March 23rd, 2011
East: #3 No Tan Line Vs. #14 Sneak Peek
If you are going to take one thing away from this match-up, remember the less you cover the better your chances. So to all you young kids out there aspiring to one day be the PoWM National Champion, take note of this one!
Please cast your vote in the comments!
East: #3 No Tan Line Vs. #14 Sneak Peek,
195 Comments, Comment or Ping
#3
March 23rd, 2011
Omg I dont want to see the front of either one of them! PUKE!
March 23rd, 2011
Those are both gross on so many levels! I vote for #3 cuz it’s just “slightly” more disgusting YUCK
March 23rd, 2011
This one is tough. I’m gonna have to go with NO TAN LINE #3. Only because I never wanna see that side-boob again.
March 23rd, 2011
Both are extremely gross. Ms. Saggy side-bood should know better, but there is no way that guy doesn’t know he should pull up his pants. Therefor, I vote for #3.
March 23rd, 2011
I find them both equally gross, but I’m giving this one to 14 simple because the idea of a frontal view scares me.
March 23rd, 2011
#3 could just pull his pants up, but #14 would need to buy a whole new outfit to cover all of that up ! GROSS !!!!!
#14
March 23rd, 2011
If I am equally disgusted by both the male and female form in these photos, does that make me bi?
March 23rd, 2011
Skinny Jeans are so in this year…
March 23rd, 2011
While they are both disgusting beyond words, I vote for number 3.
March 23rd, 2011
I vote for #14 cause she can play soccer with her upper extremeties!
March 23rd, 2011
I’m my opinion, both are equally disgusting. I have to give this one to #14 thought, simply because you can tell that shirt goes down REAL low, so the frontal view is probably terrifying.
March 23rd, 2011
I vote for 14 but i’ll be damned if 3 doesn’t look like one of the cavemen from the insurance commercials with his drawers falling down.
March 23rd, 2011
How does one judge this? It is almost as if the chicks front side gave birth to a backside! If you put the two together they are the same. You cannot compare apples to apples, in the end they rot just the same!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 ….:)
March 23rd, 2011
This matchup isn’t shirts vs skins- it’s skins vs. skins. Unfortunately. There is also a lot of sagging going on in both pictures. #3 by a hair.
March 23rd, 2011
OMG, I’m afraid!! I may never goto Walmart again!!!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 — but both? Are you kidding me?
Is he also sporting a man sweater?
Good times
March 23rd, 2011
#3.. it proves to all the disbelievers that big foot really does exist!!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 is the most discusting thing i have ever seen. people want proof of big foot there ya go.. and for #14 loose some weight!!!
March 23rd, 2011
I have to agree EQUALLY DISGUSTING but I will vote for #14 on this one. A simple pulling up of the pants would fix his, not NEAR enough clothing for her. Ewwwwww
March 23rd, 2011
Sasquatch does exist see proof but 14 ftw it’s just so gruesome
March 23rd, 2011
I go with #3. Though #14 has tats, tennis shoes with no socks, and massive droopy side-boob, at least she doesn’t have a bottom-half farmer’s tan. Classy.
March 23rd, 2011
They are both equally revolting **cough*gag** oops sorry I just threw up a little in my mouth….. I agree with Stacey, #3 could just pull up his damn pants and maybe throw on a shirt. But #14 needs a whole lotta fabric and spandex to cover up that nastiness…… eewwwwww
March 23rd, 2011
#14 for the upset.
March 23rd, 2011
Gives a whole new meaning to “letting it all hang out!”
March 23rd, 2011
OMFG!! Neither, they both need to cover up! Old dude is gonna get busted for indecent exposure if pants slip another inch.
March 23rd, 2011
This hurts to look at… I say #3 wins
March 23rd, 2011
The game was called off, neither was eligible to play because they both missed too much class
March 23rd, 2011
#14
Because I’d rather look at saggy boobs than old, hairy, man-ass any day!
