September 27th, 2009
Half And Half
Tags: hair, hairstyle
I can’t decide if I want the Sinead O’Connor look or the always stylish mullet. I’ll just get the best of both worlds and put a brown stripe in between so people can pick which they like best.
Virginia
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Looks like an albino raccoon sleeping on her head.
September 27th, 2009
new age bowl-cut.
September 27th, 2009
I hope she’s looking for a card that says “Sorry I fucked up your face, but look what you did to my hair.” Does hallmark even make that?? I’m sure they do.
September 27th, 2009
Sinead O’Mullet.
September 27th, 2009
Is THAT why Brett Michael’s wears a bandana all the time? I’m betting this is his mom, and that sporadic brown hair growth is herditary. Poor guy.
September 27th, 2009
…can you imagine going to the salon and describing this hairstyle to someone? No, don’t bleach the entire thing, I need to have a dark brown stripe going through the middle. Yes, buzz all of it except for the last inch or two, I want it to fan out over my neck.
September 27th, 2009
It’s no one’s birthday. She’s reading the cards for a laugh.
September 27th, 2009
seriously! what are these people thinking?!
September 27th, 2009
Why do I suddenly hear “Beauty School Drop Out” in the back ground?
September 27th, 2009
It’s Brian Bosworths mom
September 27th, 2009
Hairdressers of the world….PLEASE just say NO!
September 27th, 2009
Racing stripe? I bet that makes her move real fast!
September 27th, 2009
Seems clear enough to me- she likes her hair short and her man likes to have something to hold on to while he’s taking her from behind. This cut keeps them both happy. Plus, she probably thinks it looks chic.
September 27th, 2009
Looks like someone wandered into the cosmetology school for the blind!!! Kinda looks like the Barbie my sister jacked up with scissors and a felt pen when we were kids.
September 27th, 2009
You just can’t be an organic sweetband.
September 27th, 2009
She needs to buy us all a sympathy card for having to look at this hairstyle.
September 27th, 2009
Birthday Card: $2
The look on everyone’s face when they see her new hairdo: Priceless.
September 27th, 2009
Her hair dresser must have been tripping on acid when they came up with this monstrosity.
September 27th, 2009
Maybe she’s just a huge Nascar fan and this is her own personal “ode to the track”. It is Walmart after all…
September 27th, 2009
I want to blow on the top of her head and make a wish if all the hair flies away.
September 27th, 2009
From this side it looks like Santa Claus in a blindfold
September 27th, 2009
For the life of me I can’t figure out why, but it makes me think of MC Escher.
September 27th, 2009
Don’t forget the orange boat neck blouse that screams “I GOT A GIFT CARD TO SOMEWHERE OTHER THAT WALLY WORLD!”
September 27th, 2009
For some reason I want to know if she has bangs on the front….
September 27th, 2009
At first I thought that it was a hat, but then I realized that that’s actually her hair.
September 27th, 2009
All business on top; party on the bottom!!!
September 27th, 2009
at first glance i thought it was a raccoon that somehow had turned halfway into a human. that brown stripe probably goes across her forehead connected to her eyebrows…*shudder*
September 27th, 2009
The only band this woman needs is a lap-band!
September 27th, 2009
Don’t laugh, she’s rockin the Kate Gosselin look.
September 27th, 2009
Its like, she always has a headband when she needs one
September 27th, 2009
looks like her lezbian lover was sitting on her face out in the car while on her period
September 27th, 2009
Walmartus Snuffaluffagus (n)- Rare in Europe but common creature in the USA , frequently sighted at Wal-Mart stores. Bleached blonde hair, with a brown stripe to attract unsuspecting males and females. Mating call reminiscent of a elephant. Only danger creature poses, is when she likes it on top, and when you make direct contact with creatures eyes. Her frightful sight will make one persons eyes bleed, and scream in horror….
September 27th, 2009
Just…..no.
September 27th, 2009
i believe its called a 50/50 dike mullet, worn most often by educated and/or dominate lesbians!!
