Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags.
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mmm… wish I had some butter for those delicious rolls.
September 28th, 2009
Three Musketeers bars……………check.
Fried chicken nuggets……………..check.
Diet Coke…………………………………check. Gotta keep my girlish figure!
Sure it took a half hour to get into, but can anyone deny have amazing it looks?
this is hot…..mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm ahahahaha
She doesn’t wear socks ’cause they make her legs look chubby
Pleeeeeeeeeeease tell me that is NOT a skirt she’s wearing!!!
I wanna pee all over dat!!
Absolutely disgusting. Put on a shirt with sleeves, capris or pants and WASH your fucking hair and put SOME kind of effort into it. Lazy bitch!
“Sure glad my 7th grade gym outfit still fits me”……
Won’t somebody think of the children!?! And the adults and the seniors …
Not only do her clothes not fit properly, has her hair seen a brush or color lately!
shocked and awed
It’s like a pregnancy pants panel, on backward, minus the rest of the pants.
This is soooo close to being the worst ever posted on this site. Is there not a Grand Master in charge anywhere?
Is that you Britney?
Ew. Just Ew.
You know whales don’t need clothes. Their blubber keeps them warm.
Good grief. At first I thought her “skirt” was one of those black boxes used by TV and some web sites to hide naughty bits.
SAVE THE WHALES!
That is so Jessica Simpson like 3 months ago..
I think I just threw-up a bit… oops, some more just came up…. eeeeeewwwwww
Must of been in a real hurry – thought her black stretch head band was a skirt! Either that or it “slid” down off her forehead to her rear during the morning jog.
Damn, she should have “checked herself out” before she left home. Looks like she is wearing a tube top as a skirt. And thank God they didnt capture the front cuz I dont think she is wearing a bra!!!
I’d hit it.
Doyle, I cain’t believe it took me 28 years to figger out it’s cheaper to buy yer clothes from the toddler section.
OMG, I just have no words, I can’t even decide what is the first thing that appalled me. Oh dear where to star. Where do these prople come from? we have got to start screening who contirbutes to the gene pool.
Chuck U. Farley
Unknown item in bagging area. Please remove item from the bagging area.
“Can we please get a price check on Dignity?”
Being proud of y our body is one thing, but this is rediculous!
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
aren’t tube tops supposed to go over the breastisis!
I guess Walmart sells magic mirrors also. god knows someone lied to this woman and told her she looked good. there should be laws against this. its a crime against nature.
Why buy the cow when you can get the…..
“In these tough economic times, many Americans are faced with difficult decisions. Do I spend my last $5 on enough fabric to cover myself decently, or do I buy a super-sized Big Mac combo meal? Some of Americans will make the wrong choice.”
Proof, that ONE size DOES NOT fit ALL!
Jesus is making a special trip.
Beastly. Look at that hair. Does she think she looks hot or something? People who are that fat should cover their body and not subject the rest of the world to it. Absolutely disgusting!
man, that is just gross. I’m dumbstruck.
Wyl the Pyr
While this is just ‘nasty’, I wanna know what the hell that arm behind her has in mind.
It must have been REALLY hot that day. It’s a miracle that the picture isn’t blurry from the photographer laughing so hard!
Wow the Real Housewives of Orange County really has let herself go.
i would tap that i dont care if she got a little gut on her she is independent
what you can’t see is that all of those boxes of food are open – those clothes fit perfectly when she entered the store.
If I ever get that fat, please, someone harpoon me.
That is the most DISGUSTING, the most WALMART thing I have ever seen!!!
Britney before airbrush.
This photograph must be a composite of several smaller images put together by a computer. There isn’t a wide-angle lens than can photograph all that! Unless NASA was involved….
OMG!! Wow!! Really? Does she own a mirror……ewwwww
I hope there’s a nice XXL bathrobe in those bags she’s packin’
YALL FAGGOTS NEED TO STOP THUMBS DOWNING MY COMMENTS YALL HATING MAINE YALL KNOW YALL WOULD HIT DAT STOP HATING
The person behind her is bracing themselves on the check-out counter. I would, too, if I actually had to watch *that* move around in my line of sight.
can you image if she dropped something….PLEASE don’t pick it up… just consider it a loss and walk away….
