September 28th, 2009
The Irony Of “Self Checkout”
Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags.
California
Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags.
California
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mmm… wish I had some butter for those delicious rolls.
September 28th, 2009
Three Musketeers bars……………check.
Fried chicken nuggets……………..check.
Mayonnaise……………………………..double check.
Diet Coke…………………………………check. Gotta keep my girlish figure!
Cellulite wrap…………………………..check.
September 28th, 2009
Sure it took a half hour to get into, but can anyone deny have amazing it looks?
September 28th, 2009
this is hot…..mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm ahahahaha
September 28th, 2009
She doesn’t wear socks ’cause they make her legs look chubby
September 28th, 2009
Pleeeeeeeeeeease tell me that is NOT a skirt she’s wearing!!!
September 28th, 2009
I wanna pee all over dat!!
September 28th, 2009
Absolutely disgusting. Put on a shirt with sleeves, capris or pants and WASH your fucking hair and put SOME kind of effort into it. Lazy bitch!
September 28th, 2009
“Sure glad my 7th grade gym outfit still fits me”……
September 28th, 2009
Won’t somebody think of the children!?! And the adults and the seniors …
September 28th, 2009
Not only do her clothes not fit properly, has her hair seen a brush or color lately!
September 28th, 2009
It’s like a pregnancy pants panel, on backward, minus the rest of the pants.
September 28th, 2009
This is soooo close to being the worst ever posted on this site. Is there not a Grand Master in charge anywhere?
September 28th, 2009
Is that you Britney?
September 28th, 2009
Ew. Just Ew.
September 28th, 2009
You know whales don’t need clothes. Their blubber keeps them warm.
September 28th, 2009
Good grief. At first I thought her “skirt” was one of those black boxes used by TV and some web sites to hide naughty bits.
September 28th, 2009
Barf… infinity
September 28th, 2009
SAVE THE WHALES!
http://www.savethewhalesbutscrewthehumans.com
September 28th, 2009
Gunt!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
September 28th, 2009
That is so Jessica Simpson like 3 months ago..
September 28th, 2009
I think I just threw-up a bit… oops, some more just came up…. eeeeeewwwwww
September 28th, 2009
Simple……….WTF?
September 28th, 2009
Must of been in a real hurry – thought her black stretch head band was a skirt! Either that or it “slid” down off her forehead to her rear during the morning jog.
September 28th, 2009
Damn, she should have “checked herself out” before she left home. Looks like she is wearing a tube top as a skirt. And thank God they didnt capture the front cuz I dont think she is wearing a bra!!!
September 28th, 2009
I’d hit it.
September 28th, 2009
Doyle, I cain’t believe it took me 28 years to figger out it’s cheaper to buy yer clothes from the toddler section.
September 28th, 2009
OMG, I just have no words, I can’t even decide what is the first thing that appalled me. Oh dear where to star. Where do these prople come from? we have got to start screening who contirbutes to the gene pool.
September 28th, 2009
Unknown item in bagging area. Please remove item from the bagging area.
September 28th, 2009
“Can we please get a price check on Dignity?”
September 28th, 2009
Being proud of y our body is one thing, but this is rediculous!
September 28th, 2009
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
September 28th, 2009
aren’t tube tops supposed to go over the breastisis!
September 28th, 2009
I guess Walmart sells magic mirrors also. god knows someone lied to this woman and told her she looked good. there should be laws against this. its a crime against nature.
September 28th, 2009
Why buy the cow when you can get the…..
September 28th, 2009
“In these tough economic times, many Americans are faced with difficult decisions. Do I spend my last $5 on enough fabric to cover myself decently, or do I buy a super-sized Big Mac combo meal? Some of Americans will make the wrong choice.”
September 28th, 2009
Proof, that ONE size DOES NOT fit ALL!
September 28th, 2009
Jesus is making a special trip.
September 28th, 2009
Beastly. Look at that hair. Does she think she looks hot or something? People who are that fat should cover their body and not subject the rest of the world to it. Absolutely disgusting!
September 28th, 2009
man, that is just gross. I’m dumbstruck.
September 28th, 2009
While this is just ‘nasty’, I wanna know what the hell that arm behind her has in mind.
September 28th, 2009
It must have been REALLY hot that day. It’s a miracle that the picture isn’t blurry from the photographer laughing so hard!
September 28th, 2009
Wow the Real Housewives of Orange County really has let herself go.
September 28th, 2009
“gunt”, LOL?
September 28th, 2009
i would tap that i dont care if she got a little gut on her she is independent
September 28th, 2009
what you can’t see is that all of those boxes of food are open – those clothes fit perfectly when she entered the store.
September 28th, 2009
If I ever get that fat, please, someone harpoon me.
September 28th, 2009
That is the most DISGUSTING, the most WALMART thing I have ever seen!!!
September 28th, 2009
Britney before airbrush.
September 28th, 2009
This photograph must be a composite of several smaller images put together by a computer. There isn’t a wide-angle lens than can photograph all that! Unless NASA was involved….
