March 19th, 2011
Southeast: #2 Oh…My…God! Vs. #15 Sugar Coated
Disappointed that her awful parenting didn’t earn her one of the #1 seeds, I see her pounding her competition Sugar Coated enough to leave some permanent red rouge on her face!
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Southeast: #2 Oh...My...God! Vs. #15 Sugar Coated,
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#15 for the win. That expression and the makeup are truly scary. #2 was seen earlier in a different format in the West bracket and when I voted her to win I was almost castrated on here in the comments.
March 19th, 2011
Definitely #15
Her attention to detail is astounding. The high contrast of black painted on eyebrows mixed with a perfectly executed raccoon-inspired eyes only complement the old bathroom carpet she uses as a wig.
Flawless.
March 19th, 2011
Seriously lady? you didnt notice the bag over your kids head? LAME and IGNORANT!
March 19th, 2011
Holy shit. #2 is clearly mother of the year.
March 19th, 2011
#15 is scarey- very scarey but with #2- I think most people know- do not put a plastic bag over your head it may suffocate you- so why would this woman be allowing her child to wear a plastic bag on their face??? #15 wins for scarey- #2 wins for stupidity!!!!
March 19th, 2011
#1 ok so when candy dosent work to shut the kid up, just head to produce grab a bag and be done with it……
March 19th, 2011
It’s 2? looka like a 1
March 19th, 2011
whatever that is in sugar-coated’s hand…i hope it’s not more makeup!
March 19th, 2011
#2 Cleaning the gene pool, thinning the herd, or whatever you want to call it HAS to win!
March 19th, 2011
oh, makeup lady wins, killing your child should never be rewarded! What a dumbass!
March 19th, 2011
15 for sure. The might have a fresh perm to keep dry. Sugar coated looks like she just escaped from her tomb and robbed an oldman of his pub’s to contruct her wig…:)
March 19th, 2011
#2….mom was tired of her kid asking for everything, and had the nerve to stick a bag on her kids head in full public veiw…she should either win or go to jail!
March 19th, 2011
#2 has this matchup in the bag!
March 19th, 2011
#2 oh my god is right…. wow some people are stupid.
March 19th, 2011
#2 natural selection is there for a reason.
March 19th, 2011
#2. natural selection is in place for a reason. god put plastic bags on this earth to kill off walcreature spawn.
March 19th, 2011
“red rouge”? Is there some other shade of rouge?
March 19th, 2011
#15 is my pick, and soon to be even more sugary… looks like she (I’m not sure its not a he) got hold of a pixie stick! Seems to me she’s at Wal-Mart on an after-a-night-of-coke-starving-for-breakfast-food-run… I could be wrong but looks like some mornings I had to shop with my cokehead boyfriend so he could pick out exactly what I had to cook for him since he was coming down and sobering up and needed breakfast. No, neither of us wore that much eyeliner or a powdered wig (cokehead in a powdered wig-haha!) but I’ve seen those eyes before..
March 19th, 2011
#15 the look is enough to give you nightmares. for #2 how many people in the store do you think actually said anything to her and how many just looked the other way?
March 19th, 2011
Whoever took #2 should have forwarded it to CPS! I vote for #2 because of the stupidy factor.
March 19th, 2011
Voting for Sugar, no way am I voting for someone that let’s a little girl put a bag over her head. STUPID LADY.
March 19th, 2011
#15 is the winner. #2 is dangerously stupid and should not be rewarded in any way.
March 19th, 2011
I’ll go with #15 for the win…she looks like the end result of the kid with the bag on her head in about 35 years!
March 19th, 2011
#15 is my pick…
it appears she (I’m not entirely convinced its a she) has a pixy stick in her hand to soon be more sugary. Looks to me that she’s on one of those early morning I-finished-the-coke-and-am-starving-for-breakfast runs… or s/he is still on the stuff. Reminds me of my ex-bf (minus the eyeliner and powdered wig-ha..powdered wig on a cokehead, lol!) on the morning after a binge and demanding food..
March 19th, 2011
sorry for the double post… wish there was a way to fix that
March 19th, 2011
#2 wins the award for Mother of the Year, for sure… talk about stupidity…
#15 wins the award for Best Makeup Application…with a trowel…
March 19th, 2011
The quality of toddlers at Walmart are good but the wrapping is cheap stuff!
March 19th, 2011
I wanna know why the damn bag lady hasn’t had that child removed from her custody yet. How freaking insane do you have to be for walmart to see a problem with you?
March 19th, 2011
#15
March 19th, 2011
I screamed audibly “oh my God!” when I saw 15′s face again as I have moved away from where she lives. She used to make a habit of talking to me at work almost daily while I was in college. Good to see she’s switched to pink garish lipstick from red garish lipstick. But I dread going to sleep tonight.