The Sanity Inspector
Yeesh! Sneak up on a stairmaster, girl!
If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If not, THEN COVER IT THE F#@K UP!!!!
The good news is, she evidently isn’t troubled by body image issues.
Dam girl! When you rolled out of bed this afternoon, are you sure you put on Y0UR clothes??
The sad part about it is…she probably believes she looks good
what’s wrong with these people ?
can’t they cover themselves properly?
There should be a law inacted that prohibits the manufacturing of shorts that are wider than they are long!
It looks like her gut is trying to lick the groceries.
There should be a law inacted that prohibits the manufacturing of shorts that are wider than they are long!
Those aren’t shorts. That’s a tube top.
She is just in time for the special on gallon tubs of krill. If she doesn’t hurry, she’ll fall behind the rest of the pod.
I have no words….I hope this says all I really have to say about this…
*gag* You can almost see her “english muffin.” *gag*
finger licking good!
WTF!! Go put on some baggy clothes!
Holy flab Batman! Quick to the red phone. Call Stacy and Clinton!
Unexpected item in bagging area.
If there is one place you can let it all hang out, you have proven it is WalMart!
MY eyes! We don’t like it, we don’t want to put a ring on it, but we do want to put pants, long sleeved shirt and a burkah on it . God help us.
Living with Balls
Of all the pictures posted on this site, this one takes the cake.
A little respect for a person suffering from dunlap syndrome.
I’m so confused..is it shorts? a skirt? or a REALLY stretched out head band??
I'm blind :)
that person standing behind her should move back, that skirt looks like it could blow at any minute.
No. No, no, no, no, no!
There’s no more room to be putting a ring anywhere on her.
Marcus P Smithers
Hey, is that an Oreo with double stuff?
Ya know, maybe the Taliban are onto something with that whole “Burka” idea…..just sayin’
The irony is, when her arm went over the scanner, it rang her up as an Oreo with double stuff.
i now realize there is no limit on nasty
Yes, dear, all the guys are checking you out….the same way they check out a bad wreck on the interstate.
ugh. that shit just makes me mad…
Store Brand Mayonnaise
Looks like 10lbs of sh!t in a 5lb bag
People amaze me sometimes. -_-
WHAT DA HECK YALL HAVE ME WIT THUMBS DOWN 28 AND THUMBS UP ZERO WURR ALL MY REAL HOMIES AT YALL NEED TO START REPRESENT AND THUMBS UP YA BOY AND TO ALL DA HATAS KEEP ON HATIN IM JUST LAUGHIN AT YA LAUGHIN ALL DA WAY TO DA BANK
@ Jamby – Learn to speak/type/read/write English and actually have something intelligent to contribute. Why do you care about a bunch of ratings anyway?
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
that country song comes to mind….”She was rockin the beer gut!”
Dude behind her is handing her some Ajax to clean that shit up.
Yes, I agree…this pic takes the cake,
And the ice cream, and the cookies, and the candy, and the hohos.
Told ya – Walfart needs bouncers…….
Never mind – she can bounce all by herself….
Where’s the beef??
BTW – Where’s the tramp stamp??
She needs something that says…….wait for it…..
OMG! I don’t understand how these people think that just because it’s “Walmart” that you don’t have to at least look half decent to come through the door!!! YIKES!!! Her moose knuckles are probably showing from the frontside! Thank goodness we didn’t see the front!!!
This is a GROSS misinterpretation of “dressing as if”…
Her knees look like chokers keeping the gravy from sliding all the way down, you can see it start to pool in what use to be thighs.
she has to wear that so the burning bacon smell can evaporate, the pmarmacist told her to keep it light and airy, but this is ridiculous.
I’m pretty sure that’s Susan Powter.