September 28th, 2009
OMG!! Wow!! Really? Does she own a mirror……ewwwww
September 28th, 2009
I hope there’s a nice XXL bathrobe in those bags she’s packin’
September 28th, 2009
YALL FAGGOTS NEED TO STOP THUMBS DOWNING MY COMMENTS YALL HATING MAINE YALL KNOW YALL WOULD HIT DAT STOP HATING
September 28th, 2009
The person behind her is bracing themselves on the check-out counter. I would, too, if I actually had to watch *that* move around in my line of sight.
September 28th, 2009
can you image if she dropped something….PLEASE don’t pick it up… just consider it a loss and walk away….
September 28th, 2009
Yeesh! Sneak up on a stairmaster, girl!
September 28th, 2009
If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If not, THEN COVER IT THE F#@K UP!!!!
September 28th, 2009
The good news is, she evidently isn’t troubled by body image issues.
September 28th, 2009
Dam girl! When you rolled out of bed this afternoon, are you sure you put on Y0UR clothes??
September 28th, 2009
The sad part about it is…she probably believes she looks good
September 28th, 2009
what’s wrong with these people ?
can’t they cover themselves properly?
September 28th, 2009
There should be a law inacted that prohibits the manufacturing of shorts that are wider than they are long!
September 28th, 2009
It looks like her gut is trying to lick the groceries.
September 28th, 2009
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Ryno
There should be a law inacted that prohibits the manufacturing of shorts that are wider than they are long!
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Those aren’t shorts. That’s a tube top.
September 28th, 2009
She is just in time for the special on gallon tubs of krill. If she doesn’t hurry, she’ll fall behind the rest of the pod.
September 28th, 2009
I have no words….I hope this says all I really have to say about this…
September 28th, 2009
*gag* You can almost see her “english muffin.” *gag*
September 28th, 2009
finger licking good!
September 28th, 2009
WTF!! Go put on some baggy clothes!
September 28th, 2009
Holy flab Batman! Quick to the red phone. Call Stacy and Clinton!
September 28th, 2009
Unexpected item in bagging area.
September 28th, 2009
If there is one place you can let it all hang out, you have proven it is WalMart!
September 28th, 2009
MY eyes! We don’t like it, we don’t want to put a ring on it, but we do want to put pants, long sleeved shirt and a burkah on it . God help us.
September 28th, 2009
Of all the pictures posted on this site, this one takes the cake.
September 28th, 2009
A little respect for a person suffering from dunlap syndrome.
September 28th, 2009
I’m so confused..is it shorts? a skirt? or a REALLY stretched out head band??
September 28th, 2009
that person standing behind her should move back, that skirt looks like it could blow at any minute.
September 28th, 2009
VOMIT
September 28th, 2009
No. No, no, no, no, no!
September 28th, 2009
There’s no more room to be putting a ring anywhere on her.
September 28th, 2009
Hey, is that an Oreo with double stuff?
September 28th, 2009
Ya know, maybe the Taliban are onto something with that whole “Burka” idea…..just sayin’
September 28th, 2009
The irony is, when her arm went over the scanner, it rang her up as an Oreo with double stuff.
September 28th, 2009
i now realize there is no limit on nasty
September 28th, 2009
Yes, dear, all the guys are checking you out….the same way they check out a bad wreck on the interstate.
September 28th, 2009
ugh. that shit just makes me mad…
September 28th, 2009
Looks like 10lbs of sh!t in a 5lb bag
September 28th, 2009
People amaze me sometimes. -_-
September 28th, 2009
WHAT DA HECK YALL HAVE ME WIT THUMBS DOWN 28 AND THUMBS UP ZERO WURR ALL MY REAL HOMIES AT YALL NEED TO START REPRESENT AND THUMBS UP YA BOY AND TO ALL DA HATAS KEEP ON HATIN IM JUST LAUGHIN AT YA LAUGHIN ALL DA WAY TO DA BANK
September 28th, 2009
@ Jamby – Learn to speak/type/read/write English and actually have something intelligent to contribute. Why do you care about a bunch of ratings anyway?
September 28th, 2009
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
September 28th, 2009
that country song comes to mind….”She was rockin the beer gut!”
September 28th, 2009
Dude behind her is handing her some Ajax to clean that shit up.
September 28th, 2009
Yes, I agree…this pic takes the cake,
And the ice cream, and the cookies, and the candy, and the hohos.
Told ya – Walfart needs bouncers…….
Never mind – she can bounce all by herself….
GAG
September 28th, 2009
Where’s the beef??
September 28th, 2009
BTW – Where’s the tramp stamp??
She needs something that says…….wait for it…..
“Wide Load”
sorry.
September 28th, 2009
OMG! I don’t understand how these people think that just because it’s “Walmart” that you don’t have to at least look half decent to come through the door!!! YIKES!!! Her moose knuckles are probably showing from the frontside! Thank goodness we didn’t see the front!!!