15 wins hands down.
March 19th, 2011
#2 is just a dumbass. #15 has googley eyes like a crazy holy roller cult member on crack. Please tell me that’s a hat (not a wig!).
March 19th, 2011
…like my mother always says….”but for the grace of God walks you and I”
March 19th, 2011
Good God all Friday, what the F is that thing?! If I give it my vote will it go away?!
And to the other Mother of the Year, there are better ways to cleanse the gene pool. Like not having kids in the first place.
March 19th, 2011
Tough call, but #15′s maniacal grin wins it for me.
March 19th, 2011
# 15 I think I will have nightmares that baby Jane is coming for me!
March 19th, 2011
#2 obviously is illiterate and couldn’t read the warning label on the plastic sack… #15 it is always Halloween for the he she… #2 should win for pure stupidity
March 19th, 2011
#2 It’s Charlie Sheen’s new woooman. She’s a winner. She wins at winning. Cause she wins.
March 19th, 2011
Oops I meant #15, DAMN dislexia! She in need of a de-lousing!
March 19th, 2011
#2 the child could be a spitter, ive seen those on the show vegas jailhouse
March 19th, 2011
#2. There was another lady in the west that used the bag on the child’s hair for rain, but this picture is just poor parental effort. Looks like the child is trying to kill herself just to get away from this woman. But #15 has a serial killer smile. I think she gave #2 the bag, so I call tie.
March 19th, 2011
Anyone who doesn’t give a damn about their kid’s safety in public gets my vote.
March 19th, 2011
#15 hands down winner. #2 looks like the lady found a good sale on children in the produce section and bought the biggest one she could find. I guess it wouldn’t fit in the bag.
March 19th, 2011
FIF. TEEN. Scares me more.
March 19th, 2011
#2 with an honorable mention for a darwin award
March 19th, 2011
#2 clearly (pun intended) bags this matchup. The only way that she could improve on this is to have the kid holding a four loco !
March 19th, 2011
I am noty convinced that #15 is a woman.(shudder)
March 19th, 2011
Number 2 hands down. I have to agree the child is trying to get away from her mother (who seems completely oblivious). #15 is crazy, but when the sugar buzz comes off it wouldn’t be a competition with two at all.
March 19th, 2011
Sad example of Illiteracy…can’t read the warning on the bag to keep away from children
March 19th, 2011
15 only because after seeing her i will curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep. Hold me I’m scared
March 19th, 2011
March Sadness
2 I guess
March 19th, 2011
Thanks, Jay. I was wondering what #15 had on her head – lol! I still say this is a tough one. They’re both so typically Walcreatures. #2 gets points for letting her child play with a plastic bag on her head, but #15 has that truly eery “will she blow the place up?” look.
March 19th, 2011
15, definitely, 15. For all I know, #2 *could* have yanked that bag off the child’s head a second after this was taken but 15? She looks like that … *on purpose*. She’s not running off in a second to wash her face, buy a better hat or a different hair color (or wig?) in a second. She *likes* her look. She’s *proud* of her look. She thinks she’s rockin’ her look!
March 19th, 2011
It’s #15, hands down. For all we know, #2 yanked that bag off the child’s head a second after this was recorded for posterity. But #15? She looks like that *on purpose*. She likes her look. She’s proud of her look. She thinks she’s rockin’ her loo! She’s not going to run off in a second to wash her face, change her hat or buy a new hair color (or wig).
March 19th, 2011
It’s #15, hands down. For all we know, #2 yanked that bag off the child’s head a second after this was recorded for posterity. But #15? She likes her look. She’s proud of her look. She thinks she’s rockin’ her look! She’s not going to run off in a sec to wash her face, change her hat or buy a new hair color (or wig).
March 19th, 2011
#15. Tammy Faye Baker back in “Dawn of the Dead.”
March 19th, 2011
Okay, normally I would go for the person who put a plastic bag over her kid’s head… but #15 is just so freaky scary that I have to choose her! #15 it is!
March 19th, 2011
#15- Can we say “Creepy”?
March 19th, 2011
WOOF!!!!
March 19th, 2011
#15 FTW. I think I’m going to have nightmares…… :-S
March 19th, 2011
Number two hands down. I mean, number fifteen obviously learned to put makeup on at clown college, but number two is not takin’ any more back sass from that youngin’!
March 19th, 2011
#15, Tammy Faye for the win
March 19th, 2011
#15
March 19th, 2011
#15 is straight from a horror flick.
March 19th, 2011
#2, worst mom ever.
March 20th, 2011
Painted eyebrows is no match for Dead Child. #2 all the way
March 20th, 2011
#2 is plain stupid…put a bag over the kids head to end the silence permanently…#15, bad makeup…but really bad hair. She’s even posing like she really thinks she looks good!!! Gotta be #15.