March 23rd, 2011
those are some long ones
March 23rd, 2011
ya gotta wonder, do these people realize there are other people in the world? But, I’ll have to vote for side boob sneak peak
March 23rd, 2011
Get some boob-oderant for my vote.
#14
March 23rd, 2011
#3 Sasquatch For The Win.
March 23rd, 2011
I’m hard pressed to pick just one.
You can tell by #3′s tan line that he walks around showing his ass crack like that all the time, so he’s not only grossing people out at walmart, he’s doing it everywhere he goes. And is that hair all over his back??? It actually looks kind of furry. It’s almost as if someone pasted the small butt and bottom half onto a picture of a different sized upper body. He has double the gross out factor with the ass crack AND the stomach hanging over in the front.
#14-well, I think she’ll have no worries that her boobs will droop any farther-her stomach sticks out far enough that the boobs are now resting on it.
Hmmm….I’m stumped-it’s a tie for me.
March 23rd, 2011
I vote #3, but what concerns me more is what you could possibly see from from the front. How can you not know that your butt is hanging out and based on the dip in the front I can only assume that something else was hanging out or about to. Just wrong. Perhaps someone should tell him Crack kills!
March 23rd, 2011
threeeeeeeee
March 23rd, 2011
If these 2 were a couple I bet they would have beautiful children!
March 23rd, 2011
I give this one to #14 because the guy in the handy cart can’t help but stare at it with amazement.
March 23rd, 2011
Wondering why #3 even bothered with the pants.
March 23rd, 2011
These “contests” are a poor excuse to recycle old material. Boring.
March 23rd, 2011
#3 def wins by a crack and only b/c he’s showing slightly more. They’re both equally disgusting. I don’t know how his pants are staying on.
March 23rd, 2011
I will vote for #14 (although it is VERY hard to choose) because I believe #3 is homeless and is therefore incapable of coming upon properly fitting clothes. #14, however, CHOSE to dress this way.
March 23rd, 2011
can I vote for NEITHER !? UGH….
March 23rd, 2011
I vote for #14, but either one could be marketed as an industrial-strength appetite suppressant.
March 23rd, 2011
OMG on BOTH!!!!!!! WOW…..and other than that….smh….no comment!
March 23rd, 2011
Ok so what the he** does #3 have hanging out the front if they are so low in the back ?!?
March 23rd, 2011
Okay, the tats get 14 some extra credit, but the “bullet” (balding mullet) should count for something, right? It’s such a close call, but I cast my vote for #3.
March 23rd, 2011
How can this man’s junk not be flapping in the breeze as far down as his pants have slacked??? At least she looks as if she bathes regularly. My nasty vote is for #3.
March 23rd, 2011
The guy in the handicart, “excuse me miss, would you like to rest those in my basket”?
March 23rd, 2011
#14 because she’s inspiring. She’s inspiring me to go to the gym and run for a whole day. Dear lord.
March 23rd, 2011
Holy ass-crack Batman! I think #3 No Tan Line is an action pic, and that moments after it was taken his pants slipped down to his ankles, he tripped, and landed face first right there in the handicapped space.
My vote goes to #14 Sneak Peek because she chose to wear that halter top/sling shot, rather than something that actually fit her enourmous breasts.
March 23rd, 2011
I couldnt choose which was worse, so I asked for help and #3 won around my house…but really they are both bad.
March 23rd, 2011
#14. She looks like two scoops of melting ice cream. She needs to consider getting away from those chips and finding some lettuce.
March 23rd, 2011
# 3 !!!!
March 23rd, 2011
Big boobed could be dangerous.. kinda like to have seen the front of the guy
March 23rd, 2011
Hey, when it’s summer and they come down from the mountains, Sasquatch and his wife just wanna bare it all and enjoy the weather.
March 23rd, 2011
The side view = Too much information.
March 23rd, 2011
EEWWW! thanks peopleofwalmart.com…NOW I’M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR ALL ETERNITY!
