September 29th, 2009
Where Are They Now…Poison Groupies
Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress…..
California
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80′s clothes, 60′s hair.
September 29th, 2009
It’s the Gabor sisters!
September 29th, 2009
After being booted out of a colorado beauty supply store for buying suspicious amounts of hydrogen peroxide, so much that it triggered a Homeland Security Bomb Squad visit… Maxine and Rae spend their days convincing anyone that will listen that they only use industrial strength peroxide for hair bleaching, and not to overthrow the government.
September 29th, 2009
I’d hit that like Michael J. Fox going to town on Tina Yothers
September 29th, 2009
Funny picture – dumb caption.
September 29th, 2009
Their cart is full of Aquanet.
September 29th, 2009
The Johnson conjoined twins. Joined at the head by a rudimentary elbow. They try to hide their shame with big hair.
A sad story of love, denial and hair spray.
September 29th, 2009
World Health Organization has yet to label it as a pandemic but with many pocket outbreaks of “poof hair” we have every reason to believe that now is the time to panic.
September 29th, 2009
The Future of the Olson twins!
September 29th, 2009
Actually it’s all 80s…that hair is definitely not 60s or it would actually look better.
September 29th, 2009
Holy Hannah! Must have been a big sale on peroxide and hairspray at Wally World.
September 29th, 2009
mmmmm…..cotton candy hair….looks delicious
September 29th, 2009
They HAVE to be on a trip from TX – land of the Mary Kay Commandos – if we had a frontal view there’d be fabulous bright blue eyeshadow and firetruck red lipstick to go with that hair! I think they’re probably both buying teasing combs so they can continue their look on their trip!
September 29th, 2009
I’d gone with Ziggy Stardust standing in front of a plate glass mirror.
September 29th, 2009
Gonna get me some twins!
September 29th, 2009
So this is what happens when you wash your hair with oxy clean and towel dry with a sham wow. It’s a good thing they came with an extra set, free!
September 29th, 2009
“The nice man back in Health & Beauty said to just to bring this note up to the cashier, and then drive around back so he could load the pallet of Aqua Net into the van for us.”
September 29th, 2009
Mom???
September 29th, 2009
the horror show has just began
September 29th, 2009
WTF it’s Wanda Jackson
September 29th, 2009
It’s Wanda Jackson Look A Likes
September 29th, 2009
The real housewives of New Jersey (New Joy-sea).
September 29th, 2009
totally agree they have to be texans, probly in california because there 8 year old daughters are competing in a little miss somthing or another beauty contest.
September 29th, 2009
I’m so sad we cannot see the front. I’ll bet they have on tatooed eyeliner, eyebrows, and have had so much botox, look like the Joker with bright red lipstick.
September 29th, 2009
I’ve seen these ladies at the Sears Outlet in San Leandro. I tried desperately to snap a photo – they are ancient!
September 29th, 2009
Something tells me they either A) sleep sitting upright, or B) spend a lot of time allowing the blood to flow back down into their hands and arms.
September 29th, 2009
“Hair spray spill on Aisle 9. Bring a mop, please.”
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 29th, 2009
Who is sucking the air out of California?
Oxygen starvation causes mental retardation.
Or time travel, perhaps.
September 29th, 2009
I’d do both of em.
September 29th, 2009
I wouldn’t want to be next to them in the catfood isle. Looks like that shit would jump off thier head, claws out, mouth open going for the Fancy Feast.
September 29th, 2009
That’s my hair from 1986 ! I wondered where it had gone.
September 29th, 2009
Gives me a hankering for cotton candy…….
September 29th, 2009
Not one word from anyone for the poor lions that gave there lives for those gorgeous Manes?
September 29th, 2009
Nothing goes better with cotton candy hair than the see-through zebra print blouse. Bet you at least one of them is familiar with the backseat of an El Camino.
September 29th, 2009
Phyllis Diller and her Doppelganger are HOT! Where’s the pink boa?
September 29th, 2009
I bet they are hair dressers. Twin hairdressers!!!
September 29th, 2009
How can be two of them?!?
September 29th, 2009
Actually I’m thinkin texas church ladies on the way to vegas. “what happens here stays here” also goes for hair. Besides in the South they like to say “the higher the hair, the closer to God” so these women are at the pearly gates.
September 29th, 2009
Who said the Dolly Parton look went out?
September 29th, 2009
Walmart fashion show in Aisle 1:
Hair by the Dolly Pardon Tumbleweed Collection
Fashion by Urban Safari
Body by Jenny Crank
September 29th, 2009
‘I digress’ ………………LMAO!!!
September 29th, 2009
It’s like a trainwreck, I just can’t look away. Their hair is so hypnotic. I’m actually surprized that they are not wearing red stilletto heels.
September 29th, 2009
hahahahah! these women were actually my neighbors. there is one more and she got black hair. they are mother and daughters. SO FUNNY!!!
September 29th, 2009
Why how do you do?
Say hello to Thing 1 and Thing 2.
