March 23rd, 2011
East: #4 You Looking At Something? Vs. #13 Happy Easter
WOA! Holy sh*t! What a match-up here folks! The selection committee did us no favors here. Both legit contenders for the championship and we have to decide in round 1?!?!?! It’s unfair, but alas, so is life. Prepare your brackets to be busted!
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East: #4 You Looking At Something? Vs. #13 Happy Easter,
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My vote goes to #13 for sure. Who does that???
March 23rd, 2011
My vote goes for #13, the Easter Man. Any ugly woman can be ugly, but it takes EFFORT to be as hideous as the Easter Man.
March 23rd, 2011
#4, hands down. I know that guy…LOL! He’s a regular in our store.
March 23rd, 2011
FOUR! Rosanne Barr on a really bad bender.
March 23rd, 2011
13…the psych ward would like its cuddle toys back.
March 23rd, 2011
number 4 number 4 number 4
March 23rd, 2011
Number 4, definitely.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 deffinately!
March 23rd, 2011
#13, I don’t think that Rosanne on meth should win here, although that easter Ogre sure would scare the little ones, it looks like he already scared #4.
March 23rd, 2011
#4… the look of someone off their psych meds and about to eat the neighbor’s pet cat
March 23rd, 2011
#4. 13 just looks overzealous.
March 23rd, 2011
4.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 hands down! #13 is only getting eggy for easter, but #4 is sporting her everyday style. Hot mamma! LOL!
March 23rd, 2011
Gotta vote for #13. That’s just crazy.
March 23rd, 2011
The difference is that his is just a bad costume. She has no valid excuse.
March 23rd, 2011
#4! 13 LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN CHILD MOLESTER!!!
March 23rd, 2011
#4… The Wicked Witch of the Walmart…. wins this by far.
#13 looks like a Happy Easter Santa.
March 23rd, 2011
my vote goes to #13
March 23rd, 2011
OMG!! I swear I have seen #4 here in az!! yikes!!
March 23rd, 2011
#4!
March 23rd, 2011
#13 Definitely has March Madness. And April Madness. And May Madness. #4 will beat me up if I don’t vote for her. #4
March 23rd, 2011
#13, definatly
March 23rd, 2011
#4 maybe now her BIG BREAK will come with her POWM fame and LIZ being out of the way…
March 23rd, 2011
Didn’t 4 star in Working girl in the 80′s or 90′s.. wow amazing what drugs do to you. Charlie Sheen should take note or he might end up a cross between 4 and 13.. Nice effort for 13 but anyone can throw on a few eggs.. 4 on the other hand has taken years to perfect that image so she gets my vote.
March 23rd, 2011
he lives in my area, he does this for EVERY holiday…he decorates his truck too…LOL
March 23rd, 2011
#4 but someone has to tell her you can’t be ugly and Mean!
March 23rd, 2011
lol thats just depressing for real.
#4 You lookin at something crazy!
March 23rd, 2011
oh well lets see….the guy for easter just looks like someone out to have some fun.
Number 4 looks like someone out on a weekend pass.
4 wins
March 23rd, 2011
wear it proud Easter Man
I vote #4
March 23rd, 2011
#13 and guess what happens when you touch the pink bunny rabbit…
March 23rd, 2011
She’s scarier, so it’s really tempting to vote for her, but I have to consider the amount of time it took to sew or pin on all those Easter eggs… so #13 wins my vote.
March 23rd, 2011
Mad Hair VS. Mad Hare
even if you ask me
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March 23rd, 2011
This is an upset — #13 wins big!
March 23rd, 2011
ok, strategically placed rabbit for the kiddies to “grab” at , or hair from hell with , oh i dunno, im guessin 35 cats at home? im goin with the ingenious pedo on left.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 wins. She isn’t trying to be weird.
March 23rd, 2011
meant right! whoops!
March 23rd, 2011
meant on the right!
March 23rd, 2011
13 gets my vote….4 looks like a fat Elvira,and that’s been done…
March 23rd, 2011
These “contests” are a poor excuse to recycle old material. Boring.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 thinks she looks good, #13 knows he looks funky. I vote #4
March 23rd, 2011
Clown versus Clown… This is hard but #13 purposely dressed up like that to make kids smile… who can hold that against him?
#4 WINS… She is a clown that scares the shiznit out of me!
March 23rd, 2011
#4
March 23rd, 2011
#4 looks like she wants to eat someone!