September 28th, 2009
This is a GROSS misinterpretation of “dressing as if”…
September 28th, 2009
Her knees look like chokers keeping the gravy from sliding all the way down, you can see it start to pool in what use to be thighs.
September 28th, 2009
she has to wear that so the burning bacon smell can evaporate, the pmarmacist told her to keep it light and airy, but this is ridiculous.
September 28th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that’s Susan Powter.
September 28th, 2009
I’m reasonably sure that’s Susan Powter.
September 28th, 2009
… What’s truly sad…is here in Tennessee.. This sort of thing is a normal day to day sight
Thank God I was born in Chicago and not TN….I might have gotten the “genes” that make this type of women attractive.
September 28th, 2009
EZ access to breed with her.
September 28th, 2009
Wow, Britney really let herself go this time.
September 28th, 2009
Wearing her headband as a skirt seemed like such a cute idea.
September 28th, 2009
I think she is buying “Wheat Thins”.
September 28th, 2009
The first time I loaded this page it crashed, and I got the message, “Error on Page.” I think that doesn’t even come CLOSE to describing what’s on this page.
September 28th, 2009
WHY!
September 28th, 2009
I knew I was onto something when I chose my moniker for this site…
September 28th, 2009
I just threw up a little. The only good thing about this picture is that she doesn’t live in my state. Now if we could just get her to leave the country.
September 28th, 2009
I’d like to hire her to sit next to me whenever I fly over the Alps………..
……juuuuuuuuuust in case.
September 28th, 2009
Has anyone been able to definitively confirm yet if this is indeed Kirstie Alley?
September 28th, 2009
wtf shamu this isnt seaworld
September 28th, 2009
wtf shamu is @ walmart now?
September 28th, 2009
Why do trashy people always seem to have random bruises and sores all over their legs?
September 28th, 2009
What is even scarier is that she seems to have forgotten to put on underwear along with her skirt/tubetop/headband before going to WalMart.YIKES!!!!!!
September 28th, 2009
OK, folks, it’s time to vote. There have been some really nasty specimens on this site, but this one is a WINNER.
September 28th, 2009
She needs to grab a full-length mirror while she’s there. it’s obvious there is not one anyhwere in her world.
September 28th, 2009
WHY!!! WHY!!!! Why do people think it is ok to go out in public like this?
September 28th, 2009
UUMMM Emily looks like thoes are underwear she is wearing.
September 28th, 2009
All I can say is, THANK GOD the Walmart I work at does not have self checkouts.
September 28th, 2009
I think she’s trying to convince herself she’s still a size 5 by squeezing her fat @$$ into a skirt 15 sizes too small.
September 28th, 2009
Great. I’ve finally gone blind!!!
September 28th, 2009
Looks like Mrs. Michelin Man stopped by Wallyworld on her walk of shame home from a hot night with the Sta Puf Marshmallow man.
September 28th, 2009
California Dreamin’
September 28th, 2009
She obviously forgot to pick up a fresh pair of Spanx during this Walmart shopping trip.
September 28th, 2009
Do you see the dark blue article of clothing atop her register? Maybe that is her pants. I’m not sure why she decided to take them off though.
Lets not forget that this fat cow probably has a backup beep that alerts anybody in her path that a semi is coming.
September 28th, 2009
Scary part is, someone is sleeping with that tonight – drunk guys will bang anything. That is why i don’t drink!
September 28th, 2009
Never seen so many rolls without gravy.
September 28th, 2009
We need a poncho in the self check-out line, STAT!
September 28th, 2009
She was river inner-tubing and the damn thing deflated !!
September 28th, 2009
“Creeping” into the bag? More like OOZING into the bag.
September 28th, 2009
i think she may be rockin’ the shaved dark hair underneath the stringy bleach blond hair look–classic.
September 28th, 2009
She better hope that those “shorts” don’t have some kind of microscopic fabric defect, because with the apparent axial loading going on, those things will become a lethal projectile at the first sign of a rip.
September 28th, 2009
I would HIT IT
September 28th, 2009
… find a happy place, find a happy place, find a HAPPY place!
September 28th, 2009
is that a skirt? or a headband?
September 28th, 2009
If there is a better word in the “new dictionary” than GUNT I have yet to find it.
September 28th, 2009
I’m just glad we only got the “back” view. Can you imagine that from the front????
September 28th, 2009
Black fabric is always gives the illusion of being slim.
September 28th, 2009
SOooooo hawt, want to touch the hinnie
September 28th, 2009
Let the good times roll!
September 28th, 2009
I’d put 50 cents in the electric horsey out front if she’d be willing to ride on it
September 28th, 2009
Someone wondered if she’s wearing shorts or a skirt. NEITHER! It’s a large cummerbund from her hubby’s tux.
September 28th, 2009
On second thought, I think we should pass the virtual hat here and set up a paypal account to donate for the cause. What, you might ask is the cause that I implore everyone to donate to? The “Buy This Woman a MuMu” fund. (or just head over to sporting goods for a tent fly).
