September 28th, 2009
Holy Cat Lady
Tags: cats, kitty litter

I hope she plans on filling the rest of the cart with air freshners! Seriously though, what has to happen for you to decide you want a mullet, a flannel, and 3,472 cats to hang out with? If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
Wisconsin





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Beautiful
September 28th, 2009
not to be critical but are you sure that she is actually a she?
September 28th, 2009
Well, seeing as it’s Wisconsin, she may be planning for the winter… cat litter helps with traction on icy steps, walkways, etc. Now, if she had another cart filled with cat food…
September 28th, 2009
go out, date, make friends, join a club…..life is to short to die alone in your apartment so you can serve as one last meal for your furry friends…all they are going to find is a pair of reading glasses on top of a pile of old flannel…what a waste
September 28th, 2009
Actually she doesn’t have any pets. Those bags are for her until someone comes down to drain the septic system
September 28th, 2009
She might be buying this to soak up all the oil that her 1984 F150 leaks in her driveway?
September 28th, 2009
You just flood the living room with that stuff and you don’t have to change diapers. My mom used to do that.
September 28th, 2009
mmm a house full of pussy…… sounds like my college days hahaha
September 28th, 2009
Also, she may work for a rescue organization. I can’t imagine how much cat litter the local shelter goes through in a week. There’s a lot of privately run animal rescues, so she could very well be shopping for one of them.
September 28th, 2009
HES USING IT FOR “OIL DRY” LOL…. STILL FUNNY AS HELL!!
September 28th, 2009
PS……….LOOK AT THE FUTURE STRIPPERS IN THE BACK GROUND!!! THERE A LITTLE YOUNG FOR MINI SKIRTS…. GOOD JOB MOM
September 28th, 2009
He’s actually the Lion Keeper at the Wisconsin Zoo………
September 28th, 2009
I think she is a he.
You know what cat litter is good for? Starting fires. They soak up flammables really nicely, and then a tiny match and BOOM!
Any arsons in Wisconsin lately?
Just sayin’.
September 28th, 2009
Maybe she works at a cat shelter, you jackasses. Or just doesn’t want to be going out to get a new bag of litter every week.
September 28th, 2009
Cat litter has lots of great uses.
It is a great cost effective way to get oil off hard surface flooring and concrete floors.
traction for icy driveways
the person in the pic could also be going to the local animal shelter
Also if you have a lot of room, and its on an amazing sale, why not stock up, as long as its kept dry it will last forever
September 28th, 2009
Maybe she works at a cat shelter, you jackasses.
September 28th, 2009
Is that chocolate milk I see?
September 28th, 2009
Luckily she no longer needs to buy litter for all the cats in her freezer.
September 28th, 2009
Earl realized being a lion tamer wasn’t all rhinestone outfits, top hats, whips and lions jumping through hoops………..there was a dirty side to the job.
September 28th, 2009
Cat litter doesn’t expire, so if the price was good I can understand stocking up on the stuff.
September 28th, 2009
Perhaps she….. um….he….no wait….yeah she, is just the custodian at the local elementary school. Gotta have plenty of kitty litter around for when somebody heaves right?
September 28th, 2009
That’s not for the cats…that’s fo soaking up all the oil that is a drippin’ from the 1974 El Camino parked in front lawn…geez he is a tryin’ to be green!
September 28th, 2009
Well at least we know they will be ‘tidy’ cats . . .
September 28th, 2009
Maybe the cats pooped in her kids’ (or grandkids’) sandbox so much, that she just decided to fill it with kitty litter?
September 28th, 2009
It goes so well with frozen food.
September 28th, 2009
Cat litter works great on ice in the winter.. it doesn’t rut out gravel driveways the way salt does.
September 28th, 2009
You’re being ridiculous.
Everybody knows cat litter is used to clean up oil stains from garage floors.