March 23rd, 2011
Looks like the Easter Bunny puked all over him….It deserves my vote!! Rock on Jelly Belly Man!
March 23rd, 2011
#4 for sure!!!
March 23rd, 2011
Naturally weird vs. Trying too hard. Gotta go with the um “lady” who thinks this is normal over the Easter Bunny.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 She’s just too scary and she’s got my vote. Sorry Easter egg dude
March 23rd, 2011
#4 No honey, that’s ok. You’ve had a hard day so just relax and I’ll prepare something really delicious just for you.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 is awful, a winner all the way…
March 23rd, 2011
#4 doesn’t look the slightest bit possessive to me…
March 23rd, 2011
#13 because he has spirit!
March 23rd, 2011
@ SIGNGUY – just plain tacky! No couth!
March 23rd, 2011
Scare the kids away versus don’t let your kids near.
March 23rd, 2011
Number 4 gets my vote. Number 13 is just dressing up and having fun…it’s probably not a daily thing for him. Number 4 on the otherhand actually thinks she looks good that way
March 23rd, 2011
That poor, sad, lonely old guy dressing up to get attention from kids gets my vote!
March 23rd, 2011
ughh #4 she looks posessed. 13 is adorable
March 23rd, 2011
#13
March 23rd, 2011
#13.
March 23rd, 2011
Holy hairspray, Batman!!! 4 gets my vote for sure! She has Easter eggs too, you just can’t see them cause they are hidden in that hair!!
March 23rd, 2011
they both look like they escaped from the ward don’t they? but she is scary
#4 it is
March 23rd, 2011
hmmmm…..”Too much Ultra-Hold Aqua-Net” versus “Easter Bunny’s Drunk Uncle”? Drunk Uncle takes the vote.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 I’m too afraid not to vote for her.
March 23rd, 2011
4 gets my vote beacause she’s scary.
13 is just lonely, looking for attention, & possible has some voices in his heads & gremlins under his bed…
March 23rd, 2011
#4 looks like John Candy in SpaceBalls. Gotta vote for the obvious Mel Brooks fan (#4).
March 23rd, 2011
#4-I have the feeling if I don’t vote for her she’ll use her mind powers to find me and kick my arse.
March 23rd, 2011
Not letting Paparazzi Pizza ruin my fun. Like NBC used to say, if you haven’t seen it its new to you.
#13 all the way, if nothing else for the unfortunate positioning of his Eater Bunny.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 definitely, she is truly frightening!!
March 23rd, 2011
#4 for the win. #13 knows (s)he’s in a costume, whereas #4 probably dresses like this every day and thinks it’s normal
March 23rd, 2011
#4 wins. She looks like she dresses this way every day and thinks she looks normal. Whereas #13 knows (s)he’s dressed up in a creative costume.
March 23rd, 2011
13
March 23rd, 2011
Both are scary but #4 looks mean & is more likely to haunt my dreams. That’s why it (#4) gets my vote.
March 23rd, 2011
13
March 23rd, 2011
#4 for sure!!
Loved it the first time I saw it, and I still love it now!
March 23rd, 2011
I totally agree with LMA3! I vote #4!!
March 23rd, 2011
#4 … She’s an amazing specimen.
March 23rd, 2011
Let’s see.. the Spawn of Satan vs. Super Easter Man. I’ll have to go with the old lady from Drag Me to Hell in this one. #4 gets my vote.
March 23rd, 2011
I vote for Number 4. Number 13 looks like he just did for a special (weird?) occasion, while the “fair damsel” appears as if she makes an effort to appear that every day. You have to respect her commitment to the look!
March 23rd, 2011
Gonna save these two pictures to use to scare the sh*t out of my kids!
March 23rd, 2011
BTW…4 has my vote. She took time to fluff her nest and paint her face!!!
March 23rd, 2011
#4, I bet the hole in the ozone layer follows her! And she needs her medication adjusted, she looks ready to lose it at the smallest slight, I’m going to tiptoe away.
March 23rd, 2011
#4. #13 is TRYING to be walmart people. #4 was born that way!
March 23rd, 2011
# 13 fosho
March 23rd, 2011
Got to go with 4 …she is not even trying to be something that she is not ..lol
March 23rd, 2011
Go no. 4
March 23rd, 2011
Number 13, Now kiss the bunny’s feet!
March 23rd, 2011
#13 totally creeps me out
March 23rd, 2011
While I, like Edith Massey of Pink Flamingos fame, love the eggman, the walrus definitely wins here. #4 is CLASSIC POWM and will forever and always be my favorite WalCreature!