September 28th, 2009
Marge got into her workout clothes to hit Wal-Mart, hoping to get a little exercise in before breakfast… But it was hard telling whether the sweat on her brow was from bagging her own groceries, or looking at the bulk pack of fried apple fritters.
September 28th, 2009
Mental Note: Quit checking this site while eating lunch. Seriously… I lost my appetite. I almost threw up. And I’m not kidding…
September 28th, 2009
Although I kind of hate to admit it considering everyones comments here…I would definitely hit that! I like my women a bit larger…her thighs are a it larger than my liking, but the rest looks good! Would love to see a front shot to see what she has going on in the breast department
September 28th, 2009
Ummmm, I am just SO THANKFUL that this wasn’t shot from the back b/c from what I can see she gives a completely different meaning to “New Moon”. *SHUDDER*
September 28th, 2009
Where did I put that cottage cheese? I don’t want to get caught not paying for something. Oh….silly me, there it is, hanging off both of my legs!
September 28th, 2009
Britney?..Did you let yourself go again?
No I think even Britney has more class than than!
Coming from a fat girl, keep that shxt covered!!!
September 28th, 2009
thats just nasty!!
September 28th, 2009
Looks like a blonde wig on backwards over dirty dark hair
September 28th, 2009
Momma?!?!
September 28th, 2009
I’d hit it.
September 28th, 2009
Hey, there ain’t no shame in her game . . .
September 28th, 2009
I think that’s her underwear… She was so excited to get to go out in public she forgot to put pants on…
September 28th, 2009
If she think she looks good in that I would hate to see what she considers to be a ‘bad outfit”
September 28th, 2009
Gunt is the best word ever. I’m learning so many new words on this site. Another favorite … “she-wolf.”
September 28th, 2009
Firstly,that is not a Badonkadonk,it is clearly a BadonkaDingDong.Secondly,guessing from the greasy hair,I’m quite sure the person behind it in the checkout is praying to be upwind of it,cause you know Fashion ruled over hygene here.
September 28th, 2009
She probably ate her boyfriend, so she doesn’t have anyone around to ask if the outfit makes her look fat.
September 28th, 2009
…I’d throw it in her ass.
September 28th, 2009
I’d probably be staring too much at that
September 28th, 2009
to ugh – the bruises are from getting into a fistfight with another fattie over the last package of twinkies.
The sores are from where she directly injects the trans fats directly into her body.
September 28th, 2009
Wow. That makes me not want to eat for a week.
September 28th, 2009
UHHHHHHH, YEA, SHE FOR SHURE DATES A BLACK GUY!!
September 28th, 2009
That thing has got to be a flatulation amplifier…if it can withstand the force
September 28th, 2009
ID LIKE TO PUT MY “TWITTER” IN HER ” MYSPACE”
September 28th, 2009
Oh my gosh, Brittney has really let herself go this time!
September 28th, 2009
Its not that her shirt doesn’t fit, it just gave up.
September 28th, 2009
At least that thing hides the Brand on her ass.Do you see an ear tag through that hair ? She’s in a rush to get back to the feedlot before head count
September 28th, 2009
Those are actually 24″ waist long leg pants. Stretch to 5X the width, they shrink to 1/5 the length. . . And don’t you just WISH they didn’t?
September 28th, 2009
And to think I felt guilty going to see hubby at lunch today (does not work at Wal*mart) wearing an over sized sweat shirt my sunglasses to cover my hurting eyes (because I had a migrane starting) and slippers (they are cool looking and don’t really look like slippers).
After looking at this picture I suddenly feel… over dressed.
September 28th, 2009
Those are regular 24″ waist, long leg pants. Stretch to 5X the width, they shrink to 1/5 the height. . . And don’t you just WISH they didn’t?
September 28th, 2009
“Unknown item in bagging area. Please remove item from the bagging area.” – Chuck U. Farley wins at the internet! Ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha a ha ha h hahah ah ha ha!
September 28th, 2009
*beep* “There is an unexpected item in the bagging area, please remove the item and rescan your last purchase”
Is that a skirt or shorts? Why can I not stop looking…
September 28th, 2009
I’m in love, did anybody get her number???
September 28th, 2009
geeze, lady!
Those vomiting sounds that seem to be following you around the store aren’t due to some bad chicken-salad from the the deli.
September 28th, 2009
OMG I think that’s my mom!!!!!
September 28th, 2009
It looks likes she got hit in the back of her legs with a bag of nickles!
September 28th, 2009
Perhaps Walmart needs to institute a dress code..”shirt , shoes and something to cover the ass is required”
September 28th, 2009
Please tell me where I can find the “stick tongue here” sticker? Yummy, yummy, i would love to suck the sweat out from between those rolls.
September 28th, 2009
Doncha know?? A bare midriff is SOOOOOOO sexy!!
September 28th, 2009
Why bother bagging your food when you’ll just eat it all before you get to the car anyways?!
On a side note, I bet she makes for excellent shade on a hot summers day.