I’m reasonably sure that’s Susan Powter.
… What’s truly sad…is here in Tennessee.. This sort of thing is a normal day to day sight
Thank God I was born in Chicago and not TN….I might have gotten the “genes” that make this type of women attractive.
EZ access to breed with her.
Wow, Britney really let herself go this time.
Wearing her headband as a skirt seemed like such a cute idea.
I think she is buying “Wheat Thins”.
The first time I loaded this page it crashed, and I got the message, “Error on Page.” I think that doesn’t even come CLOSE to describing what’s on this page.
I knew I was onto something when I chose my moniker for this site…
I just threw up a little. The only good thing about this picture is that she doesn’t live in my state. Now if we could just get her to leave the country.
I’d like to hire her to sit next to me whenever I fly over the Alps………..
……juuuuuuuuuust in case.
Has anyone been able to definitively confirm yet if this is indeed Kirstie Alley?
wtf shamu this isnt seaworld
wtf shamu is @ walmart now?
Why do trashy people always seem to have random bruises and sores all over their legs?
What is even scarier is that she seems to have forgotten to put on underwear along with her skirt/tubetop/headband before going to WalMart.YIKES!!!!!!
OK, folks, it’s time to vote. There have been some really nasty specimens on this site, but this one is a WINNER.
She needs to grab a full-length mirror while she’s there. it’s obvious there is not one anyhwere in her world.
WHY!!! WHY!!!! Why do people think it is ok to go out in public like this?
UUMMM Emily looks like thoes are underwear she is wearing.
All I can say is, THANK GOD the Walmart I work at does not have self checkouts.
I think she’s trying to convince herself she’s still a size 5 by squeezing her fat @$$ into a skirt 15 sizes too small.
Great. I’ve finally gone blind!!!
Looks like Mrs. Michelin Man stopped by Wallyworld on her walk of shame home from a hot night with the Sta Puf Marshmallow man.
She obviously forgot to pick up a fresh pair of Spanx during this Walmart shopping trip.
Do you see the dark blue article of clothing atop her register? Maybe that is her pants. I’m not sure why she decided to take them off though.
Lets not forget that this fat cow probably has a backup beep that alerts anybody in her path that a semi is coming.
Scary part is, someone is sleeping with that tonight – drunk guys will bang anything. That is why i don’t drink!
Never seen so many rolls without gravy.
We need a poncho in the self check-out line, STAT!
She was river inner-tubing and the damn thing deflated !!
“Creeping” into the bag? More like OOZING into the bag.
i think she may be rockin’ the shaved dark hair underneath the stringy bleach blond hair look–classic.
She better hope that those “shorts” don’t have some kind of microscopic fabric defect, because with the apparent axial loading going on, those things will become a lethal projectile at the first sign of a rip.
I would HIT IT
oh no ...
… find a happy place, find a happy place, find a HAPPY place!
is that a skirt? or a headband?
If there is a better word in the “new dictionary” than GUNT I have yet to find it.
I’m just glad we only got the “back” view. Can you imagine that from the front????
Black fabric is always gives the illusion of being slim.
SOooooo hawt, want to touch the hinnie
Let the good times roll!
I’d put 50 cents in the electric horsey out front if she’d be willing to ride on it
Someone wondered if she’s wearing shorts or a skirt. NEITHER! It’s a large cummerbund from her hubby’s tux.
On second thought, I think we should pass the virtual hat here and set up a paypal account to donate for the cause. What, you might ask is the cause that I implore everyone to donate to? The “Buy This Woman a MuMu” fund. (or just head over to sporting goods for a tent fly).
Marge got into her workout clothes to hit Wal-Mart, hoping to get a little exercise in before breakfast… But it was hard telling whether the sweat on her brow was from bagging her own groceries, or looking at the bulk pack of fried apple fritters.
