat).
Actually her legs are her best feature. if you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.
September 27th, 2009
I wonder if the person she is texting on her phone, KNOWS that shes looking like that.
September 27th, 2009
Looks like she’s texting….that’s when you know you need help for a texting addiction…when you leave the house looking like that. LOL
September 27th, 2009
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! – REALLY ? – HA! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! – AND THAT’S ALL I’VE GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!! HA! HA! HA! HA!
September 27th, 2009
I dunno, guys. I think if I were stuck with that body, I’d be showing off my best feature too. You have to admit, the woman has great legs…
September 27th, 2009
Are those her panties??? Thats NASTY!!!
September 27th, 2009
I think she needs to be arrested for public indecency children should not be exposed to this horror.
September 27th, 2009
It almost looks like she took a dump in her shorts. Probably doesnt even realize it.
September 27th, 2009
I’m going to have to guess that this is a teenage girl just back from swimming. That’s the bottom half of a one-piece yellow swimsuit showing… she threw the shirt on for warmth/modesty. And if you look closely, she’s wearing yellow flip-flops. Not a pretty picture, but we’ve all seem zillions of kids wearing partially covered swimsuits in the summer. No biggie.
September 27th, 2009
she just recieved a text from NBC she will be on the next biggest loser
September 27th, 2009
Actually that is her younger sister texting, trying to find her lost yellow underoos!!!!! Too late now sweetheart, bigun has done gone and wrecked em!
September 27th, 2009
It is obvious that the one ahead of her is her mother.It is also obvious that her mother should be shot with a ball of her own shit for allowing her daughter to go out in public that way.
September 27th, 2009
Ok, so here is the only real reason I can think of that this girl and IDIOT mother would have for letting her daughter wear this adorable outfit in public……………… Maybe she puked on her top and pooped in her well fitting pants on there way to Walmart. So when this happened her well mothering-mother didn’t want to go back home for her to change and this is what they had in the car for her to put on. Now they are planning to go into Walmart and buy her some pants THAT SHE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS TO HAVE ON.
If there is any other reason besides this one then this mother needs her ass kicked for letting this BAD dresser out of her room!!!!!
September 27th, 2009
Ok the mom is the one who needs the lesson ,the kid is obviously too fat for her brain to work the yellow speedo dun cut off circulation to everything and its not her fault and it looks dirty prob will have to be cut off her
September 27th, 2009
I my 16 month old has pj’s like that!
September 27th, 2009
The chick needs some pants instead of walking around showing off her rolls, muffin tops and CELLULITE. I have respect for bigger women who actually wear clothes that fit them, but absolutely no respect or sympathy for someone who walks around like this in public. Does she even realize how many babies, toddlers, and children she made cry? Half of them are probably blind now except for the ones who were lucky enough that their parents shielded their eyes in time while screaming “DEAR GOD DON’T LOOK!”
September 27th, 2009
her butt cheeks must have been really, really hungry, cuz they done ate her shorts…
September 27th, 2009
Maybe she’s on her way to her Fat Acceptance Association meeting.
September 27th, 2009
WHat EXACTLY are those?! Seriously, what are they?
September 27th, 2009
This really isn’t funny. I feel sad for her
September 27th, 2009
adult babies need love too…(atleast she better be, its the only viable excuse i will indulge…)
September 27th, 2009
What’s the big deal? Someone obviously stole her pants and shoes, so she’s going into Walmart to buy replacements…
September 27th, 2009
Coincidentally, Wal-Mart never sells out of full length mirrors.
September 27th, 2009
“…But MaMa, ALL the girls in Jr. High School are wearing this!”
September 27th, 2009
I didn’t know they made underoo’s that big.
September 27th, 2009
No comment…
September 27th, 2009
I didn’t know they made pull-ups in size “gigantor”. She’s a big girl now!
September 27th, 2009
I’ve noticed this trend. Women leave a pool or the beach and think it’s okay to go where ever they want in their swimming attire.
I don’t mind it, but it’s distracting
September 27th, 2009
A bathing suit =/= streetwear.
September 27th, 2009
The way the pic was took, it reminds me of a bigfoot sighting.
September 27th, 2009
Carbs are Evil
September 27th, 2009
I didn’t know they made Underroos that big.
September 27th, 2009
Permanently burned into the synapses. Wish I could erase it. Will probably have nightmares.
September 27th, 2009
When Mom told her she wasn’t getting out of the Pull-ups until she was potty trained she meant it ! ! !
September 28th, 2009
..says my BFF, “I’d hit it, but it’d likely just bounce right back at me.”
September 28th, 2009
Clearly this isn’t a kid. If it was why is here hair 2 toned, when have you ever seenan 11 year old roots that cover more than half her hair. She would have had to start coloring it when she was 4. The girls look the same age, friends? Prob. Grosss? Def
September 28th, 2009
Is she…. out… in …………… her underwear!!?? Seriously!????