March 23rd, 2011
I almost spit my coffee all over! That is disgusting and gross! Some people have NO pride at all!! (or is it brains??)
March 23rd, 2011
Gross
March 23rd, 2011
#3–its bigfoot!
March 23rd, 2011
14 because you can at least throw out a mean motorboat there.
March 23rd, 2011
#3 For sure. We have enough of the women who wear far too little to cover what they’ve got already. This man is the opposite. He’s wearing far too much to cover what little he has, and therefore it is slipping off of him.
March 23rd, 2011
#14 to win here, I’m going to have to give #3 the benefit of the doubt that he was on his way to buy a belt & shirt that got caught in the cement mixer, while ms. not enough top is in line to checkout (they sell boulder holders & tarps at walmart).
March 23rd, 2011
#3, are you telling me he don’t feel a breeze? this is what suspenders are for!
March 23rd, 2011
As nasty as the side titty shot really is, and it is NASTY, looking at Sasquatch trying to walk wearing a pair of jeans is even more disgusting (somehow). #3 wins this one.
March 23rd, 2011
looks like his ass fell off…
March 23rd, 2011
#3
March 23rd, 2011
When Hairy met Sally!
March 23rd, 2011
I wonder what the lady in #14 was thinking when she got dressed…”Dammmmnn! I’m looking fine today! Mm. People are gonna be so grateful that I chose not to wear a bra, so my saggy titties can hang outta my shirt!” Ummm not so much. But she does get my vote.
March 23rd, 2011
#3, if that was a little crack than maybe 14 but that’s like half his ass
March 23rd, 2011
Tough one! There’s so much epic “PoWM-ness” in these two pics that either one would be worthy. I have to go with #3 because of the excellent way this gentleman combines so many attributes of the genuine wal-creature:
inadequate cover, excessive body hair, inappropriate exposure of places that should never be exposed, and (bonus!) a skullet!
If he had a rude tattoo, he’d be completely unbeatable.
#14 puts in a solid performance, but somehow I sense a lack of real effort. Also the guy in the scooter checking her out is distracting from the overall effect.
March 23rd, 2011
I dont know what’s wrong with most of you people, but I would rather have the company of the woman than that Yetti…
I mean, I’m pretty sure that woman still has a vagina…
March 23rd, 2011
#3 I feel like coughing up a hairball
March 23rd, 2011
Paparazzi Pizza why don’t you leave and go visit Marian.
March 23rd, 2011
Are we sure they weren’t there together (Him goin in to retrieve Her) and therefore *trying* to throw the votes so that they *both* can win?
Haha
I just love the stance she has there in line..
March 23rd, 2011
she might wanna tie them things into a knot so she dont trip over them…
March 23rd, 2011
Like a cat, I paw at those fun bags #14
March 23rd, 2011
#3! Just because he believes strongly in nudity doesn’t mean he couldn’t put on boxers. Gag.
March 23rd, 2011
I seriously, seriously doubts if #3 manscapes, so that would make him the ‘clear’ winner in this one….although she DID put up a mean battle there…
March 23rd, 2011
Wow a close one..
REMINDER TO SELF: ALWAYS WEAR A SUPPORTIVE SPORTS BRA TO WORK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I vote #13 because the other guy looks homeless and maybe mentally ill, the boob dangler COULD have worn something other than a halter top!
March 23rd, 2011
That’s pretty disgusting, but as a woman I think seeing a droopy pair of boobs is probably less painful than seeing the full frontal of a dirty old man descended from chubaka. So I vote # 3.
March 23rd, 2011
#14 For the Win!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 gets my vote.that one makes me *gack*
March 23rd, 2011
front butt, and back tits wins #14 shes got a set on both sides…lucky
March 23rd, 2011
#3
Holy crap! His actual penis must be hanging all out.
March 23rd, 2011
Both – Honey, I’m Home…
March 23rd, 2011
Because #3 answers the question, “Where does Sasquatch get his hair care products?” and #14 is just “Why?” I’ll go with the more pressing #3. Yes, the game went to OT and nearly was an upset but #3 had the size in the paint.