Mental Note: Quit checking this site while eating lunch. Seriously… I lost my appetite. I almost threw up. And I’m not kidding…
Although I kind of hate to admit it considering everyones comments here…I would definitely hit that! I like my women a bit larger…her thighs are a it larger than my liking, but the rest looks good! Would love to see a front shot to see what she has going on in the breast department
Ummmm, I am just SO THANKFUL that this wasn’t shot from the back b/c from what I can see she gives a completely different meaning to “New Moon”. *SHUDDER*
Where did I put that cottage cheese? I don’t want to get caught not paying for something. Oh….silly me, there it is, hanging off both of my legs!
Britney?..Did you let yourself go again?
No I think even Britney has more class than than!
Coming from a fat girl, keep that shxt covered!!!
thats just nasty!!
Looks like a blonde wig on backwards over dirty dark hair
Big Ern McCracken
Hey, there ain’t no shame in her game . . .
I think that’s her underwear… She was so excited to get to go out in public she forgot to put pants on…
If she think she looks good in that I would hate to see what she considers to be a ‘bad outfit”
Gunt is the best word ever. I’m learning so many new words on this site. Another favorite … “she-wolf.”
Firstly,that is not a Badonkadonk,it is clearly a BadonkaDingDong.Secondly,guessing from the greasy hair,I’m quite sure the person behind it in the checkout is praying to be upwind of it,cause you know Fashion ruled over hygene here.
She probably ate her boyfriend, so she doesn’t have anyone around to ask if the outfit makes her look fat.
…I’d throw it in her ass.
I’d probably be staring too much at that
to ugh – the bruises are from getting into a fistfight with another fattie over the last package of twinkies.
The sores are from where she directly injects the trans fats directly into her body.
Wow. That makes me not want to eat for a week.
UHHHHHHH, YEA, SHE FOR SHURE DATES A BLACK GUY!!
That thing has got to be a flatulation amplifier…if it can withstand the force
ID LIKE TO PUT MY “TWITTER” IN HER ” MYSPACE”
Oh my gosh, Brittney has really let herself go this time!
Its not that her shirt doesn’t fit, it just gave up.
At least that thing hides the Brand on her ass.Do you see an ear tag through that hair ? She’s in a rush to get back to the feedlot before head count
Those are actually 24″ waist long leg pants. Stretch to 5X the width, they shrink to 1/5 the length. . . And don’t you just WISH they didn’t?
And to think I felt guilty going to see hubby at lunch today (does not work at Wal*mart) wearing an over sized sweat shirt my sunglasses to cover my hurting eyes (because I had a migrane starting) and slippers (they are cool looking and don’t really look like slippers).
After looking at this picture I suddenly feel… over dressed.
Those are regular 24″ waist, long leg pants. Stretch to 5X the width, they shrink to 1/5 the height. . . And don’t you just WISH they didn’t?
“Unknown item in bagging area. Please remove item from the bagging area.” – Chuck U. Farley wins at the internet! Ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha a ha ha h hahah ah ha ha!
*beep* “There is an unexpected item in the bagging area, please remove the item and rescan your last purchase”
Is that a skirt or shorts? Why can I not stop looking…
I’m in love, did anybody get her number???
Those vomiting sounds that seem to be following you around the store aren’t due to some bad chicken-salad from the the deli.
OMG I think that’s my mom!!!!!
It looks likes she got hit in the back of her legs with a bag of nickles!
Perhaps Walmart needs to institute a dress code..”shirt , shoes and something to cover the ass is required”
Please tell me where I can find the “stick tongue here” sticker? Yummy, yummy, i would love to suck the sweat out from between those rolls.
Doncha know?? A bare midriff is SOOOOOOO sexy!!
Why bother bagging your food when you’ll just eat it all before you get to the car anyways?!
On a side note, I bet she makes for excellent shade on a hot summers day.
How can that NOT be illegal ??? Seriously. Obama just got to do something about this. Fuck Iran, this kinda shit is far more dangerous for America.
MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! MAKE IT STOP!
If you have junk in your trunk, shut the stinking lid!
Does all this food make my ass look big?
Yes… and your arms, legs and gunt!