September 28th, 2009
Introducing the NEW and IMPROVED look of Depends! The model is showcasing “vision in mustard” from the hot new “Diva” collection. Style doesn’t stop with incontinence…
September 28th, 2009
I know when weeds grow in the garden that I am to pull them…when sunflowers start growing out of your ass it’s time for a shower.
September 28th, 2009
Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot.
(Or corn starch if you roll that way.)
September 28th, 2009
Please note… all in North Carolina do not dress like that…. OMG… I am ashamed that came out of this great state. Must be from Boone.
September 28th, 2009
I just don’t undestand. Why would anyoner wear this outfit? Anyone with eyes can see that shirt clearly clashes with those underwear.
September 28th, 2009
Looks like a Mom and her daughter… you know if the kid does not have the sense to wear something decent in public, then Mom should have stepped-up… slap Mom, councel kid, cuz that kid needs to know WHAT NOT TO WEAR…
September 28th, 2009
really not that bad have you been to the south that is pretty much normal attire
September 28th, 2009
She wore a itsy bitsy tennie weenie yellow polka…Oh forget it!
September 28th, 2009
-”Do these shorts make my butt look big?”
-”Those are shorts?”
September 28th, 2009
I look at pics like these, see North Carolina and cringe…but I’ve been to the one in Fuquay and I can’t deny the truth. Next time I’m taking my camera
September 28th, 2009
What pretty patterned adult diapers!
September 28th, 2009
trash trash trash trash..seriously. it leaves me almost speechless that you look in the mirror and say oh i look good, then leave. i dont even know what those are, look like too small of shorts or a too small of a bathin suit bottom. and if ur bigger then you need to find clothes that FIT! i just dont get it!!!!!! BARFFFFFFFFFF
September 28th, 2009
Is that a diaper??
September 28th, 2009
In 2009 the Hubble Space Telescope captured this image of what astromers believe is new class of slow-moving asteroids found in a Walmart parking lots.
September 28th, 2009
Is that a swim-diaper?
September 28th, 2009
i blame lady gaga … she started the wear your underwear as pants trend..seriously whats up with people showing their underwear at walmart, this is like the 923789237 pic that i can see someones skidmarks, pubes and all! put on some damn clothes, what would george washington do?!
September 28th, 2009
She just came from the beach, & she’s texting about how pissed she is that Greenpeace people kept trying to push her back in the water.
September 28th, 2009
wWHATS WONG WITH THIS PIC GIRL IS A LITLE THICK I LIKE MY BROADS THICK YA HURD I WISH I WAS THOSE DRAWLS HOMIE
September 28th, 2009
Those are training pants, but i shudder to think what she is training for? the Enema Olympics?
That ass has a force field around it that bends and diffuses light. Probably did in the camera that captured this sighting.
September 28th, 2009
Back in Arkansas, this looks like a Bill Clinton threesome on the hoof.
September 28th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that’s a swimsuit. They make shorts that you can pull over your swimsuit. I bet Walmart sells them.
September 28th, 2009
its a swim suit , also why she has no foot wear on.
September 28th, 2009
Sweet fancy marie even granny panties would cover more than those shorts.
September 28th, 2009
Could someone get an excel sheet started on which states these are coming from more frequently, we could gear some type of training around the issues on this site. MAN I freakin love Wal-mart.
September 28th, 2009
It looks like she’s wearing underoos back from when she was 8!!
September 28th, 2009
“Are you ready kids?”
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
“Ohhhh Who texts while walking in tha’ parking lot?”
“WHITE TRASH ROUND PANTS”
“Disgusting and nasty and obese is she”
“WHITE TRASH ROUND PANTS”
September 28th, 2009
NOW I remember what bile tastes like…ugh
September 28th, 2009
My guess is that she is wearing a swimsuit with a t-shirt over it. I just can’t accept it’s underwear.
September 28th, 2009
You guys have something against chubby women don’t you? You should make a site called chubby women of all Wal-Mart, that would be sweet, or sluts of Wal-Mart.
September 28th, 2009
At least her shoes match.
September 28th, 2009
Ok look Im a fatass in my opinion , and Not alot of money…..but I would rather DIE than dress like that~!WTF do some people think????
September 28th, 2009
Unfortunatly she is a product of the American diet.
Buffets, fast food, pre-packaged frozen food, chips, candy, etc. All this stuff is cut with corn syrup, corn starch, salt, whey, etc. to cheat the consumer out of his money. The damage it causes can be seen here. The cheapest and tastiest food is the cheapest but its the most dangerous.
September 29th, 2009
“My Little Pony”
September 29th, 2009
My brother told me to tell you that his dick just inverted and his testicles crawled back up inside of his body. Oh…and he is now blind in one eye.
