March 19th, 2011
Southeast: #3 Pants On The Ground Vs. #14 A Real Doll
Let’s talk about two opponents with deep benches! Accessories to the pic matter folks, that’s been proven. This could come down to the wire, but the winner will only be stronger from it.
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Southeast: #3 Pants On The Ground Vs. #14 A Real Doll,





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I like the one on the right!!
March 19th, 2011
idk about you guys but #14 looks badass
March 19th, 2011
I vote for the midget.
March 19th, 2011
They both are great, but I have to vote for Pants on the floor. The winning aspects is the fact that she is with a dwarf, and there is a little black boy in the background just staring at them.
I mean come on……..underwear with socks walking through walmart with a dwarf? This should be a reality show!
March 19th, 2011
#3 is worse……….the caption doesn’t do it justice cause well, she’s not even wearing pants for them to be on the ground.
March 19th, 2011
a real doll!
March 19th, 2011
I don’t see anything wrong with #14. Fail, POW.
March 19th, 2011
3. there’s nothing wrong with 14
March 19th, 2011
“Hey, I have an idea I will give up my pants for lent.” “Do you think that is a big enough sacrifice?”
March 19th, 2011
I’m wondering, if a group of midgets do the wave at a football game, is it a ripple? If a group of Japanese do the wave, would it be considered a Tsunami?
March 19th, 2011
Too soon?
March 19th, 2011
Like to see #3 face
March 19th, 2011
# 3 isn’t even wearing shoes! Looks like she just got out of dance class
March 19th, 2011
I love the real doll. ♥ Altho, pantsless has a nicer looking backside than most on the site, so let her be free.
March 19th, 2011
Inch High Private Eye in the house… looking to make #3′s day…
March 19th, 2011
#3 brought her own poseable action figure. That’s how you accessorize!
March 19th, 2011
Blonde with nice ass but apparently early on-set alzheimers having forgot her pants, but not forgetting what look to be socks and her midget who’s definitely pimpin out those checkered slip-on shoes, vs. Lady Gaga’s Rainbow Bright lover who looks to be kidnapping that unfortunate child. This isn’t fair at all, there’s really no contest here. The midget wins.
March 19th, 2011
Have to go with #14: more quintessentially WalMart.
March 19th, 2011
PLEASE! PLEASE! THIS IS NOTHING!! AT LEAST #3 HAS A NICE ASS, AND MS.BARBIE IS COOL,WIERD…BUT COOL!!
March 19th, 2011
number 3 . Who needs pants when you have a midget? wait..do they like to they like to be called little people now?
March 19th, 2011
Chewbacca’s punk sister. Id boink it. If i could get passed the fur that is.
March 19th, 2011
really? #3 really? and your with a midget……….wow
March 19th, 2011
Hey meow, the one on the right looks awesome:) well from the back…she may be a butterface….
March 19th, 2011
My vote is for the bottomless lady accompanied by the midget who looks like one of the head statues from Easter Island.
March 19th, 2011
gotta be number 3, she has her own little person!
March 19th, 2011
Man that little guy sure suffers from short man syndrome! Looks like she polishes his head so I’ll go with that.
March 19th, 2011
#13 upset. It’s the hair (or wig) and the furry boots that win it in the end.
March 19th, 2011
With #3 its clear shes wearing a bathing suit with a shirt….The anime character is cool but the youngster should be dressed as a pokemon pet or atleast in another anime type costume for that I vote 14….
March 19th, 2011
14 is more creaturely.
March 19th, 2011
I know I”m not the only one that knows #3 is a volleyball player and doesn’t need pants? That’s her uniform lol. If Chewbacca had a lovechild with Naima Adedapo, this would be the result. #3 all the way. With an ass like that.
March 19th, 2011
So when did WWE start running shows at WalMart? My vote is for 3
March 19th, 2011
Midget wins hands down lol and he was probably just coming over to tell her how nice her hair smells lmao! Besides everyone should have a trunk midget lmao and as for female looking joker with the furry boots all I have to say is I am thinking she is taking that movie Role Models waaaaayyy to seriously lol.
March 19th, 2011
Walmart is getting more vaudevillian every day.
