March 20th, 2011
Southeast: #6 Beat Drums Vs. #11 I Don’t Wanna Grow Up
One looks like a Muppet, the other looks like she still watches the Muppets. (Full disclosure, I still watch the Muppets because they are f*ckin’ awesome, but you get what I’m saying with the joke).
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Southeast: #6 Beat Drums Vs. #11 I Don't Wanna Grow Up,
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I love #6′s Outfit! I wear tha fur leggings too, They sell them in stripper shops, they are made for dance wear! So HOTT!!!
March 20th, 2011
They’re both men, aren’t they?
March 20th, 2011
Drum beats! Nice boots!
March 20th, 2011
#11
March 20th, 2011
Tie. They’re both so awful. As a black person, I just look at #6 and die a little inside. I think,the crypt keeper, #11, has gotten a little too in touch with her inner child.
March 20th, 2011
Gotta love the leggings, she reminds me of a cross between Janice and Animal (Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem)!
March 20th, 2011
#11 Mammy Yokum gets my pity vote.
March 20th, 2011
#6 – her bag doesn’t match her boots
March 20th, 2011
By FAR #11! She looks like she just escaped from an insane asylum!! Red is just a ghetto stripper, but Rabid Granny? Scaaaaaaaaaarryyyy!!!!
March 20th, 2011
# 6 I like the Muppet look
March 20th, 2011
#11..Now we know “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”..she’s shopping at Walmart.
March 20th, 2011
Big Red is pretty good…but I give this one to Goodwill Granny because a floral blouse with striped shorts and hiking boots topped of with a lotus beats all!
March 20th, 2011
They are both god aweful. It looks like one on right has no fasion sense. And on the right needs to grow up. My vote is left.
March 20th, 2011
#6: Loses points for being a dude.
#11: Impressive shin muscles for an elderly meth head.
I vote #11 for the upset.
March 20th, 2011
Wait, is ‘I don’t wanna grow up’ sitting outside the hair salon? If she’s done with her appointment, no wonder the place is empty. Oh, and her worker boots are rockin’!
March 20th, 2011
i say they both win – for daring to be different – if even a bit whacked.
aside from the blast of COLOR in your face, the left doesn’t have anything hanging out, no nasty crack show; it’s decent. Eyes aren’t left burned.
the right is bold if not a bit sad but also nothing nasty to have to hurt eyes with.
March 20th, 2011
hmm…maybe #11 IS only 8..smoking will age you…
March 20th, 2011
Rip up your PoWM brackets now, as #11 upsets #6
March 20th, 2011
Wouldn’t ya just LOVE to see where they live??????? #6
March 20th, 2011
My vote is with #11. Little Orphan Annie has refused to grow up.
March 20th, 2011
Gotta go with Animal and #6
BTW
Muppets are f*ckin’ awesome!
March 20th, 2011
Your all nuts because #11 has Nuts thats a Man look at the legs and face. (Man) and #6 Who cares
March 20th, 2011
#6 Beat Drums for the win; growing up is overrated!
March 20th, 2011
Heck! I WANT A PAIR OF MUPPET BOOTS! Those things are so freakin’ awesome!!!!!! lol
March 20th, 2011
#11 … the landlady from “Kingpin” beats ghetto boot-y hands down
March 20th, 2011
If that was the guy in the grey t-shirts birthday present, I see why he brought her back to Walmart….bow & all! (I wouldn’t unwrap it either!!)
March 20th, 2011
#6, why would you wear them boots out in public? What could crawl up in between each little hair and live in them? Gross. Stank.
March 20th, 2011
How Elmo dolls had to die to make those boots? #6 in a fiery red victory dance!
March 20th, 2011
#11. Hahaha, WTF is on her head?
March 20th, 2011
6
March 20th, 2011
#6. Too weird for anywhere but WalMart.
March 20th, 2011
11
March 20th, 2011
#6 – Animal beat drums… animal beat creepy old lady
March 20th, 2011
… last time i’ll try to describe my type of woman on match.com
March 20th, 2011
#11.
March 20th, 2011
Animal beats the Water Lily. #6.
March 20th, 2011
#11 poor granny. If #6 was going clubbing this “might” work. Maybe she’s a cage dancer?
March 20th, 2011
#6. Awesome!
March 20th, 2011
ELEVEN is soooo much grosser.
