March 27th, 2011
Southwest: #2 Old Man Boobs Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail
Finally the lifelong question will be answered: Are you boob guy or and ass man?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Southwest: #2 Old Man Boobs Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail,
Finally the lifelong question will be answered: Are you boob guy or and ass man?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Southwest: #2 Old Man Boobs Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail,
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OMG!!!!! Im speechless!
March 27th, 2011
Old man boobs!!
March 27th, 2011
10, because the photo is way clearer than #2. Now excuse me while I go lose my lunch….
March 27th, 2011
#10 because she has a small child right in front of her. There’s no telling what type of toxic fumes he’s being exposed to.
March 27th, 2011
#10, because senility can be an excuse, but she has none.
March 27th, 2011
How this man is merely a #2 seed i don’t know………its an old man with breasts! #2 wins
March 27th, 2011
Haha has to be 10better pic!
March 27th, 2011
#2 becouse its hilarious but sad for that old man so i go for #10!!!!
March 27th, 2011
i am really starting to feel singled out. i never get to see people like this when i go to walmart. its just normal-ish people.
March 27th, 2011
wow!!! thats the only word i can come up with at the moment!! #10
March 27th, 2011
#10
March 27th, 2011
10. So disturbing. If she actually had some pants on, she would be quite attractive.
March 27th, 2011
10 is worse. I wish 2 was a clearer picture. Then maybe I would vote for the old man. I love how when you hear man boobs, you think of saggy ones with pepperoni nipples (shiver) but this man is super old and he’s still perky (I think) Ahh if only it was clearer…
March 27th, 2011
Definitely number 10
March 27th, 2011
#10 -out of gratitude that she’s not bending over.
March 27th, 2011
I’m going against the crowd here, and casting my vote for #2. He’s more “Old School” sideshow freak, verses the modern “go to Walmart sans pants” freakiness. I guess I’m just old fashioned.
March 27th, 2011
#2…If I had a rack like that, id be as proud of it as this guy looks of his!
March 27th, 2011
Since I’m rooting for an underdog in the real Big Dance today (Kentucky), I have to go for the underdog here, too. #10 all the way. Hers is accidental as her too short dress has ridden up. His looks like a deliberate breast implant.
March 27th, 2011
is there a “none of the above” in this case?
March 27th, 2011
OMG!!! #10 for sure. With that much cellulite she needs a skirt to at LEAST her knees!!
March 27th, 2011
Old Man BOOBS!! Those aren’t even the kind you get when you’re overweight, he had to go out and BUY those!! AND NO ONE TALKED HIM OUT OF IT!!
March 27th, 2011
I like #2 because hes a transvestite that just gave up…but still has the nice rack!
March 27th, 2011
wow… definately #2.. Thats just plain weird. #10 on the other hand is gross… gotta give it to #2 xP
March 27th, 2011
Wow. That really is the only word to describe #10! I really hope a public indecentcy charge came and bit her in the ass!
March 27th, 2011
#10 cuz Id spank that!
March 27th, 2011
#10
If her skirt’s ridden up that far in the back, what’s going on up front? And how in the holy hell did she not NOTICE?!?!?!?!
March 27th, 2011
#10- quintessential POWM toilet brush.
March 27th, 2011
#10 Boobs is photo shopped…. tail actually thinks she looks hot!
March 27th, 2011
# 10- – she is just another fat person who is dressed like a Hollywood slut. The old gentleman actually has a medical condition – i can’t recall the name right now. If he had adequate insurance the breast growth could be surgically removed. Also he could have prostate caancer that has been treated with female hormones.
March 27th, 2011
#10 just think if she looks that bad from behind what must she look like from the front!
March 27th, 2011
#10….. just ick
March 27th, 2011
#10 because that is the epitome of ‘white trash’.
March 27th, 2011
# 10 should a been arrested that is nasty! Nobody wants to see a fat chick with her ass hanging out.
March 27th, 2011
#10…any kinda ass on a woman better than tits on a dude!
March 27th, 2011
I am a boob guy but in this case im a have to be an ass man #10 all day.
March 27th, 2011
#10… because of all the people around her, nobody was decent enough to say “excuse me, but could you please put that away?”