I am actually turned-on by this. There is fat gross and there is fat sexy. She has her fat in the righrt places, and is flaunting it quite nicely. Only chubby-chasers would understand me though. I know you chubby-chasers are turned-on by this picture. Haha!
Is that my GrandMa?
They just stopped in for food here at Walmart, they shope for her clothes at Tennessee Tent and Awning next door, her clothes were set on shrink in the dryer and she needs to get some new ones
I don’t see what all the fuss is, this is just a gleaming example of American curvy women at it’s finest!
Do you think her socks match her underwear????????
Super size bag of Peanut M&M’s….$7.95
Case of Mountain Dew…..$4.50
Ally Diet Supplement….$50.00
Stealing your 8 year old daughters clothes….PRICELESS!!!
was she pulled through a knot-hole?… backwards?? btw, i work for wally world,and i have to see train wrecks like this one EVERY FLIPPIN’ DAY!!!!
“when Bobbie Mae gets dressed to go out shopping, she really goes ALL OUT!”
Thank God our local Wal-Mart got rid of the self-checkouts!
I’m feeling sick thinking of the sight if this woman drops something and has to bend over. Eeeeeeek.
Someone call Animal Control, one of the elephants escaped!
It’s jiggling is almost hypnotic. Like a lava lamp. I would give her my special glaze.
LOL. It’s kind of like an accident, you know it’s going to be gross, but you just can’t look away!
You know there is a man with her who just gets all fired up when she dresses like a working gal for him.
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, sooooo sexy it hurts . . . .”
Absolutely fuggin’ nasty!
To think there is some guy out there, either married to this or has had intimate physical contact with this and child(ren) was/were produced.
September 29th, 2009
I’d beat!!! LOL!!!! She’d be soooo happy
That tube top thing around her ass is about one inch short of indecent exposure… not everyone wants to see twat, lady. kindly cover up, for the sake of everyone’s vision.
that tube top rubber-band thing around her ass is about one inch away from indecent exposure.
Not everyone wants to see a flabby twat. Kindly cover up, for the sake of everyone’s vision.
Kelly LeBrock relives her “Weird Science” days at Walmart. I can see why Steven Segal divorced her.
holy shit that’s in california? how many years did it take for her to grow into that skirt. there’s no way possible that she put it on.
Is that Britney Spears circa 2007?
Well the gunt ain’t gaunt that’s for sure.
A question: What is the hand on the left of the picture reaching for? Maybe I shouldn’t ask!
all she needs now, is PRINCESS written on the back of her skirt!! LMAO!!!
I don’t think your ready for this jelly, I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe..
Brittney Spears looks terrible.
Unknown item in bagging area…
If she walked past me I would sue for ‘bystander trauma’.
I believe I see belt loops from a belt that gave up a long time ago…
Shit, I’d hit it!
Her car is posted on 9/27 – WIND ME UP!
Her car awaits in the parking lot – see 9/27 Wind Me Up!
once again i must say… I LOVE BIG GIRLS!!! is it wrong that i find this hot?
Seriously what is wrong with people that have this self image delusion? Did they once have a great body and tell themselves it still shows? Are their mirrors broken? Are they blind? UGH UGH UGH!
She did not bring Sexy Back with this outfit. I guess she does not “What not to Wear”.
hookers gotta eat too
YIkes. But that caption is B.S. Beyonce is fabulous and this chick is…. well… unfortunate.
Gunt-zilla goes grocery.
Wow, that is scary. I can’t believe there are sorry people still going out dressed like that. And she has no excuse because she can get some nice affordable clothes she can wear to cover herself up. Disgusting.
talk about “hanging out” at Walmart….
small children and midgets just threw up in the candy isle after receiving the birds eye view of that vertical nest……..
Now i’m confused here…. What kinds of things went through her brain before she left the house? Did she think this was acceptable because she was just going into walmart? or did she look at herslef turn around in a slow circle and say, “hot DAMN! i’m going to walmart!”
Really disgusting, can you say white trash?