September 27th, 2009
I think it is a furry headband which is strange also
do you think she looked in the mirror and said “hey I look good”
September 27th, 2009
It’s a “fill-to” line for her hairdresser; that bleach won’t measure itself, y’know.
September 27th, 2009
If this woman was my Mom I would not let her go out like this. I would offer to buy her a “Go F*** Yourself” baseball cap like the grandma in the other picture has!
September 27th, 2009
Brian H- OMG!! LOL!! Your comment should sooo be the caption for this picture!
September 27th, 2009
I am shocked she thinks this looks good. I really have nothing clever to say but dammit woman…this does not look good.
September 27th, 2009
To me this doo says something large, like: I am A Bulldike, I am the Man in the house and i continue to embrace my femininity with the length in the back (thats so mom and dad dont think im actually a dike) but if you make fun of me, or my hair I will whack the shit outta you with my purse which is more like a wallet on a chain
September 27th, 2009
her hairdresser (and i use the term loosely) should have her license revoked, then burned. THEN, THIS woman should be treated to a beat-down with a sock full of quarters for goin’ outta’ the house this way. hard to believe she wasn’t “chemically enhanced” when she asked for this ‘do.
September 27th, 2009
That is one ugly ass haircut and color. I can only imagine where she went to get that do’. Cousin Crystal who never finished beauty school perhaps??
September 27th, 2009
Why wouldn’t she want a racing stripe to go with the orange curtain material shirt she’s wearing? I’m also guessing she’s in the greeting card section buying a thank you card for her hair stylist.
September 27th, 2009
could that be susan powter in diguise? (google her name)
September 27th, 2009
It really looks like a sweatband instead of colored hair to me.
September 27th, 2009
She doesn’t know that horizontal stripes make things look bigger.
September 27th, 2009
Looks like someone knocked her down in the parking lot and ran over hear head with a muddy bicycle tire!
September 27th, 2009
OMFG!!! This is a HOT MESS!!!! Why would anyone leave a skid mark like that on a womens head?
September 27th, 2009
I don’t believe this is actually in a Walmart -
September 27th, 2009
rather stylish for Virginia.
September 27th, 2009
OMIGOD!! WHY do fat, middle age women INSIST on trying to look different?
September 27th, 2009
She’s actually a big time NBA fan, she wanted a permanent headband…
……she also has Anthony and Nuggets shaved into her chest and backhair.
September 27th, 2009
looks like a milano cookie balanced on a persimmon
September 27th, 2009
If she’s confused about her hair . . . can you imagine how long she’s going to be to pick out a card!?!
September 27th, 2009
Three words: Possum Hair Donation
September 27th, 2009
I used to be a hair stylist, and there was an unwritten motto among us: friends don’t let friends have mullets. If I had to do this woman’s hair I think I’d need a good drink beforehand.
September 27th, 2009
lol that’s pretty hot bro’s
September 27th, 2009
That’s Kate Gosselin in 20 years. and about 30 pounds
September 27th, 2009
I sincerely hope she didn’t pay money for this!
September 27th, 2009
Oh my god, I though he was wearing a headband!!
September 27th, 2009
Oh my god…I thought he was wearing a headband!!!
September 27th, 2009
That is the official Walmullet.
September 27th, 2009
Personal style statement: “I’m the not-so-fine line between business and and party.”
A buzlet? Buzz/Mullet? She refuses to be defined…
September 27th, 2009
Holy crap!! That person’s head looks like my husbands underwear!
September 27th, 2009
Carol Brady has not done well since she found out Mike was a huge leather queen.
September 28th, 2009
“So tell me, how would you like your hair done?”…..”Well, I want a hollywood blonde sinead shave with a sweet southern mullet in the back and how about a dark skidmark in the middle to make it pop.”
September 28th, 2009
Okay , this hairdo might look strange but I have seen stranger hairdos. I wish people would worry about other things than just people’s hairdos.
September 28th, 2009
is this actually at walmart??
September 28th, 2009
Femullet.
September 28th, 2009
Yup that’s the new card center at Wally World, Erin.
