March 20th, 2011
Southeast: #5 Read It & Weep Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
Ohh snap! We could have a bracket buster on our hands here. Joe Dirt hairstyles are a cornerstone of PoWM, but will it be enough to overthrow the always classic gross nasty chick wearing far too little?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Southeast: #5 Read It & Weep Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt,
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12. :::gag::::
March 20th, 2011
I honestly can’t say which is worse.
March 20th, 2011
(giving the chick the benefit of the doubt…hey maybe she’s pregnant…)
But 12 is just plain ole gross.
March 20th, 2011
#12
March 20th, 2011
they actually would make a great couple, as long as they would not breed…
March 20th, 2011
For once I am at a loss for words here.
March 20th, 2011
I don’t think #5 is all that bad. Yes, she’s wearing a little less than she should be for walmart or anywhere else except the beach or pool. But, I’ve seen worse. So, my vote is for #12, because that’s BAD!
March 20th, 2011
#12. There’s got to be something living in that nappy weed sack atop his head.
March 20th, 2011
I believe that girl is expecting a baby. Sure looks that way. If so, she doesn’t need to be on here. But throwing a T shirt on over the swimsuit would have been a wise move.
March 20th, 2011
Gotta go Joe dirt
March 20th, 2011
Gross nasty chick could have a pretty face? LOL I have to go with Joe Dirt on this one. His DNA is just programmed to be trashy
March 20th, 2011
#12, because you have to be that awesome to be compared to Joe Dirt.
March 20th, 2011
Is that a possum tail coming out the side of her shorts…OMG…I have heard of gerbils and hamsters but dayum.
12 – Jack Klugman incognito. Faked his own passing.
March 20th, 2011
REALLY? GROSS AND NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
March 20th, 2011
Ive seen worse than #5 on this site. At least her buttcrack isnt being “aired out.”
March 20th, 2011
# 5 is absolutely the worse that is just gross
March 20th, 2011
I wonder if #12 brought his meteor with him to walmart.
March 20th, 2011
Both are really truly awful. You’ve gotta love the sex kitten pose #5 has struck. “You want some of this here back fat, baby?” The guy behind the counter is choking back either hysterical laughter or vomit or both. However, Joe Dirt gets my vote because that’s hands down THE most disgusting mullet I’ve ever seen, and I’m from Texas.
March 20th, 2011
Seriously! What sort of mirror are these folks looking into?
March 20th, 2011
I would much rather see the joe dirt impersonator. That chick is effin disgusting
March 20th, 2011
Joe dirt
March 20th, 2011
You know I have to go with 5. If you gave Captain Mullet over there a hat, he wouldn’t be so bad. That nastiness in the other photo needs A LOT more than a hat.
March 20th, 2011
oh my sweet baby Jesus!
March 20th, 2011
#12 because I think it doubles as his pet too!
March 20th, 2011
Whoever determined the seeds in this tourney’s flipped the numbers. #12 by a landslide.
March 20th, 2011
Man, David Spade has really let himself go in a big way!!
March 20th, 2011
OMG!
That HAS to be Joe Dirt’s dad!
It HAS to be!!!
I am waiting for the day someone takes a pic of someone like this with 5-10 little “joe dirt’s” with mullets running around in the Bob Seger music isle!
March 20th, 2011
OMG! Asking me to vote between these two is like asking me if I’d rather listen to Hannah Montana or Jusitn Bieber….Either way, I’d throw up!
March 20th, 2011
Both are appetite killers, but Joe Dirt is definitely the more nauseating.
March 20th, 2011
#12…Life’s a garden, DIG IT!
March 20th, 2011
12!
March 20th, 2011
#12
March 20th, 2011
Life’s a Garden…Dig it!!!!!!! Go Joe Dirt!!!!
March 20th, 2011
I’ve voted for quite a few big chicks in unflattering clothing so my vote goes to $12, because I’m pretty sure either something is living in his hair or the hair itself is alive.
March 20th, 2011
12
March 20th, 2011
I just think, if you have a good body, ya know if ya got it like that, go for it. BUT she does not and even if she did, Wmart is not the place to show it. Man, she needs to get all that worked out!
March 20th, 2011
Hey #5 whats your friend up to tonight? She looks like my cousin what ya say we go get some keystoned beer & beef jerkey in my hemi, hop in the hot tube so I can blow some bubbles up your
March 20th, 2011
I think this may be a toss up. I have to feel a little sorry for the old geezer who just can’t let go of his Elvis inspired pompadour, while trying to add youthfulness to it with the long mullet feature. (he looks like he made a wig out of Spanish moss) The woman in red is just plain tacky and without class.
March 20th, 2011
#12
March 20th, 2011
#5 is only funny becasue she looks like trash and she is next to a trash can. But i would still have to go with 12, His hair is horrible.
March 20th, 2011
#12 because he deserves extra points for figuring out the perfect ratio of dryer lint and hair spray to get that look.
March 20th, 2011
#12
March 20th, 2011
#5 guess when you bust out of your swimsuit just grab a pair of scissors and go on with your life.
March 20th, 2011
12
March 20th, 2011
I vote for the chick in the bathing suit and you better take me seriously as i have been the 100,000 viewer at least a hundred times on PoWM !!! I have yet to recieve my free computer or my 1000 dollar gift cetificate thats not supprising the dipshits at PoWM can’t count so I doubt that they can address my gifts ….just stop you assholes!!! blink your own screen if you like that sort of thing while you are trying to view funny pics
March 20th, 2011
12….NICE Hair
March 20th, 2011
I vote for #12 because it’s funny. #5 is just disgusting.
March 20th, 2011
The chick with the “gunt in progress” gets my vote.
March 20th, 2011
#5 all the way!!