Clearly the lady is a diesel mechanic.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 28th, 2009
Could be a rescuer brah
September 28th, 2009
Really… is this worthy of the site? Your pics are so great… and then you post a lame one like this. Anyone that lives anywhere where the roads ice up knows that a bag of kitty litter is an invaluable tool to keep in your car. C’mon… let’s get back to the truly odd and unstable, not some dude/dudette that is preparing for a northern winter. Quality control, boys! I’m more interested in wtf the little blonde girl in the pink shorts is up to…
September 28th, 2009
This animal obviously craps in a large litter box….what’s the problem?
September 28th, 2009
Uhhh….what is wrong with this picture exactly? You can buy all the litter you want and donate it to the SPCA. It’s something called a good cause.
And some people are notorious for having a lot of cats. Not really anything too heinous about this picture.
Sure, the person in question is wearing flannel and what looks like geek glasses from the 70s or 80s, but in the past couple of days, we’ve seen MUCH worse. Waste of site space.
September 28th, 2009
I’m with dogbitez – this is one of the more pointless ones that show up. Bwahahaha – someone is buying a lot of cat litter, it’s not like it doesn’t have other uses, doesn’t expire, and isn’t used by some organizations in large quantities.
Come back when you have someone buying 40 pounds of cucumbers and 20 gallons of vegetable oil all at the same time. That’s PoW worthy.
September 28th, 2009
it’s what she uses instead of tampons to absorb the pus from the various vaginal sores.
September 28th, 2009
gd it. i just went to the ole walmart today and got six bags o’ litter.
two fat cats + two litter boxes + obsessive cleaning + dread of walmart = creepy lunchtime litter outings at the store by my work.
: /
September 28th, 2009
I didn’t know crazy cat ladies bought kitty litter. I thought they just let the cats poop all over the carpet.
September 28th, 2009
sure lots of reasons for the litter… But there is still no excuse for the rest of this package. Still weak considering recent award winners.
September 28th, 2009
I’m generally pretty mean-
But I would seriously be friends with this lady.
September 28th, 2009
LoL Oh dear Lord, I actually think that “she” is a “he” but damn, you gotta love a sexy mullet paired with flannel and kitty litter….maybe he wants to re-landscape the patch of lawn in front of his mobile home…those clay pieces sure make things look purdy!
September 28th, 2009
umm maybe she was donating it to an animal shelter i mean u never know. but yeah dont be mean to elderly women
September 28th, 2009
How do you know she doesn’t volunteer for an animal shelter and is buying supplies for her job or donating the litter to a shelter? How do you know that maybe she is poor, and she is stocking up for winter (this is Wisconsin, right?) when she needs the litter to put down on the ice so she doesn’t slip and fall? Grow up.
September 28th, 2009
Her water’s ben cut off.
She uses it personally.
So now her future is assured (no pun) she is going for the B&J Ice Cream score.
September 28th, 2009
This is a yawner.
September 28th, 2009
That woman (maybe a woman?) can’t afford to dress any differently, that stuff is like 9 bucks a bag. I imagine her and her house smell like piss and we will be seeing her on the news soon with animal control coming out of her house with gas masks on.
September 28th, 2009
That woman(?) can’t afford to dress differently. That stuff is like 9 bucks a bag. I bet she smells like piss along with her house and a 50 foot radius outside of it. We will be seeing her on the news soon with animal control working 9 hours a day to remove the million cats she has coming out of her house with gas masks on. Crazy ass people in this world.
September 28th, 2009
yea, I’m pretty sure that’s a dude….. but wow, so many cats
September 28th, 2009
Knock it off.. not all “cat people” stink, nor are they crazy. Maybe she’s just compassionate and is going to donate it to the shelter. Numerous time I’ve been seen pushing a cart full of Pine shavings for the local feral rescue to use in the cat colonies.
Like everyone else has said – cat litter is doesn’t expire or go bad.. so if it’s on sale, then buy lots. Plus it looks like she’s buying small bags, maybe she has 4 or 5 cats but can’t lift the big bag, so she buys the small bags to make it easier to handle. My 2 cats can go through a 25lb box of super premium litter in a month. Tidy cat is cheap and crappy, so you have to change it more often.