March 20th, 2011
I cant completly tell from the picture if #2 is Latino but maybe the instructions werent in English. #15 is just funny. Not a care in the world. I dont know which way to vote. Pass…..
March 20th, 2011
#15 is just too crazy not to win! She has something in her eye that just tells me that she would hurt me if she didn’t win this round
March 20th, 2011
Really, do they have to put “not a toy” warnings on plastic ba…doh!..I guess they do! Gotta go for #15 tho, that is scary as hell, I’d run outta Wally world if I saw him/her? there.
March 20th, 2011
the one on the right looks like the one that was on cops that lost her teeth while yelling at the cops
March 20th, 2011
#15
March 20th, 2011
2
March 20th, 2011
#15
March 20th, 2011
#15, the other problem will take care of itself.
March 20th, 2011
Poor parenting skills will lead to #15. Gotta vote #2 here.
March 20th, 2011
WOW, #15 ALL DAY, EFFING SCARY. She has the same look when she’s not smiling.
March 20th, 2011
2
March 20th, 2011
Gotta be #2.
March 20th, 2011
#15 posed for the shot… loses points in the paint for that.
#2 wins in the end for near fatality & child neglect. Hope the next picture was a Walmart employee tearing the bag off and slapping the mother
March 20th, 2011
15 is scary for us. 2 is scary for the kid.
March 20th, 2011
Have to go with Mr. Bean in drag.
March 20th, 2011
That creepy lady was on cops.
March 20th, 2011
#15.
March 20th, 2011
Ignore #2, that’s just a part of evolution…# 15 for having the most disturbing smile I’ve seen on the outside of a mental hospital.
March 21st, 2011
I wanna slap the mama in #2, but I have to vote for #15 for the total “creep” factor. She looks like she’s in some kind of messed up “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” cult.
March 21st, 2011
HAHA! When I opened this page and got a look at #15, I was really taken aback, and actually let out a “WHOA!” LMFAO!
March 21st, 2011
Granny fails at this because the bag wasn’t tied so #15 takes the cake because I don’t even know what gender that is and I’m not so sure I want to know.
March 21st, 2011
I swear I saw #15 on an episode of COPS. She ran from the cops in a beater white car and when they caught her she was yelling white supremacy slogans at the cops. Priceless!
March 21st, 2011
#15. While I don’t like making fun of mental illness, which is obviously what’s going on here, I think she likes the attention.
March 21st, 2011
#15 will be giving me nightmares tonight.
March 21st, 2011
Since I feel there are way too many unwanted childrenin teh world to begin with I vote for Sugar Coated, let’s face it SHE is how these unwanted little buggers end up as!
March 22nd, 2011
2
March 22nd, 2011
#15. A fabulous nutter. #2 just isn’t paying attention to her stupid fat child.
March 22nd, 2011
#2 has it in the bag…and her kid’s gonna be in a bodybag soon if that mom doesn’t watch it.
March 22nd, 2011
#2 must be wanting her child to get brain damage. STUPID LADY!
March 23rd, 2011
#2 has to win. I almost died doing that to myself when I was a small kid. This mother is a douche. The other lady…I think she’s wearing a hat. I’ve seen hats with braids that look like weird hair.
March 23rd, 2011
wtf is THAT!!!!??? scary as hell man…
March 23rd, 2011
#2- poor parenting = no contest
March 23rd, 2011
the shim. #15 wins..
shims are creepy.
March 23rd, 2011
15
March 23rd, 2011
#15 has also been on an episode of ‘Cops’!
March 24th, 2011
#15, hands-down. That’s possibly the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
March 24th, 2011
I can almost swear she was on an early cops epsiode.
March 27th, 2011
2 Mom of the year gets my vote she is in eye view of her child or grandchild and can clearly see the bag on the kids head but to keep the kid quiet she leaves it on…maybe she is trying to win a lawsuit like so many other epic failers, woman needs her tubes removed and donated to a woman who is unable to bear children and will love them and protect them. 15 is just plain ugly and has poor fashion sense..big whoopty doo
March 29th, 2011
A bag!???? Really….geeze moron why not give the kid something safe to play with like a knife maybe…they have them a few aisles over!
March 30th, 2011
What’s wrong with that picture!? GET THE FLIPPIN’ BAG OFF THE KIDS HEAD!!!
March 31st, 2011
#2 hands down! Really a bag? and mom looks as if she is pretending NOT to notice. maybe if the little girl is really really good/quiet in WM then when she gets home she can play with the electrical outlets. YES!!!!!
April 11th, 2011
I swear I saw that lady with her face caked on cops one time lol
May 13th, 2012
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