March 20th, 2011
hmmmm, no morals or inbred?????
March 20th, 2011
I think #5 could really be my sister, YUCK!
March 20th, 2011
Tough call, but #5 by a fat glob
March 20th, 2011
A Boufant Mullet…winner!
March 20th, 2011
Who would you rather be stuck on an island with? In THAT case, #12 wins…
At least #5 is easy on the eyes…
March 20th, 2011
You know how there is always a #12 that upsets a #5? The streak continues! This #12 can go pretty deep into the PoWM tourney!
March 20th, 2011
#12 KAAAK
March 20th, 2011
#12 –Dirty Joe. Looks like he has used the “No-Shampoo” shampoo a few dozen times more than he should have.
March 20th, 2011
#12- Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt!!!
March 20th, 2011
#12. Ugh.
March 20th, 2011
Joe dirt you rock
March 20th, 2011
Holy gnarly rat’s nest Batman! That’s gotta be the nastiest, dirtiest, “hair-do” I’ve ever seen! Joe Dirtè for the win!
March 20th, 2011
#12 Joe Dirt! Belongs in the mullet Hall of Fame!
March 20th, 2011
Instead of a hat, he wears this thick, fluffy mullet to keep his head warm.
March 20th, 2011
# 12 Now that’s whatcha call Stylin with Road Kill…
March 20th, 2011
5
March 20th, 2011
#5 by a gut.
March 20th, 2011
#12 wins…. and bonus points if a chipmunk pops its head out of that nest on his foreheard
March 20th, 2011
#12.
March 20th, 2011
Gotta go with #12, because I’m a mullet kind of gal.
March 20th, 2011
#12 I agree, spanish moss, dryer lint and hair spray. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if something crawled out of there
March 20th, 2011
#12
March 20th, 2011
Have to go with #12 because what would happen if baby jesus came back and I didnt vote for joe dirt.
March 20th, 2011
The day they finally cut #12′s hair will be the day they find out what really happened to the Lost Colony of Roanoke. He certainly looks old enough!
March 20th, 2011
#5 is a victim of poor photographic skills. If the word “TRASH” on the right side of the picture wasn’t cut in half, it would have been a case of classic irony.
#12 is clearly unaware that a live badger is perched atop his head. I can easily make out the nose, eyes and ears without straining my imagination in the least.
I give it to number 5 only because I’m afraid to piss off a man with a badger on his head. He’s dangerous and unpredictable and I’m afraid he may show up at my house.
March 20th, 2011
Its pronouced Dee air Tay. Makes it sound French.
March 20th, 2011
#5 gross nasty bitch is clearly the winner. Yeah I respect the mullet, hell i even fear the mullet. but gross nasty bitch is my ex, and she is perfect PoWM material!!
March 20th, 2011
#12, absolutely. #5 is a little under dressed but there’s nothing showing that shouldn’t be, really. I mean, her boobs or behind aren’t hanging out, no butt crack showing, etc. #12, I’d be surprised if there weren’t things living in there.
March 20th, 2011
5
March 20th, 2011
I vote for #5… why do they even make swimsuits like that for anyone bigger than a 10????
March 20th, 2011
#5–its not the walcreature, its the fact that she is standing by “trash”.
Admin, can you fix the photo so we see the “trash” depository? thats the whole punchline of the photo. Without it, she is just another walcreature.
March 21st, 2011
Joe Dirt is seeded too low.
March 21st, 2011
#5 – GROSS!
March 21st, 2011
# 12!! Is that a dead cat on his head??
March 21st, 2011
#5 is just gross!! #12 is just too funny!
March 21st, 2011
Methinks #12 is the same guy as #1 Need More Supplies. Anyone agree?
March 21st, 2011
12!
Looks like he’s been applying a half a bottle of hairspray every morning his whole life… and never washed any of it out!
March 21st, 2011
#12 what a beaut!
March 21st, 2011
#12
March 21st, 2011
#12 It looks like his hair color is running down his cheek.
March 21st, 2011
read it and weep……….hmmm she could look alot worse, she gets my vote
March 22nd, 2011
#5, you know as soon as she gets out the doors she’s taking off the shorts so she is more comfortable! I wish we had a front shot just to see how little is covered!
March 22nd, 2011
#5. I love me some pale-ass skin showin’ woman.
March 22nd, 2011
#12 Joe Dirt, she looks preggo
March 22nd, 2011
@Sweetpea
I still say thats the paint snuffer from #1 Need More Supplies.
Waddya think?
March 22nd, 2011
12
March 22nd, 2011
There is a question here? Slightly overweight/early pregnancy woman in a weird top or a man with a matted quiff? The horror of the hair is so so much worse that a bit of bare side. #12
March 22nd, 2011
#12- “Life’s a garden, dig it!”…you go Joe!
March 23rd, 2011
12!
March 23rd, 2011
#12
March 23rd, 2011
#5, while the mullet is a hairdoo, skank is a lifestyle
March 23rd, 2011
5…she’s hot!..in a sick distorted sort of way.
March 23rd, 2011
She’s obviously pregnant and in a bathing suit and shorts though… not really gross?
March 25th, 2011
Lets see more read em and weep. Joe Dirt is more gross
March 27th, 2011
how could someone with any dignaty leave the house like this
March 30th, 2011
They are both horrible but at least #5 is covered in vital parts. #12 makes me itch wondering what is living in there.
April 2nd, 2011
5 looks bad, but I’m sure 12 SMELLS BAD!! YUCK!
August 15th, 2011
I personally have to give it to # 12. 5 could hit the gym,pilates, buy a whole shirt or somthing. It took 12 10 yrs. & some massive stones to grow that u.f.o. Landing pad!!!
April 13th, 2012
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