September 28th, 2009
I totally know this lady! She would show up to Artist meetings with out of focus pictures of all her cats and she used to live in Kansas.
We threatened to call the SPCA and she moved out of state.
September 28th, 2009
my first thought was that she was buying cat litter for an animal shelter or an animal rescue league.
September 28th, 2009
Hey, at least she’s tidy.
September 28th, 2009
When I have the vehicle that can carry that kind of weight, and when products like that, softener salt, charcoal, what eve, are on-sale, I stock up.
And is some parts of the world winter is a-coming.
And in some places that stuff is used for soaking up oil on garage floors.
I think your faultfinding is way off base.
September 28th, 2009
You people are way too serious. If you don’t want to pretend that this person is a crazy cat lady and find a little humor in the situation, maybe this is not your site.
September 28th, 2009
The cat people whining that a shopping cart full of kitty litter isn’t funny are as hilarious as the flannel cat lady herself!
September 28th, 2009
hey . . .
she might be a diesel mechanic . . .
the ball cap and flannel shirt’s a giveaway . .
i’ve got four cats and i don’t think those little asshole would use that much litter in a year . . .
i’m going back to read your hate mail,that’s where the realy funny shit’s at . .
September 28th, 2009
are you sure thats a lady?
September 28th, 2009
Don’t you people think she might be working for an animal shelter or uses kitty litter to clean her garage floor or keeps it for traction on ice in the winter?
No. I think it’s just Jennifer Aniston spending another Saturday night alone doing what she usually does.
September 28th, 2009
I work at a pet store and this is much more common than you think… at least once a shift I’ll have to load 400+ lbs of cat litter into the car of someone who CLEARLY doesn’t work for an animal shelter.
September 28th, 2009
I’d bet her last visit to the doctor was hairball related.
September 28th, 2009
Sue determined this year she wasn’t going to run short on Halloween “treats”.
September 29th, 2009
Been there, done that…for all the logical reasons. But I’m sticking with the Crazy Cat Lady accusation. Mucho funnier.
September 29th, 2009
Facial profile resembles Liza Minelli’s ex-husband David Guest in disguise
September 29th, 2009
If she lives out in the country, she’s probably stocking up so she doesn’t have to make a long trip for litter. That’s how I buy litter and bags of food.
September 29th, 2009
One or two people here beat me on suggesting that the person was buying cat litter for traction reasons—around here this is a more common sight than not in the winter time, or in fall if they’re stocking up.
Either that or she found one hell of a cat litter sale?…
September 29th, 2009
I’m going to have to agree with her shopping for a cat shelter. I have run private rescue, and volunteered at shelters. The amount of kitty litter used is phenomenal. I know, we used to, and I did in mine, clean the litter twice a day, and completely change it every 3 days. Each pan. Everyday. That is a lot of litter.
September 29th, 2009
Clearly, none of you have cats.
Tidy Cat is f*ing expensive. You don’t buy it for oil cleanup, winter traction, or even the kitteh shelter when the generic stuff is on the next pallet for 1/2 the price.
It *is* good litter however, and Walmart is chronic about running out of the stuff for weeks at a time. Anyone with cats knows you don’t change litter brands w/o paying the price. Hence the stocking up – we all do it.
September 29th, 2009
She’s a hoarder–this one has cats.
September 29th, 2009
Maybe the cat litter is for all the ash trays throughout her house.
September 29th, 2009
Clearly, none of you have cats.
Tidy Cat is expensive. You don’t buy it for oil cleanup, winter traction, or even the kitteh shelter when the generic stuff is on the next pallet for 1/2 the price.
It *is* good litter however, and Walmart is chronic about running out of the stuff for weeks at a time. Anyone with cats knows you don’t change litter brands w/o paying the price. Hence the stocking up – we all do it.
September 29th, 2009
how can you tell it’s a she?
September 29th, 2009
i usually buy 5 bags of cat litter a time. last me a bit over a month and is much easier than getting a new bag once a week…
but for the mullet…lol
September 29th, 2009
Thank God she didn’t have a kid on a leash!