March 19th, 2011
Maybe it’s my libido talking but I wouldn’t mind stnding in a long line behinid Miss #3. But there is nothing wrong with #14 either.
March 19th, 2011
I have to say 14
March 19th, 2011
#3 because she’s a role model. That midget really looks up to her!
March 19th, 2011
#3 because there’s not one, but two little people in the shot. And they both look bored.
March 19th, 2011
Do you think the guy in #3 has “short-man’s” complex?
March 19th, 2011
what? I guess we can just walk into China-Mart with bra and underwear on..she has no shoes on or pants. Some pregnant looking men have no shirts on….What is going on?
March 19th, 2011
Coole Grufte
I love gothics like her, but maybe that is more normal for me (Ruhr Area, Germany) than for the US…
March 19th, 2011
gotta go with 14 on this one
March 19th, 2011
#3, no contest, half an ass cheek, blond hair and a midget? pleeeease
March 19th, 2011
#3. Got meat on her bones!
March 19th, 2011
14 looks ridiculous. One should only go out in public like that in a dire emergency. #3 probably plays volleyball. I’ve complained about my daughter’s uniforms to no avail. THIS girl should put some shoes and pants on. Ugh.
March 19th, 2011
I think its dispicable to pick on a little person for something he has no controle over. WTF PoWM
March 19th, 2011
14 always like short skirts and harry feet
March 19th, 2011
Anyone who hangs around wih the cast of Willow is alright in my book. Dwarves rule!
March 19th, 2011
I have to go with #3 there is nothing wrong with that at least it’s not like most the people you see on here that weigh 300 pounds. But #14 that’s fine two. Like the colors, bit anyways like I said before at least she not a heavy set. ( sorry if I offended anybody)
March 19th, 2011
I have to go with #3 there is nothing wrong with that at least it’s not like most the people you see on here that weigh 300 pounds. But #14 that’s fine two. Like the colors, but anyways like I said before at least she not a heavy set. ( sorry if I offended anybody)
March 19th, 2011
Damn, #3 comes with a midget and cats. #14 has a bangin body but has daddy issues and a kid. I’d take #14, cause we can always take the kid to daddy’s and damage the bed all night long.
March 19th, 2011
#14
March 19th, 2011
Pants on the ground is worse by far. She’s (apparently) a full grown adult who is out in public without any pants or shoes, whereas the other one is just a poorly dressed goth-ish teen. At least, I hope it’s a teen.
March 19th, 2011
#3… i’m thinking he’s pissed because she won’t let him ride in the basket..
March 19th, 2011
#14 all the way!!
March 19th, 2011
I likes #14…
March 19th, 2011
#3 All the way. Little-Person,is a non-factor. SKIN WINS!!
March 19th, 2011
I’d bang both of them in a heartbeat.
March 19th, 2011
I think some are missing the fact that there is a midget in the picture!!!
March 19th, 2011
I’m gonna take the doll…just because I don’t see anything other than the dwarf that stands out to me.
and I love midgets/dwarves…but the blue hair sets it for me.
March 19th, 2011
14
March 19th, 2011
I like A REAL DOll the best , but I would hit them both!!!
March 19th, 2011
I’d drill #14.
March 19th, 2011
midget trumps little kid anyday.
March 19th, 2011
I’m a girl and I think that #3′s butt is incredible! I could eat a peach for hours!
March 19th, 2011
14 is just awesome. Just because she’s a little different is no reason to hate on her. And seriously at least she has the body for those clothes.
I vote for #3 Pants on the ground… Hot girl with no pants or shoes and a balding midget and is that a huge bottle of lighter fluid?
March 19th, 2011
#3 dwarves and kitty litter no pants and a little black kid are winners!
March 19th, 2011
#3. If she was barefoot, she would be in the hall of fame. The midget and kitty litter only add to the mystic..
March 19th, 2011
my vote is for the gal on the right, the “real doll”. at least she looks like she knows how to dress herself!
March 19th, 2011
I cheer for the underwear… er, underdog in this fight… oops Freudian slip. #14
March 19th, 2011
I’ma hafta fvck ‘em both first….. I’ll get back to ya!!!
March 19th, 2011
gotta go with #14- setting a great example for the next generation!