September 29th, 2009
My 8-month-old son grew out of that swimmy diaper weeks ago. had I known there was any danger of it being scavenged and reused, I would have destroyed it before throwing them away in the interest of public safety.
September 29th, 2009
She knew she had to wear a shirt and shoes, but signs never say anything about pants, so she was just testing it out. Apparently, pants are not a necessity.
September 29th, 2009
“911, someone stole my pants!”
September 29th, 2009
I call “dibs” on the hot one!
September 30th, 2009
If you look really closely, you can see yellow flip flops. It looks like she is wearing a swimsuit with a blue top over it…. yah, it shouldn’t be worn in public as is, but maybe her “mom” was stopping into wally world b4 taking her to the pool.
September 30th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that’s a giant diaper cover
September 30th, 2009
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. She couldn’t find the rest of the bee outfit for the Blind Mellon reunion video.
September 30th, 2009
This person makes me ashamed of living in NC
September 30th, 2009
she looks like she is wearing a bathing suit with a diaper on underneath…she must not own a mirror and whoever she is with must not have wanted to embarrass her…
October 1st, 2009
omg this is ridic. how do ppl go out like this?!! no self pride?!!
October 1st, 2009
Ummm, lets see. Oh yeah, I forgot to buy pants!
October 2nd, 2009
Yeah, she’s just basically not wearing pants. Hypothetically, that would appeal to me as a ballsy hey-what-can-you-do-its-walmart move. But now that I see it in reality.. I realize, like sexual fantasies… some things should just be left in the dark (of one’s mind).
October 2nd, 2009
I didn’t know they had started making adult Huggies. At least she’s still walking. They both could have given up and gotten on a Hoveround.
October 3rd, 2009
“Man, little Bubba’s swimmin diapers are so cute. You think they make them in a size 42?”
“Don’t worry Ma. We gets’em custom made for yer birthday, K?”
Someone hunt down the monster who made those….. He needs a smack to the back of the head.
October 3rd, 2009
OMG, babies are the only people allowed to wear just a t-shirt and a diaper!
October 3rd, 2009
Well now, Wal Mart shoppers are thrifty. She clearly has saved this outfit since she was seven. Looks like it’s held up against tremendous pressure since then XD
October 4th, 2009
A whole Lotta’ blue cheese with that dressing….!
October 5th, 2009
Ow ow ow ow ow ow…oh the pain!
October 5th, 2009
Aren’t those rubber potty training pants?! How nice they come in something other than white now! lmao
October 6th, 2009
this is in my town! trust me, this is not a sight you would want to see more than once. I saw her at my highschool and ive never seen so many headsturn, and not in a good way.
October 7th, 2009
“oh mama, while we’re at walmart remind me to pick up a mirror.”
October 8th, 2009
Holy crap some stole her pants! She must be texting the police right now with a description… the horror of it all!
October 8th, 2009
when i first saw this i thought, if this is NC i know who this is and then i looked and saw it was, and upon further review. holy shit i know who this is. hahahaha. this shit has me weak.
October 12th, 2009
Those are the underpants your mother warned you about NOT wearing in case you got in a car accident.
October 12th, 2009
Its laundry day, this is all she had clean enough to wear.
October 13th, 2009
TEll me what you’re wearing. I got on my blue spandex t-shirt that fits my body like u like it, & my yellow apple bottom shorts you got me 10 yrs ago when we were dating back in middle school. I miss you baby.
October 13th, 2009
Something in my pants just shrank
October 19th, 2009
shaaaayyyyyy……. these things fit schwelllllll………
October 21st, 2009
My son wants his Spongebob underwear back. Aww, now they’re all freakin’ stretched out! Turn around & buy him a new pair; and, for God’s sake, quit climbing through our window at night or we’ll have you arrested!
October 27th, 2009
Dang girl, you cook?
October 27th, 2009
oh so wrong
November 6th, 2009
I am almost 100% that this girl goes to my school.
November 13th, 2009
Ya know that nightmare where you forget your pants? She never woke up.
November 26th, 2009
oh god, this girl went to my school ages ago…
October 10th, 2010
Is that a adult cloth diaper??? I didn’t think they made them that big!
January 1st, 2011
wow i think she’s rather hot.
January 28th, 2011
W-O-W….THIS LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A BAITHING SUIT BOTTOM, EITHER WAY IT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE WORN OUT IN PUBLIC FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, AND BY THE WAY LAUGH AT WHEN IN LINE BEHIND HER WHILE WAITING TO BE CHECKED OUT AT WALMART…DISCUSTING AND WHATS WORSE THAN THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN A PART OF HER DAILY CLOTHING ATTIRE THAT HAS FADED AND LOOKS DIRTY, AT LEAST WASH THEM WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF AT NIGHT, IF YOU TAKE THEM OFF AT ALL……NASTY
April 29th, 2011
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