September 29th, 2009
There’s always the possibility that she doesn’t own cats, but also doesn’t own a toilet.
September 29th, 2009
It’s the weird cat lady everybody’s afraid of!
September 29th, 2009
Oh, please. I stock up on cheap cat litter when it’s on sale. Cats go through that stuff pretty fast when it’s the nonscoopable kind. PLUS it’s totally awesome to use in the winter when you’re stuck on the ice. Not everyone here in Wisconsin has a 4 wheel drive.
September 29th, 2009
Well said “BWR”. You people are way too serious!
September 29th, 2009
I agree, she is unattractive, but she might have been stocking up because that’s the only litter her cat will use, and she only has maybe one or two cats. Or she could be working for an animal shelter. But that’s not excuse for the shirt.
September 29th, 2009
Quit being cheap. Buy the clump-up stuff. It lasts a LOT longer!
September 29th, 2009
You have all missed the real backstory. This is merely Sigfried and Roy’s towel boy, sent out on an errand that is usually left unmentioned out of respect for the dignity of man-eating white tigers. The litter prevents the tigers from having to cover their poop with one of Roy’s wigs.
September 29th, 2009
maybe she lacks indoor plumbing and those bags are for her oversized litter box?
September 29th, 2009
Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party time! Excellent!!
September 29th, 2009
Could be cleaning up an oil spill
September 29th, 2009
I saw on an episode of Law and Order SVU once that you can use cat litter to soak up the smell of dead bodies…. just sayin.
September 29th, 2009
I’d tap that
September 29th, 2009
if you look closly you see a mustash, ITS A GUY WITH 4MILLION CATS!!!
September 29th, 2009
Gd that’s funny.. I don’t care if it is for snow or an animal shelter.. the caption just cracks me the hell up.. hahaha..
September 29th, 2009
It’s quite simple: her toilet stopped working. Why pay for a plumber when you can just poop and scoop?
September 29th, 2009
Clue phone! It’s for you!
The blue pellets in Tidy Cat cat litter are a staple ingredient for making methamphetamine. I suspect he/she doesnt own any cats at all.
September 29th, 2009
Don’t people use cat litter as a desiccant for cooking meth? Maybe she’s a meth head?
September 29th, 2009
Did anyone consider that this is really not that much kitty litter? yes there are 5 bags but they are stacked across the child seat of that shopping cart… so like 50 lb’s tops? 10 lbs a bag… maybe they just dont sell the family size bags at this walmart
September 29th, 2009
Aww..I think this one is kinda sad.
I’m more interested in the family in the back of the picture–who is trying to lure that little girl back into the stockroom while her mom gawks at the photo taker?! No lady, the pedophile is BEHIND you.
September 29th, 2009
DUH cat litter is use to soak up oil. they most likely own a auto repair shop.
And as pointed out earlier,is used for traction on Ice.
For those of you that thought all that cat litter was for cats, your dumber then the people in most of these pic’s
September 29th, 2009
Obviously she’s collecting 10,000 kitty litter box-tops to earn a free brand new litter box. Did she remember to pick up some yak steaks too?
September 29th, 2009
I work at walmart, and this happens all the time!!
September 29th, 2009
you’re all skirting the obvious.it’s to cover up the smell of the dead body under her trailer!you cat people are way too sensitive.
September 29th, 2009
It’s important to keep your kitty nice and tidy, though a bar of soap and a good razor would of worked just as well.
September 29th, 2009
This lady is going to be on the next episode of “Hoarders”, I just know it….
September 29th, 2009
Not to piss on all the fun here, but it is possible that HE is buying the cat litter because it is cheaper than Oil Dry and he likes to keep a clean driveway.
September 29th, 2009
Maybe they are running a cat sanctuary
September 29th, 2009
I see nothing wrong with this pic.I sometimes buy 30-50 lbs of cat litter myself.I don’t even own a cat but it’s way cheaper than oil dry.
September 29th, 2009
She either works for or runs an animal rescue. It’s so nice that this website couldn’t figure this out and feels the need to upload it and make fun of her. Sure it looks funny, but totally explainable and not strange at all.