March 23rd, 2011
#3 “butt” this is the hardest one I have had to pick so far!
March 23rd, 2011
Cant vote…all that side boob made me go blind!
March 23rd, 2011
her boobs look like grapefruit in gymsocks, fried eggs nailed to a wall, melting scoops of ice cream, anything but attractive and supported. but they have his attention in the cart don’t they?
even though i smell the guy thru my screen i still vote for her #14 she disgusts me more
March 23rd, 2011
#3 Personally he should have been in the number 2 slot.
March 23rd, 2011
“Hey, I breast-fed 10 little brats. Now I’m gonna embarrass the sh*t out of every one of them dressing like this in public!”
March 23rd, 2011
Oh God please get it out of my head !!!!! They’re both just nasty!!!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 FTW
March 23rd, 2011
#3- the natural sweater/ skinny jeans combo beats sideboobs
March 23rd, 2011
Awww, come on… #3 is obviously a hard working, tax paying American man! Can’t you tell? He is apparently a plumber and the IRS taxes have even taken the shirt off of this poor man’s back!
#14 The lady, however, is an out of work stripper, who has broken one too many strip-poles at almost every club in town!
She is now reduced to watching people spend the tax payers hard earned money instead of making some, herself!
I vote for #3
March 23rd, 2011
His gut is as big as her boobs…boobs takes it though
March 23rd, 2011
3
March 23rd, 2011
Verbatim,
I agree – let’s buy Paparazzi Pizza a one way ticket. I am personally loving this contest despite the fact that I have seen some of these pics before. The match-ups are great.
Now, this one is a tough one but I will go with #14 because no woman who respects herself would come out of the house like that. Plus, the way she is standing there with her hand on her hip, clearly indicates she thinks she looks good – NOT!!! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!
March 23rd, 2011
Holy Mother of God! I fear that something will surely slip out of his pants or is already hanging out the front!
#14 gets my vote here though. People who go into public looking this way deserve to be flogged by the nearest people greeter. But the nearest people greeter is probably either married to her or is an ex of her…
This seriously stresses me out! Why do people insist on looking like FREAKS? Why? BECAUSE THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SELF WORTH! I get stressed just going to the mailbox in my sweats and I LIVE IN THE FRIGGIN’ COUNTRY!!! WHO CARES? But to go to Wal*Mart looking like this…no excuse!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 because I’m sick of overexposed fat chicks. But both of them look like they’re melting!
March 23rd, 2011
Don’t turn around!! Noooooooooo!
March 23rd, 2011
#14
March 23rd, 2011
Im gonna go with #3
March 23rd, 2011
OK, DICK EXPOSER OR BOOBY EXPOSIER
March 23rd, 2011
Imagine a “love child” between the two of them
March 23rd, 2011
Either one would be terrifying from the front, but I assume 14 made an effort to cover up, and I can only assume that 3′s junk is hanging out in front. For that, 3 wins.
March 23rd, 2011
in an upet I’ll take 14 when the nipple is lower than the belly buttom, how can you not vote for her,
March 23rd, 2011
T and A….torment and agony! Sheesh…I gotta go with 14, just the THOUGHT of meeting that head-on is horrifying!
March 23rd, 2011
Big Foot –Little Ass Who’da thunk.
March 23rd, 2011
# 3 The only reason his junk isn’t showing is because of the skin flab-flap (thankfully) hanging over it!
March 23rd, 2011
Gotta be 3….and I’m not gay…
March 23rd, 2011
They both have fine physiques worth of striding around half naked in public. I am most assuredly jealous… While # 14 can put most sex goddesses to shame, my vote has to go for #3-I just love how natural his walk is, confidant that his stride will not dislodge his pants, either that or he really just doesn’t care.
