September 27th, 2009
Wind Me Up!
This wouldn’t seem weird at a circus. But we aren’t at a circus now are we? So I can only assume someone bought a tiny gray car, thought it would be funny to make it look like a wound up toy mouse going around an elephant but then realized he wouldn’t be driving around elephants so he just put elephants on the car.
California
Wind Me Up!,
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“Hey kids you want some free candy?”
September 27th, 2009
aaaw how cute
September 27th, 2009
Why?
September 27th, 2009
Michael Jackson’s secret project before his tragic death. No coincidence it is the “elephant car”. It was to start as a joke and end with “wanna see his trunk”. . . . . . .Gross
September 27th, 2009
He bought the car for mere peanuts. PEANUTS! GET IT? HA HA HA HA HA *ahem* ….sorry.
September 27th, 2009
Wonder how many quarters it took to get that car out of the toy machine??
September 27th, 2009
I bet this guy is in the toy section right now picking up his new victim. “Hey lil boy I got a real fun toy for u to play with once we get to my wind up car.”
September 27th, 2009
So, maybe he’s a Republican? The little wind-up key on the roof would be a clue!
September 27th, 2009
Wonder if he parks it on the street or in his moms basement so he can be close to it all the time
September 27th, 2009
i’m confused why you said the owner and vehicle were not at a circus. They were at Walmart, no?
September 27th, 2009
New rule for vehicle pictures… Wal-Mart needs to be pictured in the background!! For all we know this was taken at clowns-feeding-the-homeless… which wouldn’t make it funny at all!
September 27th, 2009
Chester the Molester’s car. All the kids run up to take a ride and get ridden.
September 27th, 2009
Maybe this car belongs to the guy a few pictures ago who was wearing those Mario Clown Pants?
Why is there a sign on the window that says “Elephant Car” ? Is it not obvious with that elephant on top of the car? People who wouldn’t already know that, probably don’t have reading skills either, rendering that sign pretty useless.
Walmart ISN’T a circus?!!? I think you’re mistaken! The difference is that the circus known as Walmart doesn’t charge an admission price.
September 27th, 2009
Wow i love walmart:)
Don’t you?
September 27th, 2009
Only in California…
September 27th, 2009
I agree with DISGUSTED. All vehicle pics must have the store in the background.
September 27th, 2009
I go by that guys house twice a week. If you think his car is weird you should defiantly see his house. Flags everywhere. It has a town hall sign and its also labeled Andersonvillie prison and you can also get physic readings. His Winnebago says mobile command unit or something crazy.
September 27th, 2009
The captioning of the pictures have really went ‘down hill’.
September 27th, 2009
I sent in a vehicle photo 2 weeks ago,and havent seen it posted on here yet..it was badass..I got the “walmart” in the background WTF?!?! pow?
September 27th, 2009
I’ll give you 10 to 1 the drivers a pedophile.
September 27th, 2009
I’ll give you 10 to 1 the drivers a pedophile.
September 27th, 2009
Ok, WHAT is it with these people decorating their cars like that?
I think NJ has just as many WalMart creepsters as any other state, but I’ve never seen vehicles decorated in these motifs.
September 27th, 2009
I told Ruffin to stop clowning around with his cars…
September 27th, 2009
According to the rear window, they do parties! Who should I call to book this fascinating person?!
September 27th, 2009
i was wondering where my old toy car from the zoo gift shop went!i
September 27th, 2009
This is the only car in America listed as a sex offender….
September 27th, 2009
Sweet ride….bet he used the tempera paint from the craft aisle.
September 28th, 2009
PARTIES? could that by why the license plate is frowning?
September 28th, 2009
PARTIES?? is that why the license plate is so sad?
September 28th, 2009
Hey Travis, what city is this in?
September 28th, 2009
I know the guys who drive this car!
September 28th, 2009
Cars with all that stuff should be illegal. It is a distraction to other drivers and the stuff glued on could come off. Can you imagine some poor kid in a driving school car getting slammed by an elephant or a troll? He would be scarred for life! And is this Walmart across the street from a trailer park? That’s probably where elephant man is.
September 28th, 2009
The torn pair of footy pajamas, the Pokemon cards scattered about in the backseat, Skittles melted into the seats,,,
This was where I lost my virginity.
September 28th, 2009
They need to have a junkyard derby between this car, the Kiasauraus, and Larry’s Autobody. But don’t mess with the DYNOVAN!
September 28th, 2009
I wasn’t so sure it was an elephant car until I saw the words “elephant car” on the window. Then it totally clicked for me.
September 28th, 2009
I find it amazing that he even went as far as to label the car “Elephant Car”… as if we couldn’t tell… really??
September 28th, 2009
Nothing says LOSER quite like shit hand-painted painted on a car.
September 28th, 2009
PARTIES!
Uh, not at my house.
September 28th, 2009
Looks like Michael J. Fox’s meds cause him, unfortunately, to behave eccentrically in other ways
September 28th, 2009
Obviously Joseph Merrick’s car.