Girlfriend in the fuzzy boots obviously thinks she is rockin’, and made a serious effort, so I will give her points for confidence.
March 20th, 2011
Geeze Jag!!!!! Mammy Yokum!!!! Showing your age a bit there?? Unfortunately, I too remember who Mammy Yokum was as well!!
March 20th, 2011
Granny seems to have very muscly legs. I think granny is grandpa.
March 20th, 2011
I have the same pair of boots!!! I joke around saying mine took 4 ELMOS’ each to make, I wear mine with a red thong and it drove the ladies wild at the last office party.
March 20th, 2011
@ nooneinparticular
I may not be as old as you think!
March 20th, 2011
Definitely #11!!
March 20th, 2011
#6, I love how her man tried to match. Maybe he’s Doctor Teeth taking Animal out shopping.
March 20th, 2011
The “Hoochie Marching Band Member” or “The Flower-Top Child”? I’d have to give the vote to Hoochie.
March 20th, 2011
I’ve got Grandmah Montana over the bloody Sasquatch.
March 20th, 2011
Tie. They both look crazy as hell.
March 20th, 2011
# 6 hair looks like my television when it’s about to go and # 11 looks like my television when i want it to go…
March 20th, 2011
#6
March 20th, 2011
#11 by far. #6 has some RuPaul-ish tranny action going on, which is cool. But #11…my spidey sense tells me the outfit is just a manifestation of the disorder in her head.
March 20th, 2011
11
March 20th, 2011
#11. period. end of discussion.
March 20th, 2011
#11
March 20th, 2011
#6, though atrocioius, was well planned and executed. #11 just doesn’t care. One vote for #11 please.
March 21st, 2011
#11 in an upset
March 21st, 2011
11 in the upset of the week…. the boy scout hiking boots and socks are by far her advantage
March 21st, 2011
#11 looks like Mammy Yokum after a lobotomy.
March 21st, 2011
11 for sure
March 21st, 2011
The slutty one’s clothes all fit and match. and her bod’s ok. I love those fuzzy legwarmers!
The older lady’s outfit would be perfect for a hike. Looks like it came from Eddie Bauer or LL BEAN. The only problem is that flower! I’m also a woman with a mannish facial structure, so this is an issue I’m particularly aware of:
Things a mannish-faced woman CAN NOT pull off:
glitter
hello kitty
delicate jewelry
cutesie-pie toques with animal ears
angora
AND Fun hair accessories
March 21st, 2011
#11 looks like Willie Nelson in drag!
March 21st, 2011
#11, of course, the Coal-Miner’s Granny. Sad, but I’ll betcha she’s only 35 years old.
March 21st, 2011
#6
March 21st, 2011
#11 She has a tiny, tiny hat. @POPANATOR Sometimes you crack me up, sometimes you gross me out. Today you did both.
March 21st, 2011
I live in east texas and #11 is from here! She is SUPER CRAZY! I vote #11
March 22nd, 2011
#11 is representing Longview, Texas. Go get em girl LoL
March 22nd, 2011
#11! you could find # 6 anywhere but 11 is special and in need of some POWM lovin!
March 22nd, 2011
So, I’ve actually seen #11 in person. She’s in Texas…and…she’s by far the cutest creepiest person I have ever seen or had the pleasure to overhear in conversation.
March 22nd, 2011
6
March 22nd, 2011
I know the second lady lol! I worked for walmart and did a remodel at the store she frequents!!! Shes not exactly all there in the head but she’s sweet! Haha
March 22nd, 2011
11. Sex appeal was the deciding factor, and girl, you never had it, did you?
March 23rd, 2011
I’m going to propose the possibility that #11 might still have the mind of a child. I’ve worked with many elderly child-mind people. #6 looks capable of cognitive thinking, but chose not to use it, so she is worse.
March 23rd, 2011
#6, she spent more on those boots, furry things than the old lady did in the whole outfit
March 23rd, 2011
6
March 23rd, 2011
Is that a small pink cowgirl hat on her head or a small pink confectionery of some sort?
March 24th, 2011
haha! #11 is who we call the “Flower lady” at our Longview, tx walmart!! hahaha…my wife literally gave her some of our nieces flower headbands and she cried! She’s a very nice creepy lady I might add….my vote is for #11!
April 2nd, 2011
#6- id say this because ive seen a black president but not a black austin powers and his trustie sidekick
April 6th, 2011
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