March 23rd, 2011
I have to vote for #3 (No Tan Line). I’ve seen a LOT of PoWM creatures, but I have NEVER seen one which actually made me cover my eyes. Repeatedly. And wish I had bleach and steel wool nearby, with which to scour my eyes. Well played, PoWM. Well played.
March 23rd, 2011
@ Verbatim-Right on..Where have you been?
March 23rd, 2011
OMG on both accounts!
March 23rd, 2011
#3 rock, paper, scissors, butt, boobs….butt beats boobs!
March 23rd, 2011
3. That’s just wrong. At least 14 is more covered.
March 23rd, 2011
#3
March 23rd, 2011
No shirt always beats a shirt that doesn’t fit right. #3 moves on.
March 23rd, 2011
# 3 is just stylin, but # 14 me thinks has a couple of boob tats she wants to show off, since she is sporting several tats, I am sure she has a butterfly, a rose or maybe a California condor tatoo on her boobs. You think????????
March 23rd, 2011
Hi, To Be
Under some mental weather.
March 23rd, 2011
I have to call this a draw/tie.
March 23rd, 2011
I just can’t decide. They are both worthy of a People of Walmart Hall of Fame.
March 23rd, 2011
#3
March 23rd, 2011
I have never seen a more equal match up! but since there can’t be a tie I will go with #3, ’cause even though his pants are at least halfway down his rear, I have to laugh at his man-pelt! seriously, it looks like he’s wearing a sweater! it makes for a nice contrast…
March 23rd, 2011
#3 deff disgusting thats chimo action and #14 thats nasty to but thats normal now days with big ppl
March 23rd, 2011
#3 EWWWWW! People cover your childrens’ eyes! Hell, cover your own if you don’t want to go blind!
March 24th, 2011
#3 People! Protect your eyes at all costs! We don’t want anyone to go blind!
March 24th, 2011
#14.. you have to feel bad for someone who has this horrible disease… It is called the furniture syndrome… It is when your chest is down to your drawers…
March 24th, 2011
#3 Big Foot With Pants Came In For Some Grub!!!!!!
March 24th, 2011
14
March 24th, 2011
14
March 24th, 2011
#14 guy in the scooter is looking at the side boob like it’s thanksgiving dinner.
March 24th, 2011
#14
March 24th, 2011
14
March 24th, 2011
number 14
March 24th, 2011
#14
March 24th, 2011
#3
At least #14 is trying to wear a shirt. Failing, but trying.
March 24th, 2011
#3
March 24th, 2011
#14 in a huge Upset!
March 24th, 2011
My vote is for Assquatch
March 24th, 2011
#3, are you kidding that is sooooo pricless, i cant stop laugh at these people!!
March 24th, 2011
Oh gag! I just barfed everywhere
March 24th, 2011
I’d hit.
March 24th, 2011
I agree that 14 needs to learn what a bra and appropriate clothing are for her body type but #3 makes me want to cry. #3 FTW.
March 24th, 2011
yuk yuk yuk yuk i choose both … nasty nasty nasty why are her boobs not contained ?? and for the love of mike man pull your drawers up!
March 24th, 2011
Gotta take #3 because Sasquatch sightings are so rare. Milk cans are a dime a dozen, especially on her street corner.
March 24th, 2011
#3 who shaved bigfoot?
March 24th, 2011
#3 – I’m just glad the person got the photo from the backside because those pants are so damn low that there has got to be some level of full frontal going on there! I think I’m going to barf just thinking about that….
March 24th, 2011
Both are totally gross, but at least #14 wore something approximating a shirt … so 3# wins
March 24th, 2011
#3! You sexy beast, you, you shake that thang!
March 24th, 2011
#14 all the way. It’s ten times funnier.
March 24th, 2011
This contest sucks. Those two are a couple…or at least brother & sister… or, quite likely, both.
March 25th, 2011
TIE!! They’re both NASTY!