Should be arrested for assaulting my vision!
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I see there’s no full-length mirror in her shopping basket…
OMFG!!! Does she have that body disorder where you are a huge fat bitch and when you look in the mirror you see a little tiny person?
Someone rope her ass back into the house and tie her up so she is no longer allowed to leave, until she learns to dress herself!!!
the ONLY thing that should be in that woman’s bag is a MIRROR!
Deeply disturbing……………..damn my eyes!!!
looks like Common Sense has been out of stock at this Walmart for months.
Spandex is not good
Can you believe those idiots wanted me to be on “The Biggest Loser”. I am one sexy mama!!!!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
rockin’ the beer-twinkies-snickers-pizza-double cheeseburgers-fried chicken gut
I puked in my mouth….wait…there it goes again. Since when is a tube-top worn as a skirt?
Her legs look like picnic hams.
A skirt… a skirt? A SKIRT?!?!? OH DEAR GOD! She stole that off a toddler!
I am convinced that “skirt” is actually just a censorship bar that the photographer has added for the benefit of our gag reflexes.
She hasn’t figured out WalMart has a “fashion” department. She’s been spending all her cash in the Little Debbies aisle.
Taking a trip down “de Nile” ….
Oh my God I wonna date her does anyone have her number.
Wow…Brittney really let herself go this time
September 30th, 2009
yes, these shoes r new…. why do you ask?
Those extra hours in the gym are really paying off, I’m back in a size 5 again
Hey everyone it’s Britney!
For all the idiots who complain about this site making fun of people of a lower socioeconomic status…JUST TRY DEFENDING THIS ONE. No excuse. NO EXCUSE!
“unexpected item in bagging area” LOL
Shallow Hal wouldn’t even touch that! I guess that’s what happens when you become a washed up ex high school cheerleader…
ill take 2 scoops of dat
Brittany Spears, in a few more years…
This has to be our local Wal-Mart here in West Virginyee!
the bruises just set it all off…….
Just think someone out there thinks she’s the hottest thing and told her that she looked good in that!!!!!!!!! I think i’m going to be sick!!!!!!!!
Proof that the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Check yourselves out
these people commenting need to check themselves out.
I hate to say it.. but for us guys who like our women shall I say.. a bit larger.. That look is SEXY for sure.
I mean I know we are all brainwashed to like stick thin models and all.. but I would LOVE to get a piece of that body
Come on people, give the woman a break…she just finished at the gym and didn’t have time to shit, shower or shave
Why is it that I never see this stuff at my local walmart?
All you negative people will be sorry you don’t have her on a cold winnter night!!!!!
If you got it, flaunt it!!!
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I am proved wrong. LOL.
Looks like someone opened up a can of biscuits!
Horky the living Spoodge
She’s just buying her hourly snack.
She needs all that nourishment for the baby…she’ll never have for obvious reasons.
I can just imagine the smell…………………..damn…thats just wron on soo many levels. I work at a WalMart, I think I have seen this woman
I am willing to bet that’s actually a tummy tuck band she’s using to keep her butt from looking too big.
ooh– friction is not her friend here people, I bet the baby powder is ‘in the bag’
and some guys find this woman attractive?
Unexpected item in the bagging area….
October 1st, 2009
Unexpected item in the bagging area…
WHY…WHY…WHHHHYYY …?! listen I’m all for being proud of whatever body you have and you don’t have to be a size 0 and blahblahblah but for the love of god someone find this chick and tell her she is fat…
i bet 10 dollars she has a black boyfriend. LMAO yes it’s racists and yes i’m black
If you listen very, very closely you can hear that skirt pleading for help.
(And what is up with the belt loop? This skirt needs a belt like Jim Carville needs a comb.)
If you listen very, very closely, you can hear that skirt plead for help.