March 19th, 2011
The blue haired doll, no contest.
The other one is a little fat and has a saggy butt and looks like she works at hooters.
March 19th, 2011
#3, chick looks like shes about to go home and litter train her pet midget.
March 19th, 2011
#14. But I guess “little guys” like “little pants” on their women?
March 19th, 2011
the real doll takes it
March 20th, 2011
#3 is the winner. But cheeks like that should never be made public
March 20th, 2011
#14
March 20th, 2011
nothin wrong with either one of them. I’d love to take a ride on either, anytime.
March 20th, 2011
I agree neither is that bad but volley ball outfit or not, there are children around. I think half dressed is always a worse example than individualism. And put some damn shoes on!
March 20th, 2011
#3..only ’cause of the midget
March 20th, 2011
#3 has her own little Mini Me. #3 for the win!
March 20th, 2011
the real doll has my vote
March 20th, 2011
The freak on the right has it shaking!!
March 20th, 2011
I have to go with the doll…she gives me this strange happy feeling in my pants. Yes nurse, I’ll go back to my room now…
March 20th, 2011
I’ll have to vote for the doll…she gives me this strange happy feeling in my pants. Yes nurse, I’ll go back to my room now…
March 20th, 2011
3 is either into sports or is just another garden variety Wal-whore. 14 is one of those cybergoths, a group of people so punch-worthy I’m surprised she (?) isn’t in traction. So 3 wins by default.
March 20th, 2011
I have to go with the I see nothing wrong with 14 crowd. I think she’s awesome. She got the body for it, she’s hopefully not too old for it, and she dressed her little sister in matching colors but still tasteful clothes for a child. I would totally find a babysitter for the kid and turn 14 into a lesbian in a heartbeat!
March 20th, 2011
#14 looks like she got lost on her way to a rave… she gets my vote
March 20th, 2011
I love #14!!! Its Really interesting! I would pull it off as well.. I wear stuff like that all tha time and men love it! So #3 Fat girl with no pants on,with socks no shoes..thats just gross!
March 20th, 2011
definately #3
March 20th, 2011
gotta give the edge to #3, the midget is a slam dunk!
March 20th, 2011
I’m going with #3 only because she is hanging out with Wee-Man from Jackass!!
March 20th, 2011
3
March 20th, 2011
oh def. #3
March 20th, 2011
This is some real life WWE fans lol oh snap watch out Walmart might have its own Summerslam lol
March 20th, 2011
#14 for sure
March 20th, 2011
#14 is unusual amongst Wal-Martians in that she actually has the body for those clothes, and isn’t sagging or overflowing out of them. This can be nothing but a good thing.
March 20th, 2011
#14 all the way. Nice body and I’m guessing she’s hot from the front too.
March 20th, 2011
A very close match-up, but in the end, the midget is the buzzer beatiig shot. #3
March 20th, 2011
#3. My vote would have been for #14 if #3 didn’t have a midget and the little kid in the back staring.
March 20th, 2011
3
March 20th, 2011
I am assuming that #14 is either a children’s performer, stripper, or both… either way she looks classier than “Ms. Ass Hanging Out with a Midget”
March 20th, 2011
#3. Tough call though.
March 20th, 2011
#14 definitely! Every Doll needs their own little girl!
March 20th, 2011
#3 looks like the start of some strange porno, a 1/2 naked blonde and midget and a shopping cart… could be a winner.
March 20th, 2011
ummm both are hot so dont thnk it matters what they have on at this point!! lol
March 20th, 2011
#3 Pants on the ground because it looks like she’s an off duty hooters waitress with hose on. Yum.
March 20th, 2011
#3 is worse. #14′s furry boots make me cringe, but at least she has shoes on.
March 20th, 2011
We get that she is a volleyball player, but that shouldn’t stop her from putting pants or shoes on before walking into public.
March 20th, 2011
Can I please see more of #3?
March 21st, 2011
I find myself strangely fascinated by the little person with the tub of cat litter…..he really doesn’t look like a cat person…..
March 21st, 2011
I’m not into anime stuff, but something about #14 is stirring a lil movement down below…
March 21st, 2011
Give me number 3 and I will take the Cat litter and oil to.