September 28th, 2009
Ethel often wondered what it would be like to stick her head in blender. Now we all know.
September 28th, 2009
it looks like someone wiped their ass with her head
September 28th, 2009
It’s called a “Mudflap”
All the rage at the truck stops
September 28th, 2009
I can’t believe any self-respecting stylist would do that to a person!
September 28th, 2009
Wait, I know! Her hair transplants are FINALLY growing in on top!!!
September 28th, 2009
People!! Can’t you see, her hair transplants are finally growing in on top!!?!
September 28th, 2009
Half and half what?! weasel and skunk? wolverine and bat? raccoon and muskrat? Or half done at the salon and the rest at the beauty school happy hour?
September 29th, 2009
It’s the red-neck Kate Gosselin style!
September 29th, 2009
she’s got the best of both worlds alright, looking for a card that sings that as well it seems. hannahs’s all over that wall
September 30th, 2009
This is what happens when you get you’re hair did at the Wal-mart salon.
September 30th, 2009
thats not a head band!
September 30th, 2009
Back in the 80′s, skinhead chicks used to wear their hair that way – was called a ‘fringe’… would not surprise me if this woman, a walmart shopper, was a white white supremist
October 1st, 2009
That cannot be real. It mustn’t. Please…
October 2nd, 2009
Where do people like this work at?
October 2nd, 2009
Business in the front, party in the back!
October 3rd, 2009
It’s the reverse Kate Gosslin.
October 3rd, 2009
Let me tell you something, brother. Hulkamaniacs have to go shopping too. I don’t see anything wrong with looking good at the Walmart, dude! So what you going to do, peopleofwalmart.com, when the Hulkster and his Hulkamaniacs run WILD on YOOOOUU!!!! *rips off shirt, flexes*
October 4th, 2009
it looks like she had somebody hold her by the cankles and dip her in a bucket of bleach, then bleach the back, you know, to tie it all together
October 5th, 2009
So, the width of the band means that we’ll have a short winter, right? Oh? That’s not a catterpillar?
October 5th, 2009
NO FREAKIN’ WAY…..
October 5th, 2009
I love how she’s in the aisle with the Hannah Montana cards.
October 5th, 2009
Looks like one of those things you sit outside your door to wipe all the dirt/mud off your shoes before you come in.
October 6th, 2009
How you guys are consistently this funny day after day is impressive… sure the photos are good but it’s the captions that make the site.
I’m 20 pages deep into your site and have to return to my life now.
October 13th, 2009
OMG I know this person! I work with her! WTF!
October 13th, 2009
It’s probably a hat with spiky hair on top, like a beanie hat. I have a ravens hat like that from Walmart except with yellow spiky hair (:
October 15th, 2009
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October 19th, 2009
Looks like she could only fit her head 2/3 of the way up her ass
October 27th, 2009
My late fiancee had a hair style somewhat like this after she had brain surgery for the tumor that caused her to have a stroke. They shaved the front of her head, she kept some of it in the back. Sure she could have just thought this was a cool hair style or something, just don’t be that judgemental all the time. I like this site as much as the next guy, but remember that everything isn’t always the way you think it is.
October 29th, 2009
It’s a hat. A brown skull cap with white fuzzies the same color as her hair. If you look at the white part on top you can see the brown under it. You can also see how the hat goes past her ears in front. That would be a very odd hairline.
November 1st, 2009
uh not ok
November 6th, 2009
I live in Virginia Beach…and unforunately this lady lives in the area. I see her at wal mart on lynnhaven parkway all the damn time.
Unfortunately yall, this is her style….this was no accident. it’s been that way for years.
November 18th, 2009
Is that a crap hatband?
November 28th, 2009
OMG…LOL…I so know this woman…ha ha ha! I used to work with her…to answer the question of bangs…she has the WWE guy, Tyson Kidd bang cut…lol…this is too funny!
March 20th, 2012
how wonderful you must all feel, knowing that you are so far superior to the people in these pictures.
August 5th, 2012
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