September 29th, 2009
I am pretty sure that the new recipe circulating for a meth like substance involves cooking kitty litter. clearly the “lady” is a twitcher/cooker disquised as a “cat lady” stocking up on an ingrediant that is not yet on the DEA radar.
September 30th, 2009
Sorry, but this one just doesn’t cut it. There are many, many practical reasons for someone buying a ton of cat litter. It’s not just for kitties nowadays. I work in a warehouse, and we use a lot of that stuff for cleaning up spills off the concerete floor.
September 30th, 2009
her cats will be so, so tidy.
September 30th, 2009
i work for at a walmart and this sort of thing is very common! i have had many weird people of all ages and sexes come through my line and buy HUNDREDS of dollars worth of cat food, cat litter and cat toys then they say they are gonna bring the cat stuff out to the car and start shopping for their own stuff–the cat crap takes up so much room that they have to make two trips….
September 30th, 2009
Good Lord, I hope he didn’t take it up a notch and get the flushable litter
September 30th, 2009
In her defense (if it is a her), I buy that much Tidy Cat at Wal Mart for a disabled relative when I’m in town. Of course it has to last 6 months or more.
September 30th, 2009
I’m sure this was in Delafield! My wife and I walked past a lady filling up her trunk with cat litter on Monday. We made a comment about her being a crazy cat lady.
That’ll be my wife in twenty years.
October 1st, 2009
I was going to suggest it was for snow (they’re in Wisconsin afterall) but then if you look at the kids in the background & what they’re wearing, it’s clearly not cold!
October 1st, 2009
The price would have to be incredible to buy all those small bags. I mean, really, cat litter comes in 40-pound bags if you need that much.
October 1st, 2009
If you look closely, you realize that this really isn’t a lot of cat litter.
It’s all in the child seat portion which means they’re probably around 8 lb bags except maybe the one on the left. Usually people buy it in 40 lb bags so this is not much more than normal. And even then, some people buy two of the 40′s.
October 1st, 2009
cat litter can be used as a filter for purifying the ingredients in methamphetamine production. somebody should tail that guy/lady
October 1st, 2009
It’s quite possible this lady is cooking up Meth. Cat litter in large quantities is often used to absorb gases released in the cooking process.
October 1st, 2009
A true “cat lady” with a problem wouldn’t even be buying litter, the cats would just crap all over her house…don’t you watch Animal cops? Another vote for animal shelter worker/winter/oil spills, and/or a big sale. So there.
October 1st, 2009
Where’s the cat food?
October 2nd, 2009
this one’s actually bogus.
I know so many people that buy this in bulk for the winter.
its human nature to want to make fun of this…but i can almost guarantee that this is for winter prep
October 4th, 2009
Can we be sure this is a WOMAN?
October 4th, 2009
There could be another reason for all the litter…no plumbing and her 35-40 year old children aren’t potty trained.
October 5th, 2009
has anyone noticed the kid on the far right….deep stare at the door…like she’s about to make a run for it?
October 6th, 2009
Whoa, for a minute I thought that was my grandma, but then I realized that is not nearly enough cat litter for all her cats.
October 7th, 2009
my vagina is all cat littery
October 7th, 2009
……. She is cooking Meth lol
October 7th, 2009
Maybe she just has one really really BIG cat…
October 8th, 2009
i;m not sure what worse, the cat lady or corpulent monster in the back stocking up on cinnamon rolls with her three whores in training. those girls cant be any older than 10 and they are all dressed like harlets.
October 9th, 2009
Litter also keeps down dead body odor! For all the dead bodies hidden in her house!
October 9th, 2009
I THINK I HAVE THIS ONE “FIGGERED”; SHE HAS NEITHER CATS NOR INDOOR PLUMBING …
I MEAN, IF IT WORKS FOR CATS, WHY NOT FOR THAT LADY??
October 9th, 2009
OR
WHAT THE HELL; THE DAMN STOOL IS OUT OF ORDER AND IT IS TOO DAMN COLD TO GO OUT BEHIND THE DAMN MULBERRY BUSH!!