March 25th, 2011
My vote is for #14. She clearly knows all her boobs are hanging out but obviously does not care. She needs Stacy & Clinton’s 360 degree mirror to show her just how disgusting and nasty she looks.
@Paparazzi Pizza – Your comments are BORING! If you don’t want to see these great match-ups, then don’t look. Get yourself a lawn chair and sit outside of your local Walmart if you want some new pictures. Otherwise, shut the he__ up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@”Poopanator” – GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL!
March 25th, 2011
Definitely #3 *shudder*
March 25th, 2011
#3 by a landslide!!! He’s one of my favorites
March 25th, 2011
Well, if he shaved off his hair, and worked out a bit, he wouldn’t be that bad looking. From what I could see, not a bad looking ass!
The other one?
Gross beyond belief!
March 25th, 2011
For ‘Angie’ and ‘Good Mom’ (back on the 24th)…I don’t want to cover my eyes. I’m not gonna go blind. (I’ll just do it ’til I need glasses.)
March 25th, 2011
#3
This is one of my all time favorite pics.
March 25th, 2011
#3 by just a hair.
March 25th, 2011
#3
But, they both make me barf a little bit in my mouth!
March 25th, 2011
#3 – looks like bigfoot
March 25th, 2011
#3…there is no way those pants are high enough to be covering his pecker!! Frickin perv!
March 25th, 2011
Wal-Mart really needs to adopt a no shirt, no shoes, no pants policy. That being said, I vote for um…#3
March 26th, 2011
#3
March 26th, 2011
#3
March 26th, 2011
OMG!! Saggy Bitch Titties!!! That’s hawt
March 26th, 2011
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can tie’em in a knot, can u tie’em in bow? Can you throw them o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boob hang LOW?!!!!
March 26th, 2011
My fiance and i both say the woman is waaaay worse!
NUMBER 14 ALL THE WAY!
March 26th, 2011
This is a no-brainer: #3. That guy could be arrested for indecent exposure. #14 may need a bra, but at least at least she TRIED to cover up. That dude’s pants are going to fall off any minute. Hasn’t that guy ever heard of a belt?
*I don’t think I’m ever going to eat again*
March 26th, 2011
14
March 26th, 2011
#3
March 27th, 2011
#3. Stanky Hairy Man Ass is grosser than Sweaty Yeasty Side Boob…. but just barely.
March 27th, 2011
gotta vote for sasquatch
March 27th, 2011
When it comes to gross, there’s no comparison to #3, the guy with no tan line and all that body hair!
March 28th, 2011
#14 wins it for me, because No Tan Line just seems like an especially gross/sad homeless guy, whereas Sneak Peek really should know how disgusting she looks, and probably can afford to do something about it.
March 28th, 2011
Can someone tell me what the heck that mutant thing with jeans is?
March 28th, 2011
#3 no tan line is my choice obviously that genleman worked very hard at winning this competition
March 29th, 2011
Tough call, but I gotta go with the man with his ass hanging out. Wonder if they actually allowed him in the stoe looking like that?
March 29th, 2011
#3 No tan line
March 29th, 2011
I will have to go with # 14 here. I love that guy in the scooters reaction to her front side! Its priceless…..
March 29th, 2011
Someone should of called the cops. His willie has GOT to be hanging out!
April 9th, 2011
Did she seriously not notice her boobs were where her vag is supposed 2 b? i mean come on lady
April 12th, 2011
#14…Bigfoot has met his match!!
April 15th, 2011
Number three! Simply because his butt is sticking out.
April 25th, 2011
In #14, the guy in the motorized cart looks like he’s in shock from the sight of that woman!
April 27th, 2011
these are both so gross i dont think anyone wins
May 26th, 2011
This is a close one, but my vote goes to #3, by virtue of sheer repulsiveness.
As for the woman, if she’s going to [not] dress like that, why bother with the tattoos?
Is anyone going to look at them?
August 19th, 2011
I pick #3!!
November 29th, 2011
4
December 29th, 2011
I mean 14
December 29th, 2011
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