September 28th, 2009
How can that NOT be illegal ??? Seriously. Obama just got to do something about this. Fuck Iran, this kinda shit is far more dangerous for America.
September 28th, 2009
MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! MAKE IT STOP!
September 28th, 2009
If you have junk in your trunk, shut the stinking lid!
September 28th, 2009
Does all this food make my ass look big?
Yes… and your arms, legs and gunt!
September 28th, 2009
I am actually turned-on by this. There is fat gross and there is fat sexy. She has her fat in the righrt places, and is flaunting it quite nicely. Only chubby-chasers would understand me though. I know you chubby-chasers are turned-on by this picture. Haha!
September 28th, 2009
Is that my GrandMa?
September 28th, 2009
They just stopped in for food here at Walmart, they shope for her clothes at Tennessee Tent and Awning next door, her clothes were set on shrink in the dryer and she needs to get some new ones
September 28th, 2009
I don’t see what all the fuss is, this is just a gleaming example of American curvy women at it’s finest!
September 28th, 2009
Do you think her socks match her underwear????????
September 28th, 2009
Super size bag of Peanut M&M’s….$7.95
Case of Mountain Dew…..$4.50
Ally Diet Supplement….$50.00
Stealing your 8 year old daughters clothes….PRICELESS!!!
September 28th, 2009
was she pulled through a knot-hole?… backwards?? btw, i work for wally world,and i have to see train wrecks like this one EVERY FLIPPIN’ DAY!!!!
September 28th, 2009
“when Bobbie Mae gets dressed to go out shopping, she really goes ALL OUT!”
September 28th, 2009
Thank God our local Wal-Mart got rid of the self-checkouts!
I’m feeling sick thinking of the sight if this woman drops something and has to bend over. Eeeeeeek.
September 28th, 2009
Yummy:-p
September 28th, 2009
Someone call Animal Control, one of the elephants escaped!
September 28th, 2009
It’s jiggling is almost hypnotic. Like a lava lamp. I would give her my special glaze.
September 28th, 2009
LOL. It’s kind of like an accident, you know it’s going to be gross, but you just can’t look away!
September 28th, 2009
You know there is a man with her who just gets all fired up when she dresses like a working gal for him.
September 28th, 2009
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, sooooo sexy it hurts . . . .”
September 28th, 2009
Absolutely fuggin’ nasty!
To think there is some guy out there, either married to this or has had intimate physical contact with this and child(ren) was/were produced.
September 29th, 2009
I’d beat!!! LOL!!!! She’d be soooo happy
September 29th, 2009
That tube top thing around her ass is about one inch short of indecent exposure… not everyone wants to see twat, lady. kindly cover up, for the sake of everyone’s vision.
September 29th, 2009
that tube top rubber-band thing around her ass is about one inch away from indecent exposure.
Not everyone wants to see a flabby twat. Kindly cover up, for the sake of everyone’s vision.
September 29th, 2009
Kelly LeBrock relives her “Weird Science” days at Walmart. I can see why Steven Segal divorced her.
September 29th, 2009
holy shit that’s in california? how many years did it take for her to grow into that skirt. there’s no way possible that she put it on.
September 29th, 2009
Is that Britney Spears circa 2007?
September 29th, 2009
Well the gunt ain’t gaunt that’s for sure.
September 29th, 2009
A question: What is the hand on the left of the picture reaching for? Maybe I shouldn’t ask!
September 29th, 2009
all she needs now, is PRINCESS written on the back of her skirt!! LMAO!!!
September 29th, 2009
I don’t think your ready for this jelly, I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe..
September 29th, 2009
Brittney Spears looks terrible.
September 29th, 2009
Unknown item in bagging area…
September 29th, 2009
If she walked past me I would sue for ‘bystander trauma’.
September 29th, 2009
I believe I see belt loops from a belt that gave up a long time ago…
September 29th, 2009
Shit, I’d hit it!
September 29th, 2009
Her car is posted on 9/27 – WIND ME UP!
September 29th, 2009
Her car awaits in the parking lot – see 9/27 Wind Me Up!
September 29th, 2009
once again i must say… I LOVE BIG GIRLS!!! is it wrong that i find this hot?
September 29th, 2009
Seriously what is wrong with people that have this self image delusion? Did they once have a great body and tell themselves it still shows? Are their mirrors broken? Are they blind? UGH UGH UGH!
September 29th, 2009
She did not bring Sexy Back with this outfit. I guess she does not “What not to Wear”.
September 29th, 2009
hookers gotta eat too
September 29th, 2009
YIkes. But that caption is B.S. Beyonce is fabulous and this chick is…. well… unfortunate.
September 29th, 2009
Gunt-zilla goes grocery.
September 29th, 2009
Wow, that is scary. I can’t believe there are sorry people still going out dressed like that. And she has no excuse because she can get some nice affordable clothes she can wear to cover herself up. Disgusting.
September 29th, 2009
talk about “hanging out” at Walmart….
September 29th, 2009
small children and midgets just threw up in the candy isle after receiving the birds eye view of that vertical nest……..
