Like I said folks, 8 vs 9 are tricky. I’m just curious if Blue has the skill set to capture this creature.
Please cast your vote in the comments!
108 Comments | In: Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Walmart Fashion
Good Lord, that is one of the best geriatric femme mullets I’ve ever seen!
March 24th, 2011
Ah man, jellyfish vs pirate. That’s like Finding Nemo vs Pirates of the Caribbean. I’m going with Finding Nemo. #8.
A new hairstyle called the Jellyfish? I am so out of the loop…
It has to be #8 The Christmas shirt is to die for or is that just the feeling I get when I look at the picture?
Hands down #9!
In the words of John Lennon… “number nine, number nine, number nine…”
if it wasn’t for #9 being gay? they would make a lovely couple
#8–there is a damn jellyfish in the hair!
Blue with sequins beats a mullet any day…
Clearly there is nothing wrong with number 8, Jelly fish hats are all the rage these days! Get with the program people!!!!
Fly on the Wall
You’re my boy, Blue! #9
High degree of “mulletivity” there…judges give a 10.0, #9 gets my vote.
After all the whales the past few days, it certainly is nice to see a squid. #8
So THAT’S what happened to the other Bee Gee! No. 9 beats platinum man-o-war eating Santa and his reindeer. Had the jelly-mullet had sequins, however….
kate not katie
9. It’s the earrings that really do it for me.
These “contests” are a poor excuse to recycle old material. Boring.
Wow, #9 looks like he could be a new member of the Village People,
I vote for 8.
9 seems like an acid victim, whereas 8 has the most intense mullet i have ever seen, with the most embedded bad dye job.
capt hook gets my vote
Lil boy blue come blow your……… oh well you get the idea i vote for 9
Captain jack Swallows over the Portuguese Woman-o-war. #9
I vote for #8.
She (she…) has the most intense mullet with the most embedded bad dye job.
#9 is more like a victim of acid, former hippie.
I wish Popanator would quit posting this same comment on every matchup. If you find it so boring, then don’t comment and stay off the site until the damn tournament is over. But no one wants to see your endless bitching at every picture. GET OVER IT. #kthxbye!!
I vote for #9, Ass Pirates of the Carribbean
I wish paparazzi pizza would quit posting the same damn comment on this page at every match-up. My lord, if you find the contest so damn boring, then just stay the hell away from this site until this whole thing is over. No one wants to see your endless bitching at every damn picture. It’s not going to stop because one insignificant little twit finds it “boring”. GET OVER IT. #kthxbye!
Although the Atomic Mushroom cloud hairdo is outstanding..this one goes to #9 because I know that is a woman post-op and she looks so good as a man!
Number Nine. Nothing spices up life in the silver mines more than gold sparkles. I can’t see #8 spicing up anything other than Mac & Cheese.
All Hail the Hat Beads!
#9 Sir, you really need to know that the name Johnny Sean Jack Sparrow Connery Depp Ford doesn’t work for you all that well…
Number 9, all the way
It all depends. If granny is a tranny, she would win. I like cap’n sparkle’s “attitude”.
Where do all these freaky people come from. When I think
I’ve seen it all, another shows up. Those two deserve each
other, just call them 17
#8- there’s a jellyfish eating that woman’s head!
How incredibly tacky of Mr. #9! I NEVER mix beaded jewelry with metal!
Gotta go with life aquatic b/c his hair looks like it is always like that, the other one looks like it is mostly his clothes making his look.
Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
There’s something oddly alluring about #9.
After my prior post, I think I may need many years of therapy…
#8, Baby! I love this lady’s hairstyle, I love how she’s being all wild with her bad self.
#9 Brings His Pet #8 With Him At All Times !!!
#9 – nothing like a guy showing off his man boobs in womens clothing.
Can’t tell if that’s a pirate or a drag queen!
#9 – sequins for the win
Guys, you have run an awesome site, and I love it, but PLEASE get over with the comparisons. Are there not enough new submissions? Rehashing old photos and trying to come up with somethng to say about them all over again is wearing thin. Please get back to what you’re so good at!
How much longer before we see new material? This has been old for a few days now.
March 25th, 2011
Looks like our pirate friend is checking out the back side of Davy Jones.
“Octopus-Mullet (a.k.a Octo-Mullet)” versus “Disco-Pants Denture-Man”. Octo takes the vote.
This is a push.
aint i right
the pirate on the right even makes Capt. Jack look straight……….
It’s a competition folks – when it’s over, there will be heaps of new stuff to laugh at. Patience, grasshopper.
My vote is for #8 – that hair trumps the sparkles.
Number 8 hands down. Anyone can be sparkly. And #9 looks good, actually.
#9 definitely. Who doesn’t love a sparkly flamboyant pirate man? trashy mullets @ Walmart’e…big deal.
Can you please get back to showing new material? I’m sick of seeing the same things
Looks like a hat that # 9 is wearing to me…. so #8 wins
No. 8 is epic … iconic – it gets my vote.
The other dude is actually sorta cool.
at least the gay pirate made me smile, i’m sorry jelly fish you are the weakest link.
#8, looks like he jelly fish that was in “Shark Tale”
#9 — sparkly gay pirate for the win!
number 9… number 9… number 9…
#9 any day
She’s a SQUIDBILLY!
#8 is in the right spot to go fishing, sporting goods! he (or she) gets my vote.
#8 makes me smile somehow.
I’m gonna go with #9 he’s putting effort into it. The mullet is just accidentally awesome.
i like the number 8 seaded sea creature mullet FTW!
It’s got to be #8, life aquatic. #9 craves attention while #8 stays classy in that subtle sexy Walmart way.
#9. It takes a special kind of pirate to make sequins work.
Blue’s pimpin….a pimpin pirate!
#8 I bet her poodle has the same cut.
#9…and a seqined eye patch would just make this!!
2 snaps in a Z formation!
Ooops…I meant 3
I have to say #9
KD IN CALIF
#8 for having one of the worst hair-dos I’ve ever seen!
You gotta admit, #9 has gorgeous eyes!
“You’re my boy, Blue! You’re my boy.” – Number 9
Most hookers can’t accessorize as well as I See Blue.
He gets my vote.
See now, if Blue had sprung for the boob job like a certain other old guy with a beard, he’d have this hands down! But the jellyfish hairdo wins over a bearded old guy in drag, because he didn’t go all out and get the implants. #8
March 26th, 2011
I gotta go with the nine seed here
This is a lame match up, IMHO, but I’ll go with #8 for the great impression of the Man O’ War….
#8 all the way
YOUR MY BOY BLUE
March 27th, 2011
#9 Because I like the gold sweater
March 28th, 2011
Oh, this one was soooo hard. But I have to go with #8 because I have absolutely never seen anything like that in my entire life.
Why is #9 titled “seeing blue” or whatever? What does blue have to do with it??
March 30th, 2011
ive never seen a Frollett in real life before
April 4th, 2011
I see Blue….he looks glorious!!(:
April 9th, 2011
octomullet vs the gay pirate.My money is on the octomullet!
April 24th, 2011
LMFAO. names that sound like Kentucky derby contenders.
May 5th, 2011
That guy is now in a mental home he lives in Arkansas used to come to the cafe I worked at and I gave him free meals a lot. He used to walk around with and old Walkman and no tape in it or batteries and said whoever he thought he was listening to could really jam!
November 3rd, 2011