Yeah yeah yeah. I know they called him John Merrick in the movie already.
September 28th, 2009
Disgusted – they wanted to take a picture of the car outside of Walmart but decided not to ’cause that Walmart happens to be next to a school and that would violate his parole.
September 28th, 2009
But the back says he does PARTIES! Yes! I want HIM to come to my child’s birthday party! What? Just trying to make sure my kid needs therapy in ten years, that’s all.
September 28th, 2009
who drives that? a mouse lmao get it
September 28th, 2009
Keep him away from children.
September 28th, 2009
I see you can hire them for parties. Or can you hire the car for parties? So is it a clown car? Or just a pedophilemobile? Does it play the same music those ice cream truck jerks play endlessly to lure kiddies out? Is it banned from driving near schools and playgrounds? Can we use that as an excuse to get it off the road?
September 28th, 2009
atleast they didn’t ruin a nice car….
September 28th, 2009
You see cars, trucks, buses, and vans done up like this all the time in southern Asia, from Vietnam to India to Egypt.
http://nitawriter.wordpress.com/2007/08/13/ordinary-truck-art-on-a-highway/
September 28th, 2009
It’s kind of like the tiny clown cars at the circus. I wonder how many assholes climbed out of this when they arrived.
September 28th, 2009
please tell me that doesn’t say “parties” on the back… as if to advertise that the driver “entertains” children…
September 28th, 2009
looks like it has plenty of trunk room!
September 28th, 2009
At least this art work is WAAAAY better than that creepy panda on the camper picture from a while back… Yet another case of just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
September 28th, 2009
It has a speaker on the roof too…you know it plays circus music as he drives it around. Just when you thought a Ford Festiva couldn’t get worse.
September 28th, 2009
My mom saw this and said, “That’s cute.”
September 29th, 2009
You people are retarded. You can clearly say where it says PARTIES on the back of the car. They have a business. It probably is a clown or something that does children’s birthday parties. They do still exist in this world and people do still get them for the parties.
September 29th, 2009
Oh, but Wal-Mart IS a circus!
September 30th, 2009
FESTIVA POWER!!!!!!!! I love this car!!
September 30th, 2009
that’s across the street from my house.
xD
September 30th, 2009
HOLD UP! Wal-Mart up here in Canada IS a circus! That would totally suit Wal-Mart up here…it s actually more like a jungle!
October 1st, 2009
Wow! ITS A YUGO!
Those are screaming metal deathtraps!
My dad had one of those…
apparently Yugos had a tendency to explode… HELLO CAR BOMB! (blow up a walmart parking lot, haha)
October 1st, 2009
heheheheh
October 2nd, 2009
This car is seen around Antelope, Ca. but this is definitely Antelope Ca walmart parking lot from the angle facing the street main street. i recognize the building in the background its a vet clinic
October 3rd, 2009
Should I admit that I used to work at this particular Wal*Mart? Good ole North Highlands…
October 4th, 2009
Where’s the clowns??? Oh yeah, that’s right …… there in Wal-Mart shopping!
October 4th, 2009
Where’s the clowns? Oh yeah, they ae in Wal-Mart!
October 4th, 2009
this guy lives in Sacramento not too far from my house either
October 4th, 2009
I just want to know what the person who owns this car looks like! Im thinking probably something like that scary clown off the movie House of 1000 Corpses LOL
October 4th, 2009
I love that he had to label it, as though people were talking about the Elephant Car and their friends were like “What elephant car are you talking about?”
October 6th, 2009
It’s subtle… But I get the vaguest impression that he likes elephants.
October 8th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that’s an art car for Burning Man in the Nevada desert. Google it. One of the rules of Burning Man is that you can drive around the HUGE camp site if your car is a work of “art”.
I’ve seen some very cool artworks.
This is not one of them.
October 13th, 2009
I bet you 60 midgets popped outta that car!
October 13th, 2009
Ive seen that car before!
October 19th, 2009
I’m so glad that he clarified that it was an “Elephant Car” in his back drivers side window. Thank you sir for clearing up any confusion. I can now go back to living my boring Elephant Car-less life.
October 21st, 2009
Id be embarrassed to park near that thing, let alone drive it..
October 21st, 2009
What gets me about this is, this person actually labeled it “ELEPHANT CAR”. You know just encase we couldn’t understand the concept they were going for.
November 2nd, 2009
Ford Festivas rock!
November 13th, 2009
The neighborhood watch decorated his car instead of plastering his picture all over town.
November 20th, 2009
No! Come on! Climb on my trunk, it’ll be fun! REALLY! No, the 50 yards rule dosen’t apply for Wal-Mart!
November 28th, 2009
the driving schools in our area are quite good in giving basic driving lessons;,~
October 27th, 2010
if you really need to become expert in driving, your really need to enroll in a driving school :’`
November 14th, 2010
omg i live really close to this wal mart… he also comes into the raley’s, a supermarket, i work at… super nice guy… hes not weird… he just has a weird car
April 5th, 2011
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