September 29th, 2009
Now i’m confused here…. What kinds of things went through her brain before she left the house? Did she think this was acceptable because she was just going into walmart? or did she look at herslef turn around in a slow circle and say, “hot DAMN! i’m going to walmart!”
September 29th, 2009
Really disgusting, can you say white trash?
September 29th, 2009
Should be arrested for assaulting my vision!
September 29th, 2009
I see there’s no full-length mirror in her shopping basket…
September 29th, 2009
OMFG!!! Does she have that body disorder where you are a huge fat bitch and when you look in the mirror you see a little tiny person?
Someone rope her ass back into the house and tie her up so she is no longer allowed to leave, until she learns to dress herself!!!
September 29th, 2009
the ONLY thing that should be in that woman’s bag is a MIRROR!
September 29th, 2009
Deeply disturbing……………..damn my eyes!!!
September 29th, 2009
looks like Common Sense has been out of stock at this Walmart for months.
September 29th, 2009
Can you believe those idiots wanted me to be on “The Biggest Loser”. I am one sexy mama!!!!
September 29th, 2009
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
September 29th, 2009
rockin’ the beer-twinkies-snickers-pizza-double cheeseburgers-fried chicken gut
September 29th, 2009
I puked in my mouth….wait…there it goes again. Since when is a tube-top worn as a skirt?
September 29th, 2009
Her legs look like picnic hams.
September 29th, 2009
A skirt… a skirt? A SKIRT?!?!? OH DEAR GOD! She stole that off a toddler!
September 29th, 2009
I am convinced that “skirt” is actually just a censorship bar that the photographer has added for the benefit of our gag reflexes.
September 29th, 2009
She hasn’t figured out WalMart has a “fashion” department. She’s been spending all her cash in the Little Debbies aisle.
September 29th, 2009
Taking a trip down “de Nile” ….
September 29th, 2009
Oh my God I wonna date her does anyone have her number.
September 29th, 2009
Wow…Brittney really let herself go this time
September 30th, 2009
yes, these shoes r new…. why do you ask?
September 30th, 2009
Those extra hours in the gym are really paying off, I’m back in a size 5 again
September 30th, 2009
Hey everyone it’s Britney!
September 30th, 2009
For all the idiots who complain about this site making fun of people of a lower socioeconomic status…JUST TRY DEFENDING THIS ONE. No excuse. NO EXCUSE!
September 30th, 2009
“unexpected item in bagging area” LOL
September 30th, 2009
Shallow Hal wouldn’t even touch that! I guess that’s what happens when you become a washed up ex high school cheerleader…
September 30th, 2009
ill take 2 scoops of dat
September 30th, 2009
Brittany Spears, in a few more years…
September 30th, 2009
This has to be our local Wal-Mart here in West Virginyee!
September 30th, 2009
the bruises just set it all off…….
September 30th, 2009
Just think someone out there thinks she’s the hottest thing and told her that she looked good in that!!!!!!!!! I think i’m going to be sick!!!!!!!!
September 30th, 2009
Proof that the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
September 30th, 2009
Check yourselves out
September 30th, 2009
these people commenting need to check themselves out.
September 30th, 2009
I hate to say it.. but for us guys who like our women shall I say.. a bit larger.. That look is SEXY for sure.
I mean I know we are all brainwashed to like stick thin models and all.. but I would LOVE to get a piece of that body
September 30th, 2009
Come on people, give the woman a break…she just finished at the gym and didn’t have time to shit, shower or shave
Why is it that I never see this stuff at my local walmart?
September 30th, 2009
All you negative people will be sorry you don’t have her on a cold winnter night!!!!!
September 30th, 2009
If you got it, flaunt it!!!
September 30th, 2009
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I am proved wrong. LOL.
September 30th, 2009
Looks like someone opened up a can of biscuits!
September 30th, 2009
She’s just buying her hourly snack.
She needs all that nourishment for the baby…she’ll never have for obvious reasons.
September 30th, 2009
I can just imagine the smell…………………..damn…thats just wron on soo many levels. I work at a WalMart, I think I have seen this woman
September 30th, 2009
I am willing to bet that’s actually a tummy tuck band she’s using to keep her butt from looking too big.
September 30th, 2009
ooh– friction is not her friend here people, I bet the baby powder is ‘in the bag’
September 30th, 2009
and some guys find this woman attractive?
September 30th, 2009
Unexpected item in the bagging area….
October 1st, 2009
Unexpected item in the bagging area…
October 1st, 2009
WHY…WHY…WHHHHYYY …?! listen I’m all for being proud of whatever body you have and you don’t have to be a size 0 and blahblahblah but for the love of god someone find this chick and tell her she is fat…
October 1st, 2009
i bet 10 dollars she has a black boyfriend. LMAO yes it’s racists and yes i’m black
October 1st, 2009
If you listen very, very closely you can hear that skirt pleading for help.
(And what is up with the belt loop? This skirt needs a belt like Jim Carville needs a comb.)