September 29th, 2009
How much Y’all wanna bet they got a 79 Trans Am parked out in the parking lot with a bumper sticker that says ” I blow for Truckers ” ?
September 29th, 2009
I’ve seen these two in our local Ross store. When I saw them it was like a car wreck, I was grossed out but at the same time I HAD to look.
By the way…you’re correct in the assumtion that they’re ancient.
September 29th, 2009
This is the line for advance sales of Sarah Palin’s book.
September 29th, 2009
Dang, you could throw shit in there and they’d never know. I dunno, like cat litter, pez, live mice…
September 29th, 2009
Hef loves twins. This was his first set.
September 29th, 2009
You all have judged them too harshly……….they’re dressed up as Q-Tips for their office Halloween party………
September 29th, 2009
They really should shop at Sam’s, you can get your Aquanet by the case there.
September 29th, 2009
Christ on a Cracker what in the fuck is that? Cougars from hell after an Aqua Net huffing session.
September 29th, 2009
nothing beats a Walmart sale on wigs!
September 29th, 2009
Bitches got into the canary seed again.
September 29th, 2009
I just don’t know what the fuck to say about this one other than WOW. Their head of hair to their waists ratio really makes their butts and legs look so tiny.
September 30th, 2009
i guess dolly parton had enough hair to share.
September 30th, 2009
flammable
September 30th, 2009
They look like a pair of walking Q-tips!
September 30th, 2009
It is Don Imus and Phil Spector
September 30th, 2009
Wow! Still rocking the big hair! I bet they have shoulder pads too!
September 30th, 2009
P-U-R-DY!
September 30th, 2009
I hope she “Likes it from behind”
September 30th, 2009
not at all attractive
September 30th, 2009
Looks like you could pop those ” hair do’s” with a pin…..they look like some of the Jiffy Pop “Hair Don’t ” I did in the 70′s !!!!!
October 1st, 2009
Jesus… where the hell are all these people coming from? Fucking ShitMart, now you know why I don’t go there.
October 1st, 2009
How hard do the have to squish their hair down before they can get back into their car?
October 2nd, 2009
Keep away from fire or flame.
October 2nd, 2009
Could you tone down the AquaNet a just a scosh, ladies? There’s still a bit of ozone layer left.
October 3rd, 2009
Even with the hair I can’t help but notice the grammar on the sign for the eye glasses store in the background…”2 Pairs” versus the correct “2 Pair”…but had the hair not been teases and Aqua Netted to Kingdom Come, I would have never had my line of sight drawn up that high!!
October 4th, 2009
I know , they were part of the B_52s
October 5th, 2009
And so the source of the hole in the ozone layer is discovered! That crap looks like something that belongs at the end of a stick at the carnival!
October 6th, 2009
WOW!!! I always wondered what ever happened to my Senior Prom date and her twin sister after my best friend and I dumped both of them for two smarter and classier girls 27 years ago!!! Now I know!!!
October 7th, 2009
Actually, it was 26 years ago. Back then, though, their hair color was “strawberry blonde” via Sun-In, but I see they’re still buying AquaNet by the case, using Tease Combs, and wearing Animal-Print Spandex!
Rumor had it that my ex was briefly married to a long-haul trucker after high school before embarking on a career as a Lot Lizard at the local Truck Plaza and her sister was seen frequently in pawn shops buying used guitars for guys who wore outfits and hairstyles identical to hers! Unconfirmed, but strangely plausible!
October 7th, 2009
In response to “New York Housewives” – the New Jersey housewives!
October 10th, 2009
yes but with longer hair!!!!!!!! lol i already have a shirt like that
October 11th, 2009
This is from the Walmart in Yuba City, California!
My daughter and I saw them there the other day and it freaked us out!
They are twins who dress alike, have the same hair and same gawdy make up.
My daughter nicknamed them “The Spooky Q-Tips”.
I wished then that I had a camera but apparently someone else did. So glad that they got it on here!
October 12th, 2009
2 for the price of 1 perms.
October 13th, 2009
Is that a Poodle on her head?
October 17th, 2009
Ladies, not EVERYONE in California needs to be a blond.
October 18th, 2009
I’ve seen these two at Disneyland a few times! They definitely get nothing but stares when they go out!
October 19th, 2009
thats normal, u idiots, they are hot
October 20th, 2009
Convent castaways!
October 20th, 2009
“Talk dirty to me” grannies!! lol
October 20th, 2009
Looks like cotton candy just needs to be pink . Maybe they are the two blondes from Mayberry that used to chase Barney and Andy. Hi ya doll.
October 21st, 2009
В любом случае.
October 30th, 2009
My boyfriend and i saw these to ladies at walmart. they dont wear their hair like that all the time. it was for halloween. duh
November 3rd, 2009
Syphilis does affect the brain, you know…
November 3rd, 2009
Their hair supplies alone are messing up the ozone layer
November 6th, 2009
Maybe she keeps a picture of him in that bird’s nest on her head.
November 7th, 2009
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September 25th, 2010
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