March 21st, 2011
Guys, 14 is Cyberpunk. I highly suggest you look it up. It is a very cool, neat subculture that way more people need to know about.
People need to stop judging people like that. Seriously.
March 21st, 2011
#14 It was a hard choice, I hate fuzzy boots and I love nuggets. But the yarn hair won me over.
March 21st, 2011
I would actually hit them both and let the midget video tape it!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2011
WOW…I don’t know who the door greeter or manager is at this store, but where I live, they would NEVER let someone in the door with their butt hanging out. I guarantee that too many parents would run that white trash out!!
March 22nd, 2011
#3. Gratuitous displays of cheeks wins. Always.
March 22nd, 2011
I would love to have #14 for a night! Oh Yeah
March 22nd, 2011
3
March 22nd, 2011
#14. How bad must woolen dreads smell? Blech!
March 22nd, 2011
14 is HOT. She is a little too goth for my taste, but if she looks that good with those clothes on, it seems the simple solution to the goth problem is to have her just take them off. This is no contest. There is nothing wrong with 14.
#3 gets it all the way. The pants are unremarkable, but the midget seals the deal. They still don’t come close to man bobs, though.
March 23rd, 2011
14 unless it was Halloween. If it was, change my vote to 3.
March 23rd, 2011
I like # 3 but Kudo’s to wee man for for hittin that!
March 23rd, 2011
#14 here, as a skank with a kid beats a girl who just finished a vollyball game.
March 23rd, 2011
#14
March 23rd, 2011
3. Pantless WITH a midget? No contest.
March 23rd, 2011
@ Batteri: Oh come off it. Anyone who can’t see that cybers are just another group of conceited children whining for some undeserved attention knows nothing.
March 24th, 2011
I vote for the midget cuz hes funny looking hahah
March 24th, 2011
#3 the midget makes the picture
March 24th, 2011
#14
March 24th, 2011
14!!!!!!
March 25th, 2011
honestly the chick on the right looks awsome. dont be hating on people that are uniqe and mostlikly have a more fun life style then your boring ass.
March 25th, 2011
I like them both… finally 2 people that aren’t fat hogs…
March 25th, 2011
The one on the right is an Ewok hooker.
March 27th, 2011
Number 14 looks like a teenager while 3 is old enough to know better but 14 gets my vote because any Real mother who allows her Daughter too walk around like a raver hooker and allows her other young daughter to be infuenced and see it deserves the fail vote
March 29th, 2011
the blue chick as actually pretty hot. i’d do her. as a matter of fact, i’d do both
April 5th, 2011
Okay, first off I love the one on the right, I find nothing wrong with it cause more then likely she is just a raver. And they don’t care about anything.
April 5th, 2011
I think number fourteen looks like a stripper an her outfit is super sweet.in fact got some of those leggings as for the gurl with the midget,, um maybe she gave him her shorts to wear becuz he was cold.. dont hate on her man,,,lol.
April 5th, 2011
Dude I love the right!! I wear clothes like that… except for the fact it looks like she may have forgotten to shave….
April 6th, 2011
# 3 looks sexy from the back but i wish she forgot the panties too or had been at least wearing a see throw thong
April 7th, 2011
#14 is a copletely awesome Cyber-Goth! (or Cyber Punk as Batteri put it) I just wish I could see the front of the outfit. It is an actual clothing style usually worn to raves and clubs. I have a cybergoth outfit for anime con raves (fuzzy boot covers and all) . ^_^
April 12th, 2011
I like the girl on the right shes pretty and I want her socks
April 17th, 2011
a realy doll!!!!!!!!!!!
July 26th, 2011
okay so 14 isnt “goth” or “punk” or “sasquatch” SHES A FREAKING RAVER! AND IM JEALOUS OF HER CYBER LOCKS AND FLUFFLIES! OKAY? (: PLUR
September 22nd, 2011
Some would classify the second one as yeah… Cyber Goth/Raver/Industrial. I love the Dread locks in her hair. They look good with blonde. I love the outfit, but by the looks of it she dressed down from what many wear. She seemed to have been keeping it basic. Love it! ^_^
May 12th, 2012
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