October 1st, 2009
If you listen very, very closely, you can hear that skirt plead for help.
October 1st, 2009
OMFG…NOW I KNOW….Yep…Now I know why they UP NORTH, make fun of US DOWN SOUTH…ROFLMFAO…I think I saw this woman last week at the gym…WAIT, NO, whew, WASN’T her…Duhhhhhhhhhhh…. : )~
October 1st, 2009
Is she even wearing a bra under the shirt? It is a shirt right? Wheres the fashion police when you need them. Or just clothing when you need it.
October 1st, 2009
Anyone seen the cashier? I swore the were here a minute ago…..
October 1st, 2009
Okay.. We all (unfortunately) can see the back. Can you imagine the poor door greeter who saw the FRONT?!?!?!!? He’s in the ICU undergoing corneal replacement surgery!!!
Seriously though! If THAT much of the BACK side is showing.. then how much of the fron….. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!
October 1st, 2009
“Unexpexcted item in bagging area”
October 1st, 2009
i just threw up, really i did
October 1st, 2009
OMG Who took a picture of me? LOL!
October 1st, 2009
At least she saving money …not by shopping at Walmart, but by obviously not buying shampoo or clothes that fit. Just say no to crack!
October 1st, 2009
The saddest part is I bet SOMEONE checked her out that day. You know it’s true.
Now the owner of this site owes me a visit to the eye doctor and some mind bleach.
October 1st, 2009
I feel bad for the poor guy behind her
October 1st, 2009
Sure that’s a Gunt? Looks like a Fupa to me!!!
October 1st, 2009
Sure that’s a Gunt?? Looks like a Fupa to me!!!
October 1st, 2009
Sure that’s a Gunt?? Looks like a Fupa to me!!
October 1st, 2009
Did you guys just make up a word? Cuz “gunt” is hysterical! And it works too! When your belly hangs over your privates you have a gunt. it all starts here. It may even be funnier if it’s a typo .
October 1st, 2009
Baby ain’t got back! Baby got FLAB!!!
October 1st, 2009
how did she get into those shoert??? vaseline and a crowbar???
October 1st, 2009
She grabbed the wrong can. she thought she had a can of Whoop A**, but instead got a can of “Whooops, My A**!”
October 2nd, 2009
She grabbed the wrong can. She must’ve thought she got a can of “Whoop A**” but instead got “Whoooppss, My A**!”
October 2nd, 2009
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt, so sexy it hurts”
This is a serious case of body dysmorphic disorder gone wrong!
October 2nd, 2009
It saddens me to see things like this. I never understand what people like this consider as attractive, or appropriate for that matter. It has to be some of kind of weird sickness or something, right? I mean, I’ve seen people like this in Wal-Mart and I can help but stare. It actually frightens me a bit. I can’t even freaking tell if that is a skort or a skirt; I hope it’s a skort, for everyone’s sake. Where should we send her? What Not To Wear or Biggest Loser?
October 2nd, 2009
It gives a whole new appreciation of that classic country song “She was rockin’ the beer gut”!
October 2nd, 2009
Is that a navy blue windbreaker tossed up on the check out-stanchion? If there was a vote, I think I’d go for covering the bottom half first.
I bet her man back at the trailer, drinking beer and watching sports said, “Thassa grea outfit, Hon! [Buuurrrp]“
October 2nd, 2009
Didn’t she look in the mirror before she left the house???
October 2nd, 2009
mmmmmmmmmmmm
now that looks TIGHT!
fat chicks rule
October 2nd, 2009
”No really…you can tell me….does my butt look big in this?”
October 2nd, 2009
”No really…you can tell me …does my butt look big in this?”
October 2nd, 2009
I now have a hole in the back of my head, because the searing didn’t stop at my eyeballs.
October 3rd, 2009
“Everyday low class”
October 3rd, 2009
Five fold discount.
October 3rd, 2009
KATHUNDRA, WHERE HAVE HAVE YOU BEEN, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. I’D E_T IT!!!!! VERY PRETTY.
October 3rd, 2009
are those shorts or a skirt? Looks like a skirt to me since both her cheeks are hanging out in one piece… seriously, yer out of yer mind to even CONCIDER wearing this in public looking like that!!
October 3rd, 2009
This isn’t just any sort of spectacular its, skank-tacular!
October 3rd, 2009
It’s Jessica Simpson!
October 4th, 2009
It became a self checkout after she ate the cashier.
October 4th, 2009
She had to stop going to the beach because people kept trying to push her back into the water. “HURRY UP! SHE’S DYING!”
October 4th, 2009
awsome ….just awsome
October 4th, 2009
don’t they have a “no shoes, no pants, no service” policy? If they don’t, they really need to put one in place.
October 5th, 2009
How is it that people who willingly opt to dress like that are walking around in public, all over the country, and I still can’t get a date? Then again, anyone who would check her out, or date her in that outfit would be wayyyyyyyy below my standards.