October 9th, 2009
in fairness of this lady, who’s to say she doesn’t run some sort of animal shelter?
October 10th, 2009
This is my grandma…and she’s a man!
October 14th, 2009
Kitty Litter can be used as a filter when making Crystal Meth. Hmmmmm.
October 14th, 2009
Think he’s planning to use it to make some crystal meth.
October 14th, 2009
Okay, I worked in Walmart’s pet dept, so I can confirm this sort of thing happeneing often.We have a lady that comes in twice a week, loading 250-300 cans of cat food in a buggy each time. Another came in every Sunday morning and would get not the small bags this lady has, but 5 or more large bags of litter….every week!
October 15th, 2009
it could just be for an animal shelter
im not tryin to be offensive but ya know
October 20th, 2009
Maybe her car leaks a lot of oil ?
October 22nd, 2009
This is nothing.. we have a guy who comes into our walmart who buys 28+ bags of this same kitty litter every couple weeks. I am not kidding!!
October 25th, 2009
у меня уже есть
October 30th, 2009
Holy Holy hell that is the funniest caption i have EVER read!!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO
November 3rd, 2009
i think i work with this guy. he is buying it for cats. i cant believe i know someone pictured on here!!
November 5th, 2009
LOL!! This is super funny. It is about time someone got the photo op at our local walmart!! There is even a better end to this and it is HE IS A DUDE> EVEN better I work with this guy and he smells like a cat pissed on his mullet and wears the same shirt for week straight. LMFAO!!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2009
Unfortunately no….VERY unfortunately I happen to work at walmart customer service az . This is a common scam at our store…they pile up those cheap ass $3.00 kitty litter bags hide stuff underneath them…and pay for (x) amount of Kitty liter bags. Then return them….of course. We’ve probably caught about 15 people doing that at our store. Imma go kill myself now .
November 6th, 2009
Would hate to smell her house
November 6th, 2009
i work with that…..and its a dude
November 7th, 2009
Thats only 50 pounds of cat litter.. and at Wal-Mart its 2 cents cheaper to buy 3 10-pound bags than one 30-pound bag. I buy all the 10-pound bags in stock every time I go to Wal-Mart cause my litter box takes 40 pounds (I have a very large OCD kitten and three teenie ones). The small ones are much easier to store also since they sit upright. You can fit them on narrow shelves.
November 12th, 2009
omg so sad that this is in wisconsin lmao!! what is my state coming to?
November 18th, 2009
I don’t know if anyone is ever going to see this… But holy shit, that is my ex-husband’s stepmother, and that is the second time I’ve found a photo of her online.
The first time, I kid you not, was on a mullet website. ALSO a photo taken at Wally World.
“Divorce” is the sweetest word ever.
November 25th, 2009
As soon as I saw the picture, I knew this was from Wisconsin..Even before seeing where this was taken. LOL
November 26th, 2009
in wisconsin when you get your car stuck in the ditch in the winter( happens more often then you would think) you put cat litter near the tires to get traction so you can get out of the ditch, it takes a lot of cat litter to get tration too, so yea…probably wat that is for..
November 28th, 2009
She doesn’t have any cats. Those are for her……..
April 28th, 2011
Maybe there was a great sale, in this economy its a must. get it while its cheap.
August 9th, 2011
can be used for oil spills. A lot of mechanics use kitty litter for that.
June 3rd, 2012
Notice the three kids in the background…
Left to right: 1) “Mommy, I gotta pee..” 2) “Mommeee! I gotta Peeeee!” 3) “I just peed.”
January 10th, 2013
I used to buy cat litter like that when I had two cats. When they have a sale you stock up, notice she has smaller bags — five of them fit in the upper part of the cart. Us old ladies buy it like that when it goes on sale and we get the small bags because it’s so freakin’ heavy we can’t lift the large bags anymore. It’s WI flannel shirts are standard apparel here even in better stores.
Her hair…….um, no good reason other than her lack of ability to change?
February 13th, 2013
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