March 23rd, 2011
#4 hands down
March 23rd, 2011
How can this eveb ne questioned?? Number FOUR is a clear winner!!!
March 23rd, 2011
4
March 23rd, 2011
No Mam your hair dryer isn’t defective. It wasn’t meant to be used in the bath tub.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 …Hands Down.
March 23rd, 2011
# 4 looks like Betty Butterfield had a bad hair day.
#13….would you like a jelly bean little boy?
March 23rd, 2011
I vote #4.. I’m feelin like #13 only did that as a dumb stunt for easter, but #4 probably goes to wal-mart (as well as anywhere else) lookin thatta way
March 23rd, 2011
I vote for #4-She looks like her eyes are going to roll back into her head like the exorcist. (Can you imagine waking up to her??)
March 23rd, 2011
Elvira has really let herself go.
March 23rd, 2011
#4 Looks like she’s off her meds and her rollers.
March 23rd, 2011
has to be #4 because #4 thinks she looks good
March 23rd, 2011
# 4 looks like she is thinking, “What you talkin about Willis?”
March 23rd, 2011
# 13 says, “Come here kids play with my pink bunny” I think its a tie.
March 23rd, 2011
4. To be fair, 13 is probably just doing it for Easter.
4 is way scarier either way.
March 23rd, 2011
I vote for #4. #13 looks “harmless” crazy, but she looks like “evil” crazy.
March 23rd, 2011
#13, that took a lot of work to achieve that look. And he’s festive to boot!
March 23rd, 2011
#13 is clearly seeded wrong. UPSET!
March 23rd, 2011
You have to give the edge to #4 here. #13 only shows up that way for Easter, while that is the pernament look for #4.
March 23rd, 2011
My vote goes to (4) Divine! I thought she’d died. But, like Elvis Presley she’s obviously made an appearance at Wally World!
Number 13′s probably from the south… In the words of Julia Sugarbaker…” The south is proud of their crazy people. They put them out on the front porch for everyone to see!”
March 23rd, 2011
4
March 23rd, 2011
#4
March 23rd, 2011
#4 she looks like a physcho
March 23rd, 2011
Halloween Sooo,,, Soon????
March 24th, 2011
#13′s placement of the pink bunny makes him look like a child molester.
#4 seems ok. A picture taken when the subject is talking can make a strange facial expression.
March 24th, 2011
#13 for the bunny
March 24th, 2011
I’m wondering which one is scarier to be attacked by.
March 24th, 2011
Hmmm.. “I wuz gonna get you a present,but then.. uh,I ate it” Vs. “LOL Just let them damn women try an’ holler ‘rape’ when I ask ‘em if they wanna search muh basket for some eggs.THis makes it all legit-like.”
I’m gonna vote for the third Judd sister mama kept locked up all these years. She has that special something.
March 24th, 2011
#13 “Hey kid, you want the pink bunny? Go ahead and take it.”
March 24th, 2011
4
March 24th, 2011
Don? Oh. My. God. I think I know #13. Oh, dear God.
March 24th, 2011
4 holy f@#^ng S!%t
March 24th, 2011
#4 is a natural.
March 24th, 2011
while I really like Easter, #4 is a classic, and she should advance.
March 24th, 2011
4
March 24th, 2011
#4 love those bedroom eyes….
March 24th, 2011
Geez…….A psychotic looking woman vs an old man dressed up to attract little kiddies……….hhhhhmmmmm #13
March 24th, 2011
4
March 24th, 2011
#4 hands down he knows he looks goofy but she thinks she looks good!
March 24th, 2011
#13
March 24th, 2011
Number 4, for sure! Ewww….
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March 24th, 2011
UNOWUZUP – I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure… or have I ?
March 24th, 2011
#13 is very disturbing. possible child molestor. while #4 is just adult scary. #13 wins.
March 24th, 2011
#4
March 24th, 2011
#4.
At least #13 is smiling and seems like he fully intended to look like a clown.
March 24th, 2011
#4
March 24th, 2011
#13 in a stunner!
March 24th, 2011
#4 Definitely!
March 24th, 2011
#4, handdddds down.
March 24th, 2011
Hey kids! Look! It’s the Easter Hobo! He’s come from under the highway bridge with a basket of eggs & empty syringes!
March 24th, 2011
Both are going to give me nightmares. But I think I have to go with the homeless have an Easter egg version of Chester the Molester.