October 5th, 2009
“Damn, I don’t have anything to wear except this tubetop! I guess I’ll borrow my little sister’s white tank, and use the tubetop for a skirt! l’ll be so fashion-forward, I’ll be just like Paris Hilton or Lady Gaga. If they can look like idiots, I guess I can too!
October 5th, 2009
Jenny Craig, Where are you??? Wait… I think that chick ate her! Hey, she’s probably thinking… When you got it, you must flaunt it!!!
October 5th, 2009
This is what you call, “A whole lotta’ Lovin”……Daddy likes…..
October 5th, 2009
HOT MAMA
October 5th, 2009
Are those the new Shape-Ups by Sketchers she’s wearing… they’re not working!
October 5th, 2009
Caption should read: “Unidentified object in bagging area….”
October 6th, 2009
Wow, I always envisioned Californians as being beautiful with sun-kissed bodies. Clearly the only thing that has kissed this body is some twinkies or cupcakes.
October 6th, 2009
How can someone that looks like that ,dress like that and think it OK? I”m 14 sizes smaller than her and I’d never wear anything close to than in public or in private. Maybe in her mind she’s skinny . I don’t know .
October 6th, 2009
Look in the bag on the left….. is she buying a Wii Fit?
October 6th, 2009
Why is it that people with the worst bodies feel the need to show the rest of the world what should be hidden under some clothes. It’s like people with the ugliest babies have to take a ton of pictures an show everyone and give the pictures to you so you can put them up around the house.
October 6th, 2009
…….. jabba the slut all over again… can i say Jan??? Jabba???
October 6th, 2009
Does the Healt Dept. Allow this???
October 6th, 2009
Self Check-out???? No one will ever see me???
October 6th, 2009
10) Mommy…has the swine flu hit here? Why’s everyone throwing up?
9) Mom, that’s MY outfit!
8) I have the BEST outfit…when I wear it to Wal-mart, EVERYONE stares.
7) Your pants/skirt/dress must be at least THIS long to enter our store.
6) Has anyone seen my twinkies??
5) The best part about this outfit is that it doesn’t need a belt.
4) Underwear? Who has room to wear underwear?
3) The day ‘tight’ stopped meaning hot, phat…
2) Now where did I put my cell phone!!
and the number 1: If only she’d been David Letterman’s intern!!
October 6th, 2009
there should be a law…………….
October 6th, 2009
Where’s Stacy and Clinton when you REALLY need them??!!??
October 7th, 2009
Mom??
October 7th, 2009
She should have bought a mirror!!!
October 7th, 2009
I wonder if people can have the opposite of anorexia? Where you look into the mirror and see yourself as skinnier then what you really are? Hmmm.
October 7th, 2009
now im sorry i know that ive over weight but i would never wear that not even in my house!! how in the world did she walk out of the door in that!!! and there is no “BRA” OMG!!
October 7th, 2009
She should be arrested for indecent roll over.
October 7th, 2009
I know she must have passed a mirror or 2 while she was in there. Did she not see herself BEFORE leaving the house?
October 8th, 2009
Wow, Britney really into those chocolates.
October 8th, 2009
Is that a double ass mini-skirt???
October 8th, 2009
Nothing like a fat bitch in a half shirt to brighten your day
October 8th, 2009
“The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin, that’s what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo…..” SPINAL TAP RULES!
October 8th, 2009
Hey, that’s not a “gunt”, it’s a FUPA!
October 8th, 2009
Hey, that’s not a “gunt”, it’s a FUPA!
October 8th, 2009
Ya gotta wonder what she sees when she looks in a mirror.
October 8th, 2009
Now I have seen some people come in dressed horrifically at my time in hell*aka Walmart* but this it truly exceptional.
October 9th, 2009
DAMN!!!
I FORGOT TO BUY THAT 10 GALLON BUCKET OF CRISCO FOR MY FRIED BUTTER!!!
October 9th, 2009
OH MY GOD WHY. JUST WHY. This is legitimately nauseating.
October 10th, 2009
The song playing in her head…”I feel pretty. Oh so pretty…”
October 10th, 2009
The song playing in her head…”I feel pretty…Oh so pretty”
October 10th, 2009
Unexpected Item in Baggage Area
October 11th, 2009
I literally gagged.
Must have something to do with the combination of hideous Moby Dick-esque abomination and the word “gunt”.
Fuck.
October 12th, 2009
Shit they been lookin for that little haley girl..i think i see her leg hangin out the bottom of this ladies belly roll
October 13th, 2009
This thing abended my system.
October 13th, 2009
“Unexpected item in bagging area…please remove item then press..”
October 13th, 2009
did you notice that she didn’t buy no one article of clothing to replace that tube top she’s wearing for a skirt. OMG if she bends over a little more there would be something totally different to talk about right now
October 13th, 2009
how can you not talk about her size when she’s dressed like this. When Monique told big women to embrace their bigness. they just went all the hell out. ugh
October 13th, 2009
OOO…ooo….OOO….OOO….Her butt cheeks r hangin out the bottom of her …um….skirt?….if u want to call it that.