OMFG…NOW I KNOW….Yep…Now I know why they UP NORTH, make fun of US DOWN SOUTH…ROFLMFAO…I think I saw this woman last week at the gym…WAIT, NO, whew, WASN’T her…Duhhhhhhhhhhh…. : )~
Is she even wearing a bra under the shirt? It is a shirt right? Wheres the fashion police when you need them. Or just clothing when you need it.
Anyone seen the cashier? I swore the were here a minute ago…..
I AM BLIND!!!
Okay.. We all (unfortunately) can see the back. Can you imagine the poor door greeter who saw the FRONT?!?!?!!? He’s in the ICU undergoing corneal replacement surgery!!!
Seriously though! If THAT much of the BACK side is showing.. then how much of the fron….. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!
“Unexpexcted item in bagging area”
i just threw up, really i did
OMG Who took a picture of me? LOL!
At least she saving money …not by shopping at Walmart, but by obviously not buying shampoo or clothes that fit. Just say no to crack!
The saddest part is I bet SOMEONE checked her out that day. You know it’s true.
Now the owner of this site owes me a visit to the eye doctor and some mind bleach.
I feel bad for the poor guy behind her
Sure that’s a Gunt? Looks like a Fupa to me!!!
Sure that’s a Gunt?? Looks like a Fupa to me!!!
Sure that’s a Gunt?? Looks like a Fupa to me!!
Did you guys just make up a word? Cuz “gunt” is hysterical! And it works too! When your belly hangs over your privates you have a gunt. it all starts here. It may even be funnier if it’s a typo .
Baby ain’t got back! Baby got FLAB!!!
how did she get into those shoert??? vaseline and a crowbar???
She grabbed the wrong can. she thought she had a can of Whoop A**, but instead got a can of “Whooops, My A**!”
October 2nd, 2009
She grabbed the wrong can. She must’ve thought she got a can of “Whoop A**” but instead got “Whoooppss, My A**!”
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt, so sexy it hurts”
This is a serious case of body dysmorphic disorder gone wrong!
It saddens me to see things like this. I never understand what people like this consider as attractive, or appropriate for that matter. It has to be some of kind of weird sickness or something, right? I mean, I’ve seen people like this in Wal-Mart and I can help but stare. It actually frightens me a bit. I can’t even freaking tell if that is a skort or a skirt; I hope it’s a skort, for everyone’s sake. Where should we send her? What Not To Wear or Biggest Loser?
It gives a whole new appreciation of that classic country song “She was rockin’ the beer gut”!
Is that a navy blue windbreaker tossed up on the check out-stanchion? If there was a vote, I think I’d go for covering the bottom half first.
I bet her man back at the trailer, drinking beer and watching sports said, “Thassa grea outfit, Hon! [Buuurrrp]“
Didn’t she look in the mirror before she left the house???
now that looks TIGHT!
fat chicks rule
”No really…you can tell me….does my butt look big in this?”
”No really…you can tell me …does my butt look big in this?”
I now have a hole in the back of my head, because the searing didn’t stop at my eyeballs.
October 3rd, 2009
“Everyday low class”
Five fold discount.
KATHUNDRA, WHERE HAVE HAVE YOU BEEN, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. I’D E_T IT!!!!! VERY PRETTY.
are those shorts or a skirt? Looks like a skirt to me since both her cheeks are hanging out in one piece… seriously, yer out of yer mind to even CONCIDER wearing this in public looking like that!!
This isn’t just any sort of spectacular its, skank-tacular!
It’s Jessica Simpson!
October 4th, 2009
It became a self checkout after she ate the cashier.
She had to stop going to the beach because people kept trying to push her back into the water. “HURRY UP! SHE’S DYING!”
awsome ….just awsome
don’t they have a “no shoes, no pants, no service” policy? If they don’t, they really need to put one in place.
October 5th, 2009
How is it that people who willingly opt to dress like that are walking around in public, all over the country, and I still can’t get a date? Then again, anyone who would check her out, or date her in that outfit would be wayyyyyyyy below my standards.