March 27th, 2011
# 10 Because I don’t think that old man boobs is real, and that would take a spot away from a real deserving freak.
March 27th, 2011
i prefer the ass than the boobs
March 27th, 2011
10 over 2 either way I feel sick
March 27th, 2011
#2
March 27th, 2011
#10. There is no excuse for that. Nasty.
March 27th, 2011
WHAT is wrong with that woman? She has to know her butt is hanging out! And she has to know it it not a cute little butt… She needs to arrested!
March 27th, 2011
The Walcreature photographer clearly got down very low to the ground to capture #10′s tasteless choice of wardrobe, so that almost amounts to trick photography in my book.
The photographer for #2 had the good sense to blur the picture so that imagination would be needed to (1) figure out if the old guys ta-tas were as real as they are hairy and (2) wonder if I we ever look at other boobs and flashback to this photo.
I vote for #2 because this image will haunt me for the rest of my life
March 27th, 2011
#10 boobs are not photoshopped, other photos exist of the old man and his boobs. Which doesn’t make it any less wrong!
March 27th, 2011
Its no “condition”.. the old man had a boob job so he can jerk off to his titties plus he’s wearing a low cut “purple” shirt..I say the old man.. the ass person is just plain puke
March 27th, 2011
#10… Mmmmmm, yummmy…
March 27th, 2011
No Brea, that is not gynecomastia that is PHOTO SHOP.
March 27th, 2011
#2 Every woman has an ass, but the old man is sporting titties bigger than lots of woman titties! The titties take it!
March 27th, 2011
#2, by the way, choice of the term “breast man” in this match-up was too cheap a pun LOL
March 27th, 2011
#10 definately
March 27th, 2011
#10, the photo quality is better, and let’s face it, it’s more typical POWM-esque
March 27th, 2011
#10, the photo quality is better, and let’s face it, it’s more typical POWM-esque
March 27th, 2011
#2, I worked for walmart for a while in the south and quite frequently saw the trailor park trash wearing short skirts, but never saw an old man with knockers like those, even if he had to pay for them, haha.
March 27th, 2011
open (off topic) question – why do fat people always slam the car door? it really pisses me off.
March 27th, 2011
Old Blu with boobs all the way
March 27th, 2011
Soley because it pisses you off. They watch for you and do a flash mob of slamming.
You’re welcome.
March 27th, 2011
Soley because it pisses you off. They watch for you and do a flash mob of slamming.
You’re welcome.
March 27th, 2011
Damnit.
March 27th, 2011
Er, that’s a big ten, good buddy and I’m trying not to be alarmed by the sagging rings that slope down her thighs as if the cellulite is gradually being overtaken by gravity.
March 27th, 2011
10 princess albert, fat in the can
March 27th, 2011
#10 cause she’s a 10
March 27th, 2011
10
March 27th, 2011
This is a tough one..gotta go with #2, again, overweight women dressing like they shouldn’t is too common.
March 27th, 2011
Thanks RN Jane – as a long retired RN I couldn’t recall the word and I was actually trying to be sympathetic but i think you re right, the only disorder is photoshop. LOL
Too bad someone didn’t air brush and photo shop # 10 into at least a cute hiney!
March 27th, 2011
#2
March 27th, 2011
I will cast my vote for #2, even though I think #10 is more disgusting.
March 27th, 2011
#2… he could shut the shirt, even if it’s a medical condition. he obviously is enjoying it. #10 is just one more fat ass. My vote goes to #2.
March 27th, 2011
I vote for #10 on this one.
March 27th, 2011
#10
but i feel like all these ppl are winning with ass.. i think some of the btter get ups are defeated by lack of coverage.. ugh
March 27th, 2011
can always tell when you’re feeling better…
March 27th, 2011
TEN! It is so wrong is too many ways to name.
March 27th, 2011
10
March 27th, 2011
#2
March 27th, 2011
Gotta go with Lots of Tail. At least the other contestant has pants on.
March 27th, 2011
10
March 27th, 2011
i vote10 as she shows some class compared to number 2
March 27th, 2011
#10
March 27th, 2011
#10 is being much less considerate for the eyes of others. ONLY by fault of manners does #2 not win this match.
March 27th, 2011
#2!! there’s plenty of ass hangin out. not very many old dudes with boobs
March 27th, 2011
10. because 2 looks like shopped.
March 27th, 2011
#2 is sooooooo photo shopped…. so number #10
March 27th, 2011
10.