March 24th, 2011
#4 Wins.
March 24th, 2011
#4 on this one. She would scare the crap out of Charlie Sheen with that face.
March 24th, 2011
#4 is definatly everyday scary … i kinda like the guy!! hes fun and entertaining!
P.s. papparazzi guy go to hell! this is all in fun!!
March 24th, 2011
Although the easter bunny scares me here and makes me question whether he should be around children (maybe Western Psych escapee?) Number 5 is just too scary and makes me think she is going to curse me and it will work!
March 24th, 2011
Gotta go with #13. He put more effort into it. And wouldn’t it be funny if these two were married to each other–with him being so festive and her looking like she got out of the wrong side of the coffin?
March 24th, 2011
snicker
March 24th, 2011
Going with …………….#13!! That is hilarious!!!
March 24th, 2011
#13 wins here. I mean, that dude is on acid or some shit to put on an easter egg suit.
March 24th, 2011
# 4
March 24th, 2011
#4 wins.
At least the other guy won’t scare small children.
March 24th, 2011
I say 4, because she probably looks like this every day and the Easter guy dresses up once a year.
March 24th, 2011
Vote for #4, at least the Easter guy is celebrating a holiday…she looks like this EVERYDAY.
March 24th, 2011
#4 wins this one.
She’s saying: “Waddya mean I’m funny? Funny how? What’s funny about it? Funny how? Like funny, like i’m a clown?”
#13 is saying:
“Hey kids, wanna pet my bunny?”
March 24th, 2011
my kid would run screaming from #4 (i might too!) she’s seriously scary.. easter egg man just seems a little misguided — :p
March 24th, 2011
4
March 24th, 2011
On account of where the eggs were hid the easter bunny canceled the HUNT!
March 24th, 2011
#4 At least we can assume #13 was togged out for Easter…
March 25th, 2011
#4 def, she looks like she’ll eat your soul. Dude just looks run of the mill nutty.
March 25th, 2011
#4 — she looks like something from my childhood nightmares.
March 25th, 2011
#13
He’s probably spoiled Easter for countless children.
March 25th, 2011
#4!
#13 looks happy and festive, #4 could scare John Carpenter!
March 25th, 2011
#4 fo sho
March 25th, 2011
#4…she could kill Chuck Norris just by looking at him! Easter guy is just in the spirit.
March 25th, 2011
Happy Easter,,,least his is on purpose
March 25th, 2011
#4!!! She could scare the terrorists away!
March 25th, 2011
#4
March 26th, 2011
I definately would vote for # 13!!! that guy is looking like he is on one HELL OF AN ACID TRIP!!!
March 26th, 2011
OMG! The Easter Bunny barfed. #13 for sure.
March 26th, 2011
#13
March 27th, 2011
Sneak peak ugh!
March 27th, 2011
Honestly, both of these people scare me, but #13 should probably lay off the sugar… He has my vote.
March 28th, 2011
And they say Sasquash does not exist!
March 28th, 2011
omg #13 is awesome haha
March 28th, 2011
# 13 for sure!!!!! haha dont scare any kids
March 28th, 2011
omgf i know her she used to date my brother sal for 15 years glad its over she is scary though i agree she gets my vote for sure
March 29th, 2011
know her for sure ,,,she was almost my sister -in-law sure glad its over ,number 4 gets me vote for sure lmao so sad
March 29th, 2011
#13 He is awesome! that woman is just plain weird
March 30th, 2011
i hope # 13 isn’t planning on hiippity-hopping out to his little white windowless van without talking it over with his parole officer.
March 31st, 2011
Lol, ” Hey kids, wanna see why the call me PETER rabbit ? ” 13
March 31st, 2011
Easter guy is the Butler of this tourny
April 4th, 2011
i spy with my little eye a little bunny and a 20 eggs
April 7th, 2011
Easter Man is totally adorable.
That woman looks like she crawled out from under the trailer after a couple of days on a meth binge.
April 15th, 2011
the lady, omg, if you go out like this, well i need to shake tyour hand,a drink to you,,u r one homely woman..and to go out looking like you think you look good whahahahha
April 22nd, 2011
#4 and winning whahahahaha
April 22nd, 2011
Definitely Easter Egg Man! He looks friendly. That woman just looks evil!
April 27th, 2011
#4-Wouldn’t want to bump into her basket! #13-Pink bunny is just disturbing! Ewwwwww!
June 6th, 2011
OMG… Without a doubt number 4!!!!
November 11th, 2011
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