“Damn, I don’t have anything to wear except this tubetop! I guess I’ll borrow my little sister’s white tank, and use the tubetop for a skirt! l’ll be so fashion-forward, I’ll be just like Paris Hilton or Lady Gaga. If they can look like idiots, I guess I can too!
Jenny Craig, Where are you??? Wait… I think that chick ate her! Hey, she’s probably thinking… When you got it, you must flaunt it!!!
This is what you call, “A whole lotta’ Lovin”……Daddy likes…..
Are those the new Shape-Ups by Sketchers she’s wearing… they’re not working!
Caption should read: “Unidentified object in bagging area….”
October 6th, 2009
Wow, I always envisioned Californians as being beautiful with sun-kissed bodies. Clearly the only thing that has kissed this body is some twinkies or cupcakes.
How can someone that looks like that ,dress like that and think it OK? I”m 14 sizes smaller than her and I’d never wear anything close to than in public or in private. Maybe in her mind she’s skinny . I don’t know .
Look in the bag on the left….. is she buying a Wii Fit?
Why is it that people with the worst bodies feel the need to show the rest of the world what should be hidden under some clothes. It’s like people with the ugliest babies have to take a ton of pictures an show everyone and give the pictures to you so you can put them up around the house.
…….. jabba the slut all over again… can i say Jan??? Jabba???
Does the Healt Dept. Allow this???
Self Check-out???? No one will ever see me???
10) Mommy…has the swine flu hit here? Why’s everyone throwing up?
9) Mom, that’s MY outfit!
8) I have the BEST outfit…when I wear it to Wal-mart, EVERYONE stares.
7) Your pants/skirt/dress must be at least THIS long to enter our store.
6) Has anyone seen my twinkies??
5) The best part about this outfit is that it doesn’t need a belt.
4) Underwear? Who has room to wear underwear?
3) The day ‘tight’ stopped meaning hot, phat…
2) Now where did I put my cell phone!!
and the number 1: If only she’d been David Letterman’s intern!!
there should be a law…………….
Where’s Stacy and Clinton when you REALLY need them??!!??
October 7th, 2009
my moms a fatty
She should have bought a mirror!!!
I wonder if people can have the opposite of anorexia? Where you look into the mirror and see yourself as skinnier then what you really are? Hmmm.
now im sorry i know that ive over weight but i would never wear that not even in my house!! how in the world did she walk out of the door in that!!! and there is no “BRA” OMG!!
She should be arrested for indecent roll over.
I know she must have passed a mirror or 2 while she was in there. Did she not see herself BEFORE leaving the house?
October 8th, 2009
Wow, Britney really into those chocolates.
Is that a double ass mini-skirt???
Nothing like a fat bitch in a half shirt to brighten your day
“The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin, that’s what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo…..” SPINAL TAP RULES!
Hey, that’s not a “gunt”, it’s a FUPA!
Ken in Miami
Ya gotta wonder what she sees when she looks in a mirror.
Now I have seen some people come in dressed horrifically at my time in hell*aka Walmart* but this it truly exceptional.
October 9th, 2009
I FORGOT TO BUY THAT 10 GALLON BUCKET OF CRISCO FOR MY FRIED BUTTER!!!
OH MY GOD WHY. JUST WHY. This is legitimately nauseating.
October 10th, 2009
The song playing in her head…”I feel pretty. Oh so pretty…”
The song playing in her head…”I feel pretty…Oh so pretty”
Unexpected Item in Baggage Area
October 11th, 2009
I literally gagged.
Must have something to do with the combination of hideous Moby Dick-esque abomination and the word “gunt”.
October 12th, 2009
Shit they been lookin for that little haley girl..i think i see her leg hangin out the bottom of this ladies belly roll
October 13th, 2009
This thing abended my system.
“Unexpected item in bagging area…please remove item then press..”
did you notice that she didn’t buy no one article of clothing to replace that tube top she’s wearing for a skirt. OMG if she bends over a little more there would be something totally different to talk about right now
how can you not talk about her size when she’s dressed like this. When Monique told big women to embrace their bigness. they just went all the hell out. ugh