March 27th, 2011
#10 no darling, please…please…pleeeeeezzzzze don’t pucker.
March 27th, 2011
#2 is just too freaky to not vote for.
March 27th, 2011
My vote is for #10 because she thinks she’s a ten but actually is a nasty, disgusting & indecent zero. How can she come out in public like that???
March 27th, 2011
2
March 27th, 2011
10 makes me shudder
March 27th, 2011
2
March 27th, 2011
#2 the pic is not quit clear but the look on his face tells the truth and the man has boobs never see that very often but 10 is not funny at ALL i mean like is a butt so what u see them all the time well i do there is a kid at school and HE lets poeple pull pants and boxers down at recess like im a girl and like really he thinks it makes him smexy or somthing but gross still boob man wins
March 27th, 2011
#2 duhh
March 27th, 2011
#2 Old Man Boobs
March 27th, 2011
#10
March 27th, 2011
#2…”Hotsie Popsie”!
March 27th, 2011
There are so many pictures like #10…. They’re really kind of unoriginal. #2 you see much less often… therefore I vote #2
March 27th, 2011
Yes. Thank you. Things are looking better.
March 27th, 2011
Gotta go with #2, because the other one is just your basic, run of the mill POM tasteless sleeze, whereas he is just MIND-BOGGLING. I mean, REALLY??? You want to display your, um, assets, AND your beard???.
March 28th, 2011
#2, Butt I think 10 is asstounding in her own right.
March 28th, 2011
#2…no question.
March 28th, 2011
i cast my vote for pic 2.
March 28th, 2011
old man boobs
March 28th, 2011
the joy of being inside your mind could only be exceeded by the joy of being between STOP your STOP STOP STOP !!!
March 28th, 2011
Numer 10… But only because I will have to work very hard to get those old man boobs out of my head.
March 28th, 2011
#2
March 28th, 2011
This is a true test of whether a man is a breast or butt man. As cool and creapy as it is that the old man got him a nice rack due to a bet, at least he has the decency to cover them up.
#10 wins as she is letting everyone see her azz and i’m willing to bet that those people who see the front, also see what looks like a beaver crawling out of her dress.
March 28th, 2011
#2.
I wish I had jugs like that.
March 28th, 2011
#2
March 28th, 2011
Moobs guy for sure.
March 28th, 2011
Can’t argue with that.
Ditto.
March 28th, 2011
#10 is Queen.
March 28th, 2011
Man Boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
what plastic surgeon needed to make a boat payment bad enough to put implants in an old guy?
March 28th, 2011
2 — fuzzy or not that definitely looks like round, firm tranny implants.
March 28th, 2011
I’m convinced Mr. Boobs and the Sparkly Pirate up ahead are ONE AND THE SAME!
March 28th, 2011
#10….ick!
March 28th, 2011
#2
March 28th, 2011
#10
March 28th, 2011
#2 Just cause I want to see them cause I can’t tell if he had implants or if he used to be really fat and lost everything but his titties?
March 28th, 2011
10
March 28th, 2011
i just don’t understand how a woman can go anywhere looking like that!!!!!! it’s just so ugly
March 28th, 2011
#10, She’s disgusting
March 28th, 2011
Hairy old man boob takes the cake! Plus he likes to show them off.
March 29th, 2011
They both make me want to puke, but #2
March 29th, 2011
2
March 29th, 2011
#2 – his brother lost to the back boobs, so he’s gotta pull one out for the family here.
March 29th, 2011
This is a tough one.
#10 is disgusting, but #2 would make me hide my children.
#2 Old Man Boobs wins
March 29th, 2011
old man boobs- shows more creativity than just letting ass hang out
March 30th, 2011
#2
April 15th, 2011
i think i just threw up a bit. oh that poor kid! hes probably running away looking for his mom! #10 wins! she outta be aressted for public nudity.
April 19th, 2011
What if that’s really a woman after going through menopause who never removed the hair???
June 13th, 2011
#10 She all ready knows her money maker is hanging out.
June 19th, 2011
#10~ Ummm, err, I can’t help but be sooo thankful that it was just her bare ass showing…It could have been a LOT worse…like if the photo had been from the front…what the hell~ who walks around, in public, with their family, with NO PANTS ON?!?! WOWZA
December 13th, 2011
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