March 16th, 2011
The Blue Poodle
You look like a big blue poodle and I wanna kick you. Do you realize how angry with myself that makes me? I love dogs. Love ‘em! And yet your little stunt here is bringing out a side in me I don’t like. Do something about it or I’ll put you to sleep.
Missouri
The Blue Poodle,
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March 16th, 2011
Why are you always so hating on so small things? Isn’t there a better caption you can think of? Seriously, your captioning skills are lacking severely.
March 16th, 2011
That guy up there must be a midget…
March 16th, 2011
Somebody needs to consult with Ellie May and tell her that women don’t dress like that when they come to town.
March 16th, 2011
I think its Dolly Parton…
March 16th, 2011
All I can say is, at least she matches, and glad to see that her ass crack or boobs arent showing..lol
March 16th, 2011
P.B.
Yes?
March 16th, 2011
That. Is. Intense.
March 16th, 2011
..
March 16th, 2011
More from the show me state
March 16th, 2011
Hi sweetie
March 16th, 2011
It is like she is the Cruella Deville of muppets. Poor Cookie Monster.
March 16th, 2011
The outfit’s bad enough. But making yourself a fake quiff/mullet to go with it by scraping all your hair up/back? Gutsy.
March 16th, 2011
Why do I picture George Washington when I see that hair?
March 16th, 2011
She makes the fat person behind her look like a hippo, and the hippo makes the blue meanie look like L. Lohan.
March 16th, 2011
Smurfette: the post-fame years.
March 16th, 2011
Did you ever want to do a smurf- not till now
March 16th, 2011
I am seriously jealous of this outfit!
March 16th, 2011
nice dress… love the hair!
March 16th, 2011
i have seen this lady a few times. this is an odd oufit, but see usually dresses really fancy, like the dresses from way back in the day. hair always looks the same too.
March 16th, 2011
I wonder if she has had this outfit since her hair matched her wig?
March 16th, 2011
Well, you can burn my house
Steal my car
Drink my liquor
From an old fruit jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh, honey, lay off of my shoes
March 16th, 2011
You know that has to be a dude….just sayin
March 16th, 2011
This woman must sleep upside down, hanging by her ankles.
March 16th, 2011
WOW cant think of anything else just WOW
March 16th, 2011
That waist looks corseted! She may have an odd sense of style, but at least she takes the time to put herself together before going out.
March 16th, 2011
Curly blond mullet carpet?
March 16th, 2011
looks like dolly parton haha
March 16th, 2011
What the hell is it with your anger issues? Who cares if we can laugh at her, why are you mad about it? If it wasn’t for stuff like this you would be unemployed.
March 16th, 2011
What about the wide-load up ahead?
March 16th, 2011
Smurfette all grown up?
March 16th, 2011
OH MY GOD thats my store/lol she comes in all the time.i should take a pic of her face pure baby powder white.
March 16th, 2011
Branson Pole Stripper…
March 16th, 2011
Smurf hooker
March 16th, 2011
Dolly Parton, obviously not workin’ 9 to 5….
March 16th, 2011
IM BLUE DABADEEDABADI!!!!
March 16th, 2011
I think she is in a show and she is getting drinks for everybody in the show.
March 16th, 2011
Awesome outfit, terrible caption. Bonus to the lady in blue for a. covering her body properly, b. having an average size body, and c. having guts to be herself!
March 16th, 2011
the original lady gaga
March 16th, 2011
This what Leeann Rhimes was looking at??
March 16th, 2011
Even if she looks like a blue poodle, shame on you for wanting to hurt even a dog like creature. At least she is out and about and not chained to a dog house!
March 16th, 2011
“How much is that doggie in the window….at Wal-mart?
March 16th, 2011
I like it.
March 16th, 2011
Later that night she broke her hip during the Swan Lake presentation at the nursing home
March 16th, 2011
Hey, Grannies can get their groove on too… they just do it differently… she’s probably hot to trot at the nursing home ball room dance party.
March 16th, 2011
my first thought was Whoville……and now I am humming the Grinch song.
March 16th, 2011
??? Where did these people all go to shop before there were Walmart’s???
March 16th, 2011
No way that’s a guy with that wasp-waist. Could set your watch by that hourglass.
March 16th, 2011
The really scary question is, “Does the carpet match the drapes?”
March 16th, 2011
This is what happens when you shop for your clothes at Petsmart.
March 16th, 2011
She probably works at a show in Branson and sometimes stops by the store before changing out of her costume. Get over it.
March 16th, 2011
Could you imagine her with Willie the Pimp at her side? Now that would be an interestingly dressed duet!
March 16th, 2011
I was browsing through the pictures for Missouri…. Has anyone noticed this is the same woman from the picture on October 1st, 2010
Cougar In The Wild? I wonder what her closet looks like!!!!
March 16th, 2011
I like her outfit. Very becoming. Now the person across the aisle, that’s another story.
March 16th, 2011
Winner of the Branson, MO Dolly Parton drag queen rock-off, 2011!
March 17th, 2011
I thought the walcreature was the fatty in the pink. I see nothing wrong with Dolly Parton’s stunt double.
March 17th, 2011
Knew this was from Missouri and it has to be BRANSON!
March 17th, 2011
This princess got kicked outta Disney Stars on Ice and kept the outfit.
March 18th, 2011
I guess ive been married too long because id tear into that like a retard into a new box of crayons !
March 21st, 2011
HAHA wow i work at this walmart and this lady comes in all the time in this stuff she is so weird haha FESTUS WALMART
March 22nd, 2011
I’ve seen her, in person, too. Right before Christmas she was dressed head-to-toe in white, and said she always wanted to be a Snow Princess.
But I didn’t see her at WalMart – I saw her at Goodwill in Arnold, MO.
March 23rd, 2011
that fat chick behind the blue lady is my math teacher!!! hahaha
April 11th, 2011
I think this is dolly parton visiting Branson!!
May 10th, 2011
IS THAT ONE OF THOSE BIRDS FROM ANGRY BIRD????
May 12th, 2011
i used to work at payless and that lady came in ALL the time ALWAYS dressed in wierd outfits.
June 29th, 2011
She always makes my day! You can’t help but smile at her wonderfully entertaining outfits. She’s very sweet too. She sat on a bench talking to my 10 yr old daughter and was making fun of someone else’s hair in the check out lane!! My daughter couldn’t believe it!
July 11th, 2011
i just seen this lady at walmart and i took a min to talk to her,shes actually a vey nice lady and atleast she dresses up and dont look like most hoosiers in walmary. also your just jelous because when your her age youll be shitting in ur pants at a nursing home….
August 2nd, 2011
i like mommas comment, she is very sweet!
August 2nd, 2011
Just fugly.
August 13th, 2011
I didn’t know they had Walmarts in Who-ville!
October 12th, 2011
I’m pretty sure this is the lady that comes into the WalMart my mom worked at.
If I’m not mistaken, she used to be a country music star or something. She has a really pretty face though and Mom said she’s super nice.
November 3rd, 2011
Anna:
This was taking at the Walmart in Festus, MO. She’s there all the time and she is super nice. One of the nicest people I’ve met.
January 4th, 2012
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